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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.36,0:00:04.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( brass and timpani play\Nmajestic fanfare )
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.20,0:00:18.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( add rest of orchestra )
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.09,0:00:31.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( low strings and brass\Nplay more intense Western-style theme )
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.06,0:00:41.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( add woodwinds )
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.22,0:00:48.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( string tremolo, drum roll )
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.65,0:00:57.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( electric, upbeat \Norchestral theme plays )
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.77,0:01:10.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( Dixieland-style interlude )
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.64,0:01:26.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM THE EAGLE: Ladies and gentlemen,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.54,0:01:29.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have an unexpected surprise.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.20,0:01:32.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I have the great honor of introducing,\N-GONZO: Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.71,0:01:34.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The one, the only...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.00,0:01:37.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Mickey Mouse!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.18,0:01:39.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( Rizzo humming\N"Mickey Mouse Club March" )
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.37,0:01:42.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, hi there!\NWelcome to my park!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.20,0:01:44.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How ya doin'? \NHello!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.35,0:01:45.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.81,0:01:48.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are not Mickey Mouse,\Nyou are a rat!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.88,0:01:50.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RIZZO: Rat, schmat!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.33,0:01:53.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Besides, they're tourists!\NWhat do they know?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.19,0:01:54.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Will you get out of here?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.51,0:01:56.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, but do I still get my 10 bucks?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.42,0:01:59.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-SAM: Get out, get out, get out!\N-GONZO: I've got Donald Duck back here!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.80,0:02:01.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Will you get out?\N-Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.46,0:02:02.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: (sighs)\NI apologize.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.76,0:02:05.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now where was I?\NYes, safety instructions.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.27,0:02:09.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First, when entering the theatre,\Nplease move to as far to the
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.89,0:02:12.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,end of the row as possible.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.46,0:02:16.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stopping in the middle is\Ndistinctly unpatriotic.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.25,0:02:20.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Second, do not attempt to walk\Nwhile wearing your 3D glasses.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.40,0:02:22.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You may trip, and frankly, (THUD!)\Nyou will--
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.78,0:02:24.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.09,0:02:27.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GONZO: I'm just showing how you can trip\Nif you walk with your glasses on.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.66,0:02:29.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Will you stop this foolishness?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.36,0:02:31.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What foolishness would you like to see?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.28,0:02:33.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Will you GET OUT OF HERE?! (sighs)\N-Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.48,0:02:34.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SCOOTER: Excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.76,0:02:36.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What now?!\N-We're almost ready.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.37,0:02:38.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, fine, fine, fine.\NOkay, thank you, Scooter.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.85,0:02:43.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(clears throat) Now, the performers\Nwill all go in the theatre first,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.48,0:02:47.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then you, the audience,\Nwill be admitted.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.50,0:02:51.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, performers,\Nlet us enter in an orderly fashion,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.06,0:02:53.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( bugle blows charge )\Nand provide an example-- YAAAAAH!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.01,0:02:59.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( loud clamoring and running )
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.44,0:03:02.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Will somebody please take over?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.43,0:03:04.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( slide whistle down, then thud )
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.53,0:03:06.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( grand synthesized fanfare )
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.83,0:03:08.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-GONZO: Nice outfit.\N-BEAN: (dazed) Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.99,0:03:12.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scooter, Scooter! There's a \Ntelephone call for you! It's urgent!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.17,0:03:13.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, thanks!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.13,0:03:16.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got him--\NWe don't have a telephone!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.30,0:03:17.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( laughing )
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.67,0:03:21.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now, ladies and gentlemen,\Nwhile you are a captive audience...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.43,0:03:24.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a display of TREMENDOUS\Ntap dancing talent,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.80,0:03:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the added cultural\Ncomponent of...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.14,0:03:29.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( trumpet plays triumphant note,\Ncartoon whistles )
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.64,0:03:33.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...a pot of flowers\Nbalanced on my head.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.22,0:03:34.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hit it, Rusty!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.66,0:03:37.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( piano plays\N"Tea For Two" )
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.39,0:03:39.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( rhythmic tapping )
