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--[Chad] Hey, what's up everybody?[br]Chad Parker here.

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What's up Culver Crew? (hits table)

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Something has been [br]brought to my attention !

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Let's just take a look![br](on TV) is there anywhere better

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Whooa... what am I watching?[br](laughs) Is this guy on acid.

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(on TV) A Smear Campaign

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A Smear Campaign? [br]What are you in the third grade?

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What's that... GundoArmy!![br]Is that some kind of a club?

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It an Army... [br]That's just a little..

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I don't know..unsettling.

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--[Interviewer] are you not wearing pants?

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These are my chubbies.[br]

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(on TV) Chad Parker.. he sucks.

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What the...[br]Let him know nobody sucks!!!

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On what? What am I sucking on?

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No Homo !![br](music)

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Ooh My God[br](on TV) Where in the world is El Segundo

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Bakersfield No

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Palmdale No

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What are you Mickey? [br]Are you a real estate agent,

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Or are you Britney Spears !!

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What am I looking at..[br]Those are Breasts!!

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Am pretty sure most of the people [br]watching the show are kids

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Multiple Breasts[br](music)

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Rotate 3D

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What is the Rotate 3D thing at the end? [br]I don't get that?

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Was that supposed to be joke, [br]or you are trying to be funny.

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--[Interviewer] What Rotate 3D?

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--[Chad] At the end it said Rotate 3D [br]and it was rotating in 3D.

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Rotate 3D was saying Rotate 3D

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Look into your [br]soul Mickey !![br]

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and figure out what the (beep) you are.

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--[Interviewer] He is like [br]a producer on the show.

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Wait he is a producer on the show

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So on buying Ads for [br]Culver City on the show

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And the producer of the show [br]was making this shit

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[Interviewer] the company is like [br]comedy company

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and is called Jash.

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Mickey Meyer, there he is![br]You got yourself a Wikipedia !

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Don't you Mickey (whoooo).[br]So just explain to me

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if you are Digital media producer [br]why are you trying to tell

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everybody about the shithole[br]that is El Segundo?

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This is not acceptable ![br]You back off with the camera

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You are sometimes too close Jack[br]No Homo or anything like that

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but you get close.

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--[Interviewer] Are you done [br]showing Mickey?

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--[Chad] I guess ya, am not going to [br]stay on another Man

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No Homo or anything, [br]am just trying to figure this out.

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--[Interviewer] Do you want me to cut out[br]you saying no homo a lot?

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because you've been saying it a lot.

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--[Chad} I have been?

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--[Interviewer] yeah you say it, [br]this is like the third time

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do you want me to cut that out in the edit

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or leave that in?

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--[Chad] Just..I don't ..I don't know.

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I am just saying no homo [br]because I mean no homo

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--[Interviewer] Right.

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--[Another voice] It's way like [br]I have been fully watched.

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A lot of times, way too long.

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--[Chad] I am not watching it either.[br]

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Okay and am not advertising on this

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and nobody's seeing this shit. [br]

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You know what [br]am going to do?[br]

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I am going to refuse.

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Because am going make [br]a kickass music video

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I will call up Katy Perry, [br]

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Luke Chris, or Jerry Seinfeld.

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Ya, Chad Parker[br]Ya, I see him, ya we had coffee

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It's going to be super big promoted coper

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But it's going to be chart topper Dj Calin

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Ya Champagne, over and over stuff

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Glad to have you on board.[br]Okay baby (muah muah)

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(laughs)

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So already Jerry

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--[Interviewer] Seinfeld

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--[Chad] Ya..

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--[Interviewer] So you think [br]

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I could grab a selfie with him?

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--[Chad] Well that's kind off.. you know[br]Actually I want to send a message to Kasim

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Okay.

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Right here, there's bathroom![br]

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I wanna look intimidating.

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--[Interviewer] okay.