(George) If you go to any fast food restaurant 
it's all Latinos that work there.

You have to be bilingual to get a hamburger.

Do you ever go to a Jack in the Box and the 
voice that comes out of the speaker

has a Mexican accent?

(Mexican accent) Welcome to Yak in 
the Bok can I take yer oder?

What the fucks going on in there?

(Mexican accent) Welcome to Yak in 
the Bok can I take yer oder?

Can I help you cabrone? 
You want shumshing?

(George) Is this Jack in the Box?

Yes can I have a Jumbo Jack?

(Mexican accent) You want a Yumbo Yack?

Get a sheek.
You want sheek?

(George) I better not.

(Mexican accent) Get a papa frita? 
You want fred fry? Get a papa frita?

(George) Uhh no papa la fritas, thanks.

And then they lose everybody 
at Jack in the box.

What kind of fountain drinks do you have?

What-kind-of-fountain-drinks-do-you-have?

*Speaker noise*
(Mexican accent) Chicken?

(George) Fountain-drinks.

*Speaker noise*
(Mexican accent) One minute plead.

*Spanish dialogue*

Hey! Why you no say soda stupid?

Coca..... Pepsi.... Sprite..... 
Mr. Pip.

(George) And then they got all the Mexican ones.

*Spanish dialogue*

I don't want to know who works there 
fucker I want something to drink!

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