WEBVTT 00:00:12.764 --> 00:00:18.784 HOW I BECAME RUSSIAN 00:00:32.728 --> 00:00:36.788 Hi, my name is Alex Wilson. I write for «American Post» 00:00:37.058 --> 00:00:39.498 the most popular newspaper in the US. 00:00:39.760 --> 00:00:43.250 In my cloumns I try to understand what is America? Who are we? 00:00:44.498 --> 00:00:48.354 Everyone knows that America is a country of unlimited opportunities. 00:00:52.065 --> 00:00:55.205 The American dream can become a reality for anyone. 00:00:55.816 --> 00:01:00.646 But each person needs to find their own way to achieve it. 00:01:05.981 --> 00:01:09.771 Each working American can take as many loans as he wants. 00:01:10.090 --> 00:01:14.150 Kid, bad news. I'm sorry, but you're fired. 00:01:15.255 --> 00:01:18.165 mortgage, car, kids' education, credit cards 00:01:18.291 --> 00:01:21.157 TOTAL: 999000$ 00:01:22.335 --> 00:01:24.693 You're gonna find a new job very soon. Good luck! 00:01:31.265 --> 00:01:34.901 Our financial system is unbelievable. 00:01:36.073 --> 00:01:40.480 But enough about the positive, let's talk about some problems. 00:01:41.732 --> 00:01:46.753 For example congressman Kevin Davenport is positive that the biggest problem 00:01:46.907 --> 00:01:49.461 of the Unites States of America is... 00:01:49.461 --> 00:01:50.761 Immigrants! 00:01:50.831 --> 00:01:56.511 Being a patriot, I can't be silent! Illegal immigrants are parasites of our society. 00:01:58.224 --> 00:02:01.474 This is the biggest problem in the USA! 00:02:03.094 --> 00:02:05.797 And he's absolutely right. 00:02:06.370 --> 00:02:09.415 It is true, they perfidiously built his house... 00:02:11.223 --> 00:02:14.032 they raise his kids impudently… 00:02:15.013 --> 00:02:17.755 they obtrusively cook for him... 00:02:18.705 --> 00:02:20.724 How long shall he suffer of all this? 00:02:22.149 --> 00:02:24.608 Many people shit on America, 00:02:24.608 --> 00:02:28.608 but at the same time millions strive to get here. 00:02:28.719 --> 00:02:34.279 Once you arrive in the US, you realize that this is a country of dreams. 00:02:35.110 --> 00:02:37.098 The best of the worst. 00:02:38.133 --> 00:02:40.113 I mean, the best of the rest. 00:02:41.989 --> 00:02:46.996 And «patriotism» means loving your country despite its drawbacks. 00:02:47.408 --> 00:02:49.758 Isn't that right, Mr. Davenport? 00:02:50.229 --> 00:02:52.249 "Isn't that right, Mr. Davenport?" 00:02:53.339 --> 00:02:54.209 Bravo, Alex! 00:02:54.669 --> 00:02:56.939 Davenport's people called and threatened to sue! 00:02:57.845 --> 00:03:00.543 Can't you write anything without offending these “goofs”? 00:03:00.823 --> 00:03:02.548 You let this in circulation... 00:03:02.767 --> 00:03:04.497 I have to watch everything? 00:03:04.772 --> 00:03:06.624 Well, yeah... 00:03:07.999 --> 00:03:11.369 Well, you need to escape for a while. Business trip. 00:03:17.754 --> 00:03:18.992 To Russia. 00:03:34.903 --> 00:03:36.254 American spy 00:03:37.848 --> 00:03:39.392 Don't thank me. 00:03:39.392 --> 00:03:41.277 No no no no no, Mister Cooper! 00:03:41.677 --> 00:03:44.797 Sit out for couple of months. When elections are over, 00:03:44.976 --> 00:03:47.176 congressman will calm down. 00:03:47.364 --> 00:03:49.770 Take your time to get international experience. Do you see? 00:03:50.096 --> 00:03:54.558 And give them their «Best Bureau» award statue - to the new boss. 00:03:56.936 --> 00:03:58.501 Why Russia? 00:03:58.688 --> 00:04:02.836 Your grandma's Russian, right? Plus, it's the only vacancy. 00:04:03.414 --> 00:04:05.495 What happened to previous journalist? 