1 00:00:16,660 --> 00:00:18,380 Suatu malam yang suram 2 00:00:18,380 --> 00:00:20,040 Kaya gua buang kelemahan ini 3 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:21,350 Gua bakal cekik leher doi 4 00:00:21,350 --> 00:00:23,840 Pake kaki sampe pipi basah kena air mata 5 00:00:24,060 --> 00:00:25,050 Kalian ga denger gua 6 00:00:25,050 --> 00:00:26,086 Harusnya kalian takut gua 7 00:00:26,386 --> 00:00:27,406 Gua bakal selamanya baik 8 00:00:27,406 --> 00:00:28,310 Lu ga akan deket gua 9 00:00:28,310 --> 00:00:29,280 Buku-buku lu ngeri 10 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:30,180 Kayak Beverly Cleary 11 00:00:30,180 --> 00:00:31,670 Elu Bram Stoker gagal 12 00:00:31,670 --> 00:00:33,630 Jadi mending lu pergi 13 00:00:33,630 --> 00:00:35,010 Lu cuma gitu-gitu aja 14 00:00:35,010 --> 00:00:36,900 Puisi Poe mengalahkan peniru 15 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:38,630 Gua tulis semua di dalam gua 16 00:00:38,630 --> 00:00:39,930 Saat diambang kesedihan 17 00:00:39,930 --> 00:00:41,550 Tell-Tale 'heart' berdetak lembut 18 00:00:41,550 --> 00:00:43,150 Sementara dia cuma ngerusak lembaran 19 00:00:43,150 --> 00:00:44,070 Oh, lu mau belanja? 20 00:00:44,070 --> 00:00:44,970 Dasar duda gothic 21 00:00:44,970 --> 00:00:46,720 Kembali ke topik, dan belanja buatnya 22 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:48,370 Ada bahan ketawa melankolis beralkohol 23 00:00:48,370 --> 00:00:49,150 Di rumah raja 24 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:50,370 Sekarang nonton Castle Rock 25 00:00:50,370 --> 00:00:51,170 Lu penyair suram 26 00:00:51,170 --> 00:00:52,030 Dengan penderitaan 27 00:00:52,030 --> 00:00:53,930 Gua pekerja dengan candu fiksi 28 00:00:53,930 --> 00:00:54,800 Orang-orang termotivasi 29 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:55,660 Gelisah dan menggigil 30 00:00:55,660 --> 00:00:56,940 Juga rasa marah dan derita 31 00:00:56,940 --> 00:00:58,190 Mending lu mulai Running Man 32 00:00:58,190 --> 00:00:59,060 Lu kayak pup, Poe 33 00:00:59,060 --> 00:00:59,790 Gua anjing gila 34 00:00:59,790 --> 00:01:00,340 Cakar bersinar 35 00:01:00,340 --> 00:01:01,040 Cujo 36 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:01,740 Bikin lu jatuh 37 00:01:01,740 --> 00:01:02,540 Sampe lu ga bisa berdiri 38 00:01:02,540 --> 00:01:03,520 Lu lembek kayak Po 39 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:04,390 Si Kung Fu Panda 40 00:01:04,390 --> 00:01:05,260 Rak di atas rak 41 00:01:05,260 --> 00:01:06,080 Tulis di tumpukan lemak 42 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:07,040 Yang menakutkan 43 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:07,920 Pernah liat tumpukan? 44 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:08,740 Gua masih bisa santai 45 00:01:08,740 --> 00:01:09,690 Dari rutinitas 46 00:01:09,690 --> 00:01:11,640 Keluarin Shawshank atau Green Mile 47 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:12,450 Masque of the Red Death 48 00:01:12,450 --> 00:01:13,310 Darah hampir mengental 49 00:01:13,310 --> 00:01:14,090 Pit and the Pendulum 50 00:01:14,090 --> 00:01:14,980 Bahkan ga serem 51 00:01:14,980 --> 00:01:16,160 Cabulin sepupu elu 52 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:17,530 Pas umurnya 13 tahun 53 00:01:17,530 --> 00:01:18,500 Itu menjijikan 54 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:19,430 Stephen, lu pura-pura 55 00:01:19,430 --> 00:01:20,290 Gua beneran kayak gitu 56 00:01:20,290 --> 00:01:21,750 Dari kemiskinan dan kesengsaraan keluarga 57 00:01:21,750 --> 00:01:23,440 Gua liat lu kaya Pantyhose 58 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:25,700 Kaya akting Chapelle sama Simpsons 59 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:26,850 Bahkan kalo lu pegang senjata 60 00:01:26,850 --> 00:01:27,610 Mendingan lu pergi 61 00:01:27,610 --> 00:01:28,800 Kalo main sama Tuan Horror 62 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:30,000 Hitungan menit gua pukul dia 63 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,430 Potong dia kecil-kecil dan 64 00:01:31,430 --> 00:01:32,280 Jatohin di lantai 65 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:33,260 Ngomongin bosen 66 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:34,260 Elu jagonya 67 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:34,760 Dikeluarin dari sekolah 68 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:35,800 Ga bisa berkata 69 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,030 Elu cuma bisa buang waktu 70 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:37,660 Di eight bars 71 00:01:37,660 --> 00:01:38,840 Gua jadi bestseller 72 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:39,690 Gua produktif 73 00:01:39,690 --> 00:01:41,320 Goblin ini ga bisa ganggu gua 74 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:42,250 Gua suka menyerang 75 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:43,310 Gua bakal pukul lu pake 76 00:01:43,310 --> 00:01:44,200 Buku besar yang tebal 77 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:45,530 Di Bibliografi titit gede gua 78 00:01:45,530 --> 00:01:46,530 Liat, gua penulis 79 00:01:46,530 --> 00:01:47,720 Dengan darah dan pengetahuan sadis 80 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:49,440 Yang bakal nakutin pembaca sampe inti 81 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:49,830 Ketenaran 82 00:01:49,830 --> 00:01:50,300 Uang 83 00:01:50,300 --> 00:01:50,740 Bakat 84 00:01:50,740 --> 00:01:51,170 Kesuksesan 85 00:01:51,170 --> 00:01:52,030 Lu cuma punya dikit 86 00:01:52,030 --> 00:01:53,070 Ga lebih 87 00:01:53,290 --> 00:01:54,930 Siapa yang menang? 88 00:01:54,930 --> 00:01:56,380 Siapa selanjutnya? 89 00:01:56,380 --> 00:01:58,040 Anda yang tentukan.