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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You're going to be an aunt.\N-Oh, shut up!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .I hope they have his old\Nhairline and your old nose!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .and you guys end up getting\Nmarried and having kids. . .
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, Min, you know,\Nif everything works out. . .
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He told me. No, it's okay.\NReally, it's okay.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, Mindy!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, it's Rachel.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope you two are very happy.\NI really do.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know it was a cheap shot,\Nbut I feel so much better now!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I'm fine.\NI saw Barry today.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.00,0:00:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys don't understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.10,0:00:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For us, kissing is as\Nimportant as any part of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.87,0:00:03.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, right!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.50,0:00:06.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You serious?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.74,0:00:08.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.88,0:00:12.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All you need to know\Nis in the first kiss.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.08,0:00:14.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Absolutely.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.31,0:00:17.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For us, kissing's an opening act. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.95,0:00:20.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .like the comedian\Nyou have to sit through. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.72,0:00:23.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .before Pink Floyd comes out.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.06,0:00:26.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it's not that\Nwe don't like the comedian.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.36,0:00:32.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just that that's not. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.83,0:00:37.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .why we bought the ticket.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.74,0:00:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The problem is, after the concert,\Nno matter how great the show was. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.24,0:00:47.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .you girls are always looking\Nfor the comedian again.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.01,0:00:52.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're in the car, fighting traffic. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.89,0:00:57.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .just trying to stay awake.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.02,0:01:02.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, word of advice:\NBring back the comedian.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.43,0:01:09.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or next time you'll find yourself\Nlistening to that album alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.20,0:01:13.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are we still talking about sex?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.42,0:02:03.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The One With the Sonogram at the End
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.56,0:02:07.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,English Subtitles by\NGELULA & CO., INC.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.39,0:02:08.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it's good.\NIt is good.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.60,0:02:11.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just that doesn't she seem\Na little angry?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.86,0:02:14.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, she has issues.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.67,0:02:21.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does she?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.14,0:02:25.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's out banging other women\Nwith a club. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.25,0:02:28.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .while she's home getting\Nthe mastodon smell out of the carpet.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.92,0:02:32.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Marsha, see, these are cave people.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.48,0:02:35.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, they have issues like:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.02,0:02:37.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,''Gee, that glacier's\Ngetting kind of close! '' See?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.12,0:02:42.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Speaking of issues,\Nisn't that your ex-wife?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.43,0:02:44.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, it is. Carol, hi!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.81,0:03:00.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Yes, it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.29,0:03:11.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll catch up with you\Nin the Ice Age.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.26,0:03:13.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.70,0:03:19.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So. . . .
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.40,0:03:23.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look great.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.00,0:03:26.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hate that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.41,0:03:29.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.08,0:03:35.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks. You look good too.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.88,0:03:41.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you know,\Nin here, anyone who. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.06,0:03:47.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .stands erect. . . .
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.86,0:03:51.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what's new?\NStill a--
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.24,0:04:02.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A lesbian?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.91,0:04:07.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You never know.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.45,0:04:13.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How's the family?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.42,0:04:16.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Marty's still totally paranoid.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.39,0:04:19.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Carol, why are you here?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.46,0:04:22.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm pregnant.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.50,0:04:26.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pregnant!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.60,0:04:29.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She didn 't leave\Nin such a hurry after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.17,0:04:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the Three's Company episode\Nwhere's there's a misunderstanding.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.68,0:04:40.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then I've already seen this one.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.55,0:04:44.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you through with that?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.42,0:04:49.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, the swallowing\Nslowed me down.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.96,0:04:53.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whose ball of paper is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.66,0:04:55.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's mine. I wrote a note to\Nmyself, then I didn't need it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.66,0:04:59.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I balled it up\Nand now I wish I was dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.87,0:05:04.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She already fluffed that pillow.\NYou already fluffed-- It's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.67,0:05:09.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want to give them\Nany more ammunition than they have.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.51,0:05:10.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We know how cruel parents can be. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.54,0:05:18.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .about the flatness\Nof a child's pillow.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.62,0:05:22.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Monica? Hi!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.56,0:05:24.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Monica, you're scaring me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.66,0:05:28.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, you're all chaotic\Nand twirly, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.76,0:05:34.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not in a good way.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.47,0:05:42.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, calm down.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.81,0:05:51.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't see Ross getting chaotic\Nand twirly every time they come.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.25,0:05:53.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's because my parents think\NRoss can do no wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.46,0:05:59.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see, he's ''The Prince. ''
