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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.00,0:00:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.10,0:00:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shared by http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.87,0:00:03.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.50,0:00:06.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For us, kissing is as\Nimportant as any part.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.74,0:00:08.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, right!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.88,0:00:12.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You serious?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.08,0:00:14.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.31,0:00:17.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Everything is in that first kiss.\N- Absolutely.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.95,0:00:20.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For us, kissing's an opening act..
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.72,0:00:23.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like the comedian\Nyou have to sit through..
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.06,0:00:26.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before Pink Floyd comes out.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.36,0:00:32.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it's not that\Nwe don't like the comedian.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.83,0:00:37.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just that that's not\Nwhy we bought the ticket.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.74,0:00:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The problem is, no matter\Nhow great the show was..
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.24,0:00:47.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you girls are looking\Nfor the comedian again.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.01,0:00:52.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're in the car, fighting traffic,\Njust trying to stay awake.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.89,0:00:57.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Word of advice:\NBring back the comedian.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.02,0:01:02.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or next time you'll find yourself\Nlistening to that album alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.43,0:01:09.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are we still talking about sex?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.20,0:01:13.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The One With the Sonogram at the End
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.42,0:02:03.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it's good. It is good.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.56,0:02:07.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just that Doesn't she seem\Na little angry?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.39,0:02:08.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, she has issues.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.60,0:02:11.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does she?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.86,0:02:14.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try to live with "Mr. I'm Evolving."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.67,0:02:21.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's out while she's home getting\Nthe mastodon smell out of the carpet.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.14,0:02:25.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Marsha, see, these are cave people.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.25,0:02:28.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, they have issues like:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.92,0:02:32.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Gee, that glacier's\Ngetting kind of close."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.48,0:02:35.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Speaking of issues,\Nisn't that your ex-wife?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.02,0:02:37.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No.\N- Yes, it is. Carol, hi!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.12,0:02:42.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Yes, it is.\NI'll catch up with you in the Ice Age.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.43,0:02:44.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Can I stay?\N- No.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.81,0:03:00.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hi.\N- Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.29,0:03:11.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Is this a bad time?\N- No, it's..
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.26,0:03:13.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Stone Age.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.70,0:03:19.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look great. I hate that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.40,0:03:23.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry. Thanks. You look good too.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.00,0:03:26.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you know,\Nin here, anyone who..
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.41,0:03:29.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stands erect..
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.08,0:03:35.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What's new? Still a\N- A lesbian?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.88,0:03:41.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You never know. How's the family?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.06,0:03:47.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Marty's still totally paranoid.\N- Carol, why are you here?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.86,0:03:51.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm pregnant.\N- Pregnant.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.24,0:04:02.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She didn't leave\Nin such a hurry after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.91,0:04:07.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the Three's Company episode\Nwith a misunderstanding.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.45,0:04:13.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then I've already seen this one.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.42,0:04:16.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you through with that?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.39,0:04:19.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, the swallowing slowed me down.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.46,0:04:22.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whose ball of paper is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.50,0:04:26.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mine. I wrote a note to myself,\Nthen I didn't need it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.60,0:04:29.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I balled it up\Nand now I wish I was dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.17,0:04:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She already fluffed that pillow.\NYou already fluffed It's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.68,0:04:40.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just don't wanna give them\Nany more ammunition.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.55,0:04:44.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Parents can be cruel about\Nthe flatness of a child's pillow.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.42,0:04:49.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Relax, you do this every time.\NThe place looks great.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.96,0:04:53.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got a lasagna here\Nthat looks good enough..
