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--[Chad] Hey, what's up everybody?
Chad Parker here.

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What's up Culver Crew? (hits table)

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Something has been 
brought to my attention !

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Let's just take a look!
(on TV) is there anywhere better

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Whooa... what am I watching?
(laughs) Is this guy on acid.

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(on TV) A Smear Campaign

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A Smear Campaign? 
What are you in the third grade?

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What's that... GundoArmy!!
Is that some kind of a club?

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It an Army... 
That's just a little..

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I don't know..unsettling.

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--[Interviewer] are you not wearing pants?

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These are my chubbies.


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(on TV) Chad Parker.. he sucks.

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What the...
Let him know he sucks!!!

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On what? What am I sucking on?

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No Homo !!
(music)

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Ooh My God
(on TV) Where in the world is El Segundo

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Bakersfield No

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Palmdale No

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What are you Mickey? 
Are you a real estate agent,

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Or are you Britney Spears !!

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What am I looking at..
Those are Breasts!!

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Am pretty sure most of the people 
watching the show are kids

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Multiple Breasts
(music)

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Rotate 3D

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What is the Rotate 3D thing at the end? 
I don't get that?

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Was that supposed to be joke, 
or you are trying to be funny.

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--[Interviewer] What Rotate 3D?

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--[Chad] At the end it said Rotate 3D 
and it was rotating in 3D.

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Rotate 3D was saying Rotate 3D

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Look into your 
soul Mickey !!


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and figure out what the (beep) you are.

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--[Interviewer] He is like 
a producer on the show.

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Wait he is a producer on the show

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So on buying Ads for 
Culver City on the show

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And the producer of the show 
was making this shit

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[Interviewer] the company is like 
comedy company

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and is called Jash.

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Mickey Meyer, there he is!
You got yourself a Wikipedia !

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Don't you Mickey (whoooo).
So just explain to me

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if you are Digital media producer 
why are you trying to tell

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everybody about the shithole
that is El Segundo?

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This is not acceptable !
You back off with the camera

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You are sometimes too close Jack
No Homo or anything like that

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but you get close.

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--[Interviewer] Are you done 
showing Mickey?

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--[Chad] I guess ya, am not going to 
stay on another Man, alright.

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No Homo or anything, 
am just trying to figure this out.

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--[Interviewer] Do you want me to cut out
you saying no homo a lot?

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because you've been saying it a lot.

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--[Chad} I have been?

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--[Interviewer] yeah you say it, 
this is like the third time

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do you want me to cut that out in the edit

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or leave that in?

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--[Chad] Just..I don't ..I don't know.

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I am just saying no homo 
because I mean no homo

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--[Interviewer] Right.

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--[Another voice] It's way like 
I have been fully watched.

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A lot of times, way too long.

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--[Chad] I am not watching it either.


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Okay and am not advertising on this

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and nobody's seeing this shit. 


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You know what 
am going to do?


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I am going to refuse. Okay,

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Because am going make 
a kickass music video

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I will call up Katy Perry, 


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Luke Chris, or Jerry Seinfeld.

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Ya, Chad Parker
Ya, I see him, ya we had coffee

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It's going to be super big promoted cover

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But it's going to be chart topper Dj Calin

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Ya Champagne, over and over stuff

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Glad to have you on board.
Okay baby (muah muah)

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(laughs)

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So already Jerry

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--[Interviewer] Seinfeld

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--[Chad] Ya..

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--[Interviewer] So you think 


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I could grab a selfie with him?

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--[Chad] Well that's kind off.. you know
Actually I want to send a message to Kasim

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Okay.

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--[Interviewer] It looks good.

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Right here, there's bathroom!


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I wanna look intimidating. Okay.

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--[Interviewer] Do you want me 
to frame out?

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The shorts are in.

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--[Chad] These aren't shorts, Jack. 
These are chubbies. Very expensive.

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--[Interviewer] Chubbies.

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--[Chad] Right. (coughs)

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So you are going to film this 
and send it Kasim, okay?

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--[Interviewer] okay.

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--[Chad] Hey! what's up Kasim? 
How's it going man? (ahhhh)

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We talked on the phone and 
you know emailed a couple of times

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but a..a listen it's just not working out


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no disrespect to you but, 
but your producer is telling me

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that I suck and has some army after me.

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It's just a.. something I 
find very unprofessional

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so am going to pull out. 


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Good Luck to you guys.

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Just gonna find somewhere else 
to spend my money on my Ads

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ah.. may be a show that's 
actually going by rule.

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Thanks for watching the Vlog guys.


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Don't forget to follow me 
on my social medias

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realrealestatechad

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right down here 
#culvercrew

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Let's blow this thing up.

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See you guys soon.

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We're going to make a massive music video

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And take it out of the blow 
like we always do. Booo!!

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[Music]

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--[Interviewer] And you are going 
to promote

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my like travel, instagram title?

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--[Chad] No am not gonna 
promote travel, instagram.

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[Music]