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Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.76,0:00:18.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HOW I BECAME RUSSIAN
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.73,0:00:36.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, my name is Alex Wilson. \NI write for «American Post»
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.06,0:00:39.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the most popular newspaper in the US.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.76,0:00:43.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In my cloumns I try to understand\Nwhat is America? Who are we?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.50,0:00:48.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone knows that America is a country\Nof unlimited opportunities.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.06,0:00:55.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The American dream can become \Na reality for anyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.82,0:01:00.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But each person needs to find \Ntheir own way to achieve it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.98,0:01:09.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Each working American can take \Nas many loans as he wants.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.09,0:01:14.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kid, bad news. I'm sorry,\Nbut you're fired.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.26,0:01:18.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mortgage, car, \Nkids' education, credit cards
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.29,0:01:21.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TOTAL: 999000$
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.34,0:01:24.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna find a new job very soon.\NGood luck!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.26,0:01:34.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our financial system is unbelievable.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.07,0:01:40.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But enough about the positive, \Nlet's talk about some problems.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.73,0:01:46.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For example congressman Kevin Davenport \Nis positive that the biggest problem
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.91,0:01:49.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the Unites States of America is...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.46,0:01:50.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Immigrants!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.83,0:01:56.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Being a patriot, I can't be silent! Illegal \Nimmigrants are parasites of our society.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.22,0:02:01.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the biggest problem in the USA!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.09,0:02:05.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he's absolutely right.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.37,0:02:09.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is true, they perfidiously \Nbuilt his house...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.22,0:02:14.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they raise his kids impudently…
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.01,0:02:17.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they obtrusively cook for him...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.70,0:02:20.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How long shall he suffer of all this?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.15,0:02:24.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Many people shit on America,\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.61,0:02:28.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but at the same time \Nmillions strive to get here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.72,0:02:34.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Once you arrive in the US, you realize \Nthat this is a country of dreams.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.11,0:02:37.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The best of the worst.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.13,0:02:40.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, the best of the rest.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.99,0:02:46.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And «patriotism» means loving \Nyour country despite its drawbacks.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.41,0:02:49.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't that right, Mr. Davenport?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.23,0:02:52.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Isn't that right, Mr. Davenport?"\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.34,0:02:54.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bravo, Alex!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.67,0:02:56.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Davenport's people called \Nand threatened to sue!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.84,0:03:00.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can't you write anything \Nwithout offending these “goofs”?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.82,0:03:02.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You let this in circulation...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.77,0:03:04.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to watch everything?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.77,0:03:06.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.100,0:03:11.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you need to escape for a while.\NBusiness trip.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.75,0:03:18.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To Russia.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.90,0:03:36.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,American spy
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.85,0:03:39.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't thank me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.39,0:03:41.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No no no no no, Mister Cooper!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.68,0:03:44.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sit out for couple of months. \NWhen elections are over,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.98,0:03:47.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,congressman will calm down.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.36,0:03:49.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take your time to get \Ninternational experience. Do you see?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.10,0:03:54.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And give them their «Best Bureau»\Naward statue - to the new boss.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.94,0:03:58.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why Russia?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.69,0:04:02.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your grandma's Russian, right? \NPlus, it's the only vacancy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.41,0:04:05.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What happened to previous journalist?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.50,0:04:09.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alex, how should I know? \NDrank too much vodka, eaten by a bear…
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.85,0:04:11.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What’s the difference? You're going.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.09,0:04:13.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mister Cooper…
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.06,0:04:15.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do svidania (goodbye)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.57,0:04:29.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what is Russia?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.89,0:04:36.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russia is a country where you can become\Nanyone you want!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.96,0:04:41.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There`s a load of opportunities for business. \NI`m interested in money, of course…