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.06,0:06:05.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Apparently they had some big ceremony\Nbefore I was born.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.43,0:06:08.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What?\N-Ugly Naked Guy got a ThighMaster.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.87,0:06:11.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Has anybody seen my engagement ring?\N-Yeah, it's beautiful!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.60,0:06:14.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, God! Oh, God!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.78,0:06:18.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, don't touch that.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.01,0:06:23.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough\Nhaving to return it to him.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.28,0:06:26.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,''Barry, remember me?\NI'm the girl. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.72,0:06:32.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .that stomped on your heart\Nin front of your family''
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.09,0:06:37.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I must return the ring,\Nwithout the ring. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.56,0:06:41.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .which makes it so much harder.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.14,0:06:45.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Easy, we'll find it.\NWon't we?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.57,0:06:46.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, look.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.84,0:06:53.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When did you have it last?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.51,0:06:57.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doy! Probably\Nright before she lost it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.12,0:07:01.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't get\Na lot of ''doy'' these days.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.59,0:07:07.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know I had it this morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.60,0:07:11.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know I had it when I was\Nin the kitchen with. . . .
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.43,0:07:15.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dinah?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.44,0:07:25.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, don't be mad.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.35,0:07:30.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You didn't!\N-Oh, I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.95,0:07:32.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gave you one job!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.69,0:07:37.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But look how straight\Nthose noodles are.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.22,0:07:39.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not how you look\Nfor an engagement ring in a lasagna.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.49,0:07:45.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just can't do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.10,0:07:49.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boys?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.64,0:07:54.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're going in!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.41,0:07:57.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.24,0:08:01.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is not a happy ''hi. ''
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.15,0:08:06.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Carol's pregnant.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.59,0:08:15.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I found it!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.06,0:08:19.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.73,0:08:23.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do that for two hours. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.87,0:08:27.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .you might be where I am\Nright about now.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.41,0:08:29.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That puts that whole\Npillow thing in perspective.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.24,0:08:31.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you fit\Ninto this whole thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.58,0:08:34.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Carol says she and Susan\Nwant me to be involved.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.18,0:08:37.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But if I'm not comfortable with it,\NI don't have to be involved.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.08,0:08:41.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Basically, it's totally up to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.89,0:08:45.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She is so great.\NI miss her.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.60,0:08:57.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What does she mean by ''involved''?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.74,0:09:07.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Presumably, the biggest\Npart of your job is done.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.95,0:09:13.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, they want me\Nto go down to this. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.89,0:09:20.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .sonogram thing\Nwith them tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.23,0:09:24.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What'll you do?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.50,0:09:27.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.27,0:09:30.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No matter what I do, though,\NI'm still gonna be a father.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.70,0:09:36.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is still ruined, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.81,0:09:39.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Martha Lugwin's daughter\Nis going to call you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.41,0:09:44.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's that curry taste?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.02,0:09:51.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Curry.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.82,0:09:55.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think they're great.\NI really do.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.70,0:09:58.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember the Lugwins?\NThe big one had a thing for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.83,0:10:01.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They all had a thing for him!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.77,0:10:05.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Mom!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.01,0:10:10.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why is this girl going to call me?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.01,0:10:14.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She just graduated, and she wants\Nto be something in cooking, food. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.98,0:10:17.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .or I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.62,0:10:24.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told her you had a restaurant.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.52,0:10:26.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have a restaurant.\NI work in a restaurant.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.83,0:10:29.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They don't have to know that.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.30,0:10:31.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ross, help me with the spaghetti.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.73,0:10:38.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, we're having spaghetti.\NThat's. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.57,0:10:44.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.91,0:10:47.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This'll sound unbelievably selfish\Non my part. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.11,0:10:51.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .but did you plan on bringing\Nup the baby/lesbian thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.72,0:10:54.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It'd take the heat off of me.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.25,0:10:57.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What Rachel did to her life!\NWe ran into her parents at the club.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.89,0:11:02.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They were not playing very well.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.76,0:11:09.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I won't say what they\Nspent on that wedding. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.84,0:11:12.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .but $40,000 is a lot of money.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.90,0:11:16.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At least she had the chance\Nto leave a man at the altar.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.51,0:11:18.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's that supposed to mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.08,0:11:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.35,0:11:25.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's an expression.\N-No, it's not.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.22,0:11:28.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't listen to her!\NYou've always been independent.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.19,0:11:31.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even when you were a kid,\Nand you were chubby. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.46,0:11:38.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .and you had no friends,\Nyou were just fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.83,0:11:41.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'd read alone in your room.\NAnd your puzzles. . . .
