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( brass and timpani play
majestic fanfare )

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( add rest of orchestra )

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( low strings and brass
play more intense Western-style theme )

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( add woodwinds )

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( string tremolo, drum roll )

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( electric, upbeat 
orchestral theme plays )

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( Dixieland-style interlude )

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SAM THE EAGLE: Ladies and gentlemen,

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We have an unexpected surprise.

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-I have the great honor of introducing,
-GONZO: Yes!

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The one, the only...

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Mr. Mickey Mouse!

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( Rizzo humming
"Mickey Mouse Club March" )

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Hello, hi there!
Welcome to my park!

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How ya doin'? 
Hello!

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SAM: Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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You are not Mickey Mouse,
you are a rat!

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RIZZO: Rat, schmat!

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Besides, they're tourists!
What do they know?

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Will you get out of here?

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Okay, but do I still get my 10 bucks?

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-SAM: Get out, get out, get out!
-GONZO: I've got Donald Duck back here!

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-Will you get out?
-Yes!

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SAM: (sighs)
I apologize.

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Now where was I?
Yes, safety instructions.

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First, when entering the theatre,
please move to as far to the

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end of the row as possible.

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Stopping in the middle is
distinctly unpatriotic.

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Second, do not attempt to walk
while wearing your 3D glasses.

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You may trip, and frankly, (THUD!)
you will--

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What are you doing?!

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GONZO: I'm just showing how you can trip
if you walk with your glasses on.

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Will you stop this foolishness?

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What foolishness would you like to see?

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-Will you GET OUT OF HERE?! (sighs)
-Yes.

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SCOOTER: Excuse me.

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-What now?!
-We're almost ready.

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Oh, fine, fine, fine.
Okay, thank you, Scooter.

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(clears throat) Now, the performers
will all go in the theatre first,

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and then you, the audience,
will be admitted.

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All right, performers,
let us enter in an orderly fashion,

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( bugle blows charge )
and provide an example-- YAAAAAH!!!

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( loud clamoring and running )

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Will somebody please take over?

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( slide whistle down, then thud )

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( grand synthesized fanfare )

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-GONZO: Nice outfit.
-BEAN: (dazed) Thanks.

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Scooter, Scooter! There's a 
telephone call for you! It's urgent!

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Oh, thanks!

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I got him--
We don't have a telephone!

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( laughing )

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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
while you are a captive audience...

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a display of TREMENDOUS
tap dancing talent,

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with the added cultural
component of...

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( trumpet plays triumphant note,
cartoon whistles )

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...a pot of flowers
balanced on my head.

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Hit it, Rusty!

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( piano plays
"Tea For Two" )

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( rhythmic tapping )

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ALL THREE GONZOS: Yeah!

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( crash )

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You dropped your pot!

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Oh! ♪ Bukkaw! Bukkaw! Bukkaw! ♪

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Pick it up!

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( ratchet )

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( piano and tapping continue )

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-Got it?
-Yeah!

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( piano and tapping continue )

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( music ends )

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-Thank you!
-You're welcome!

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-STATLER: Hey, Waldorf?
What are we gonna see in here anyway?

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WALDORF:
It's one of those 3D movies.

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Put on your glasses, Statler.

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Hey, look!

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Look at the guy in the Goofy mask!

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-WALDORF: That's not a mask.
-STATLER: Ooh. Sorry, lady!

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( both laugh heartily )

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CM:
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

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We ask that you please refrain
from flash photography.

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Go ahead, put on your
viewing glasses

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as Kodak proudly presents
"Jim Henson's Muppet*Vision 3D."

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( quacking, orchestra tuning )

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WALDORF:
Hey look, an orchestra of penguins!

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STATLER:
Probably took the job for the "halibut!"

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( both laugh heartily )

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( orchestra plays grand overture )

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( strings and saxes play
grandiose theme )

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( siren whistle blows,
brass play loud fanfare )

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( segues into new version of
"Muppet Show" theme song )

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( Gonzo hums )

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KERMIT:
Gonzo. Gonzo?

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GONZO: WHAT?!

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Oh. ( laughs )
Uh, sorry, boss.

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KERMIT: Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here.
And welcome to "Muppet*Vision 3D."

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Now, let me show you around
our research center.

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You see, here in this modern,
high-tech facility--

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( crash, Kermit screams )

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ZOOT: Hey! Careful!