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.14,0:04:45.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where the hell were you, moron? \NWe`re late.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.78,0:04:52.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Roma - driver\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.65,0:04:55.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love Russia, this country \Noffers endless opportunities!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.45,0:05:00.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For example, you can meet a foreigner here, \Nmarry him and move somewhere else.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.58,0:05:02.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Marina - secretary
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.99,0:05:07.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is a wonderful Russian saying: \N“be of service where you were born”…
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.14,0:05:11.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, I was born in Kirghizia…
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.46,0:05:15.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But in 1996 I almost drowned \Nin an ice hole outside of Moscow.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.80,0:05:20.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I think of it as \NI was born the second time here.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.21,0:05:22.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anatoly - 33d on Forbes list
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.38,0:05:27.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russia is first and foremost \Nrich history, culture
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.80,0:05:31.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and wonderful compassionate people.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.59,0:05:35.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Anya, he isn`t dying yet, is he?\NI`ll stop to buy some cigarettes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.63,0:05:39.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get me a gum.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.46,0:05:41.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anya - GP
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.44,0:05:50.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My Russian grandma kept saying:
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.61,0:05:53.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“If you go to Russia, \Ndon`t speak Russian straight away.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.43,0:05:56.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You`ll always know people`s attitude!”.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.23,0:05:59.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Need a taxi? Thousand roubles
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.54,0:06:02.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Yankee!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.50,0:06:07.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grandma was right.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.56,0:06:11.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, Ekaterina Denissovna! \NI`ve already met him,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.91,0:06:15.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we`re getting in the car!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.38,0:06:17.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.10,0:06:22.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mister Wilson?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.90,0:06:23.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.97,0:06:25.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to Russia. How was your flight?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.28,0:06:28.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everything's fine, but it's not...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.44,0:06:30.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where are you taking it?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.95,0:06:31.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,None of your business.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.63,0:06:34.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.67,0:06:44.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.17,0:06:47.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a safety feature.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.07,0:06:50.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In case the air bags don't work.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.63,0:06:58.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s a joke. My name’s Roman, I…
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.90,0:07:00.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.92,0:07:03.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.76,0:07:04.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Roma, where are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.41,0:07:06.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In Moscow.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.76,0:07:09.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very funny! I hope you`ll be on time.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.84,0:07:15.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can`t be late for the first meeting \Nwith your future father-in-law!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.38,0:07:17.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You didn`t forget, did you?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.12,0:07:20.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, princess. Of course I didn`t. \NI just got stuck in traffic.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.23,0:07:25.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I`ll be on time, don’t worry. Love you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.70,0:07:37.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, don`t fret.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.07,0:07:49.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Calm down, Alex, it's a teddy bear.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.95,0:07:52.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finally! - Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.65,0:07:54.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dad!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.74,0:08:06.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want you to meet Roma, my boyfriend. \NAnd this is my dad…
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.85,0:08:10.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As well as her main sponsor. \NAnatoly Anatolyevich.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.11,0:08:12.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Roman.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.30,0:08:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this?..
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.33,0:08:16.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that is Alex Wilson, \Njournalist from America.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.74,0:08:21.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He arrived at my request to improve \Nthe quality of our newspaper. Yes, Alex?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.74,0:08:22.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.22,0:08:24.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What newspaper?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.46,0:08:29.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told you, Roma is in media business.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.38,0:08:33.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I`m just a member of the board of directors \Nof one of the publishing companies.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.44,0:08:37.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, a journalist. How do they say – \N“the second oldest” (profession)?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.17,0:08:41.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It`s a good thing not the first! \NYes, Alex?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.67,0:08:42.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.42,0:08:43.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He doesn`t speak Russian.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.03,0:08:45.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok. Come to the table!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.15,0:08:49.