WEBVTT 00:00:00.240 --> 00:00:00.500 Ciao 00:00:00.500 --> 00:00:00.630 Dobbiamo parlare. 00:00:00.630 --> 00:00:00.695 Scusami, ma sono così stanco ora. 00:00:00.695 --> 00:00:00.727 Penso che dovremmo lasciarci. 00:00:00.727 --> 00:00:00.743 Sono io il problema? 00:00:00.743 --> 00:00:00.751 È sempre così con te, questo è il punto, 00:00:00.751 --> 00:00:00.755 hai la sindrome del personaggio principale. 00:00:00.755 --> 00:00:00.757 Sindrome del personaggio principale? 00:00:00.757 --> 00:00:00.758 Pensi che il mondo giri intorno a te 00:00:00.758 --> 00:00:00.759 e di essere il personaggio principale della storia di chiunque. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Non è vero. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Questo è il mio ragazzo Steve, 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 può essere un po’ melodrammatico. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Proprio così. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Cosa? 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Con chi stai parlando? 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Ah? 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Sto cercando di dire qualcosa di importante. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Steve era sempre arrabbiato in questi giorni 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 e non riuscivo a capire il perché. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Scusa, puoi smetterla di fare così? 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Così come? 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 (suono di vinile graffiato) 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Sì, 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 quello sono io, 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 il tipo con il sorriso smagliante 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 e sto per perdere l’unico uomo a cui sia mai importato di me. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Questo 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 deve finire. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Allora è finita? 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Sì. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Torneremo 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 dopo la pubblicità. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Non c’è niente a cui tornare, Gary. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 (interludio musicale) 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Quindi mi stai lasciando? 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Proprio così. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Nel prossimo epis…. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Non c’è un prossimo episodio. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 …Steve tornerà strisciando da Gary? 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 No, non lo farà. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Ok, me ne vado 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 e sono stanco 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 di questo Gary Show. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Il Gary Show. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Non era un suggerimento. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 È veramente un bel tipo, 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 ad essere sinceri, 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 il preferito di tutti e il suo nome è Gary. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Steve, il noioso, è ancora il suo ragazzo. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Dice sempre “Ora ti pianto”, sembra pazzo. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 (Interludio musicale) 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Ah. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Chi è questo, Gary? 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Hai girato pagina in fretta. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Sì, beh. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Ho incontrato qualcuno, ok, 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 che ha la sindrome del personaggio di supporto 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 ed è scattato subito qualcosa. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Sono assolutamente d’accordo. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Sì, prendo solo la mia wok. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Ho una brutta sensazione, Gary. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 È in quell’attimo capii 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 di provare ancora qualcosa per Steve. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Scusa? 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Ci risiamo. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Il Gary Show. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Io me ne vado. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Il nostro nuovo show Skittish 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 è emerso da quell’inferno fiammeggiante che è l’Edinburgh Fringe 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 26 spettacoli ed ora è pronto per partire 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 in tour per il mondo. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Dove? Oslo, prima andiamo ad Oslo. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Helsinki Stoccolma. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Sì, Amsterdam Vienna. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Anversa. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Copenaghen. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Berlino. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 Francoforte. 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.759 E poi il tour in Canada e negli Stati Uniti 00:00:00.759 --> 00:00:00.760 che inizierà da Denver. 00:00:00.760 --> 00:00:01.758 00:00:01.758 --> 00:00:04.180 00:00:04.180 --> 00:00:05.440 00:00:05.440 --> 00:00:06.277 00:00:06.277 --> 00:00:08.322 00:00:08.322 --> 00:00:09.719 00:00:09.719 --> 00:00:11.212 00:00:11.212 --> 00:00:13.389 00:00:13.389 --> 00:00:15.403 00:00:15.403 --> 00:00:16.607 00:00:16.607 --> 00:00:18.042 00:00:18.042 --> 00:00:19.201 00:00:19.201 --> 00:00:19.870 00:00:19.870 --> 00:00:20.370 00:00:20.370 --> 00:00:20.951 00:00:20.968 --> 00:00:21.468 00:00:21.468 --> 00:00:23.321 00:00:23.321 --> 00:00:25.264 00:00:25.264 --> 00:00:26.381 00:00:26.381 --> 00:00:27.624 00:00:27.624 --> 00:00:28.717 00:00:28.717 --> 00:00:29.438 00:00:29.438 --> 00:00:30.146 00:00:30.146 --> 00:00:30.856 00:00:30.856 --> 00:00:32.295 00:00:32.295 --> 00:00:34.677 00:00:34.677 --> 00:00:35.269 00:00:35.269 --> 00:00:36.025 00:00:36.025 --> 00:00:37.262 00:00:37.262 --> 00:00:37.859 00:00:37.859 --> 00:00:38.922 00:00:38.922 --> 00:00:39.625 00:00:39.625 --> 00:00:41.146 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:44.243 00:00:44.243 --> 00:00:45.589 00:00:45.589 --> 00:00:46.361 00:00:46.361 --> 00:00:47.831 00:00:47.831 --> 00:00:48.601 00:00:48.601 --> 00:00:50.044 00:00:50.044 --> 00:00:50.997 00:00:50.997 --> 00:00:52.078 00:00:52.078 --> 00:00:53.069 00:00:53.069 --> 00:00:54.833 00:00:57.598 --> 00:00:58.895 00:00:58.895 --> 00:00:59.920 00:01:02.520 --> 00:01:03.718 00:01:03.718 --> 00:01:05.136 00:01:05.136 --> 00:01:07.593 00:01:07.593 --> 00:01:10.020 00:01:10.020 --> 00:01:11.570 00:01:11.570 --> 00:01:14.076 00:01:14.076 --> 00:01:14.576 00:01:15.129 --> 00:01:16.106 00:01:16.106 --> 00:01:16.772 00:01:16.772 --> 00:01:17.765 00:01:17.765 --> 00:01:18.724 00:01:18.724 --> 00:01:19.637 00:01:19.637 --> 00:01:21.322 00:01:21.322 --> 00:01:22.496 00:01:22.496 --> 00:01:24.021 00:01:25.559 --> 00:01:27.039 00:01:27.039 --> 00:01:29.932 00:01:29.932 --> 00:01:31.307 00:01:31.307 --> 00:01:32.959 00:01:32.959 --> 00:01:33.636 00:01:33.636 --> 00:01:34.878 00:01:34.878 --> 00:01:36.662 00:01:39.476 --> 00:01:40.247 00:01:40.247 --> 00:01:40.986 00:01:40.986 --> 00:01:42.019 00:01:42.019 --> 00:01:44.088 00:01:44.088 --> 00:01:46.235 00:01:46.235 --> 00:01:47.187 00:01:47.187 --> 00:01:48.814 00:01:48.814 --> 00:01:51.294 00:01:51.294 --> 00:01:53.252 00:01:53.252 --> 00:01:54.350 00:01:54.350 --> 00:01:55.233 00:01:56.051 --> 00:01:57.118 00:01:57.118 --> 00:01:58.249 00:01:58.249 --> 00:02:00.360 00:02:00.360 --> 00:02:01.736 00:02:02.415 --> 00:02:07.080