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( nervous stammer )

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Uh, here in this modern,
high-tech facility

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we have perfected
Muppet*Vision 3D,

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a new film process
which we're about to demonstrate to you.

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-( metal clanking, humming )
-Now, working the projector

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is an old friend of ours,
the Swedish Chef.

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Chef, everything okay?

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CHEF ( babbling ):
Hey, der hoppen-hoppen,

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der machinen is goin
der fløømy-fløømy.

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Exactly. And our demonstration
includes a little song from Miss Piggy.

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( squawking,
Piggy clears throat )

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PIGGY:
Little?!

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Did I say little?

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I meant to say it's a
huge, showstopping

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major song from Miss Piggy?

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That's more like it!

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Good. And we've also got a
big musical finale

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from Sam Eagle.
Sam, what's it about?

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SAM: It's called "A Salute to All Nations,
but mostly America."

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Great.
So it's gonna be a swell demonstration,

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And at no time will we be stooping
to any cheap 3D tricks.

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FOZZIE: Did you say
cheap 3D tricks?

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KERMIT: Uh...

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( horn blows )

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FOZZIE: Ahhh!

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Oh, and here's something
I wanted to "spring" on you...

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( pop, cartoon whistles )

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Ahhh!

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KERMIT: Um...

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STATLER: Uh, Waldorf,
it's that dumb bear again!

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WALDORF: Yeah.

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Hey, bear,
you're not even funny in 3D!

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( both laugh )

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FOZZIE: Oh no!
Not you guys!

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How did you get here?

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WALDORF: We entered a contest.
STATLER: Yeah, we lost!

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( Statler and Waldorf laugh )
FOZZIE: Oh, yeah?

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Well, my new 3D act's
gonna shower you all with humor!

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( liquid trickling )

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Ahhh!

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( penguins groan in disgust )

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Wocka-wocka!

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STATLER: He's trying to drown us!
What kind of act is that?

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WALDORF: An act of mercy!

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( both laugh,
penguins quack )

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KERMIT: Listen,
better luck next time, Fozzie. Okay?

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And now, if you'll come this way,
I can show you our secret laboratory.

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You see, we've invited
distinguished scientists

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from all over the world
to come and work here.

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Unfortunately,
none of them showed up.

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So instead, I'd like to introduce you
to the guys who invented Muppet*Vision,

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and they can show you some of their--
( electricity crackles )

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( screams )

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Right now, I'd like to turn
you over to

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Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
and his assistant, Beaker.

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( Beaker meeps )

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Well, thank you, Mr. Kermit.

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Today, let's look at the advancements
we've been working on for Muppet*Vision.

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Beaker? Would you turn on the machine?

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( Beaker meeps unintelligibly )

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( handle creaks,
thud sound )

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( repeats )

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( machinery chugging and thudding )

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( Beaker screams )

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We at Muppet Labs
have been able to grab hold of the future.

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The wheels of progress turn swiftly here,

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-( metal clanking )
-as we strike upon ways to bring science

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safely to you.

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This user-friendly machine will now
generate the

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-( steam hissing )
-first living 3D effect


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just by flicking a simple switch.

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( electricity crackling )

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BEAKER: (amazed)
Eeeeeeee!

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WALDO C. GRAPHIC:
I'm Waldo, the spirit of 3D!

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( band plays fanfare )

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Thank you, Beaker.

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Cute outfit! Watch this!

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( pops )

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Don't you just hate it
when your nose runs?

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( goofy laugh )

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You know, all these other people
think I'm talking to them,

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but I'm really just talkin' to you!

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( goofy laugh )

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Well, I think that'll be
just enough of Waldo, Beaker.

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You may deactivate him.

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What?! What are you--

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( electricity crackles )

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Oh, dear!
He won't deactivate!

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Boing! Boing!

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Ladies and gentlemen,
there's nothing to worry about.

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-But please keep your heads down!
-Zonk!

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♪ I'm bouncing on people's heads! ♪

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Beaker! Beaker!
Activate the Inflate-O-Matic!

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The-- why don't you--

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( gas inflates )

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Hurry, Beaker, Hurry!

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( small explosion )

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Great! Now I can start
my own football team!

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( goofy laughter )

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Beaker! We'll have to
try the VacuuMuppet!

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( frightened meeps )

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Yes!

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( vacuum cleaner running )

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Ladies and gentlemen, for your own safety,
please grasp your armrests firmly!

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( power increases )

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( sucking stops )

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Hey! I'm free!

