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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, today everything is like bewitched!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just put the file right there...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,%&§"!!!!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh but there it is.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I just had the pivot in my hand?!!!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now SHE is coming too?!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good morning Mister Eder!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, is my little cabinet ready yet?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, Mrs Steinhausen, I would be long ready but today nothing is going my way!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well that happens... But Mister Eder I'm losing my mind!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That empty spot on the wall... I have to get the cabinet today! -You're getting it, Mrs Steinhausen, promise is a promise!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If only I knew where that pivot is...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...Is it maybe that over there?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But...how is that possible?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How did that get there?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ouch...ouch!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...What's wrong? -I don't know!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Something must have bit me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, Mister Eder, I'm gonna go then...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and will come back later! Ok? - Ok, no problem! Goodbye Mrs Steinhausen!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is there a mouse?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a pretty mess!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I crazy? That's no mouse... -I'm not a mouse, I'm the Pumuckl and I want to get off of this! Come, help me!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I don't know if you're gonna burst or break into pieces if I touch you...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nonsense! Kobolds never burst and definetely don't break into pieces.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get me off of this! -Yeah yeah, in a minute.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll wash the glue off. -Washing? Ouhhhh, Kobolds never wash themselves.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you could use a comb too! -What? Washing and combing? I'm a kobold, not an elf!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'd actually prefer an elf..they do things, they help and they...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahhhh elves! This inferior pack!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But why? -They are all working and lumbering...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you? -Me? I'm the Pumuckl! Yes!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What, you're the Pu... -MUCKL!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am a kobold! A descendant of the ship's kobolds who sail the seven seas and live on sail boats, where the ocean wind blows into their sails and the beams are cracking... -Ahhh
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In my workshope there's no ocean wind blowing... - No wind? But you have cracking beams, right? At least a little bit?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no. -What a pity. - No, no, nothing's cracking!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I don't have beams, only boards. - So, then the roof is cracking!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold on!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, was that you hiding all the tools from me?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pumuckl is joking, Pumuckl is hiding, nobody can get me!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You mean nobody's catching you? -Yes, but that's not rhyming.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh to be visible! Oh what a shame for kobolds! And still, still, still you can see me...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you can see me too?! And I'm not crying around because of that.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh you, you...you're only a human! -Oh.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I...I am an invisible and only because I got stuck... Do you understand? -Hmm.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, actually I don't understand that, no.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, then listen up! If a kobold gets stuck to a human belonging then he turns visible.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's kobold law! -That gives me goose bumps...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll stay invisible only to other people... Kobold law!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a stupid feeling to be visible. A very stupid feeling!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So just go away! And never return to me, so you'll stay invisible.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I have to stay with that person who saw me. Kobold... -...law! I know...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I don't really know if I like that or not. -Well I don't know either. But that's what it is.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a pretty mess! -Oh yes!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To be invisible makes me so tired...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry,but I have to go to sleep now! -Oh really?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But not there?! -Why not?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I might accidentally throw you away when cleaning up the sawdust in the workshop.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no, you won't... To be visible makes me soooo tired! God forbid!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a poet even in his sleep! -Zzzzzzzz..
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody's gonna believe that!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NOBODY's gonna believe that!!!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Poetry and being a kobold goes so well together...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm telling you... he's "that" big, and can jump "that" high...!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he has red hair???
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like fire!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too bad you're not grandfather of seven kids, they would love that story!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nonsense! Eder was just joking around...!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everything can be solved naturally. My wife thought we have ghosts under the roof, but it was only mice.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not a mouse and not a ghost, it's a kobold! -So, give me another beer!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, you were dreaming! Think again, what were you doing this afternoon?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This afternoon? I was preparing a cabinet for a customer. But I couldn't finish it because...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-...right, because you fell asleep! You mix up your dream with reality!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My mother in law had the same thing...Oh, what stories she kept telling us!!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well if that was really a dream you can send me to a mental home right away...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noo, it's not that bad. Come, go home, look around, if everything's fine you can just forget about it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll stop by later. - But that's not gonna help because he would be invisible to you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok stop it now! There are no kobolds!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know what to think anymore, I'm so confused.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll go now. I'll pay the beer later!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know... he doesn't look too good to me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's going on? Something happened?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How lucky we are you're not nosy at all!