9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 -You're going to be an aunt.[br]-Oh, shut up! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 . . .I hope they have his old[br]hairline and your old nose! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 . . .and you guys end up getting[br]married and having kids. . . 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 And, Min, you know,[br]if everything works out. . . 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 He told me. No, it's okay.[br]Really, it's okay. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hi, Mindy! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hi, it's Rachel. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I hope you two are very happy.[br]I really do. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I know it was a cheap shot,[br]but I feel so much better now! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Yeah, I'm fine.[br]I saw Barry today. 0:00:01.000,0:00:04.000 You guys don't understand. 0:00:00.105,0:00:01.800 For us, kissing is as[br]important as any part of it. 0:00:01.868,0:00:03.301 Yeah, right! 0:00:03.503,0:00:06.529 You serious? 0:00:06.740,0:00:08.207 Oh, yeah! 0:00:10.877,0:00:12.071 All you need to know[br]is in the first kiss. 0:00:13.079,0:00:14.068 Absolutely. 0:00:14.314,0:00:17.750 For us, kissing's an opening act. . . 0:00:17.951,0:00:20.511 . . .like the comedian[br]you have to sit through. . . 0:00:20.720,0:00:23.848 . . .before Pink Floyd comes out. 0:00:24.057,0:00:26.082 And it's not that[br]we don't like the comedian. 0:00:29.362,0:00:32.593 It's just that that's not. . . 0:00:32.832,0:00:37.963 . . .why we bought the ticket. 0:00:39.739,0:00:44.005 The problem is, after the concert,[br]no matter how great the show was. . . 0:00:44.244,0:00:47.736 . . .you girls are always looking[br]for the comedian again. 0:00:48.014,0:00:52.883 We're in the car, fighting traffic. . . 0:00:54.888,0:00:57.789 . . .just trying to stay awake. 0:00:58.024,0:01:02.723 Well, word of advice:[br]Bring back the comedian. 0:01:07.434,0:01:09.868 Or next time you'll find yourself[br]listening to that album alone. 0:01:11.204,0:01:13.297 Are we still talking about sex? 0:02:01.421,0:02:03.355 The One With the Sonogram at the End 0:02:03.556,0:02:07.185 English Subtitles by[br]GELULA & CO., INC. 0:02:07.393,0:02:08.724 No, it's good.[br]It is good. 0:02:10.597,0:02:11.655 It's just that doesn't she seem[br]a little angry? 0:02:11.865,0:02:14.390 Well, she has issues. 0:02:15.668,0:02:21.664 Does she? 0:02:22.142,0:02:25.236 He's out banging other women[br]with a club. . . 0:02:26.246,0:02:28.441 . . .while she's home getting[br]the mastodon smell out of the carpet. 0:02:28.915,0:02:32.282 Marsha, see, these are cave people. 0:02:32.485,0:02:35.818 Okay, they have issues like: 0:02:36.022,0:02:37.853 ''Gee, that glacier's[br]getting kind of close! '' See? 0:02:38.124,0:02:42.220 Speaking of issues,[br]isn't that your ex-wife? 0:02:42.428,0:02:44.157 Yes, it is. Carol, hi! 0:02:58.811,0:03:00.506 Okay. Yes, it is. 0:03:08.288,0:03:11.052 I'll catch up with you[br]in the Ice Age. 0:03:11.257,0:03:13.487 Hi. 0:03:15.695,0:03:19.495 So. . . . 0:03:20.400,0:03:23.801 You look great. 0:03:24.003,0:03:26.631 I hate that. 0:03:28.408,0:03:29.739 Sorry. 