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.37,0:11:47.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are people, like Ross,\Nwho need to shoot for the stars.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.97,0:11:52.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With his museum and\Nhis papers getting published.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.21,0:11:57.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Others are satisfied as they are.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.95,0:12:03.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm telling you, these are\Nthe people who never get cancer.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.29,0:12:10.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I read about women trying\Nto have it all, and I thank God. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.93,0:12:13.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .our little Harmonica\Ndoesn't have that problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.20,0:12:16.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, Ross, what's going on with you?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.00,0:12:20.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Any stories? No news, no little\Nanecdotes to share with the folks?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.64,0:12:24.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, I realize you guys\Nhave been wondering. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.85,0:12:29.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .what exactly happened\Nbetween Carol and me.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.55,0:12:33.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So here's the deal.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.66,0:12:39.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Carol's a lesbian.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.37,0:12:49.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's living with a woman named Susan.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.20,0:12:52.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's pregnant with my child.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.01,0:12:56.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And she and Susan are\Ngoing to raise the baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.71,0:13:00.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you knew about this?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.35,0:13:05.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your folks are really that bad?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.75,0:13:08.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you know, these people are pros.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.69,0:13:11.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They know what they do.\NThey take their time.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.39,0:13:15.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They get the job done!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.49,0:13:17.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boy, I know they say that\Nyou can't change your parents.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.70,0:13:20.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boy, if you could, I'd want yours.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.90,0:13:23.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Must pee!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.07,0:13:27.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's worse when you're twins.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.84,0:13:29.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You're a twin?\N-Yeah. We don't speak.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.28,0:13:33.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's this high-powered,\Ndriven, career-type.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.55,0:13:36.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What does she do?\N-She's a waitress.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.65,0:13:39.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. You guys,\NI kind of gotta clean up now.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.25,0:13:42.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chandler, you're an only child.\NYou don't have any of this.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.29,0:13:46.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, although I did have\Nan imaginary friend. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.60,0:13:55.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .who my parents preferred.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.47,0:14:00.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hit the lights, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.81,0:14:04.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How long was I in there?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.05,0:14:11.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just cleaning up.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.18,0:14:15.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you need any help?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.89,0:14:17.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, sure. Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.09,0:14:20.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway. . . .
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.69,0:14:24.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you nervous\Nabout Barry tomorrow?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.43,0:14:27.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A little.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.77,0:14:32.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.67,0:14:37.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, got any advice?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.11,0:14:43.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, as someone\Nwho's recently been dumped.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.62,0:14:49.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you may want to steer clear\Nof the word ''dumped. ''
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.22,0:14:54.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chances are he's going to be this\Nbroken shell of a man. You know?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.73,0:14:59.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should try not to look too terrific.\NI know it'll be hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.06,0:15:03.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I'll go down there,\Nand I'll give Barry back his ring.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.47,0:15:07.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you can go with Carol\Nand Susan to the OB-G YN.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.31,0:15:09.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've got Carol tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.08,0:15:12.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When did it get so complicated?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.52,0:15:19.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Got me.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.35,0:15:26.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember when we were\Nin high school together?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.70,0:15:34.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't you think you'd meet someone. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.58,0:15:53.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .fall in love, and that'd be it?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.12,0:15:57.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man! I never thought I'd be here.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.39,0:15:59.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me neither.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.66,0:16:03.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry I'm late.\NI got stuck at work.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.26,0:16:07.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There was this big\Ndinosaur thing. Anyway. . . .