00:04:05.495 --> 00:04:09.015 Alex, how should I know? Drank too much vodka, eaten by a bear… 00:04:09.847 --> 00:04:11.130 What’s the difference? You're going. 00:04:12.087 --> 00:04:13.047 Mister Cooper… 00:04:14.056 --> 00:04:15.675 Do svidania (goodbye) 00:04:26.567 --> 00:04:29.007 So, what is Russia? 00:04:33.893 --> 00:04:36.493 Russia is a country where you can become anyone you want! 00:04:36.957 --> 00:04:41.375 There`s a load of opportunities for business. I`m interested in money, of course… 00:04:42.145 --> 00:04:45.717 Where the hell were you, moron? We`re late. 00:04:50.782 --> 00:04:52.614 Roma - driver 00:04:53.647 --> 00:04:55.517 I love Russia, this country offers endless opportunities! 00:04:56.447 --> 00:05:00.733 For example, you can meet a foreigner here, marry him and move somewhere else. 00:05:01.578 --> 00:05:02.760 Marina - secretary 00:05:03.992 --> 00:05:07.657 There is a wonderful Russian saying: “be of service where you were born”… 00:05:09.138 --> 00:05:11.458 Actually, I was born in Kirghizia… 00:05:11.458 --> 00:05:15.060 But in 1996 I almost drowned in an ice hole outside of Moscow. 00:05:16.799 --> 00:05:20.197 So I think of it as I was born the second time here. 00:05:21.207 --> 00:05:22.549 Anatoly - 33d on Forbes list 00:05:24.376 --> 00:05:27.784 Russia is first and foremost rich history, culture 00:05:28.800 --> 00:05:31.264 and wonderful compassionate people. 00:05:31.587 --> 00:05:35.569 Hey, Anya, he isn`t dying yet, is he? I`ll stop to buy some cigarettes. 00:05:38.631 --> 00:05:39.855 Get me a gum. 00:05:40.455 --> 00:05:41.995 Anya - GP 00:05:48.439 --> 00:05:50.451 My Russian grandma kept saying: 00:05:50.607 --> 00:05:53.699 “If you go to Russia, don`t speak Russian straight away. 00:05:54.432 --> 00:05:56.713 You`ll always know people`s attitude!”. 00:05:58.229 --> 00:05:59.748 Need a taxi? Thousand roubles 00:06:00.536 --> 00:06:02.380 Oh! Yankee! 00:06:05.501 --> 00:06:07.292 Grandma was right. 00:06:07.562 --> 00:06:11.458 Yes, Ekaterina Denissovna! I`ve already met him, 00:06:12.912 --> 00:06:15.050 we`re getting in the car! 00:06:16.382 --> 00:06:17.834 Thanks 00:06:21.103 --> 00:06:22.899 Mister Wilson? 00:06:22.899 --> 00:06:23.321 Yes 00:06:23.974 --> 00:06:25.889 Welcome to Russia. How was your flight? 00:06:26.277 --> 00:06:28.190 Everything's fine, but it's not... 00:06:29.440 --> 00:06:30.938 Where are you taking it?! 00:06:30.949 --> 00:06:31.569 None of your business. 00:06:32.629 --> 00:06:34.096 What the hell are you doing? 00:06:42.668 --> 00:06:44.018 What is it? 00:06:46.168 --> 00:06:47.748 It's a safety feature. 00:06:49.069 --> 00:06:50.976 In case the air bags don't work. 00:06:54.634 --> 00:06:58.516 It’s a joke. My name’s Roman, I… 00:06:59.902 --> 00:07:00.895 Sorry 00:07:02.917 --> 00:07:03.650 Yes? 00:07:03.761 --> 00:07:04.754 Roma, where are you? 00:07:05.407 --> 00:07:06.224 In Moscow. 00:07:06.757 --> 00:07:09.248 Very funny! I hope you`ll be on time. 00:07:12.845 --> 00:07:15.459 You can`t be late for the first meeting with your future father-in-law! 00:07:16.375 --> 00:07:17.999 You didn`t forget, did you? 00:07:18.118 --> 00:07:20.909 No, princess. Of course I didn`t. I just got stuck in traffic. 00:07:22.228 --> 00:07:25.085 I`ll be on time, don’t worry. Love you. 00:07:35.705 --> 00:07:37.604 Come on, don`t fret. 00:07:46.072 --> 00:07:49.425 Calm down, Alex, it's a teddy bear. 00:07:50.951 --> 00:07:52.762 Finally! - Hi. 00:07:53.647 --> 00:07:54.872 Dad! 00:08:01.742 --> 00:08:06.317 I want you to meet Roma, my boyfriend. And this is my dad… 00:08:06.847 --> 00:08:10.230 As well as her main sponsor. Anatoly Anatolyevich. 00:08:11.109 --> 00:08:12.629 Roman. 