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Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.66,0:00:18.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jednom u čas tužan noćni
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.38,0:00:20.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dok pljujem, duh nemoćni
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.04,0:00:21.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gušit ću ovog šaljivdžiju
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.35,0:00:24.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trohejima sve dok mu se obrazi ne navlaže suzama
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.06,0:00:25.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Slušajte me svi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.05,0:00:26.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bolje me se klonite
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.27,0:00:27.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Zauvijek ću biti bolji
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.41,0:00:28.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nisi mi ni blizu
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.31,0:00:29.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knjige su ti jezive
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.28,0:00:30.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kao Beverly Cleary
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.18,0:00:31.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Plagiraš Brama Stokera
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.67,0:00:33.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Zato dosta pretvaranja
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.63,0:00:35.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nisi poseban
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.01,0:00:36.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dok su Poeove pjesme otporne na pozere
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.90,0:00:38.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pisao sam ih zaključan u spilji
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.63,0:00:39.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dok sam jecao u gnjevu
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.93,0:00:41.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Izdajničko srce tiho kuca u grobu
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.55,0:00:43.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dok ovaj idiot samo svršava po papiru
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.15,0:00:44.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, želiš voditi diskusiju?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.07,0:00:44.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gotički friku
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.97,0:00:46.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vrati se u Hot Topic i kupi si majicu
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.72,0:00:48.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ti melankolični alkoholičaru
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.37,0:00:49.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sad si u Kraljevoj kući
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.15,0:00:50.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gledaj kako se to radi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.37,0:00:51.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ti si cmizdrav pjesnik
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.17,0:00:52.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ovisnik o opijatima
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.03,0:00:53.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ja sam radoholičar, ovisnik o fikciji
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.93,0:00:54.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Od mene se vjerni čitatelji
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.80,0:00:55.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tresu i plaše
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.66,0:00:56.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Osjeti taj Bijes i Jad
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.94,0:00:58.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bolje ti je da bježiš
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.19,0:00:59.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,U velikim si govnima, Poe
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.06,0:00:59.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ja sam opak pas
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.79,0:01:00.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sjaj u očnjacima
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.34,0:01:01.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kudžo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.04,0:01:01.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Napadat ću te
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.74,0:01:02.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sve dok više ne možeš ustati
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.54,0:01:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nježan si poput Poa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.52,0:01:04.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kung Fu Pande
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.39,0:01:05.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stalak po stalak
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.26,0:01:06.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jer pišem debela djela
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.08,0:01:07.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jezovite prirode
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.04,0:01:07.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jesi li vidio hrpu
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.92,0:01:08.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mogu čak i promijeniti
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.74,0:01:09.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Svoj rutinski stil
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.69,0:01:11.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Recimo Shawshank i Zelena Milja
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.64,0:01:12.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Krabulja crvene smrti?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.45,0:01:13.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jedva zahuktava krv
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.31,0:01:14.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jama i njihalo?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.09,0:01:14.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nimalo uzrujavajuće
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.98,0:01:16.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Biti perverzan prema prvoj rođakinji
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.16,0:01:17.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dok ima samo trinaest godina
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.53,0:01:18.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E, to je uznemiravajuće
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.50,0:01:19.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stephen, samo se praviš
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.43,0:01:20.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dok ja stvarno proživljavam
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.29,0:01:21.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mizeriju, siromašnost, obiteljske probleme
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.65,0:01:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Proziran si kao hulahopke
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.44,0:01:25.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gostuješ u Chappelle Showu i Simpsonsima
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.70,0:01:26.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Čak i da imaš oružje
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.85,0:01:27.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To ti nije dovoljno
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.61,0:01:28.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Protiv gospodara straha
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.80,0:01:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,U trenu ću te odalamit',
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.00,0:01:31.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Narezat' na male sitne komadiće
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.43,0:01:32.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I ugurati u smočnicu
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.28,0:01:33.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kad smo kod malih komadića,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.26,0:01:34.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ti si najmanji
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.26,0:01:34.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ispisao si se iz škole
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.76,0:01:35.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ali ne možeš ispisati koju dobru strofu
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.80,0:01:37.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Na ovo samo trošim vrijeme
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.03,0:01:37.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Za osam stihova
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.66,0:01:38.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,U stanju sam napisati čitavi bestseller
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.84,0:01:39.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Toliko sam nadaren
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.69,0:01:41.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ovaj boležljivi goblin me neće ometati
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.32,0:01:42.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jer sad sam u zoni
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.25,0:01:43.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I udarat ću te bilo kojom
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.31,0:01:44.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Debelom knjigom
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.20,0:01:45.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Iz moje ogromne bibliografije
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.53,0:01:46.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vidiš, ja sam autor
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.53,0:01:47.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,S krvoločnim, jezivim pričama
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.72,0:01:49.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Koje okamenjuju čitatelja do srži
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.44,0:01:49.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Slava
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.83,0:01:50.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Novac
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.30,0:01:50.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Talent
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.74,0:01:51.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uspjeh
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.17,0:01:52.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uvijek ćeš imati manje
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.03,0:01:53.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nikad više
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.07,0:01:54.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tko je pobijedio?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.93,0:01:56.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tko je sljedeći?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.38,0:01:58.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vi odlučujete!