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.34,0:03:42.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ALL THREE GONZOS: Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.09,0:03:45.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( crash )
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.66,0:03:48.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You dropped your pot!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.06,0:03:51.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! ♪ Bukkaw! Bukkaw! Bukkaw! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.25,0:03:52.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pick it up!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.02,0:03:53.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( ratchet )
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.95,0:03:56.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( piano and tapping continue )
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.11,0:03:58.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Got it?\N-Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.79,0:04:00.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( piano and tapping continue )
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.84,0:04:06.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( music ends )
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.45,0:04:08.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Thank you!\N-You're welcome!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.56,0:04:11.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-STATLER: Hey, Waldorf?\NWhat are we gonna see in here anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.75,0:04:13.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WALDORF:\NIt's one of those 3D movies.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.90,0:04:15.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put on your glasses, Statler.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.96,0:04:17.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, look!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.83,0:04:19.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at the guy in the Goofy mask!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.04,0:04:23.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-WALDORF: That's not a mask.\N-STATLER: Ooh. Sorry, lady!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.47,0:04:25.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( both laugh heartily )
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.54,0:04:27.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CM:\NGood afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.79,0:04:30.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We ask that you please refrain\Nfrom flash photography.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.51,0:04:32.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ahead, put on your\Nviewing glasses
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.02,0:04:38.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as Kodak proudly presents\N"Jim Henson's Muppet*Vision 3D."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.26,0:04:40.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( quacking, orchestra tuning )
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.58,0:04:42.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WALDORF:\NHey look, an orchestra of penguins!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.67,0:04:45.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,STATLER:\NProbably took the job for the "halibut!"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.18,0:04:47.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( both laugh heartily )
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.59,0:04:50.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( orchestra plays grand overture )
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.05,0:04:58.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( strings and saxes play\Ngrandiose theme )
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.58,0:05:02.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( siren whistle blows,\Nbrass play loud fanfare )
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.66,0:05:07.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( segues into new version of\N"Muppet Show" theme song )
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.05,0:05:17.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( Gonzo hums )
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.75,0:05:19.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KERMIT:\NGonzo. Gonzo?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.68,0:05:21.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GONZO: WHAT?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.30,0:05:23.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. ( laughs )\NUh, sorry, boss.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.08,0:05:29.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KERMIT: Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here.\NAnd welcome to "Muppet*Vision 3D."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.52,0:05:31.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, let me show you around\Nour research center.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.99,0:05:34.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see, here in this modern,\Nhigh-tech facility--
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.42,0:05:36.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( crash, Kermit screams )
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.05,0:05:37.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ZOOT: Hey! Careful!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.57,0:05:38.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( nervous stammer )
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.72,0:05:40.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, here in this modern,\Nhigh-tech facility
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.88,0:05:42.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we have perfected\NMuppet*Vision 3D,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.86,0:05:45.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a new film process\Nwhich we're about to demonstrate to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.71,0:05:48.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-( metal clanking, humming )\N-Now, working the projector
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.55,0:05:50.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is an old friend of ours,\Nthe Swedish Chef.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.58,0:05:52.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chef, everything okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.04,0:05:54.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHEF ( babbling ):\NHey, der hoppen-hoppen,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.02,0:05:55.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,der machinen is goin\Nder fløømy-fløømy.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.85,0:05:59.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exactly. And our demonstration\Nincludes a little song from Miss Piggy.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.26,0:06:01.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( squawking,\NPiggy clears throat )
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.08,0:06:02.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PIGGY:\NLittle?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.36,0:06:03.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did I say little?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.56,0:06:05.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I meant to say it's a\Nhuge, showstopping
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.04,0:06:07.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,major song from Miss Piggy?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.70,0:06:09.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's more like it!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.54,0:06:12.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good. And we've also got a\Nbig musical finale
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.52,0:06:14.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from Sam Eagle.\NSam, what's it about?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.65,0:06:17.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: It's called "A Salute to All Nations,\Nbut mostly America."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.01,0:06:20.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great.\NSo it's gonna be a swell demonstration,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.43,0:06:23.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And at no time will we be stooping\Nto any cheap 3D tricks.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.00,0:06:26.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FOZZIE: Did you say\Ncheap 3D tricks?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.32,0:06:27.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KERMIT: Uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.50,0:06:29.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( horn blows )