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.66,0:04:55.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to avoid touching.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.66,0:04:59.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Monica? Hi!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.87,0:05:04.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Monica, you're scaring me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.67,0:05:09.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, you're all chaotic\Nand twirly, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.51,0:05:10.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not in a good way.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.54,0:05:18.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Calm down. You don't see Ross\Ngetting twirly every time they come.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.62,0:05:22.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's because my parents think\NRoss can do no wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.56,0:05:24.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see, he's "The Prince."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.66,0:05:28.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They had some big ceremony\Nbefore I was born.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.76,0:05:34.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What?\N- Ugly Naked Guy got a ThighMaster.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.47,0:05:42.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Has anybody seen my engagement ring?\N- It's beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.81,0:05:51.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.25,0:05:53.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, don't touch that.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.46,0:05:59.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like I wasn't dreading tomorrow\Nenough, having to give it back.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.06,0:06:05.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hi, Barry, remember me? I'm the girl\Nthat stomped on your heart."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.43,0:06:08.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I must return the ring\Nwithout the ring..
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.87,0:06:11.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which makes it so much harder.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.60,0:06:14.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Easy, we'll find it. Won't we?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.78,0:06:18.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, it's gonna be okay.\NYou'll give it back..
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.01,0:06:23.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- and we'll eat ice cream.\N- Okay. It's a pear-shaped diamond
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.28,0:06:26.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Any diamond ring we find,\Nwe'll run it by you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.72,0:06:32.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- When did you have it last?\N- Doy, right before she lost it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.09,0:06:37.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't get\Na lot of "doy" these days.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.56,0:06:41.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know I had it this morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.14,0:06:45.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know I had it when I was\Nin the kitchen with
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.57,0:06:46.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dinah?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.84,0:06:53.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, don't be mad.\N- You didn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.51,0:06:57.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, I'm sorry.\N- I gave you one job!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.12,0:07:01.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But look how straight\Nthose noodles are.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.59,0:07:07.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not how you look\Nfor an engagement ring in a lasagna.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.60,0:07:11.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just can't do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.43,0:07:15.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boys? We're going in.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.44,0:07:25.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.35,0:07:30.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That is not a happy "hi."\N- Carol's pregnant.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.95,0:07:32.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I found it!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.69,0:07:37.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.22,0:07:39.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.49,0:07:45.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do that for two hours, you might\Nbe where I am about now.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.10,0:07:49.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That puts that whole\Npillow thing in perspective.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.64,0:07:54.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you fit into this whole thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.41,0:07:57.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Carol and Susan want me\Nto be involved.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.24,0:08:01.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But if I'm not comfortable with it,\NI don't have to be involved.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.15,0:08:06.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's totally up to me.\N- She is so great. I miss her.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.59,0:08:15.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What does she mean by "involved"?\N- Your job is done.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.06,0:08:19.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the most enjoyable.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.73,0:08:23.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Phoebe, say something.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.87,0:08:27.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They want me to go down\Nto this sonogram thing..
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.41,0:08:29.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with them tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.24,0:08:31.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember when life was simpler..
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.58,0:08:34.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she was just a lesbian?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.18,0:08:37.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those were the days.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.08,0:08:41.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What are you gonna do?\N- I have no idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.89,0:08:45.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No matter what I do,\NI'm still gonna be a father.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.60,0:08:57.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is still ruined, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.74,0:09:07.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Martha Lugwin's daughter\Nis gonna call you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.95,0:09:13.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What's that curry taste?\N- Curry.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.89,0:09:20.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think they're great. I really do.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.23,0:09:24.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The big Lugwin had a thing for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.50,0:09:27.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- They all had a thing for him.\N- Oh, Mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.27,0:09:30.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why is this girl going to call me?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.70,0:09:36.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She just graduated, and she wants\Nto be something in cooking or food..
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.81,0:09:39.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told her you have a restaurant
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.41,0:09:44.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I don't have, I work in a restaurant.\N- They don't have to know that.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.02,0:09:51.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ross, help me with the spaghetti.\N- Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.82,0:09:55.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, we're having spaghetti.\NThat's easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.70,0:09:58.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were going to have lasagna.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.83,0:10:01.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I love lasagna.\N- We're not having it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.77,0:10:05.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then why bring it up? He latches on.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.01,0:10:10.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This will sound unbelievably selfish..