00:08:13.301 --> 00:08:14.125 And this?.. 00:08:14.330 --> 00:08:16.797 And that is Alex Wilson, journalist from America. 00:08:17.742 --> 00:08:21.678 He arrived at my request to improve the quality of our newspaper. Yes, Alex? 00:08:21.737 --> 00:08:22.373 Yes. 00:08:23.217 --> 00:08:24.193 What newspaper? 00:08:25.457 --> 00:08:29.840 I told you, Roma is in media business. 00:08:30.380 --> 00:08:33.433 I`m just a member of the board of directors of one of the publishing companies. 00:08:34.441 --> 00:08:37.555 So, a journalist. How do they say – “the second oldest” (profession)? 00:08:39.172 --> 00:08:41.647 It`s a good thing not the first! Yes, Alex? 00:08:41.667 --> 00:08:42.162 Yes 00:08:42.422 --> 00:08:43.807 He doesn`t speak Russian. 00:08:44.027 --> 00:08:45.663 Ok. Come to the table! 00:08:47.147 --> 00:08:49.142 Roma, what the hell is going on? Why didn't we go to the hotel? 00:08:50.000 --> 00:08:51.816 Russian tradition. Lunch first. 00:08:52.170 --> 00:08:53.693 And who is this guy? 00:08:53.865 --> 00:08:55.806 He's my partner. One of the richest men in Russia. 00:08:58.197 --> 00:08:59.454 Roma, what is this? 00:09:00.599 --> 00:09:02.146 This is ordinary Russian lunch. 00:09:02.155 --> 00:09:03.284 Ordinary? 00:09:03.868 --> 00:09:04.767 Daily. 00:09:06.176 --> 00:09:08.857 A newspaper, you say? What do you write about? 00:09:09.980 --> 00:09:13.287 About business, about successful businessmen… 00:09:14.314 --> 00:09:16.554 Basically, about people like you… 00:09:17.089 --> 00:09:19.347 So what, you want to write an article about me? 00:09:20.336 --> 00:09:23.287 I heard that you don`t talk to journalists. 00:09:23.471 --> 00:09:25.189 Yeah, right. Because they are all assholes. 00:09:25.434 --> 00:09:28.926 Dad! Everybody's an asshole to you! You could make an exception for Roma! 00:09:32.720 --> 00:09:34.413 How about we drink to our acquaintance? 00:09:35.878 --> 00:09:38.347 Excuse me, can I have a сoke please? 00:09:39.803 --> 00:09:42.720 Ah! American. You prefer whiskey with cola! 00:09:44.600 --> 00:09:47.600 It freezes here at minus 40 degrees. 00:09:48.540 --> 00:09:50.859 Hence, only vodka. 00:09:51.879 --> 00:09:53.697 Sorry, I just don't drink alcohol. 00:09:55.547 --> 00:09:59.111 Alex, drink! Here in Russia you cannot refuse to drink. 00:09:59.897 --> 00:10:02.183 It’s the same as you show a middle finger in USA. 00:10:03.447 --> 00:10:06.040 Do you want to show him a middle finger? 00:10:08.753 --> 00:10:10.347 Not really. 00:10:14.266 --> 00:10:15.391 Go! 00:10:25.274 --> 00:10:27.670 Alex, bottoms up. 00:10:28.612 --> 00:10:29.726 What? 00:10:31.286 --> 00:10:33.391 Bottoms up. 00:10:37.579 --> 00:10:39.028 [disrespect] 00:10:50.677 --> 00:10:53.431 It's actually not that bad here. tykdkytdk 00:11:24.151 --> 00:11:26.047 Roma! ROMA! Wake up! 00:11:27.320 --> 00:11:30.482 We are late to the office. I have appointment with Ekaterina at ten. 00:11:31.678 --> 00:11:33.046 She will fire me. 00:11:33.433 --> 00:11:35.688 What? Who'll fire you? You're a in the board of directors. 00:11:37.174 --> 00:11:39.281 I'm the driver of a member of the board of directors. 00:11:39.748 --> 00:11:40.520 What?! 00:11:54.417 --> 00:11:56.165 She's coming! 00:12:10.770 --> 00:12:11.243 Good morning. 00:12:11.324 --> 00:12:12.930 Ekaterina Denissovna, here`s your opening speech for the presentation. 00:12:13.144 --> 00:12:14.164 Sluggish beginning. Redo it! 00:12:14.650 --> 00:12:15.961 designs for the hall decoration… 00:12:16.001 --> 00:12:17.826 Golden ribbons? It`s a presentation, not an Armenian wedding! 