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Roma, what the hell is going on? \NWhy didn't we go to the hotel?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.00,0:08:51.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russian tradition. Lunch first.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.17,0:08:53.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And who is this guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.86,0:08:55.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's my partner. \NOne of the richest men in Russia.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.20,0:08:59.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Roma, what is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.60,0:09:02.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is ordinary Russian lunch.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.16,0:09:03.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ordinary?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.87,0:09:04.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daily.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.18,0:09:08.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A newspaper, you say? \NWhat do you write about?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.98,0:09:13.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,About business, \Nabout successful businessmen…
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.31,0:09:16.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Basically, about people like you…
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.09,0:09:19.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what, you want to write \Nan article about me?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.34,0:09:23.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I heard that you don`t \Ntalk to journalists.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.47,0:09:25.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, right. \NBecause they are all assholes.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.43,0:09:28.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dad! Everybody's an asshole to you! \NYou could make an exception for Roma!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.72,0:09:34.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How about we drink to our acquaintance?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.88,0:09:38.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me, can I have a сoke please?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.80,0:09:42.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah! American. You prefer whiskey with cola!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.60,0:09:47.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It freezes here at minus 40 degrees.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.54,0:09:50.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hence, only vodka.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.88,0:09:53.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, I just don't drink alcohol.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.55,0:09:59.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alex, drink! Here in Russia you cannot \Nrefuse to drink.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.90,0:10:02.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s the same as you show \Na middle finger in USA.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.45,0:10:06.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want to show him a middle finger?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.75,0:10:10.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not really.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.27,0:10:15.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.27,0:10:27.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alex, bottoms up.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.61,0:10:29.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.29,0:10:33.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bottoms up.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.58,0:10:39.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[disrespect]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.68,0:10:53.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's actually not that bad here. tykdkytdk
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.15,0:11:26.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Roma! ROMA! Wake up!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.32,0:11:30.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are late to the office. \NI have appointment with Ekaterina at ten.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.68,0:11:33.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She will fire me.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.43,0:11:35.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Who'll fire you? \NYou're a in the board of directors.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.17,0:11:39.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the driver of a member \Nof the board of directors.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.75,0:11:40.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.42,0:11:56.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's coming!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.77,0:12:11.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.32,0:12:12.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ekaterina Denissovna, here`s your \Nopening speech for the presentation.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.14,0:12:14.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sluggish beginning. Redo it!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.65,0:12:15.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,designs for the hall decoration…
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.00,0:12:17.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Golden ribbons? It`s a presentation, \Nnot an Armenian wedding!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.88,0:12:20.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here is the guest list and your coffee.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.21,0:12:22.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do I have four arms?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.33,0:12:26.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Attention, zoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.32,0:12:35.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today a journalist from the New York office \Nof the “American Post” has arrived.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.76,0:12:43.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A real professional who doesn`t sleep at work, \Ndoesn`t paint nails, doesn`t play computer games.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.66,0:12:48.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finally we`ll have a decent person in here. \NMarina, invite Wilson.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.72,0:12:52.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He`s not here… yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.06,0:12:55.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He should`ve been here two hours ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.44,0:13:00.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I`m sorry, Ekaterina Denissovna. \NThis is Alex Wilson. From the USA.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.88,0:13:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here comes the professional.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.77,0:13:19.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is all Roma's fault. He told me, \Nthat he is in the board of directors, \N
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.53,0:13:24.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,brought me to some oligarch for lunch. \NAnd then we went to sauna and then...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.85,0:13:28.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t remember...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.92,0:13:34.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're supposed to present me with an award \Nfrom New York at the gala dinner.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.43,0:13:38.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope you haven't drunk it away.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.02,0:13:55.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, everything is fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.86,0:14:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My sweet