0:03:33.079,0:03:35.980 Thanks. You look good too. 0:03:37.884,0:03:41.615 Well, you know,[br]in here, anyone who. . . 0:03:42.055,0:03:47.049 . . .stands erect. . . . 0:03:48.861,0:03:51.591 So what's new?[br]Still a-- 0:03:59.239,0:04:02.697 A lesbian? 0:04:02.909,0:04:07.608 You never know. 0:04:10.450,0:04:13.317 How's the family? 0:04:14.420,0:04:16.115 Marty's still totally paranoid. 0:04:16.389,0:04:19.085 Carol, why are you here? 0:04:20.460,0:04:22.257 I'm pregnant. 0:04:22.495,0:04:26.397 Pregnant! 0:04:26.599,0:04:29.625 She didn 't leave[br]in such a hurry after all. 0:04:31.170,0:04:36.198 This is the Three's Company episode[br]where's there's a misunderstanding. 0:04:36.676,0:04:40.339 Then I've already seen this one. 0:04:40.546,0:04:44.676 Are you through with that? 0:04:46.419,0:04:49.752 Sorry, the swallowing[br]slowed me down. 0:04:49.956,0:04:53.448 Whose ball of paper is this? 0:04:53.660,0:04:55.321 That's mine. I wrote a note to[br]myself, then I didn't need it. 0:04:58.665,0:04:59.927 So I balled it up[br]and now I wish I was dead. 0:05:01.868,0:05:04.336 She already fluffed that pillow.[br]You already fluffed-- It's fine. 0:05:05.672,0:05:09.039 I don't want to give them[br]any more ammunition than they have. 0:05:09.509,0:05:10.669 We know how cruel parents can be. . . 0:05:12.545,0:05:18.381 . . .about the flatness[br]of a child's pillow. 0:05:18.618,0:05:22.349 Monica? Hi! 0:05:22.555,0:05:24.420 Monica, you're scaring me. 0:05:24.657,0:05:28.149 I mean, you're all chaotic[br]and twirly, you know? 0:05:31.764,0:05:34.460 Not in a good way. 0:05:39.472,0:05:42.908 Yeah, calm down. 0:05:47.814,0:05:51.045 You don't see Ross getting chaotic[br]and twirly every time they come. 0:05:51.250,0:05:53.047 That's because my parents think[br]Ross can do no wrong. 0:05:55.455,0:05:59.858 You see, he's ''The Prince. '' 0:06:00.059,0:06:05.224 Apparently they had some big ceremony[br]before I was born. 0:06:05.431,0:06:08.662 -What?[br]-Ugly Naked Guy got a ThighMaster. 0:06:08.868,0:06:11.803 -Has anybody seen my engagement ring?[br]-Yeah, it's beautiful! 0:06:12.605,0:06:14.698 Oh, God! Oh, God! 0:06:15.775,0:06:18.801 No, don't touch that. 0:06:19.011,0:06:23.072 Like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough[br]having to return it to him. 0:06:23.282,0:06:26.445 ''Barry, remember me?[br]I'm the girl. . . 0:06:28.721,0:06:32.623 . . .that stomped on your heart[br]in front of your family'' 0:06:35.094,0:06:37.722 Now I must return the ring,[br]without the ring. . . 0:06:39.565,0:06:41.931 . . .which makes it so much harder. 0:06:42.135,0:06:45.263 Easy, we'll find it.[br]Won't we? 0:06:45.571,0:06:46.902 Okay, look. 0:06:49.842,0:06:53.300 When did you have it last? 0:06:53.513,0:06:57.779 Doy! Probably[br]right before she lost it. 0:06:59.118,0:07:01.780 You don't get[br]a lot of ''doy'' these days. 0:07:02.588,0:07:07.184 I know I had it this morning. 0:07:09.595,0:07:11.062 I know I had it when I was[br]in the kitchen with. . . . 0:07:12.432,0:07:15.993 Dinah? 0:07:24.444,0:07:25.433 Oh, don't be mad. 0:07:27.346,0:07:30.747 -You didn't![br]-Oh, I'm sorry. 0:07:30.950,0:07:32.417 I gave you one job! 0:07:34.687,0:07:37.850 But look how straight[br]those noodles are. 0:07:38.224,0:07:39.452 That's not how you look[br]for an engagement ring in a lasagna. 