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( laughs )

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( whistles )
Taxi!

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Alright! Now I'm getting
out of this place!

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( tires screeching )

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( horn honking )

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Uh, this way, folks.

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I'm sorry, but Muppet Labs
seems to have been temporarily...

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sucked up. But...

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( high-pitched, pulsing
electronic motor )

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Now what is that?

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Hey, Kermit!

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See, it's my new remote-controlled
banana cream pie!

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-Huh? Huh?
-Yeah.

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Hey, Kermit!
Watch this!

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-What?
-( motor dies )

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Uh-oh.

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Eeeew!
Fozzie, that's terrible.

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You're right.
Needs more sugar.

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( laughs )

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And now, ladies and gentlemen,

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for the first musical portion 
of our demonstration,

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we have Miss Piggy
in a wonderful 3D number.

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Uh, that's you, penguins.

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( penguins exclaiming, 
florid music begins )

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Oh, doesn't that look beautiful?

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Yeah.
Too bad they're gonna spoil it with a pig.

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( both chuckle softly,
then shush each other )

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PIGGY: 
♪ La la la la la la... ♪

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♪ Sun shining bright above you ♪

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♪ Soft breezes seem to
whisper, "I love you" ♪

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-( Bean humming )
-♪ Birds singing in the sycamore tree ♪

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♪ Dream a little dream of me... ♪
( grunts )

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( splash )

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( clears throat )
♪ Look in my eyes and kiss me ♪

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( buzzing )

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♪ Just hold me tight
and tell me you miss me ♪

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( violin playing buzzing solo )

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♪ While I'm alone
and blue as can be ♪

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( growling angrily ):
♪ Dream a little dream of me ♪

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-( bending noise )
-Awww!

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♪ No troubles as life bubbles on, dear ♪

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♪ Still craving your kiss... ♪

248
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-All right, that's it!
-( violin plays smooth solo)

249
00:11:47,343 --> 00:11:48,801
Knock it off, penguin!

250
00:11:48,801 --> 00:11:50,836
But it was going so well!

251
00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:53,497
I will not work with that-- that rabbit!

252
00:11:53,497 --> 00:11:55,347
BEAN: But I was just doing 3D!

253
00:11:55,441 --> 00:11:57,326
Guess I won't be needing this.

254
00:11:57,326 --> 00:11:58,617
What's that?

255
00:11:58,746 --> 00:12:01,287
It was for the big
waterskiing finale.

256
00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:04,936
-What?
-( motor revving, Piggy screaming )

257
00:12:05,145 --> 00:12:07,189
( Bean chuckling )

258
00:12:07,274 --> 00:12:09,332
Bean Bunny, what are you doing?!

259
00:12:09,332 --> 00:12:12,016
-What do you mean?
-You are ruining this film!

260
00:12:12,016 --> 00:12:14,748
I was just trying to help!
I didn't mean anything!

261
00:12:14,748 --> 00:12:16,979
Get out! Get out!
Go away! Go away!!

262
00:12:18,046 --> 00:12:19,749
( tires screeching )

263
00:12:19,749 --> 00:12:22,438
WALDO: Does anybody know the 
way out of this film?

264
00:12:22,438 --> 00:12:24,196
Hey, you got a map down there?

265
00:12:24,196 --> 00:12:26,359
You can come with me if you'd like.

266
00:12:26,485 --> 00:12:28,512
I just got fired and I'm running away.

267
00:12:28,580 --> 00:12:29,866
Terrific!

268
00:12:30,530 --> 00:12:32,573
-Let's go!
-Okay.

269
00:12:32,741 --> 00:12:34,089
GONZO: Hey, Bean, what's up?

270
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BEAN: I'm going away.
Forever.

271
00:12:35,897 --> 00:12:38,200
GONZO: Oh, great!
Could you get me a sandwich?

272
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,363
Would any of you people like anything?

273
00:12:40,363 --> 00:12:42,947
I mean, since he's going out,
he could-- FOREVER?!

274
00:12:43,409 --> 00:12:45,772
Bean? Bean?

275
00:12:46,190 --> 00:12:48,150
Kermit? Kermit!

276
00:12:48,663 --> 00:12:52,670
( Sweetums humming )

277
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FOZZIE: Hey, Sweetums!
That's a great effect!

278
00:12:58,790 --> 00:13:00,810
-GONZO: Hey, Fozzie, Kermit!
-KERMIT: What is it?