00:12:18.879 --> 00:12:20.124 Here is the guest list and your coffee. 00:12:21.207 --> 00:12:22.689 Do I have four arms?! 00:12:24.329 --> 00:12:26.014 Attention, zoo! 00:12:30.325 --> 00:12:35.987 Today a journalist from the New York office of the “American Post” has arrived. 00:12:36.758 --> 00:12:43.630 A real professional who doesn`t sleep at work, doesn`t paint nails, doesn`t play computer games. 00:12:45.662 --> 00:12:48.861 Finally we`ll have a decent person in here. Marina, invite Wilson. 00:12:49.720 --> 00:12:52.669 He`s not here… yet. 00:12:53.062 --> 00:12:55.208 He should`ve been here two hours ago. 00:12:58.438 --> 00:13:00.756 I`m sorry, Ekaterina Denissovna. This is Alex Wilson. From the USA. 00:13:12.880 --> 00:13:14.404 Here comes the professional. 00:13:15.766 --> 00:13:19.579 This is all Roma's fault. He told me, that he is in the board of directors, 00:13:20.528 --> 00:13:24.362 brought me to some oligarch for lunch. And then we went to sauna and then... 00:13:26.850 --> 00:13:28.080 I don’t remember... 00:13:29.916 --> 00:13:34.673 You're supposed to present me with an award from New York at the gala dinner. 00:13:35.429 --> 00:13:38.469 I hope you haven't drunk it away. 00:13:53.018 --> 00:13:55.371 No, everything is fine. 00:14:00.862 --> 00:14:01.800 My sweet 00:14:02.241 --> 00:14:03.492 Hi. Have you recovered after yesterday? 00:14:05.491 --> 00:14:08.261 Oh, we hardly drank yesterday. I`m fine. 00:14:08.276 --> 00:14:09.645 But it was too much for the American, he`s falling apart. 00:14:11.550 --> 00:14:14.240 I settled it with my dad. 00:14:14.240 --> 00:14:16.093 You can come over between five and seven and take an interview. 00:14:17.139 --> 00:14:19.306 Interview? What interview? 00:14:20.702 --> 00:14:25.227 We won`t just write an article about you. We`ll make a spread with a photo shoot! 00:14:28.178 --> 00:14:32.005 Oh! The interview, yes, we`ll be there… 00:14:34.281 --> 00:14:37.138 Honey, I`ll call you later, OK? I`m at the board of directors meeting. 00:14:38.568 --> 00:14:39.531 What are you doing, jerk?! 00:14:40.350 --> 00:14:46.248 You`re the jerk! Fucking jerk! Bastard! You ruined my first day at work! 00:14:51.477 --> 00:14:53.053 So you can speak... 00:14:53.363 --> 00:14:56.518 I need the address of the place where we were yesterday. 00:14:56.907 --> 00:14:58.125 I need to take back the statuette. 00:14:59.034 --> 00:15:00.540 I`ll give you a ride. 00:15:00.791 --> 00:15:03.919 I`ll never go anywhere with you again. 00:15:05.544 --> 00:15:12.408 Alex, come on, stop sulking! Tell me how do you know Russian so well? 00:15:17.279 --> 00:15:18.278 Grandma taught me. 00:15:20.904 --> 00:15:23.524 Why did you say that you`re in the board of directors? 00:15:25.923 --> 00:15:32.031 Have you seen Ira, her father, their house? Do you think she`d date a driver? 00:15:32.468 --> 00:15:34.821 They will find out eventually. 00:15:35.526 --> 00:15:38.258 When they do, I'll think of something. 00:15:41.858 --> 00:15:45.031 F... who drives like this?! Stay in the car. 00:15:45.358 --> 00:15:46.247 Roma, please, stop! 00:15:46.387 --> 00:15:49.308 Put a shoe-sticker on, "i'm an idiot'" sign would be better. Get out of the car! 00:15:51.319 --> 00:15:54.970 Roma! Wait, don`t! Look, it`s nothing. 00:15:56.745 --> 00:16:01.030 It's not her fault, please! We don't have the time! Ekaterina will... 00:16:01.776 --> 00:16:02.922 How are you driving, dumbass! 00:16:06.086 --> 00:16:08.422 Have I died? Am I in heaven? 00:16:14.753 --> 00:16:16.351 Oh, no, in hell. 00:16:17.422 --> 00:16:20.941 It`s just a bruise. You`ll be OK. 00:16:22.559 --> 00:16:24.514 Where am I? 00:16:24.930 --> 00:16:28.595 At my place. This is my sister Anya, she is a doctor. 