0:07:40.493,0:07:45.123 I just can't do it. 0:07:46.098,0:07:49.295 Boys? 0:07:51.637,0:07:54.105 We're going in! 0:07:54.407,0:07:57.035 Hi. 0:07:57.243,0:08:01.907 That is not a happy ''hi. '' 0:08:02.148,0:08:06.482 Carol's pregnant. 0:08:11.591,0:08:15.925 I found it! 0:08:18.064,0:08:19.793 Yeah. 0:08:21.734,0:08:23.634 Do that for two hours. . . 0:08:23.870,0:08:27.203 . . .you might be where I am[br]right about now. 0:08:27.406,0:08:29.033 That puts that whole[br]pillow thing in perspective. 0:08:29.242,0:08:31.369 How do you fit[br]into this whole thing? 0:08:31.577,0:08:34.011 Carol says she and Susan[br]want me to be involved. 0:08:35.181,0:08:37.581 But if I'm not comfortable with it,[br]I don't have to be involved. 0:08:38.084,0:08:41.679 Basically, it's totally up to me. 0:08:41.888,0:08:45.654 She is so great.[br]I miss her. 0:08:55.601,0:08:57.831 What does she mean by ''involved''? 0:09:03.743,0:09:07.144 Presumably, the biggest[br]part of your job is done. 0:09:09.949,0:09:13.578 Anyway, they want me[br]to go down to this. . . 0:09:17.890,0:09:20.950 . . .sonogram thing[br]with them tomorrow. 0:09:21.227,0:09:24.287 What'll you do? 0:09:24.497,0:09:27.989 I have no idea. 0:09:28.267,0:09:30.497 No matter what I do, though,[br]I'm still gonna be a father. 0:09:30.703,0:09:36.573 This is still ruined, right? 0:09:36.809,0:09:39.209 Martha Lugwin's daughter[br]is going to call you. 0:09:39.412,0:09:44.042 What's that curry taste? 0:09:48.020,0:09:51.615 Curry. 0:09:51.824,0:09:55.521 I think they're great.[br]I really do. 0:09:56.696,0:09:58.630 Remember the Lugwins?[br]The big one had a thing for you. 0:09:58.831,0:10:01.766 They all had a thing for him! 0:10:02.768,0:10:05.862 Oh, Mom! 0:10:08.007,0:10:10.805 Why is this girl going to call me? 0:10:11.010,0:10:14.776 She just graduated, and she wants[br]to be something in cooking, food. . . 0:10:14.981,0:10:17.506 . . .or I don't know. 0:10:20.620,0:10:24.317 I told her you had a restaurant. 0:10:24.523,0:10:26.616 I don't have a restaurant.[br]I work in a restaurant. 0:10:26.826,0:10:29.021 They don't have to know that. 0:10:29.295,0:10:31.786 Ross, help me with the spaghetti. 0:10:34.734,0:10:38.636 Oh, we're having spaghetti.[br]That's. . . 0:10:41.574,0:10:44.543 . . .easy. 0:10:44.910,0:10:47.902 This'll sound unbelievably selfish[br]on my part. . . 0:10:48.114,0:10:51.413 . . .but did you plan on bringing[br]up the baby/lesbian thing? 0:10:51.717,0:10:54.049 It'd take the heat off of me. 0:10:54.253,0:10:57.381 What Rachel did to her life![br]We ran into her parents at the club. 0:10:58.891,0:11:02.088 They were not playing very well. 0:11:05.765,0:11:09.599 I won't say what they[br]spent on that wedding. . . 0:11:09.835,0:11:12.668 . . .but $40,000 is a lot of money. 0:11:12.905,0:11:16.306 At least she had the chance[br]to leave a man at the altar. 0:11:16.509,0:11:18.943 What's that supposed to mean? 0:11:20.079,0:11:23.139 Nothing. 0:11:23.349,0:11:25.374 -It's an expression.[br]-No, it's not. 0:11:27.219,0:11:28.652 Don't listen to her![br]You've always been independent. 0:11:29.188,0:11:31.952 Even when you were a kid,[br]and you were chubby. . . 0:11:34.460,0:11:38.556 . . .and you had no friends,[br]you were just fine. 0:11:38.831,0:11:41.823 You'd read alone in your room.