--[Chad] Hey, what's up everybody?
Chad Parker here.

What's up Culver Crew? (hits table)

Something has been 
brought to my attention !

Let's just take a look!
(on TV) is there anywhere better

Whooa... what am I watching?
(laughs) Is this guy on acid.

(on TV) A Smear Campaign

A Smear Campaign? 
What are you in the third grade?

What's that... GundoArmy!!
Is that some kind of a club?

It an Army... 
That's just a little..

I don't know..unsettling.

--[Interviewer] are you not wearing pants?

These are my chubbies.

(on TV) Chad Parker.. he sucks.

What the...
Let him know nobody sucks!!!

On what? What am I sucking on?

No Homo !!
(music)

Ooh My God
(on TV) Where in the world is El Segundo

Bakersfield No

Palmdale No

What are you Mickey? 
Are you a real estate agent,

Or are you Britney Spears !!

What am I looking at..
Those are Breasts!!

Am pretty sure most of the people 
watching the show are kids

Multiple Breasts
(music)

Rotate 3D

What is the Rotate 3D thing at the end? 
I don't get that?

Was that supposed to be joke, 
or you are trying to be funny.

--[Interviewer] What Rotate 3D?

--[Chad] At the end it said Rotate 3D 
and it was rotating in 3D.

Rotate 3D was saying Rotate 3D

Look into your 
soul Mickey !!

and figure out what the (beep) you are.

--[Interviewer] He is like 
a producer on the show.

Wait he is a producer on the show

So on buying Ads for 
Culver City on the show

And the producer of the show 
was making this shit

[Interviewer] the company is like 
comedy company

and is called Jash.

Mickey Meyer, there he is!
You got yourself a Wikipedia !

Don't you Mickey (whoooo).
So just explain to me

if you are Digital media producer 
why are you trying to tell

everybody about the shithole
that is El Segundo?

This is not acceptable !
You back off with the camera

You are sometimes too close Jack
No Homo or anything like that

but you get close.

--[Interviewer] Are you done 
showing Mickey?

--[Chad] I guess ya, am not going to 
stay on another Man

No Homo or anything, 
am just trying to figure this out.

--[Interviewer] Do you want me to cut out
you saying no homo a lot?

because you've been saying it a lot.

--[Chad} I have been?

--[Interviewer] yeah you say it, 
this is like the third time

do you want me to cut that out in the edit

or leave that in?

--[Chad] Just..I don't ..I don't know.

I am just saying no homo 
because I mean no homo

--[Interviewer] Right.

--[Another voice] It's way like 
I have been fully watched.

A lot of times, way too long.

--[Chad] I am not watching it either.

Okay and am not advertising on this

and nobody's seeing this shit.

You know what 
am going to do?

I am going to refuse.

Because am going make 
a kickass music video

I will call up Katy Perry,

Luke Chris, or Jerry Seinfeld.

Ya, Chad Parker
Ya, I see him, ya we had coffee

It's going to be super big promoted coper

But it's going to be chart topper Dj Calin

Ya Champagne, over and over stuff

Glad to have you on board.
Okay baby (muah muah)

(laughs)

So already Jerry

--[Interviewer] Seinfeld

--[Chad] Ya..

--[Interviewer] So you think

I could grab a selfie with him?

--[Chad] Well that's kind off.. you know
Actually I want to send a message to Kasim

Okay.

Right here, there's bathroom!

I wanna look intimidating.

--[Interviewer] okay.