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.07,0:06:31.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FOZZIE: Ahhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.56,0:06:34.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, and here's something\NI wanted to "spring" on you...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.25,0:06:35.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( pop, cartoon whistles )
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.86,0:06:37.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.12,0:06:38.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KERMIT: Um...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.37,0:06:40.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,STATLER: Uh, Waldorf,\Nit's that dumb bear again!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.85,0:06:42.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WALDORF: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.09,0:06:44.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, bear,\Nyou're not even funny in 3D!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.66,0:06:46.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( both laugh )
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.14,0:06:47.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FOZZIE: Oh no!\NNot you guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.82,0:06:49.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How did you get here?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.13,0:06:51.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WALDORF: We entered a contest.\NSTATLER: Yeah, we lost!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.70,0:06:53.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( Statler and Waldorf laugh )\NFOZZIE: Oh, yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.99,0:06:57.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, my new 3D act's\Ngonna shower you all with humor!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.68,0:06:59.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( liquid trickling )
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.85,0:07:00.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.80,0:07:01.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( penguins groan in disgust )
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.77,0:07:02.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wocka-wocka!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.80,0:07:05.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,STATLER: He's trying to drown us!\NWhat kind of act is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.40,0:07:06.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WALDORF: An act of mercy!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.92,0:07:08.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( both laugh,\Npenguins quack )
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.62,0:07:11.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KERMIT: Listen,\Nbetter luck next time, Fozzie. Okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.21,0:07:15.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now, if you'll come this way,\NI can show you our secret laboratory.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.18,0:07:17.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see, we've invited\Ndistinguished scientists
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.24,0:07:19.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from all over the world\Nto come and work here.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.34,0:07:21.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unfortunately,\Nnone of them showed up.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.41,0:07:24.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So instead, I'd like to introduce you\Nto the guys who invented Muppet*Vision,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.05,0:07:26.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they can show you some of their--\N( electricity crackles )
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.97,0:07:28.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( screams )
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.71,0:07:31.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right now, I'd like to turn\Nyou over to
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.08,0:07:34.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dr. Bunsen Honeydew\Nand his assistant, Beaker.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.17,0:07:35.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( Beaker meeps )
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.17,0:07:36.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, thank you, Mr. Kermit.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.77,0:07:41.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today, let's look at the advancements\Nwe've been working on for Muppet*Vision.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.76,0:07:44.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beaker? Would you turn on the machine?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.36,0:07:46.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( Beaker meeps unintelligibly )
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.99,0:07:48.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( handle creaks,\Nthud sound )
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.62,0:07:50.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( repeats )
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.98,0:07:54.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( machinery chugging and thudding )
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.71,0:07:57.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( Beaker screams )
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.17,0:08:03.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We at Muppet Labs\Nhave been able to grab hold of the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.77,0:08:05.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The wheels of progress turn swiftly here,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.100,0:08:08.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-( metal clanking )\N-as we strike upon ways to bring science
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.04,0:08:10.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,safely to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.10,0:08:13.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This user-friendly machine will now\Ngenerate the
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.26,0:08:15.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-( steam hissing )\N-first living 3D effect\N
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.61,0:08:17.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just by flicking a simple switch.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.85,0:08:20.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( electricity crackling )
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.81,0:08:22.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BEAKER: (amazed)\NEeeeeeee!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.09,0:08:26.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WALDO C. GRAPHIC:\NI'm Waldo, the spirit of 3D!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.34,0:08:28.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( band plays fanfare )
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.50,0:08:29.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, Beaker.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.94,0:08:33.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cute outfit! Watch this!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.47,0:08:35.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( pops )
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.08,0:08:38.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you just hate it\Nwhen your nose runs?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.52,0:08:39.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( goofy laugh )
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.92,0:08:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, all these other people\Nthink I'm talking to them,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.30,0:08:45.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm really just talkin' to you!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.33,0:08:47.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( goofy laugh )