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.24,0:14:03.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi. Have you recovered after yesterday?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.49,0:14:08.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, we hardly drank yesterday. I`m fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.28,0:14:09.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it was too much for the American, \Nhe`s falling apart.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.55,0:14:14.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I settled it with my dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.24,0:14:16.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can come over between five and seven \Nand take an interview.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.14,0:14:19.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Interview? What interview?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.70,0:14:25.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We won`t just write an article about you. \NWe`ll make a spread with a photo shoot!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.18,0:14:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! The interview, yes, we`ll be there…
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.28,0:14:37.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey, I`ll call you later, OK? \NI`m at the board of directors meeting.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.57,0:14:39.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing, jerk?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.35,0:14:46.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You`re the jerk! Fucking jerk! Bastard! \NYou ruined my first day at work!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.48,0:14:53.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you can speak...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.36,0:14:56.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need the address of the place \Nwhere we were yesterday.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.91,0:14:58.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need to take back the statuette.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.03,0:15:00.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I`ll give you a ride.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.79,0:15:03.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I`ll never go anywhere with you again.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.54,0:15:12.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alex, come on, stop sulking! \NTell me how do you know Russian so well?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.28,0:15:18.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grandma taught me.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.90,0:15:23.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why did you say that you`re \Nin the board of directors?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.92,0:15:32.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you seen Ira, her father, their house? \NDo you think she`d date a driver?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.47,0:15:34.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They will find out eventually.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.53,0:15:38.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When they do, I'll think of something.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.86,0:15:45.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,F... who drives like this?! Stay in the car.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.36,0:15:46.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Roma, please, stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.39,0:15:49.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put a shoe-sticker on, "i'm an idiot'" sign \Nwould be better. Get out of the car!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.32,0:15:54.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Roma! Wait, don`t! Look, it`s nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.74,0:16:01.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not her fault, please!\NWe don't have the time! Ekaterina will...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.78,0:16:02.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How are you driving, dumbass!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.09,0:16:08.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have I died? Am I in heaven?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.75,0:16:16.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no, in hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.42,0:16:20.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It`s just a bruise. You`ll be OK.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.56,0:16:24.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where am I?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.93,0:16:28.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At my place. This is my sister Anya, \Nshe is a doctor.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.54,0:16:37.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice to meet you. I`m Alex Wilson. \NIt`s my second day in Russia and here I am…
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.88,0:16:41.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Couldn`t you take off his shoes?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.90,0:16:47.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! Forget it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.01,0:16:48.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.34,0:17:02.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Roma, why is it that every time \NI`m in pain you`re near?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.66,0:17:04.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How is it my fault now?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.73,0:17:07.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Better tell me how you`re gonna interview \NAnatoly Anatolyevich looking like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.38,0:17:08.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Interview?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.96,0:17:11.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Interview. You were so drunk yesterday \Nthat you promised him a spread.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.06,0:17:15.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I can`t work today.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.35,0:17:19.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I get it. But then we should warn \NEkaterina that you won`t bring the award.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.76,0:17:23.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I won`t take any interview today.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.70,0:17:40.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They say that all Russian oligarchs\Nare former outlaws…
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.00,0:17:47.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me, have you ever shot anyone?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.92,0:18:23.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where are you?! \NThe presentation is in an hour!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.70,0:18:28.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why aren`t you doing anything? Come on,\Nwe have one hour left. Move!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.78,0:18:29.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Katyundra is flying off the handle.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.41,0:18:33.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, calm down, we`re on the way. \NYeah, with the award.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.42,0:18:37.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Roma!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.83,0:18:47.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing here?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.12,0:18:49.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I was looking for the bathroom \Nand got lost here…
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.93,0:18:51.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where`s Alex?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.91,0:18:55.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alex is interviewing your father.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.05,0:18:59.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That`s great. \NI think he can handle it himself.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.50,0:19:08.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,…and I say: “If I miss – the factory is yours!”