279
00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:02,329
GONZO: Bean Bunny ran away!

280
00:13:02,547 --> 00:13:04,448
-Oh, no! -Yes!
-Good riddance!

281
00:13:04,769 --> 00:13:06,801
-We gotta find him!
-I know!

282
00:13:07,042 --> 00:13:08,870
Everybody spread out and look for Bean!

283
00:13:09,037 --> 00:13:10,340
I'll go this way.

284
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,658
Ladies and gentlemen, we'll 
continue the show in just a moment,

285
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but in the meantime,
if you see a rabbit, holler.

286
00:13:15,393 --> 00:13:17,710
VARIOUS MUPPETS:
Bean? Oh Bean?

287
00:13:17,871 --> 00:13:20,871
SWEETUMS:
Oh, bunny! Where are ya?

288
00:13:21,020 --> 00:13:24,113
Bunnyyyy!!!
-Where are you Bean?

289
00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:26,035
Bunnnyyyy!!!

290
00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:27,747
FOZZIE:
Here, Beany Beany Beany!

291
00:13:27,856 --> 00:13:29,447
KERMIT: Oh, Bean?

292
00:13:29,579 --> 00:13:31,068
SWEETUMS:
Bunnnyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

293
00:13:31,224 --> 00:13:32,699
WALDORF
Hey, what’s all the commotion about?

294
00:13:32,841 --> 00:13:34,340
SWEETUMS
Bunny ran away!

295
00:13:34,476 --> 00:13:36,139
WALDORF: 
Well you know what that makes him?

296
00:13:36,294 --> 00:13:37,795
STATLER AND WALDORF: Smarter than us!

297
00:13:37,964 --> 00:13:41,061
SWEETUMS
Hey, anybody seen a bunny?

298
00:13:41,214 --> 00:13:42,402
AUDIENCE MEMBER
I see one!

299
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,534
SWEETUMS: I don’t see a bunny.
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Turn around!

300
00:13:44,668 --> 00:13:46,187
SWEETUMS: Where?
AUDIENCE MEMBER: There!

301
00:13:46,379 --> 00:13:48,338
SWEETUMS: Where?
VARIOUS AUDIENCE MEMBERS: Look up there!

302
00:13:48,450 --> 00:13:50,620
SWEETUMS:
Aw, nothin’ up there but a bunny.

303
00:13:50,769 --> 00:13:52,469
A bunny?! Bean!
RANDOM VOICE: Bean??

304
00:13:52,668 --> 00:13:55,295
BEAN BUNNY: Hi Sweetums.
SWEETUMS: Hey, Kermit, look!

305
00:13:55,775 --> 00:13:56,911
KERMIT:
What?

306
00:13:57,132 --> 00:13:58,879
( gasps )
Bean! What are you doing out there?

307
00:13:59,014 --> 00:14:00,094
BEAN
I’m runnin’ away.

308
00:14:00,275 --> 00:14:02,996
Nobody would let me help with the movie.
( sobs )

309
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,627
KERMIT, GONZO, AND FOZZIE
Awwww…

310
00:14:04,787 --> 00:14:06,324
STATLER: This is a very moving moment.

311
00:14:06,456 --> 00:14:08,742
STATLER: This is a very moving moment.
WALDORF: Yeah, I wish they’d move it to Pittsburgh.

312
00:14:08,904 --> 00:14:10,353
WALDO:
Hey Bean!

313
00:14:10,508 --> 00:14:12,958
What are we doing stickin’ around here? 
Let's burn rubber!

314
00:14:13,089 --> 00:14:15,247
( tires screeching )

315
00:14:15,346 --> 00:14:17,939
-FOZZIE: Who’s that?
-BEAN: He's Waldo, my 3D friend.

316
00:14:18,085 --> 00:14:20,481
And we're both leaving the movie.
WALDO: Yeah!

317
00:14:20,624 --> 00:14:21,899
GONZO
Bu-bu-but Bean —

318
00:14:22,042 --> 00:14:23,676
if you leave, you’ll miss all the fireworks!

319
00:14:23,810 --> 00:14:24,875
( noises of agreement )

320
00:14:25,037 --> 00:14:26,737
WALDO
Fireworks? Whoa!

321
00:14:26,876 --> 00:14:28,086
BEAN
Okay, I’ll stay…

322
00:14:28,192 --> 00:14:29,256
BEAN
Okay, I'll stay... but I wanna help.

