--[Chad] Hey, what's up everybody? Chad Parker here.
What's up Culver Crew? (hits table)
Something has been brought to my attention !
Let's just take a look! (on TV) is there anywhere better
Whooa... what am I watching? (laughs) Is this guy on acid.
(on TV) A Smear Campaign
A Smear Campaign? What are you in the third grade?
What's that... GundoArmy!! Is that some kind of a club?
It an Army... That's just a little..
I don't know..unsettling.
--[Interviewer] are you not wearing pants?
These are my chubbies.
(on TV) Chad Parker.. he sucks.
What the... Let him know he sucks!!!
On what? What am I sucking on?
No Homo !! (music)
Ooh My God (on TV) Where in the world is El Segundo
Bakersfield No
Palmdale No
What are you Mickey? Are you a real estate agent,
Or are you Britney Spears !!
What am I looking at.. Those are Breasts!!
Am pretty sure most of the people watching the show are kids
Multiple Breasts (music)
Rotate 3D
What is the Rotate 3D thing at the end? I don't get that?
Was that supposed to be joke, or you are trying to be funny.
--[Interviewer] What Rotate 3D?
--[Chad] At the end it said Rotate 3D and it was rotating in 3D.
Rotate 3D was saying Rotate 3D
Look into your soul Mickey !!
and figure out what the (beep) you are.
--[Interviewer] He is like a producer on the show.
Wait he is a producer on the show
So on buying Ads for Culver City on the show
And the producer of the show was making this shit
[Interviewer] the company is like comedy company
and is called Jash.
Mickey Meyer, there he is! You got yourself a Wikipedia !
Don't you Mickey (whoooo). So just explain to me
if you are Digital media producer why are you trying to tell
everybody about the shithole that is El Segundo?
This is not acceptable ! You back off with the camera
You are sometimes too close Jack No Homo or anything like that
but you get close.
--[Interviewer] Are you done showing Mickey?
--[Chad] I guess ya, am not going to stay on another Man, alright.
No Homo or anything, am just trying to figure this out.
--[Interviewer] Do you want me to cut out you saying no homo a lot?
because you've been saying it a lot.
--[Chad} I have been?
--[Interviewer] yeah you say it, this is like the third time
do you want me to cut that out in the edit
or leave that in?
--[Chad] Just..I don't ..I don't know.
I am just saying no homo because I mean no homo
--[Interviewer] Right.
--[Another voice] It's way like I have been fully watched.
A lot of times, way too long.
--[Chad] I am not watching it either.
Okay and am not advertising on this
and nobody's seeing this shit.
You know what am going to do?
I am going to refuse. Okay,
Because am going make a kickass music video
I will call up Katy Perry,
Luke Chris, or Jerry Seinfeld.
Ya, Chad Parker Ya, I see him, ya we had coffee
It's going to be super big promoted cover
But it's going to be chart topper Dj Calin
Ya Champagne, over and over stuff
Glad to have you on board. Okay baby (muah muah)
(laughs)
So already Jerry
--[Interviewer] Seinfeld
--[Chad] Ya..
--[Interviewer] So you think
I could grab a selfie with him?
--[Chad] Well that's kind off.. you know Actually I want to send a message to Kasim
Okay.
--[Interviewer] It looks good.
Right here, there's bathroom!
I wanna look intimidating. Okay.
--[Interviewer] Do you want me to frame out?
The shorts are in.
--[Chad] These aren't shorts, Jack. These are chubbies. Very expensive.
--[Interviewer] Chubbies.
--[Chad] Right. (coughs)
So you are going to film this and send it Kasim, okay?
--[Interviewer] okay.
--[Chad] Hey! what's up Kasim? How's it going man? (ahhhh)
We talked on the phone and you know emailed a couple of times
but a..a listen it's just not working out
no disrespect to you but, but your producer is telling me
that I suck and has some army after me.
It's just a.. something I find very unprofessional
so am going to pull out.
Good Luck to you guys.
Just gonna find somewhere else to spend my money on my Ads
ah.. may be a show that's actually going by rule.
Thanks for watching the Vlog guys.
Don't forget to follow me on my social medias
realrealestatechad
right down here #culvercrew
Let's blow this thing up.
See you guys soon.
We're going to make a massive music video
And take it out of the blow like we always do. Booo!!
[Music]
--[Interviewer] And you are going to promote
my like travel, instagram title?
--[Chad] No am not gonna promote travel, instagram.
[Music]