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.16,0:08:49.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I think that'll be\Njust enough of Waldo, Beaker.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.10,0:08:51.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You may deactivate him.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.53,0:08:53.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?! What are you--
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.10,0:08:54.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( electricity crackles )
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.48,0:08:57.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, dear!\NHe won't deactivate!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.38,0:08:59.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boing! Boing!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.21,0:09:01.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies and gentlemen,\Nthere's nothing to worry about.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.49,0:09:03.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-But please keep your heads down!\N-Zonk!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.42,0:09:06.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I'm bouncing on people's heads! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.44,0:09:09.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beaker! Beaker!\NActivate the Inflate-O-Matic!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.82,0:09:11.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The-- why don't you--
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.10,0:09:13.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( gas inflates )
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.26,0:09:15.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hurry, Beaker, Hurry!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.63,0:09:18.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( small explosion )
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.27,0:09:21.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great! Now I can start\Nmy own football team!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.22,0:09:23.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( goofy laughter )
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.44,0:09:25.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beaker! We'll have to\Ntry the VacuuMuppet!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.40,0:09:26.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( frightened meeps )
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.92,0:09:28.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.77,0:09:31.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( vacuum cleaner running )
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.67,0:09:35.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies and gentlemen, for your own safety,\Nplease grasp your armrests firmly!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.37,0:09:39.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( power increases )
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.64,0:09:43.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( sucking stops )
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.89,0:09:46.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! I'm free!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.77,0:09:48.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( laughs )
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.98,0:09:50.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( whistles )\NTaxi!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.48,0:09:53.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright! Now I'm getting\Nout of this place!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.37,0:09:56.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( tires screeching )
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.49,0:09:57.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( horn honking )
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.07,0:10:01.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, this way, folks.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.82,0:10:05.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry, but Muppet Labs\Nseems to have been temporarily...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.32,0:10:08.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sucked up. But...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.38,0:10:10.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( high-pitched, pulsing\Nelectronic motor )
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.48,0:10:11.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now what is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.08,0:10:13.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Kermit!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.53,0:10:16.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, it's my new remote-controlled\Nbanana cream pie!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.71,0:10:18.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Huh? Huh?\N-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.61,0:10:20.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Kermit!\NWatch this!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.57,0:10:22.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What?\N-( motor dies )
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.04,0:10:24.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh-oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.74,0:10:29.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eeeew!\NFozzie, that's terrible.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.47,0:10:31.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're right.\NNeeds more sugar.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.82,0:10:32.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( laughs )
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.34,0:10:35.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now, ladies and gentlemen,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.95,0:10:38.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the first musical portion \Nof our demonstration,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.49,0:10:40.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we have Miss Piggy\Nin a wonderful 3D number.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.88,0:10:44.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, that's you, penguins.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.92,0:10:49.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( penguins exclaiming, \Nflorid music begins )
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.74,0:10:53.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, doesn't that look beautiful?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.18,0:10:56.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.\NToo bad they're gonna spoil it with a pig.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.05,0:10:58.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( both chuckle softly,\Nthen shush each other )
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.52,0:11:01.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PIGGY: \N♪ La la la la la la... ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.03,0:11:05.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Sun shining bright above you ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.10,0:11:09.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Soft breezes seem to\Nwhisper, "I love you" ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.09,0:11:11.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-( Bean humming )\N-♪ Birds singing in the sycamore tree ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.63,0:11:17.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Dream a little dream of me... ♪\N( grunts )
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.12,0:11:19.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( splash )
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.14,0:11:23.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( clears throat )\N♪ Look in my eyes and kiss me ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.13,0:11:24.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( buzzing )
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.55,0:11:27.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Just hold me tight\Nand tell me you miss me ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.80,0:11:29.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( violin playing buzzing solo )