323
00:14:29,356 --> 00:14:31,484
KERMIT: Gee, is there anything
Bean can do in the final number?

324
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,903
FOZZIE
Oh, gosh, maybe — maybe —

325
00:14:33,982 --> 00:14:36,786
maybe Bean could set off the fireworks!

326
00:14:36,869 --> 00:14:38,899
GONZO: Oh, that’s cool!
BEAN: That sounds great!

327
00:14:38,943 --> 00:14:40,124
WALDO:
Yeah, and I’ll stay and help!

328
00:14:40,142 --> 00:14:42,531
Hoo hoo hoo! I love fireworks.

329
00:14:42,568 --> 00:14:44,825
( laughs excitedly )

330
00:14:44,861 --> 00:14:46,987
KERMIT
Well, okay…

331
00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:48,973
Sam! Are you about ready?

332
00:14:48,997 --> 00:14:51,044
SAM: Yes, it’s a 
glorious three-hour finale.

333
00:14:51,079 --> 00:14:52,792
-KERMIT: You got a minute and a half!
-( Sam gasps )

334
00:14:52,827 --> 00:14:55,435
KERMIT:
Okay, everybody, get ready!

335
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:56,873
( all clamor )

336
00:14:56,957 --> 00:14:58,878
KERMIT: Ladies and gentlemen, 
the Muppets proudly present

337
00:14:58,946 --> 00:15:01,365
the final demonstration 
of Muppet*Vision 3D!

338
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:05,900
( drums play
upbeat march cadence )

339
00:15:12,851 --> 00:15:17,912
( trumpets play
energetic fanfare )

340
00:15:21,843 --> 00:15:25,437
( band plays
"La Marsellaise" )

341
00:15:27,912 --> 00:15:29,840
( tuba deflates, crash )

342
00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:31,241
WALDO:
Oops! Uh-oh!

343
00:15:31,294 --> 00:15:32,508
TUBA PLAYER
Where am I?

344
00:15:32,561 --> 00:15:33,934
( clangs )

345
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,488
Coming through!
KIDS: ♪ It's a small world after all... ♪

346
00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:37,383
SAM: What are you doing? 
Get back into place!

347
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:38,750
TUBA PLAYER
Whaa, me?!

348
00:15:38,787 --> 00:15:40,595
( cannons fire;
orchestra plays 1812 Overture )

349
00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:41,857
TUBA PLAYER
Where's the tuba section??

350
00:15:42,035 --> 00:15:43,608
( cannons fire, screams )

351
00:15:44,161 --> 00:15:46,469
Oh, boy...
( cannons fire )

352
00:15:46,506 --> 00:15:48,133
Whoa! Is it over yet?

353
00:15:48,427 --> 00:15:50,930
( band plays
"Stars and Stripes Forever" )

354
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:54,047
( clanging ): 
Can we start again?

355
00:15:54,108 --> 00:15:55,733
Oof, sorry!

356
00:15:55,773 --> 00:15:58,045
( "1812 Overture" resumes )

357
00:15:58,169 --> 00:15:59,685
SAM:
Bean, the fireworks!

358
00:15:59,748 --> 00:16:01,358
BEAN:
Rockets, away!

359
00:16:02,349 --> 00:16:05,578
( "Stars and Stripes Forever"
resumes )

360
00:16:05,662 --> 00:16:10,360
WALDO: Wow! Whee!
( fireworks detonate underneath music )

361
00:16:11,994 --> 00:16:15,397
STATLER
Ooh! Ahh! Oh!

362
00:16:15,776 --> 00:16:17,338
WALDORF
Enjoying the fireworks?

363
00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:19,561
STATLER
No, your chair’s on my foot!

364
00:16:19,734 --> 00:16:20,937
WALDORF
Ooh, sorry…

365
00:16:25,765 --> 00:16:28,676
( more crashes )

366
00:16:29,665 --> 00:16:32,671
( other musical themes mix with 
"Stars and Stripes Forever" )

367
00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:34,858
WALDO ( laughing ):
Watch this!

368
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:38,641
( Miss Piggy screams )

369
00:16:38,775 --> 00:16:41,485
( huge explosion,
music grinds to a halt )

370
00:16:43,449 --> 00:16:46,009
SWEETUMS
Stop the movie! Stop the movie, Chef!

371
00:16:46,407 --> 00:16:50,425
Hey, Chef, can’t ya hear me? 
Stop the projector!

