--[Chad] Hey, what's up everybody?
Chad Parker here.

What's up Culver Crew? (hits table)

Something has been 
brought to my attention !

Let's just take a look!
(on TV) is there anywhere better

Woohw... what am I watching ?
(laughs) this guy is on acid.

(on TV) A Smear Campaign

A Smear Campaign? 
What are you in the third grade?

What's that... GundoArmy!!
Is that some kind of a club?

It an Army... 
That's just a little..

I don't know..unsettling.

--[Interviewer] are you not wearing pants?

--{Chad] These are my chubbies.

(on TV) Chad Parker.. he sucks.

What the...
Let him know nobody sucks!!!

On what? What am I sucking on?

No Homo !!
(music)

Ooh My God
(on TV) Where in the world is El Segundo

Bakersfield No

Palmdale No

What are you Mickey? 
Are you a real estate agent,

Or are you Britney Spears !!

What am I looking at..
Those are Breasts!!

Am pretty sure most of the people 
watching the show are kids

Multiple Breasts
(music)

Rotate 3D

What is the Rotate 3D thing at the end? 
I don't get that?

Was that supposed to be joke, 
or you are trying to be funny.

--[Interviewer] What Rotate 3D?

--[Chad] At the end it said Rotate 3D 
and it was rotating in 3D.