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.01,0:10:14.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but did you plan to bring\Nup the baby/lesbian thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.98,0:10:17.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It might take the heat off of me.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.62,0:10:24.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That Rachel.\NWe saw her parents at the club.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.52,0:10:26.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They were not playing well.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.83,0:10:29.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I won't say what they spent..
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.30,0:10:31.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but $40,000 is a lot for a wedding.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.73,0:10:38.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At least she had the chance\Nto leave a man at the altar.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.57,0:10:44.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What's that supposed to mean?\N- Nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.91,0:10:47.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's an expression.\N- No, it's not.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.11,0:10:51.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't listen to her.\NYou've always been independent.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.72,0:10:54.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even when you were a chubby kid..
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.25,0:10:57.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you had no friends,\Nyou were just fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.89,0:11:02.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'd read alone in your room.\NYour puzzles..
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.76,0:11:09.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People like Ross need\Nto shoot for the stars.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.84,0:11:12.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With his museum\Nand his published papers.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.90,0:11:16.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Others are satisfied with\Nstaying where they are.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.51,0:11:18.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These people never get cancer.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.08,0:11:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're happy with what\Nthey have, content..
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.35,0:11:25.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like cows.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.22,0:11:28.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cows, Dad?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.19,0:11:31.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She knows how much I love cows.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.46,0:11:38.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I read about women trying\Nto have it all, and I thank God..
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.83,0:11:41.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our "Harmonica"\Ndoesn't have that problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.37,0:11:47.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm telling you, you'll be fine.\N- Thank you, Daddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.97,0:11:52.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, so this does work.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.21,0:11:57.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, Ross, what's going on with you?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.95,0:12:03.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Any stories? No news, no little\Nanecdotes to share with the folks?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.29,0:12:10.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, I realize you guys\Nhave been wondering..
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.93,0:12:13.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what exactly happened\Nbetween Carol and me.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.20,0:12:16.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And so, well, here's the deal.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.00,0:12:20.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Carol's a lesbian.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.64,0:12:24.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She lives with a woman named Susan.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.85,0:12:29.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's pregnant with my child.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.55,0:12:33.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She and Susan are\Ngoing to raise the baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.66,0:12:39.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you knew about this?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.37,0:12:49.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Folks are really that bad?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.20,0:12:52.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you know, these people are pros.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.01,0:12:56.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They know what they do.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.71,0:13:00.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They take their time.\NThey get the job done.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.35,0:13:05.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They say that you can't change\Nyour parents.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.75,0:13:08.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boy, if you could, I'd want yours.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.69,0:13:11.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Must pee.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.39,0:13:15.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's worse when you're twins.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.49,0:13:17.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You're a twin?\N- We don't speak.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.70,0:13:20.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's this high-powered,\Ndriven, career-type.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.90,0:13:23.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What does she do?\N- She's a waitress.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.07,0:13:27.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Identical?\N- People say we look alike.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.84,0:13:29.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I don't see it.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.28,0:13:33.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys, I kind of\Ngotta clean up now.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.55,0:13:36.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chandler, as an only child,\Nyou don't have this.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.65,0:13:39.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, although I did have\Nan imaginary friend..
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.25,0:13:42.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who my parents preferred.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.29,0:13:46.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hit the lights, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.60,0:13:55.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How long was I in there?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.47,0:14:00.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm just cleaning up.\N- Oh, you need any help?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.81,0:14:04.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, sure. Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.05,0:14:11.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway..