[br]And your puzzles. . . . 0:11:43.369,0:11:47.999 There are people, like Ross,[br]who need to shoot for the stars. 0:11:48.974,0:11:52.205 With his museum and[br]his papers getting published. 0:11:55.214,0:11:57.842 Others are satisfied as they are. 0:11:58.951,0:12:03.820 I'm telling you, these are[br]the people who never get cancer. 0:12:07.293,0:12:10.694 I read about women trying[br]to have it all, and I thank God. . . 0:12:10.930,0:12:13.990 . . .our little Harmonica[br]doesn't have that problem. 0:12:14.200,0:12:16.964 So, Ross, what's going on with you? 0:12:19.004,0:12:20.437 Any stories? No news, no little[br]anecdotes to share with the folks? 0:12:22.641,0:12:24.939 Look, I realize you guys[br]have been wondering. . . 0:12:26.846,0:12:29.542 . . .what exactly happened[br]between Carol and me. 0:12:30.549,0:12:33.541 So here's the deal. 0:12:37.656,0:12:39.214 Carol's a lesbian. 0:12:47.366,0:12:49.027 She's living with a woman named Susan. 0:12:50.202,0:12:52.796 She's pregnant with my child. 0:12:55.007,0:12:56.497 And she and Susan are[br]going to raise the baby. 0:12:56.709,0:13:00.736 And you knew about this? 0:13:02.348,0:13:05.476 Your folks are really that bad? 0:13:05.751,0:13:08.879 Well, you know, these people are pros. 0:13:10.689,0:13:11.678 They know what they do.[br]They take their time. 0:13:13.392,0:13:15.292 They get the job done! 0:13:15.494,0:13:17.485 Boy, I know they say that[br]you can't change your parents. 0:13:17.696,0:13:20.688 Boy, if you could, I'd want yours. 0:13:20.900,0:13:23.733 Must pee! 0:13:25.070,0:13:27.630 It's worse when you're twins. 0:13:27.840,0:13:29.205 -You're a twin?[br]-Yeah. We don't speak. 0:13:30.276,0:13:33.336 She's this high-powered,[br]driven, career-type. 0:13:33.546,0:13:36.447 -What does she do?[br]-She's a waitress. 0:13:36.649,0:13:39.982 All right. You guys,[br]I kind of gotta clean up now. 0:13:40.252,0:13:42.049 Chandler, you're an only child.[br]You don't have any of this. 0:13:44.290,0:13:46.417 No, although I did have[br]an imaginary friend. . . 0:13:53.599,0:13:55.396 . . .who my parents preferred. 0:13:56.468,0:14:00.996 Hit the lights, please. 0:14:02.808,0:14:04.332 How long was I in there? 0:14:10.049,0:14:11.073 I'm just cleaning up. 0:14:12.184,0:14:15.347 Do you need any help? 0:14:15.888,0:14:17.253 Okay, sure. Thanks. 0:14:19.091,0:14:20.422 Anyway. . . . 0:14:21.694,0:14:24.185 So you nervous[br]about Barry tomorrow? 0:14:24.430,0:14:27.627 A little. 0:14:28.767,0:14:32.328 A lot. 0:14:33.672,0:14:37.870 So, got any advice? 0:14:38.110,0:14:43.412 You know, as someone[br]who's recently been dumped. 0:14:45.618,0:14:49.952 Well, you may want to steer clear[br]of the word ''dumped. '' 0:14:50.222,0:14:54.818 Chances are he's going to be this[br]broken shell of a man. You know? 0:14:56.729,0:14:59.220 You should try not to look too terrific.[br]I know it'll be hard. 0:15:00.065,0:15:03.762 You know, I'll go down there,[br]and I'll give Barry back his ring. 0:15:04.470,0:15:07.098 And you can go with Carol[br]and Susan to the OB-G YN. 0:15:07.306,0:15:09.866 You've got Carol tomorrow. 0:15:10.075,0:15:12.475 When did it get so complicated? 0:15:17.516,0:15:19.848 Got me. 0:15:22.354,0:15:26.256 Remember when we were[br]in high school together? 