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.39,0:11:31.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ While I'm alone\Nand blue as can be ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.94,0:11:34.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( growling angrily ):\N♪ Dream a little dream of me ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.96,0:11:37.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-( bending noise )\N-Awww!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.61,0:11:41.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ No troubles as life bubbles on, dear ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.85,0:11:44.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Still craving your kiss... ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.52,0:11:47.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-All right, that's it!\N-( violin plays smooth solo)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.34,0:11:48.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knock it off, penguin!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.80,0:11:50.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it was going so well!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.84,0:11:53.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will not work with that-- that rabbit!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.50,0:11:55.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BEAN: But I was just doing 3D!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.44,0:11:57.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guess I won't be needing this.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.33,0:11:58.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's that?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.75,0:12:01.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was for the big\Nwaterskiing finale.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.29,0:12:04.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What?\N-( motor revving, Piggy screaming )
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.14,0:12:07.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( Bean chuckling )
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.27,0:12:09.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bean Bunny, what are you doing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.33,0:12:12.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What do you mean?\N-You are ruining this film!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.02,0:12:14.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was just trying to help!\NI didn't mean anything!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.75,0:12:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out! Get out!\NGo away! Go away!!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.05,0:12:19.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( tires screeching )
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.75,0:12:22.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WALDO: Does anybody know the \Nway out of this film?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.44,0:12:24.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you got a map down there?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.20,0:12:26.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can come with me if you'd like.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.48,0:12:28.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just got fired and I'm running away.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.58,0:12:29.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Terrific!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.53,0:12:32.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Let's go!\N-Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.74,0:12:34.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GONZO: Hey, Bean, what's up?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.19,0:12:35.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BEAN: I'm going away.\NForever.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.90,0:12:38.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GONZO: Oh, great!\NCould you get me a sandwich?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.20,0:12:40.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would any of you people like anything?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.36,0:12:42.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, since he's going out,\Nhe could-- FOREVER?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.41,0:12:45.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bean? Bean?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.19,0:12:48.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kermit? Kermit!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.66,0:12:52.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( Sweetums humming )
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.41,0:12:57.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FOZZIE: Hey, Sweetums!\NThat's a great effect!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.79,0:13:00.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-GONZO: Hey, Fozzie, Kermit!\N-KERMIT: What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.08,0:13:02.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GONZO: Bean Bunny ran away!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.55,0:13:04.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, no! -Yes!\N-Good riddance!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.77,0:13:06.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-We gotta find him!\N-I know!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.04,0:13:08.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody spread out and look for Bean!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.04,0:13:10.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll go this way.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.50,0:13:12.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies and gentlemen, we'll \Ncontinue the show in just a moment,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.78,0:13:15.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but in the meantime,\Nif you see a rabbit, holler.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.39,0:13:17.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,VARIOUS MUPPETS:\NBean? Oh Bean?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.87,0:13:20.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SWEETUMS:\NOh, bunny! Where are ya?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.02,0:13:24.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bunnyyyy!!!\N-Where are you Bean?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.26,0:13:26.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bunnnyyyy!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.15,0:13:27.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FOZZIE:\NHere, Beany Beany Beany!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.86,0:13:29.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KERMIT: Oh, Bean?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.58,0:13:31.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SWEETUMS:\NBunnnyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.22,0:13:32.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WALDORF\NHey, what’s all the commotion about?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.84,0:13:34.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SWEETUMS\NBunny ran away!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.48,0:13:36.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WALDORF: \NWell you know what that makes him?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.29,0:13:37.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,STATLER AND WALDORF: Smarter than us!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.96,0:13:41.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SWEETUMS\NHey, anybody seen a bunny?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.21,0:13:42.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AUDIENCE MEMBER\NI see one!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.59,0:13:44.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SWEETUMS: I don’t see a bunny.\NAUDIENCE MEMBER: Turn around!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.67,0:13:46.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SWEETUMS: Where?\NAUDIENCE MEMBER: There!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.38,0:13:48.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SWEETUMS: Where?\NVARIOUS AUDIENCE MEMBERS: Look up there!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.45,0:13:50.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SWEETUMS:\NAw, nothin’ up there but a bunny.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.77,0:13:52.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A bunny?! Bean!\NRANDOM VOICE: Bean??