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.18,0:14:15.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you nervous\Nabout Barry tomorrow?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.89,0:14:17.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A little.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.09,0:14:20.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.69,0:14:24.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, got any advice?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.43,0:14:27.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, as someone\Nwho's recently been dumped.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.77,0:14:32.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You may wanna steer clear\Nof the word "dumped."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.67,0:14:37.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chances are he's gonna be\Nthis broken shell of a man.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.11,0:14:43.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should try not to look\Ntoo terrific. I know it'll be hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.62,0:14:49.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or I'll go down there,\Nand I'll give Barry back his ring.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.22,0:14:54.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you can go with Carol\Nand Susan to the ob-gyn.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.73,0:14:59.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've got Carol tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.06,0:15:03.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- When did it get so complicated?\N- Got me.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.47,0:15:07.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Remember being in high school?\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.31,0:15:09.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't you think you'd meet someone..
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.08,0:15:12.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fall in love, and that'd be it?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.52,0:15:19.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ross?\N- Yes. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.35,0:15:26.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, I never thought I'd be here.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.70,0:15:34.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me neither.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.58,0:15:53.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry I'm late. I got stuck at work.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.12,0:15:57.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There was this big\Ndinosaur thing. Anyway..
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.39,0:15:59.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.66,0:16:03.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You remember Susan.\N- How could I forget?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.26,0:16:07.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, Susan.\NGood shake, good shake.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.97,0:16:12.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, we're just waiting for?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.97,0:16:15.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Dr. Oberman.\N- And is he?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.51,0:16:17.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- She.\N- Of course, "she."
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.18,0:16:23.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is she familiar with our\Nspecial situation?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.45,0:16:27.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes, and she's very supportive.\N- Okay, that's great.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.09,0:16:30.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.72,0:16:33.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.24,0:16:54.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That opens my cervix.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.72,0:17:03.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Barry?\N- Come on in.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.59,0:17:06.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Are you sure?\N- It's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.79,0:17:08.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Robbie's gonna be here for hours.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.70,0:17:14.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, how are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.60,0:17:16.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm..
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.90,0:17:19.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.61,0:17:23.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You look great.\N- Yeah, well.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.98,0:17:26.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dr. Farber, Jason Greenspan's gagging.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.68,0:17:29.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be right there. Be back in a second.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.79,0:17:36.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dumped him.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.84,0:17:58.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, how's this all gonna work?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.24,0:18:01.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The baby grows\Nin a special place inside
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.28,0:18:02.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.55,0:18:06.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, how's this gonna work,\Nyou know, with us?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.05,0:18:10.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When important decisions\Nhave to be made?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.39,0:18:13.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Give me a "for instance."\N- Well, I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.89,0:18:17.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- How about with the baby's name?\N- Marlon.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.53,0:18:20.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If it's a boy. Minnie, if it's a girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.23,0:18:23.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As in "Mouse"?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.37,0:18:26.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As in my grandmother.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.57,0:18:30.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Still, you say "Minnie,"\Nyou hear "Mouse."
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.71,0:18:34.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How about..?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.91,0:18:36.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How about Julia?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.18,0:18:39.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Julia.\N- We agreed on Minnie.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.95,0:18:42.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We agreed we'd spend\Nour lives together.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.86,0:18:45.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Things change.\NRoll with the punches.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.26,0:18:48.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I believe Julia's on the table?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.20,0:18:52.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.77,0:18:58.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what have you been up to?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.54,0:19:00.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, not much.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.61,0:19:04.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I got a job.\N- That's great.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.44,0:19:06.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you so tan?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.95,0:19:11.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went to Aruba.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.12,0:19:14.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no. You went\Non our honeymoon alone?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.15,0:19:16.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.72,0:19:21.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went with..
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.90,0:19:24.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Now, this may hurt.\N- Me?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.83,0:19:25.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.87,0:19:29.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went with Mindy.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.70,0:19:31.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mindy?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.90,0:19:34.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My maid of honor, Mindy?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.77,0:19:37.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, we're kind of a thing now.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.15,0:19:43.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got plugs!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.18,0:19:47.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Careful. They haven't quite taken yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.45,0:19:49.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you got lenses.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.09,0:19:53.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You hate sticking your finger\Nin your eye.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.22,0:19:54.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not for her.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.56,0:20:01.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, I really wanted to thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.70,0:20:03.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.00,0:20:08.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A month ago, I wanted to hurt you\Nmore than I've ever wanted to.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.04,0:20:11.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm an orthodontist.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.94,0:20:16.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, you were right.\NI thought we were happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.72,0:20:18.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We weren't happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.35,0:20:21.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But with Mindy..