0:15:32.698,0:15:34.188 Didn't you think you'd meet someone. . . 0:15:51.583,0:15:53.915 . . .fall in love, and that'd be it? 0:15:54.119,0:15:57.714 Man! I never thought I'd be here. 0:15:58.390,0:15:59.379 Me neither. 0:16:00.659,0:16:03.924 Sorry I'm late.[br]I got stuck at work. 0:16:05.264,0:16:07.892 There was this big[br]dinosaur thing. Anyway. . . . 0:16:09.969,0:16:12.767 Hi. 0:16:12.972,0:16:15.304 -You remember Susan.[br]-How could I forget? 0:16:15.507,0:16:17.475 Hello, Susan.[br]Good shake, good shake. 0:16:19.178,0:16:23.171 So we're just waiting for. . .? 0:16:23.449,0:16:27.545 -Dr. Oberman.[br]-And is he--? 0:16:29.088,0:16:30.282 -She.[br]-Of course, ''she. '' 0:16:31.724,0:16:33.055 Is she familiar with our[br]special situation? 0:16:53.245,0:16:54.940 Yes, and she's very supportive. 0:17:01.720,0:17:03.711 Great! Okay, that's great! 0:17:04.590,0:17:06.581 No, I'm. . . . 0:17:06.792,0:17:08.987 Thanks. 0:17:12.698,0:17:14.393 That opens my cervix. 0:17:15.601,0:17:16.590 Barry? 0:17:17.903,0:17:19.302 Come on in. 0:17:20.606,0:17:23.268 Are you sure? 0:17:23.976,0:17:26.444 It's fine, it's fine.[br]Robbie's gonna be here for hours. 0:17:26.678,0:17:29.511 So how are you doing? 0:17:34.787,0:17:36.482 I'm. . . . 0:17:54.840,0:17:58.037 I'm okay. 0:17:58.243,0:18:01.076 You look great. 0:18:01.280,0:18:02.338 Dr. Farber, Jason[br]Greenspan 's gagging. 0:18:02.548,0:18:06.712 Be right there.[br]I'll be back in a second. 0:18:07.052,0:18:10.021 I dumped him. 0:18:10.389,0:18:13.688 So how's this going to work. . . 0:18:13.892,0:18:17.328 . . .you know, with us? 0:18:17.529,0:18:20.123 You know, when important[br]decisions have to be made? 0:18:22.234,0:18:23.826 Give me a ''for instance. '' 0:18:25.370,0:18:26.701 Well, I don't know. 0:18:27.573,0:18:30.701 -How about with the baby's name?[br]-Marlon. . . 0:18:32.711,0:18:34.372 . . .if it's a boy.[br]Minnie, if it's a girl. 0:18:34.913,0:18:36.346 As in ''Mouse''? 0:18:37.182,0:18:39.742 As in my grandmother. 0:18:39.952,0:18:42.614 Still, you say ''Minnie,''[br]you hear ''Mouse. '' 0:18:42.855,0:18:45.517 How about. . . . 0:18:46.258,0:18:48.226 How about ''Julia''? 0:18:51.196,0:18:52.720 Julia. 0:18:55.767,0:18:58.327 We agreed on Minnie. 0:18:58.537,0:19:00.937 We agreed we'd spend[br]our lives together. 0:19:01.607,0:19:04.098 Things change.[br]Roll with the punches. 0:19:05.444,0:19:06.968 I believe Julia's on the table. 0:19:09.948,0:19:11.916 Sorry about that. 0:19:12.117,0:19:14.847 So what have you been up to? 0:19:15.154,0:19:16.212 Not much. 0:19:19.725,0:19:21.420 I got a job. 0:19:22.895,0:19:24.624 That's great! 0:19:24.830,0:19:25.922 Why are you so tan? 0:19:28.867,0:19:29.993 I went to Aruba. 0:19:30.702,0:19:31.828 Oh, no![br]You went on our honeymoon alone? 0:19:32.905,0:19:34.566 No. 0:19:34.773,0:19:37.708 See, I went with. . . . 0:19:42.147,0:19:43.978 -Now, this may hurt.[br]-Me? 0:19:44.183,0:19:47.050 I went with Mindy. 0:19:47.452,0:19:49.283 Mindy? 0:19:50.088,0:19:53.023 My maid of honor? 0:19:53.225,0:19:54.692 We're kind of a thing now. 0:19:58.564,0:20:01.055 You got plugs! 0:20:01.700,0:20:03.190 Careful, careful. They[br]haven't quite taken yet. 0:20:04.002,0:20:08.837 And you got lenses. 