00:16:31.538 --> 00:16:37.298 Nice to meet you. I`m Alex Wilson. It`s my second day in Russia and here I am… 00:16:39.883 --> 00:16:41.320 Couldn`t you take off his shoes? 00:16:45.902 --> 00:16:47.458 Hey! Forget it. 00:16:48.012 --> 00:16:48.894 What? 00:16:58.340 --> 00:17:02.068 Roma, why is it that every time I`m in pain you`re near? 00:17:02.663 --> 00:17:04.089 How is it my fault now? 00:17:04.728 --> 00:17:07.390 Better tell me how you`re gonna interview Anatoly Anatolyevich looking like that? 00:17:08.384 --> 00:17:08.938 Interview? 00:17:08.958 --> 00:17:11.245 Interview. You were so drunk yesterday that you promised him a spread. 00:17:13.063 --> 00:17:15.353 But I can`t work today. 00:17:15.353 --> 00:17:19.888 Yeah, I get it. But then we should warn Ekaterina that you won`t bring the award. 00:17:20.762 --> 00:17:23.018 I won`t take any interview today. 00:17:35.699 --> 00:17:40.663 They say that all Russian oligarchs are former outlaws… 00:17:45.003 --> 00:17:47.487 Tell me, have you ever shot anyone? 00:18:21.925 --> 00:18:23.550 Where are you?! The presentation is in an hour! 00:18:24.701 --> 00:18:28.465 Why aren`t you doing anything? Come on, we have one hour left. Move! 00:18:28.775 --> 00:18:29.977 Katyundra is flying off the handle. 00:18:30.411 --> 00:18:33.587 OK, calm down, we`re on the way. Yeah, with the award. 00:18:36.418 --> 00:18:37.210 Roma! 00:18:45.833 --> 00:18:47.058 What are you doing here? 00:18:47.125 --> 00:18:49.768 You know, I was looking for the bathroom and got lost here… 00:18:50.928 --> 00:18:51.914 Where`s Alex? 00:18:51.914 --> 00:18:55.583 Alex is interviewing your father. 00:18:57.051 --> 00:18:59.929 That`s great. I think he can handle it himself. 00:19:05.498 --> 00:19:08.272 …and I say: “If I miss – the factory is yours!” 00:19:10.556 --> 00:19:14.056 He puts the glass on the head and I from 45 meters... 00:19:18.112 --> 00:19:21.619 The glass - in pieces, and not one hair on his head moves. 00:19:27.316 --> 00:19:28.728 You don't believe me? 00:19:29.268 --> 00:19:30.995 No, no, I do believe you… 00:19:35.310 --> 00:19:37.386 No. You don't. 00:19:39.625 --> 00:19:40.630 Let`s go. 00:19:49.908 --> 00:19:53.078 There, can you see the statue? 00:19:55.458 --> 00:19:58.458 Look at the head, at its head. 00:20:06.441 --> 00:20:08.843 Ah! Are you saying you can do the same? 00:20:11.308 --> 00:20:13.209 Come on, aim. 00:20:26.329 --> 00:20:27.604 Gun down! 00:20:27.640 --> 00:20:30.203 Calm down, cops. Leave the American guy in one piece. 00:20:30.808 --> 00:20:31.929 Go away, go. 00:20:34.807 --> 00:20:38.284 Welldone! It`s for you, a present from me. 00:20:39.414 --> 00:20:40.756 Thank you very much. 00:20:40.868 --> 00:20:41.814 Let's go! 00:20:44.184 --> 00:20:45.463 Where have you been? 00:20:45.585 --> 00:20:47.071 I was discussing a project with my partners. 00:20:48.307 --> 00:20:54.408 We've just... We need to go to the presentation. 00:20:57.664 --> 00:20:58.657 How's he going to drive now? 00:20:58.836 --> 00:21:03.514 Driving sober in Russia is scary. Drink. 00:21:09.190 --> 00:21:11.422 OK. Let`s go, I`ll give you a ride. 00:21:11.906 --> 00:21:14.187 If that American moron doesn`t show up right now, 00:21:14.895 --> 00:21:16.948 we announce the banquet instead of the award ceremony. 00:21:17.356 --> 00:21:18.597 Why aren`t we moving? 00:21:19.126 --> 00:21:20.443 Traffic jam. 00:21:21.631 --> 00:21:23.636 Must be our president on his way to work. 00:21:25.715 --> 00:21:30.397 In this country the less the president works – the more convenient for the people. 