[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.11,0:00:07.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (intro music) ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.22,0:00:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What prompted you to come see me? Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.16,0:00:13.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(Interviewer 1) Great question.\NWe would ask you that!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.52,0:00:14.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(Interviewer 2) Yeah.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.18,0:00:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How so? What do you mean?\NI didn't invite you. Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.00,0:00:19.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(laughter){\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.68,0:00:21.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What would I want you in my house for? Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.59,0:00:23.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(No.1) We were going to ask you,\N"Why are we here?"{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.83,0:00:26.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no idea. Get out! Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.08,0:00:27.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(No.2 laughs){\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.68,0:00:30.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I came to Hollywood in '61. Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.90,0:00:41.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We found an apartment on an estate\Nin the Hollywood Hills and rented it. Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.03,0:00:46.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The second night we're there,\Nwe hear a rustling outside. Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.96,0:00:52.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So she went, peeped\Nthrough the blinds of the window Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.45,0:00:58.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and there was a large avocado tree\Ngrowing right up next to the apartment, Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.07,0:01:01.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she beckoned me over. Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.30,0:01:05.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I looked down, \Nand there were two raccoons, Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.20,0:01:09.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sitting on their back,\Nchewing on avocados. Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.48,0:01:14.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I said, "This is for me." Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.10,0:01:19.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been chewing on avocados\Never since I got here. Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.56,0:01:20.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(laughter){\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.68,0:01:22.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(No 2) Are you still involved with\Nshowbiz now? Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.72,0:01:27.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you doing anything behind the scenes, or-? Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.30,0:01:29.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you like a kiss? Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.89,0:01:30.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.93,0:01:40.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I'm still involved in show business.\NI tour with a one-man show. Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.96,0:01:52.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do movies if you're making them,\Nand I'm quite viable... Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.04,0:01:55.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in every sense of the word. Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.89,0:01:56.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(laughter){\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.96,0:02:07.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have four children, and the youngest,\Nwho's now 27, was deemed autistic Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.22,0:02:15.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at 7 or 8, which is late. He's a\Nhigh-functioning autistic. Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.27,0:02:24.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My lady at the time often said that she\Ndoesn't think he's got autism, Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.55,0:02:27.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she thinks he has Asner-ism. Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.04,0:02:30.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.55,0:02:35.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There was a time when he was riding\Nwith me as a kid, Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.83,0:02:42.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I already had some fame, and a cop\Npulled me over. Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.79,0:02:46.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did a wrong turn or something,\Nand a cop pulled me over. Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.24,0:02:55.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And as the cop came up to the window to\Nwrite the ticket, Charlie leaned over towards Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.64,0:02:59.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the window and he said, 'Do you know who\Nyou're talking to?' Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.16,0:03:01.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went Shhhh! Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.59,0:03:09.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's one of the main efforts we\Nhave, to get law enforcement to Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.03,0:03:17.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,understand there are these types of\Npeople, that they cannot exercise ordinary Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.40,0:03:28.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tough cop bullshit. They've got to assess\Nthe situation and respond accordingly. Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.44,0:03:35.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've often said that the world would be a\Nhappier place if it was run by autistics. Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.20,0:03:39.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it may well be. Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.54,0:03:44.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(No 1) So you've had an incredible\Ncareer, anything that you've done in- Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.52,0:03:50.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only the beginning of it. I'm not heralded\Nin every hallway in the world. Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.92,0:03:55.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I still have to be discovered by a lot of\Npeople. Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.25,0:03:57.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,INTERVIEWERS: Have you ever done stand up? Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.46,0:04:01.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. I can't even do good sit down. Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.76,0:04:03.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.24,0:04:11.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm with ABILITY Magazine (burps),\NLots of sexy picture of Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.51,0:04:14.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mary without anything like me around her. Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.85,0:04:16.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.60,0:04:17.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, enogh? Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.86,0:04:19.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Interviewer: That's it. Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.05,0:04:20.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How long are you going to fuss around?