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Once upon a midnight dreary

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as I spit this weak and weary

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I will choke this joker

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with a trochee till his cheeks are teary

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but y'all don't hear me

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all should fear me

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I'll forever be better

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you'll never be near me

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your books are as eerie

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as Beverly Cleary

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you're a faux Bram Stoker

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so scram the show's over

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your flows so-so

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Poe's poems pwn posers

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I wrote them locked in a cave

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while I sobbed in a rage

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the Tell-Tale heart beats soft in its grave

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while this jerk just beats off on a page

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Oh you wanna talk shop?

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you gothed-out fop

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go back to Hot Topic and shop for a top

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there's a melancholy alcoholic laughingstock

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in the King's house

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now watch the Castle Rock

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you're a pouty little poet

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with an opiate affliction

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I'm a workaholic with a fiction addiction

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I'm making dedicated readers

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shivery and jittery

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feel that Rage and Misery

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you better start Running Man

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you're in deep poo Poe

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I'm a mad dog

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Fangs Shining

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Cujo

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Tommyknock you down

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till you can't Stand up

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you're as soft as Po

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the Kung Fu Panda

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racks on racks

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cause I pen fat stacks

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of frightening writing

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have you seen the pile

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I can even take a break

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from my routine style

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crank out a Shawshank or a Green Mile

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Masque of the Red Death

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barely Blood Curdling

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Pit and the Pendulum

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not even unnerving

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perving on your first cousin

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when she's thirteen years old

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now that's disturbing

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Stephen you pretend to do it

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I been really living through it

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misery and poverty and family woes

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I see through you like pantyhose

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doing Chappelle and Simpsons cameos

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even if you're gripping on a weapon

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then you better get to stepping

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if you messing with the horror lord

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in a minute maybe I'mma hit him

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cut him into itty bitty bits and I'mma

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stick him in the floorboards

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Speaking of bored

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you're the worst

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dropped out of school

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but you can't drop a verse

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I could have spent that time better

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in eight bars

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I could write a whole bestseller

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I'm so prolific

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this sickly goblin won't be bothering me

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I'm on a clobbering spree

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and I'll be smacking you with any of

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the big thick books

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in my big dick bibliography

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see I'm the author

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with the blood and gore lore galore

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that'll horrify a reader to the core

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fame

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money

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talent

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success

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you'll always have less

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never more

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Who won?

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Who's next?

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You decide