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.05,0:20:23.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now I'm happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.12,0:20:26.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Spit.\N- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.59,0:20:28.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.56,0:20:31.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway..
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.20,0:20:38.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess this belongs to you.\NOr maybe some day Mindy.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.47,0:20:40.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like she'd settle for that.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.04,0:20:47.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that's true.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.48,0:20:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I think it's a nice ring..
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.38,0:20:55.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and thank you for giving it to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.05,0:20:58.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you for giving it back.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.76,0:21:02.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.83,0:21:09.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Please, what's wrong with Helen?\N- Helen Geller?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.60,0:21:14.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I don't think so.\N- It's not gonna be Helen Geller.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.31,0:21:17.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Thank you.\N- No, I mean, it's not Geller.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.44,0:21:19.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It'll be Helen Willick?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.44,0:21:25.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, actually, we talked about\NHelen Willick Bunch.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.95,0:21:29.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a minute.\NWhy is she in the title?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.89,0:21:31.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's my baby too.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.46,0:21:34.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really? I don't remember\Nyou making any sperm.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.40,0:21:40.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we all know what\Na challenge that is.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.80,0:21:44.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You two, stop it.\N- She gets a credit. I'm in there too.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.80,0:21:50.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Helen Willick Bunch Geller?\NI think that borders on child abuse.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.78,0:21:54.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course not.\NI'm suggesting Geller Willick Bunch.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.81,0:21:59.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See what he does? He knows no one's\Ngonna say all those names.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.45,0:22:01.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They'll call her Geller.\NHe gets his way.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.19,0:22:04.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My way? You think this is my way?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.56,0:22:08.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of all the ways I ever imagined\Nthis moment being..
Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.43,0:22:12.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is not my You know what?\NThis is too hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.26,0:22:14.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knock, knock. How are we? Any nausea?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.17,0:22:17.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- A little.\N- Just a little.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.80,0:22:23.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was wondering about the\Nmother-to-be, but thanks for sharing.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.91,0:22:27.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Lie back.\N- You know what? I'm gonna go.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:27.58,0:22:31.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think I can be involved\Nin this family thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.79,0:22:45.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, my God!\N- Look at that.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.73,0:22:47.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.61,0:22:59.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, isn't that amazing?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.28,0:23:05.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are we supposed to be\Nseeing here?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:06.78,0:23:11.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know, but I think it's about\Nto attack the Enterprise.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.73,0:23:17.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you tilt your head\Nand relax your eyes..
Dialogue: 0,0:23:17.86,0:23:20.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it kind of looks\Nlike an old potato.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:21.40,0:23:23.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then don't do that, all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.74,0:23:28.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Monica, what do you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.54,0:23:33.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Are you welling up?\N- No.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.91,0:23:37.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You are. You're welling up.\N- I'm not.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.42,0:23:39.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You're gonna be an aunt.\N- Oh, shut up.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:41.49,0:23:45.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, Mindy. Hi, it's Rachel.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:45.56,0:23:49.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I'm fine. I saw Barry today.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:49.53,0:23:54.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, he told me. No, it's okay.\NReally, it's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:54.47,0:23:57.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope you two are very happy.\NI really do.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:58.30,0:24:01.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, Min, you know,\Nif everything works out..
Dialogue: 0,0:24:02.14,0:24:05.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you guys get married\Nand have kids..
Dialogue: 0,0:24:06.18,0:24:09.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope they have his hairline\Nand your nose!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:14.35,0:24:18.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was a cheap shot,\Nbut I feel so much better now!
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