0:20:09.041,0:20:11.032 But you hate sticking[br]your finger in your eye. 0:20:12.945,0:20:16.472 Not for her. 0:20:16.715,0:20:18.546 Listen, I really[br]wanted to thank you. 0:20:19.351,0:20:21.319 A month ago,[br]I wanted to hurt you. . . 0:20:22.054,0:20:23.885 . . .more than I've ever[br]wanted to hurt anyone. 0:20:25.123,0:20:26.385 And I'm an orthodontist. 0:20:26.592,0:20:28.059 You know, you were right. 0:20:30.562,0:20:31.927 I thought we were happy. 0:20:33.198,0:20:38.261 We weren't. 0:20:38.470,0:20:40.870 But with Mindy. . . 0:20:45.043,0:20:47.273 . . .now I'm happy. 0:20:47.479,0:20:51.176 -Spit.[br]-What? 0:20:51.383,0:20:55.251 Me. 0:20:56.054,0:20:58.420 Anyway. . . . 0:21:00.759,0:21:02.158 I guess this belongs to you. 0:21:05.831,0:21:09.267 And thank you for giving it to me. 0:21:10.602,0:21:14.094 Well, thank you for giving it back. 0:21:14.306,0:21:17.537 Hello! 0:21:18.443,0:21:19.910 Oh, please![br]What's wrong with Helen? 0:21:20.445,0:21:25.576 Helen Geller? 0:21:26.952,0:21:29.614 l don't think so! 0:21:29.888,0:21:31.253 It's not gonna be Helen Geller. 0:21:31.456,0:21:34.653 Thank you. 0:21:37.396,0:21:40.024 No. I mean, it's not Geller. 0:21:40.799,0:21:44.599 It'll be Helen Willick? 0:21:44.803,0:21:50.537 Actually, we talked about[br]Helen Willick Bunch. 0:21:50.776,0:21:54.610 Well, wait a minute.[br]Why is she in the title? 0:21:54.813,0:21:59.216 It's my baby too. 0:21:59.451,0:22:01.976 Really? I don't remember[br]you making any sperm. 0:22:02.187,0:22:04.348 And we all know what[br]a challenge that is. 0:22:04.556,0:22:08.151 You two, stop it! 0:22:08.427,0:22:12.022 She gets a credit![br]I'm in there too! 0:22:12.264,0:22:14.960 Not Helen Willick Bunch Geller.[br]I think that borders on child abuse. 0:22:15.167,0:22:17.067 Of course not![br]I'm suggesting Geller Willick Bunch. 0:22:18.804,0:22:23.673 He knows no one will[br]say all those names. 0:22:23.909,0:22:27.367 They'll end up calling her Geller.[br]Then he gets his way. 0:22:27.579,0:22:31.948 My way?[br]You think this is my way? 0:22:42.794,0:22:45.490 Of all the ways I ever imagined[br]this moment in my life being. . . 0:22:45.731,0:22:47.198 . . .this is not my way. You know what?[br]This is too hard. 0:22:57.609,0:22:59.770 Knock, knock![br]How are we today? Any nausea? 0:23:03.281,0:23:05.681 -A little.[br]-Just a little. 0:23:06.785,0:23:11.415 I was just wondering about the[br]mother-to-be, but thanks for sharing. 0:23:14.726,0:23:17.661 Lie back. 0:23:17.863,0:23:20.730 You know what? I'm gonna go. 0:23:21.400,0:23:23.834 I don't think I can be involved[br]in this particular family thing. 0:23:25.737,0:23:28.729 Oh, my God! 0:23:31.543,0:23:33.704 Look at that! 0:23:33.912,0:23:37.211 I know! 0:23:37.416,0:23:39.976 Well, isn't that amazing? 0:23:41.486,0:23:45.354 What are we supposed to see? 0:23:45.557,0:23:49.323 I don't know, but I think it's about[br]to attack the Enterprise. 0:23:49.528,0:23:54.192 If you tilt your head[br]to the left and relax your eyes. . . 0:23:54.466,0:23:57.958 . . .it kind of looks[br]like an old potato. 0:23:58.303,0:24:01.932 Then don't do that, all right? 0:24:02.140,0:24:05.940 What do you think? 0:24:06.178,0:24:09.306 Are you welling up? 0:24:14.352,0:24:18.379 You are. 0:24:19.379,0:24:29.379 -You are. You're welling up.[br]-I'm not.