00:21:31.828 --> 00:21:35.485 Welcome to the annual “American Post” presentation. 00:21:37.292 --> 00:21:38.739 That`s it… now we are definitely late. 00:21:39.020 --> 00:21:40.498 No, we aren`t. Ignat! 00:21:48.259 --> 00:21:49.235 Let's go! 00:21:59.460 --> 00:22:00.595 How do I look? 00:22:03.283 --> 00:22:06.336 Like a guerilla! Come on, go ahead, for Obama! 00:22:10.216 --> 00:22:11.010 Everything's fine. 00:22:11.496 --> 00:22:13.266 Nah… The guy needs help. 00:22:13.528 --> 00:22:15.868 Anatoly Anatolyevich, why? He's a big boy, he can handle it himself. 00:22:17.066 --> 00:22:20.129 Listen here, we all go to your presentation, 00:22:23.599 --> 00:22:25.867 and then we hit karaoke. 00:22:26.147 --> 00:22:27.603 But it's a private event. 00:22:28.100 --> 00:22:30.820 Are you kidding? Private for whom? 00:22:31.466 --> 00:22:37.458 …according to TNS, our newspaper has increased its target audience by 16%… 00:22:43.973 --> 00:22:48.847 …this is the direction that our publishing company considers to be the trend... 00:22:59.316 --> 00:23:01.726 And now please look at the screen. 00:23:02.207 --> 00:23:06.724 Starting with the next issue we will have a new column entitled “An American`s diary”. 00:23:09.556 --> 00:23:14.502 It will be written by an American journalist Alex Wilson, who came... 00:23:26.975 --> 00:23:30.049 I'm from New York and I made it on time! 00:23:32.938 --> 00:23:38.156 I came here to present an official award to the head of the Moscow department 00:23:39.521 --> 00:23:45.885 of the “American Post” and a ch-ch-ch-charming lady… to you. 00:23:55.468 --> 00:23:56.242 Here. 00:24:06.268 --> 00:24:10.977 What a wonderful award, I am so glad… I think it symbolizes… 00:24:12.424 --> 00:24:15.586 our everyday… struggle for sensation. 00:24:16.449 --> 00:24:19.733 And thanks to Mr Wilson for his unforgettable speech. 00:24:20.560 --> 00:24:21.015 (go away) 00:24:24.333 --> 00:24:27.798 Wait... I need... 00:24:31.283 --> 00:24:37.295 I didn`t understand you, Russians, at first and then I had a drink and understood. 00:24:40.689 --> 00:24:45.500 You, Russians, are wonderful, you are real! 00:24:46.859 --> 00:24:49.193 You don't wear these fake smiles! 00:24:52.799 --> 00:25:01.265 If you hate, you hate with all your heart, if you love – you love with all your heart. 00:25:02.762 --> 00:25:05.560 I swear it's true. I love you! 00:25:13.582 --> 00:25:16.370 And of course you too, Ekaterina Denissovna! 00:25:42.896 --> 00:25:46.541 I advise you to keep your thinking device safe, you might need it. 00:25:48.249 --> 00:25:51.809 Maybe I did it on purpose, to see you. 00:25:52.503 --> 00:25:55.078 Next time I won`t see you without OMS. 00:25:56.685 --> 00:25:57.831 Insurance, Alex. 00:25:58.660 --> 00:26:03.162 If I keep working with your brother, I`ll need to go get it. 00:26:05.186 --> 00:26:09.723 After everything you`ve done there tonight, you need to go to the employment office. 00:26:14.912 --> 00:26:17.790 Come on, I'll take you to the hotel. 00:26:21.956 --> 00:26:23.985 So what is Russia after all? 00:26:24.556 --> 00:26:29.268 Russia is a country with no borderline between incredible hospitality and wild drinking. 00:26:31.145 --> 00:26:35.485 A country with the longest roads which have the longest traffic jams. 00:26:37.656 --> 00:26:42.297 A country where excessive vanity lives side by side with pure selflessness. 00:26:43.100 --> 00:26:48.881 Besides, it`s the only place on the planet where the “broad Russina soul” can fit. 00:26:50.448 --> 00:26:52.933 So, what is Russia? As they say here… 00:26:53.356 --> 00:26:55.187 …who the hell knows!