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.56,0:19:14.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He puts the glass on the head and I from 45 meters...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.11,0:19:21.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The glass - in pieces, \Nand not one hair on his head moves.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.32,0:19:28.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't believe me?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.27,0:19:30.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, I do believe you…
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.31,0:19:37.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. You don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.62,0:19:40.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let`s go.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.91,0:19:53.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There, can you see the statue?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.46,0:19:58.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at the head, at its head.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.44,0:20:08.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah! Are you saying you can do the same?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.31,0:20:13.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, aim.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.33,0:20:27.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gun down!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.64,0:20:30.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Calm down, cops. \NLeave the American guy in one piece.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.81,0:20:31.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go away, go.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.81,0:20:38.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welldone! It`s for you, a present from me.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.41,0:20:40.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.87,0:20:41.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.18,0:20:45.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where have you been?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.58,0:20:47.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was discussing a project with my partners.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.31,0:20:54.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've just...\NWe need to go to the presentation.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.66,0:20:58.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How's he going to drive now?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.84,0:21:03.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Driving sober in Russia is scary. Drink.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.19,0:21:11.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK. Let`s go, I`ll give you a ride.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.91,0:21:14.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If that American moron \Ndoesn`t show up right now,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.90,0:21:16.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we announce the banquet \Ninstead of the award ceremony.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.36,0:21:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why aren`t we moving?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.13,0:21:20.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Traffic jam.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.63,0:21:23.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Must be our president on his way to work.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.72,0:21:30.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In this country the less the president works – \Nthe more convenient for the people.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.83,0:21:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to the annual “American Post” presentation.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.29,0:21:38.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That`s it… now we are definitely late.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.02,0:21:40.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, we aren`t. Ignat!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.26,0:21:49.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.46,0:22:00.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do I look?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.28,0:22:06.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like a guerilla! \NCome on, go ahead, for Obama!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:10.22,0:22:11.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everything's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.50,0:22:13.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah… The guy needs help.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:13.53,0:22:15.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anatoly Anatolyevich, why? \NHe's a big boy, he can handle it himself.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.07,0:22:20.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen here, we all go to your presentation,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.60,0:22:25.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then we hit karaoke.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.15,0:22:27.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's a private event.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:28.10,0:22:30.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you kidding? Private for whom?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.47,0:22:37.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,…according to TNS, our newspaper has increased its target audience by 16%…
Dialogue: 0,0:22:43.97,0:22:48.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,…this is the direction that our publishing company considers to be the trend...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.32,0:23:01.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now please look at the screen.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:02.21,0:23:06.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Starting with the next issue we will have \Na new column entitled “An American`s diary”.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.56,0:23:14.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It will be written by an American journalist\NAlex Wilson, who came...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.98,0:23:30.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm from New York and I made it on time!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.94,0:23:38.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I came here to present an official award \Nto the head of the Moscow department
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.52,0:23:45.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the “American Post” \Nand a ch-ch-ch-charming lady… to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:55.47,0:23:56.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:06.27,0:24:10.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a wonderful award, I am so glad… \NI think it symbolizes…
Dialogue: 0,0:24:12.42,0:24:15.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our everyday… struggle for sensation.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:16.45,0:24:19.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And thanks to Mr Wilson \Nfor his unforgettable speech.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:20.56,0:24:21.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(go away)
Dialogue: 0,0:24:24.33,0:24:27.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait... I need...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:31.28,0:24:37.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn`t understand you, Russians, at first \Nand then I had a drink and understood.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:40.69,0:24:45.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You, Russians, are wonderful,\Nyou are real!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:46.86,0:24:49.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't wear these fake smiles!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:52.80,0:25:01.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you hate, you hate with all your heart, \Nif you love – you love with all your heart.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:02.76,0:25:05.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I swear it's true. I love you!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:13.58,0:25:16.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And of course you too, Ekaterina Denissovna!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:42.90,0:25:46.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I advise you to keep your thinking device safe, \Nyou might need it.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:48.25,0:25:51.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe I did it on purpose, to see you.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:52.50,0:25:55.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next time I won`t see you without OMS.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:56.68,0:25:57.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Insurance, Alex.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:58.66,0:26:03.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I keep working with your brother, \NI`ll need to go get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:05.19,0:26:09.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After everything you`ve done there tonight, \Nyou need to go to the employment office.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:14.91,0:26:17.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, I'll take you to the hotel.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:21.96,0:26:23.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what is Russia after all?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:24.56,0:26:29.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Russia is a country with no borderline \Nbetween incredible hospitality and wild drinking.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:31.14,0:26:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A country with the longest roads\Nwhich have the longest traffic jams.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:37.66,0:26:42.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A country where excessive vanity lives \Nside by side with pure selflessness.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:43.10,0:26:48.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Besides, it`s the only place on the planet \Nwhere the “broad Russina soul” can fit.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:50.45,0:26:52.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what is Russia? As they say here…
Dialogue: 0,0:26:53.36,0:26:55.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,…who the hell knows!