1 00:00:16,660 --> 00:00:18,380 Jednom u čas tužan noćni 2 00:00:18,380 --> 00:00:20,040 Dok pljujem, duh nemoćni 3 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:21,350 Gušit ću ovog šaljivdžiju 4 00:00:21,350 --> 00:00:24,060 Trohejima sve dok mu se obrazi ne navlaže suzama 5 00:00:24,060 --> 00:00:25,050 Slušajte me svi 6 00:00:25,050 --> 00:00:26,266 Bolje me se klonite 7 00:00:26,266 --> 00:00:27,406 Zauvijek ću biti bolji 8 00:00:27,406 --> 00:00:28,310 Nisi mi ni blizu 9 00:00:28,310 --> 00:00:29,280 Knjige su ti jezive 10 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:30,180 Kao Beverly Cleary 11 00:00:30,180 --> 00:00:31,670 Plagiraš Brama Stokera 12 00:00:31,670 --> 00:00:33,630 Zato dosta pretvaranja 13 00:00:33,630 --> 00:00:35,010 Nisi poseban 14 00:00:35,010 --> 00:00:36,900 Dok su Poeove pjesme otporne na pozere 15 00:00:36,900 --> 00:00:38,630 Pisao sam ih zaključan u spilji 16 00:00:38,630 --> 00:00:39,930 Dok sam jecao u gnjevu 17 00:00:39,930 --> 00:00:41,550 Izdajničko srce tiho kuca u grobu 18 00:00:41,550 --> 00:00:43,150 Dok ovaj idiot samo svršava po papiru 19 00:00:43,150 --> 00:00:44,070 Oh, želiš voditi diskusiju? 20 00:00:44,070 --> 00:00:44,970 Gotički friku 21 00:00:44,970 --> 00:00:46,720 Vrati se u Hot Topic i kupi si majicu 22 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:48,370 Ti melankolični alkoholičaru 23 00:00:48,370 --> 00:00:49,150 Sad si u Kraljevoj kući 24 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:50,370 Gledaj kako se to radi 25 00:00:50,370 --> 00:00:51,170 Ti si cmizdrav pjesnik 26 00:00:51,170 --> 00:00:52,030 Ovisnik o opijatima 27 00:00:52,030 --> 00:00:53,930 Ja sam radoholičar, ovisnik o fikciji 28 00:00:53,930 --> 00:00:54,800 Od mene se vjerni čitatelji 29 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:55,660 Tresu i plaše 30 00:00:55,660 --> 00:00:56,940 Osjeti taj Bijes i Jad 31 00:00:56,940 --> 00:00:58,190 Bolje ti je da bježiš 32 00:00:58,190 --> 00:00:59,060 U velikim si govnima, Poe 33 00:00:59,060 --> 00:00:59,790 Ja sam opak pas 34 00:00:59,790 --> 00:01:00,340 Sjaj u očnjacima 35 00:01:00,340 --> 00:01:01,040 Kudžo 36 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:01,740 Napadat ću te 37 00:01:01,740 --> 00:01:02,540 Sve dok više ne možeš ustati 38 00:01:02,540 --> 00:01:03,520 Nježan si poput Poa 39 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:04,390 Kung Fu Pande 40 00:01:04,390 --> 00:01:05,260 Stalak po stalak 41 00:01:05,260 --> 00:01:06,080 Jer pišem debela djela 42 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:07,040 Jezovite prirode 43 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:07,920 Jesi li vidio hrpu 44 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:08,740 Mogu čak i promijeniti 45 00:01:08,740 --> 00:01:09,690 Svoj rutinski stil 46 00:01:09,690 --> 00:01:11,640 Recimo Shawshank i Zelena Milja 47 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:12,450 Krabulja crvene smrti? 48 00:01:12,450 --> 00:01:13,310 Jedva zahuktava krv 49 00:01:13,310 --> 00:01:14,090 Jama i njihalo? 50 00:01:14,090 --> 00:01:14,980 Nimalo uzrujavajuće 51 00:01:14,980 --> 00:01:16,160 Biti perverzan prema prvoj rođakinji 52 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:17,530 Dok ima samo trinaest godina 53 00:01:17,530 --> 00:01:18,500 E, to je uznemiravajuće 54 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:19,430 Stephen, samo se praviš 55 00:01:19,430 --> 00:01:20,290 Dok ja stvarno proživljavam 56 00:01:20,290 --> 00:01:21,650 Mizeriju, siromašnost, obiteljske probleme 57 00:01:21,650 --> 00:01:23,440 Proziran si kao hulahopke 58 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:25,700 Gostuješ u Chappelle Showu i Simpsonsima 59 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:26,850 Čak i da imaš oružje 60 00:01:26,850 --> 00:01:27,610 To ti nije dovoljno 61 00:01:27,610 --> 00:01:28,800 Protiv gospodara straha 62 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:30,000 U trenu ću te odalamit', 63 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,430 Narezat' na male sitne komadiće 64 00:01:31,430 --> 00:01:32,280 I ugurati u smočnicu 65 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:33,260 Kad smo kod malih komadića, 66 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:34,260 Ti si najmanji 67 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:34,760 Ispisao si se iz škole 68 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:35,800 Ali ne možeš ispisati koju dobru strofu 69 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,030 Na ovo samo trošim vrijeme 70 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:37,660 Za osam stihova 71 00:01:37,660 --> 00:01:38,840 U stanju sam napisati čitavi bestseller 72 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:39,690 Toliko sam nadaren 73 00:01:39,690 --> 00:01:41,320 Ovaj boležljivi goblin me neće ometati 74 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:42,250 Jer sad sam u zoni 75 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:43,310 I udarat ću te bilo kojom 76 00:01:43,310 --> 00:01:44,200 Debelom knjigom 77 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:45,530 Iz moje ogromne bibliografije 78 00:01:45,530 --> 00:01:46,530 Vidiš, ja sam autor 79 00:01:46,530 --> 00:01:47,720 S krvoločnim, jezivim pričama 80 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:49,440 Koje okamenjuju čitatelja do srži 81 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:49,830 Slava 82 00:01:49,830 --> 00:01:50,300 Novac 83 00:01:50,300 --> 00:01:50,740 Talent 84 00:01:50,740 --> 00:01:51,170 Uspjeh 85 00:01:51,170 --> 00:01:52,030 Uvijek ćeš imati manje 86 00:01:52,030 --> 00:01:53,070 Nikad više 87 00:01:53,070 --> 00:01:54,930 Tko je pobijedio? 88 00:01:54,930 --> 00:01:56,380 Tko je sljedeći? 89 00:01:56,380 --> 00:01:58,040 Vi odlučujete!