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.67,0:13:55.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BEAN BUNNY: Hi Sweetums.\NSWEETUMS: Hey, Kermit, look!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.78,0:13:56.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KERMIT:\NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.13,0:13:58.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( gasps )\NBean! What are you doing out there?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.01,0:14:00.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BEAN\NI’m runnin’ away.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.28,0:14:02.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody would let me help with the movie.\N( sobs )
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.14,0:14:04.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KERMIT, GONZO, AND FOZZIE\NAwwww…
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.79,0:14:06.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,STATLER: This is a very moving moment.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.46,0:14:08.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,STATLER: This is a very moving moment.\NWALDORF: Yeah, I wish they’d move it to Pittsburgh.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.90,0:14:10.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WALDO:\NHey Bean!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.51,0:14:12.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are we doing stickin’ around here? \NLet's burn rubber!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.09,0:14:15.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( tires screeching )
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.35,0:14:17.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-FOZZIE: Who’s that?\N-BEAN: He's Waldo, my 3D friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.08,0:14:20.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we're both leaving the movie.\NWALDO: Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.62,0:14:21.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GONZO\NBu-bu-but Bean —
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.04,0:14:23.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you leave, you’ll miss all the fireworks!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.81,0:14:24.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( noises of agreement )
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.04,0:14:26.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WALDO\NFireworks? Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.88,0:14:28.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BEAN\NOkay, I’ll stay…
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.19,0:14:29.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BEAN\NOkay, I'll stay... but I wanna help.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.36,0:14:31.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KERMIT: Gee, is there anything\NBean can do in the final number?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.57,0:14:33.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FOZZIE\NOh, gosh, maybe — maybe —
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.98,0:14:36.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe Bean could set off the fireworks!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.87,0:14:38.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GONZO: Oh, that’s cool!\NBEAN: That sounds great!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.94,0:14:40.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WALDO:\NYeah, and I’ll stay and help!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.14,0:14:42.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hoo hoo hoo! I love fireworks.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.57,0:14:44.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( laughs excitedly )
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.86,0:14:46.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KERMIT\NWell, okay…
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.01,0:14:48.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sam! Are you about ready?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.100,0:14:51.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Yes, it’s a \Nglorious three-hour finale.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.08,0:14:52.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-KERMIT: You got a minute and a half!\N-( Sam gasps )
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.83,0:14:55.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KERMIT:\NOkay, everybody, get ready!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.56,0:14:56.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( all clamor )
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.96,0:14:58.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KERMIT: Ladies and gentlemen, \Nthe Muppets proudly present
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.95,0:15:01.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the final demonstration \Nof Muppet*Vision 3D!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.28,0:15:05.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( drums play\Nupbeat march cadence )
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.85,0:15:17.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( trumpets play\Nenergetic fanfare )
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.84,0:15:25.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( band plays\N"La Marsellaise" )
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.91,0:15:29.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( tuba deflates, crash )
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.96,0:15:31.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WALDO:\NOops! Uh-oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.29,0:15:32.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TUBA PLAYER\NWhere am I?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.56,0:15:33.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( clangs )
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.97,0:15:35.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Coming through!\NKIDS: ♪ It's a small world after all... ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.53,0:15:37.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: What are you doing? \NGet back into place!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.40,0:15:38.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TUBA PLAYER\NWhaa, me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.79,0:15:40.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( cannons fire;\Norchestra plays 1812 Overture )
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.64,0:15:41.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TUBA PLAYER\NWhere's the tuba section??