372
00:16:51,036 --> 00:16:53,240
MISS PIGGY
You’ll hear from my lawyer!

373
00:16:53,652 --> 00:16:55,441
SWEETUMS
I’ll save ya, penguins!

374
00:16:56,235 --> 00:16:58,350
( water splashes,
crate rises )

375
00:16:59,275 --> 00:17:01,033
Take it easy! I’m sorry!

376
00:17:01,235 --> 00:17:02,750
Oh, no, wait! Don’t shoot!

377
00:17:02,962 --> 00:17:04,688
Duck, everybody, duck!

378
00:17:04,836 --> 00:17:07,174
( Waldo quacks )
No, not you — them!

379
00:17:08,269 --> 00:17:09,954
Look out!
( cannon fires )

380
00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:11,437
( projectile flies )

381
00:17:11,581 --> 00:17:12,991
( loud thud )

382
00:17:13,079 --> 00:17:16,668
SWEDISH CHEF ( babbling ):
Hey der stüpid cråzy birdsy!

383
00:17:16,796 --> 00:17:19,110
( soundtrack winds down )

384
00:17:19,219 --> 00:17:22,474
WALDO:
At last, I’m out of this silly film!

385
00:17:22,529 --> 00:17:24,586
( Swedish babble, 
gunfire )

386
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,648
WALDO: Hey, what are you 
shootin’ at me for? It was the penguins!

387
00:17:26,706 --> 00:17:28,728
( more gunfire )
Hey, watch it, will ya?!

388
00:17:28,787 --> 00:17:29,901
( gunfire,
cloth tears )

389
00:17:29,946 --> 00:17:32,339
( Swedish Chef babbles )

390
00:17:32,392 --> 00:17:34,177
WALDO ( taunts ):
Na-na-na-na-na-na!

391
00:17:34,243 --> 00:17:35,898
You couldn't hit me with a...

392
00:17:37,110 --> 00:17:38,404
CANNON?!

393
00:17:38,543 --> 00:17:40,545
Hey, everybody! 
He’s got a cannon!!

394
00:17:40,689 --> 00:17:42,248
( cannon fires )

395
00:17:42,768 --> 00:17:45,898
( humongous explosion,
objects falling )

396
00:17:48,825 --> 00:17:49,958
SWEETUMS:
WOW!!!

397
00:17:50,283 --> 00:17:52,235
Everyone okay in here?

398
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:55,272
STATLER AND WALDORF
We surrender! We surrender!

399
00:17:55,586 --> 00:17:57,726
SWEETUMS:
What an explosion!

400
00:17:58,376 --> 00:18:00,898
KERMIT:
Uh — well, uh, ladies and gentlemen,

401
00:18:01,018 --> 00:18:04,691
I’d like to apologize for our "slight", 
uh, technical difficulties.

402
00:18:04,820 --> 00:18:07,951
But I do wish to assure you 
that no one was hurt

403
00:18:08,108 --> 00:18:11,202
and, uh, this theatre suffered 
only... minor damage.

404
00:18:11,378 --> 00:18:14,147
So… thank you very much for coming 
to see this demonstration

405
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:17,470
of Muppet*Vision technology,
and enjoy the rest of your stay,

406
00:18:17,571 --> 00:18:19,243
and come see us again sometime!

407
00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:21,565
( music ends )

408
00:18:22,397 --> 00:18:24,490
WALDO: 
( giddy laughter )

409
00:18:25,009 --> 00:18:27,798
( in Mickey Mouse's voice ):
They’ll never recognize me now!

410
00:18:28,171 --> 00:18:29,878
Forward! Ha!

411
00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:33,052
( VacuuMuppet running )

412
00:18:37,928 --> 00:18:40,708
BEAN:
Huh, what a cute ending!

413
00:18:41,023 --> 00:18:42,625
( laughter )

414
00:18:43,169 --> 00:18:44,469
STATLER
Well, what do you think?

415
00:18:44,973 --> 00:18:47,877
WALDORF: Do we have time to go to the 
bathroom before the next show?

416
00:18:48,353 --> 00:18:49,532
STATLER:
We can’t, you old fool!

417
00:18:49,619 --> 00:18:51,164
We're bolted to the seats!

418
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,201
( hearty laughter )

419
00:18:54,088 --> 00:18:57,207
( orchestra plays
"The Muppet Show" theme )

420
00:18:58,865 --> 00:19:03,134
Captioned by Josh