0:00:00.240,0:00:00.500 Ciao 0:00:00.500,0:00:00.630 Dobbiamo parlare. 0:00:00.630,0:00:00.695 Scusami, ma sono così stanco ora. 0:00:00.695,0:00:00.727 Penso che dovremmo lasciarci. 0:00:00.727,0:00:00.743 Sono io il problema? 0:00:00.743,0:00:00.751 È sempre così con te, questo è il punto, 0:00:00.751,0:00:00.755 hai la sindrome del personaggio principale. 0:00:00.755,0:00:00.757 Sindrome del personaggio principale? 0:00:00.757,0:00:00.758 Pensi che il mondo giri intorno a te 0:00:00.758,0:00:00.759 e di essere il personaggio principale della storia di chiunque. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Non è vero. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Questo è il mio ragazzo Steve, 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 può essere un po’ melodrammatico. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Proprio così. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Cosa? 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Con chi stai parlando? 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Ah? 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Sto cercando di dire qualcosa di importante. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Steve era sempre arrabbiato in questi giorni 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 e non riuscivo a capire il perché. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Scusa, puoi smetterla di fare così? 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Così come? 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 (suono di vinile graffiato) 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Sì, 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 quello sono io, 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 il tipo con il sorriso smagliante 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 e sto per perdere l’unico uomo a cui sia mai importato di me. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Questo 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 deve finire. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Allora è finita? 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Sì. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Torneremo 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 dopo la pubblicità. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Non c’è niente a cui tornare, Gary. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 (interludio musicale) 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Quindi mi stai lasciando? 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Proprio così. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Nel prossimo epis…. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Non c’è un prossimo episodio. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 …Steve tornerà strisciando da Gary? 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 No, non lo farà. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Ok, me ne vado 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 e sono stanco 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 di questo Gary Show. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Il Gary Show. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Non era un suggerimento. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 È veramente un bel tipo, 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 ad essere sinceri, 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 il preferito di tutti e il suo nome è Gary. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Steve, il noioso, è ancora il suo ragazzo. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Dice sempre “Ora ti pianto”, sembra pazzo. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 (Interludio musicale) 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Ah. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Chi è questo, Gary? 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Hai girato pagina in fretta. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Sì, beh. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Ho incontrato qualcuno, ok, 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 che ha la sindrome del personaggio di supporto 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 ed è scattato subito qualcosa. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Sono assolutamente d’accordo. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Sì, prendo solo la mia wok. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Ho una brutta sensazione, Gary. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 È in quell’attimo capii 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 di provare ancora qualcosa per Steve. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Scusa? 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Ci risiamo. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Il Gary Show. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Io me ne vado. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Il nostro nuovo show Skittish 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 è emerso da quell’inferno fiammeggiante che è l’Edinburgh Fringe 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 26 spettacoli ed ora è pronto per partire 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 in tour per il mondo. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Dove? Oslo, prima andiamo ad Oslo. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Helsinki Stoccolma. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Sì, Amsterdam Vienna. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Anversa. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Copenaghen. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Berlino. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 Francoforte. 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.759 E poi il tour in Canada e negli Stati Uniti 0:00:00.759,0:00:00.760 che inizierà da Denver. 0:00:00.760,0:00:01.758 0:00:01.758,0:00:04.180 0:00:04.180,0:00:05.440 0:00:05.440,0:00:06.277 0:00:06.277,0:00:08.322 0:00:08.322,0:00:09.719 0:00:09.719,0:00:11.212 0:00:11.212,0:00:13.389 0:00:13.389,0:00:15.403 0:00:15.403,0:00:16.607 0:00:16.607,0:00:18.042 0:00:18.042,0:00:19.201 0:00:19.201,0:00:19.870 0:00:19.870,0:00:20.370 0:00:20.370,0:00:20.951 0:00:20.968,0:00:21.468 0:00:21.468,0:00:23.321 0:00:23.321,0:00:25.264 0:00:25.264,0:00:26.381 0:00:26.381,0:00:27.624 0:00:27.624,0:00:28.717 0:00:28.717,0:00:29.438 0:00:29.438,0:00:30.146 0:00:30.146,0:00:30.856 0:00:30.856,0:00:32.295 0:00:32.295,0:00:34.677 0:00:34.677,0:00:35.269 0:00:35.269,0:00:36.025 0:00:36.025,0:00:37.262 0:00:37.262,0:00:37.859 0:00:37.859,0:00:38.922 0:00:38.922,0:00:39.625 0:00:39.625,0:00:41.146 0:00:42.000,0:00:44.243 0:00:44.243,0:00:45.589 0:00:45.589,0:00:46.361 0:00:46.361,0:00:47.831 0:00:47.831,0:00:48.601 0:00:48.601,0:00:50.044 0:00:50.044,0:00:50.997 0:00:50.997,0:00:52.078 0:00:52.078,0:00:53.069 0:00:53.069,0:00:54.833 0:00:57.598,0:00:58.895 0:00:58.895,0:00:59.920 0:01:02.520,0:01:03.718 0:01:03.718,0:01:05.136 0:01:05.136,0:01:07.593 0:01:07.593,0:01:10.020 0:01:10.020,0:01:11.570 0:01:11.570,0:01:14.076 0:01:14.076,0:01:14.576 0:01:15.129,0:01:16.106 0:01:16.106,0:01:16.772 0:01:16.772,0:01:17.765 0:01:17.765,0:01:18.724 0:01:18.724,0:01:19.637 0:01:19.637,0:01:21.322 0:01:21.322,0:01:22.496 0:01:22.496,0:01:24.021 0:01:25.559,0:01:27.039 0:01:27.039,0:01:29.932 0:01:29.932,0:01:31.307 0:01:31.307,0:01:32.959 0:01:32.959,0:01:33.636 0:01:33.636,0:01:34.878 0:01:34.878,0:01:36.662 0:01:39.476,0:01:40.247 0:01:40.247,0:01:40.986 0:01:40.986,0:01:42.019 0:01:42.019,0:01:44.088 0:01:44.088,0:01:46.235 0:01:46.235,0:01:47.187 0:01:47.187,0:01:48.814 0:01:48.814,0:01:51.294 0:01:51.294,0:01:53.252 0:01:53.252,0:01:54.350 0:01:54.350,0:01:55.233 0:01:56.051,0:01:57.118 0:01:57.118,0:01:58.249 0:01:58.249,0:02:00.360 0:02:00.360,0:02:01.736 0:02:02.415,0:02:07.080