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.04,0:15:43.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( cannons fire, screams )
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.16,0:15:46.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, boy...\N( cannons fire )
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.51,0:15:48.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa! Is it over yet?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.43,0:15:50.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( band plays\N"Stars and Stripes Forever" )
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.99,0:15:54.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( clanging ): \NCan we start again?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.11,0:15:55.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oof, sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.77,0:15:58.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( "1812 Overture" resumes )
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.17,0:15:59.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM:\NBean, the fireworks!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.75,0:16:01.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BEAN:\NRockets, away!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.35,0:16:05.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( "Stars and Stripes Forever"\Nresumes )
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.66,0:16:10.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WALDO: Wow! Whee!\N( fireworks detonate underneath music )
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.99,0:16:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,STATLER\NOoh! Ahh! Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.78,0:16:17.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WALDORF\NEnjoying the fireworks?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.68,0:16:19.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,STATLER\NNo, your chair’s on my foot!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.73,0:16:20.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WALDORF\NOoh, sorry…
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.76,0:16:28.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( more crashes )
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.66,0:16:32.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( other musical themes mix with \N"Stars and Stripes Forever" )
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.99,0:16:34.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WALDO ( laughing ):\NWatch this!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.76,0:16:38.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( Miss Piggy screams )
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.78,0:16:41.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( huge explosion,\Nmusic grinds to a halt )
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.45,0:16:46.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SWEETUMS\NStop the movie! Stop the movie, Chef!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.41,0:16:50.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Chef, can’t ya hear me? \NStop the projector!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.04,0:16:53.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MISS PIGGY\NYou’ll hear from my lawyer!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.65,0:16:55.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SWEETUMS\NI’ll save ya, penguins!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.24,0:16:58.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( water splashes,\Ncrate rises )
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.28,0:17:01.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take it easy! I’m sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.24,0:17:02.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no, wait! Don’t shoot!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.96,0:17:04.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Duck, everybody, duck!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.84,0:17:07.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( Waldo quacks )\NNo, not you — them!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.27,0:17:09.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look out!\N( cannon fires )
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.12,0:17:11.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( projectile flies )
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.58,0:17:12.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( loud thud )
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.08,0:17:16.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SWEDISH CHEF ( babbling ):\NHey der stüpid cråzy birdsy!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.80,0:17:19.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( soundtrack winds down )
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.22,0:17:22.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WALDO:\NAt last, I’m out of this silly film!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.53,0:17:24.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( Swedish babble, \Ngunfire )
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.64,0:17:26.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WALDO: Hey, what are you \Nshootin’ at me for? It was the penguins!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.71,0:17:28.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( more gunfire )\NHey, watch it, will ya?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.79,0:17:29.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( gunfire,\Ncloth tears )
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.95,0:17:32.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( Swedish Chef babbles )
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.39,0:17:34.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WALDO ( taunts ):\NNa-na-na-na-na-na!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.24,0:17:35.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You couldn't hit me with a...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.11,0:17:38.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CANNON?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.54,0:17:40.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, everybody! \NHe’s got a cannon!!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.69,0:17:42.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( cannon fires )
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.77,0:17:45.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( humongous explosion,\Nobjects falling )
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.82,0:17:49.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SWEETUMS:\NWOW!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.28,0:17:52.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone okay in here?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.99,0:17:55.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,STATLER AND WALDORF\NWe surrender! We surrender!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.59,0:17:57.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SWEETUMS:\NWhat an explosion!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.38,0:18:00.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KERMIT:\NUh — well, uh, ladies and gentlemen,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.02,0:18:04.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’d like to apologize for our "slight", \Nuh, technical difficulties.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.82,0:18:07.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I do wish to assure you \Nthat no one was hurt
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.11,0:18:11.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and, uh, this theatre suffered \Nonly... minor damage.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.38,0:18:14.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So… thank you very much for coming \Nto see this demonstration
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.24,0:18:17.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of Muppet*Vision technology,\Nand enjoy the rest of your stay,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.57,0:18:19.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and come see us again sometime!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.66,0:18:21.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( music ends )
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.40,0:18:24.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WALDO: \N( giddy laughter )
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.01,0:18:27.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( in Mickey Mouse's voice ):\NThey’ll never recognize me now!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.17,0:18:29.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Forward! Ha!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.51,0:18:33.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( VacuuMuppet running )
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.93,0:18:40.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BEAN:\NHuh, what a cute ending!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.02,0:18:42.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( laughter )
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.17,0:18:44.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,STATLER\NWell, what do you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.97,0:18:47.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WALDORF: Do we have time to go to the \Nbathroom before the next show?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.35,0:18:49.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,STATLER:\NWe can’t, you old fool!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.62,0:18:51.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're bolted to the seats!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.23,0:18:53.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( hearty laughter )
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.09,0:18:57.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( orchestra plays\N"The Muppet Show" theme )
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.86,0:19:03.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Captioned by Josh