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Ciao

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Dobbiamo parlare.

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Scusami, ma sono così stanco ora.

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Penso che dovremmo lasciarci.

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Sono io il problema?

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È sempre così con te, questo è il punto,

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hai la sindrome del personaggio principale.

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Sindrome del personaggio principale?

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Pensi che il mondo giri intorno a te

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e di essere il personaggio principale della storia di chiunque.

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Non è vero.

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Questo è il mio ragazzo Steve,

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può essere un po’ melodrammatico.

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Proprio così.

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Cosa?

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Con chi stai parlando?

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Ah?

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Sto cercando di dire qualcosa di importante.

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Steve era sempre arrabbiato in questi giorni

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e non riuscivo a capire il perché.

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Scusa, puoi smetterla di fare così?

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Così come?

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(suono di vinile graffiato)

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Sì,

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quello sono io,

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il tipo con il sorriso smagliante

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e sto per perdere l’unico uomo a cui sia mai importato di me.

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Questo

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deve finire.

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Allora è finita?

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Sì.

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Torneremo

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dopo la pubblicità.

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Non c’è niente a cui tornare, Gary.

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(interludio musicale)

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Quindi mi stai lasciando?

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Proprio così.

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Nel prossimo epis….

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Non c’è un prossimo episodio.

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…Steve tornerà strisciando da Gary?

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No, non lo farà.

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Ok, me ne vado

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e sono stanco

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di questo Gary Show.

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Il Gary Show.

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Non era un suggerimento.

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È veramente un bel tipo,

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ad essere sinceri,

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il preferito di tutti e il suo nome è Gary.

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Steve, il noioso, è ancora il suo ragazzo.

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Dice sempre “Ora ti pianto”, sembra pazzo.

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(Interludio musicale)

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Ah.

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Chi è questo, Gary?

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Hai girato pagina in fretta.

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Sì, beh.

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Ho incontrato qualcuno, ok,

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che ha la sindrome del personaggio di supporto

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ed è scattato subito qualcosa.

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Sono assolutamente d’accordo.

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Sì, prendo solo la mia wok.

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Ho una brutta sensazione, Gary.

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È in quell’attimo capii

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di provare ancora qualcosa per Steve.

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Scusa?

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Ci risiamo.

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Il Gary Show.

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Io me ne vado.

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Il nostro nuovo show Skittish

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è emerso da quell’inferno fiammeggiante che è l’Edinburgh Fringe

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26 spettacoli ed ora è pronto per partire

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in tour per il mondo.

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Dove? Oslo, prima andiamo ad Oslo.

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Helsinki Stoccolma.

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Sì, Amsterdam Vienna.

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Anversa.

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Copenaghen.

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Berlino.

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Francoforte.

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E poi il tour in Canada e negli Stati Uniti

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che inizierà da Denver.

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