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-So when you’re at [br]home,

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can you run down[br]

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to the kitchen[br]in your underpants

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in the middle of the night[br]if you’re hungry?

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-I mean,[br]I could. I don’t.

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-You don’t?[br]-No

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-Is there someone[br]

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in the kitchen at all times,

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like if you wanted[br]a sandwich in the night,

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would you have to[br]wake someone up?

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-Yeah, I wouldn’t[br]wake someone up

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to have a sandwich.

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-You’re allowed to go[br]in the refrigerator

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on your own?[br]-I am! I am!

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There’s a refrigerator[br]there’s silverware.

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-When was the last time

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you actually cooked?[br]-Now, it’s been a while

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since I cooked.[br]It has been a while,

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I won’t lie about that.[br]-Do you ever drive?

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-I cannot drive.[br]I mean,

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I’m able to drive.[br]-Is that because

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you don’t have[br]your birth certificate?

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-Yeah, exactly![br]In Kenya,

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we drive[br]on the other side of the road.

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Actually,[br]the last time I drove,

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a former staffer came by[br]and then he comes

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through the South Lawn,[br]and he’s got

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one of these new electric cars…[br]At the time,

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they were new.[br]And he was very excited about it,

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and I said,[br]“Well, let’s try it out.”

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So I just grabbed

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his keys and we just go out,

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it’s parked right in front.

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And I start circling

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the South Lawn and the Secret Service

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“No matter what you do,[br]do not let him out”.

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And they were pretty upset, so…[br]

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-They call you Renegade, right?[br]-Yeah, yeah.

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-Because you’re touring around[br]

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in an electric car.[br]Topping speeds

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of 30 miles an hour.[br]-Yeah, yeah.

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I think, we have 35, yeah.

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-If you have to go to the dentist,

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do you go to the dentist or does the…

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-No, the dentist comes to me.[br]-Dentist comes to you.

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You have the chair,[br]the tools

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and you spit on the floor.

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-I’ve got the chair,[br]everything is all there, set up.

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-Everything is there?[br]-Yeah, in the basement.

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I didn’t know.[br]I showed up, I said,

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“You know, [br]I think I’ve got a cap that’s loose”.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
“Sir, here we are”, he said.[br]-Do you reset the clocks

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with Daylight saving time?[br]-No

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-What happens?[br]-Somebody else does that for me.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
-Somebody does that for you.[br]Will you get rid of daylight saving time?

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Or at least, get rid of the part[br]where we have to wake up earlier.

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You can leave the other one.[br]-Well see, this is a California thing

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‘cause you guys are always getting sun.[br]-Yeah.

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-In the East coast, [br]you don’t mind loosing that hour,

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because,[br]that’s the signal that spring is here.

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-We only care about ourselves.[br]-Yeah.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
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