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.97,0:16:12.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.97,0:16:15.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You remember Susan.\N-How could I forget?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.51,0:16:17.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, Susan.\NGood shake, good shake.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.18,0:16:23.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we're just waiting for. . .?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.45,0:16:27.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Dr. Oberman.\N-And is he--?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.09,0:16:30.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-She.\N-Of course, ''she. ''
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.72,0:16:33.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is she familiar with our\Nspecial situation?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.24,0:16:54.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, and she's very supportive.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.72,0:17:03.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great! Okay, that's great!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.59,0:17:06.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm. . . .
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.79,0:17:08.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.70,0:17:14.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That opens my cervix.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.60,0:17:16.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Barry?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.90,0:17:19.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on in.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.61,0:17:23.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you sure?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.98,0:17:26.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's fine, it's fine.\NRobbie's gonna be here for hours.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.68,0:17:29.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So how are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.79,0:17:36.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm. . . .
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.84,0:17:58.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.24,0:18:01.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look great.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.28,0:18:02.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dr. Farber, Jason\NGreenspan 's gagging.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.55,0:18:06.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be right there.\NI'll be back in a second.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.05,0:18:10.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dumped him.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.39,0:18:13.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So how's this going to work. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.89,0:18:17.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .you know, with us?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.53,0:18:20.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, when important\Ndecisions have to be made?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.23,0:18:23.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give me a ''for instance. ''
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.37,0:18:26.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.57,0:18:30.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-How about with the baby's name?\N-Marlon. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.71,0:18:34.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .if it's a boy.\NMinnie, if it's a girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.91,0:18:36.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As in ''Mouse''?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.18,0:18:39.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As in my grandmother.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.95,0:18:42.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Still, you say ''Minnie,''\Nyou hear ''Mouse. ''
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.86,0:18:45.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How about. . . .
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.26,0:18:48.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How about ''Julia''?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.20,0:18:52.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Julia.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.77,0:18:58.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We agreed on Minnie.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.54,0:19:00.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We agreed we'd spend\Nour lives together.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.61,0:19:04.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Things change.\NRoll with the punches.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.44,0:19:06.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I believe Julia's on the table.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.95,0:19:11.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.12,0:19:14.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what have you been up to?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.15,0:19:16.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not much.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.72,0:19:21.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got a job.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.90,0:19:24.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's great!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.83,0:19:25.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you so tan?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.87,0:19:29.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went to Aruba.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.70,0:19:31.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no!\NYou went on our honeymoon alone?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.90,0:19:34.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.77,0:19:37.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, I went with. . . .
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.15,0:19:43.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Now, this may hurt.\N-Me?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.18,0:19:47.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went with Mindy.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.45,0:19:49.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mindy?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.09,0:19:53.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My maid of honor?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.22,0:19:54.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're kind of a thing now.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.56,0:20:01.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got plugs!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.70,0:20:03.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Careful, careful. They\Nhaven't quite taken yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.00,0:20:08.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you got lenses.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.04,0:20:11.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you hate sticking\Nyour finger in your eye.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.94,0:20:16.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not for her.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.72,0:20:18.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, I really\Nwanted to thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.35,0:20:21.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A month ago,\NI wanted to hurt you. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.05,0:20:23.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .more than I've ever\Nwanted to hurt anyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.12,0:20:26.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm an orthodontist.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.59,0:20:28.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, you were right.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.56,0:20:31.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought we were happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.20,0:20:38.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We weren't.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.47,0:20:40.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But with Mindy. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.04,0:20:47.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .now I'm happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.48,0:20:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Spit.\N-What?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.38,0:20:55.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.05,0:20:58.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway. . . .
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.76,0:21:02.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess this belongs to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.83,0:21:09.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And thank you for giving it to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.60,0:21:14.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, thank you for giving it back.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.31,0:21:17.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.44,0:21:19.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, please!\NWhat's wrong with Helen?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.44,0:21:25.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Helen Geller?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.95,0:21:29.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,l don't think so!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.89,0:21:31.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not gonna be Helen Geller.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.46,0:21:34.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.40,0:21:40.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. I mean, it's not Geller.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.80,0:21:44.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It'll be Helen Willick?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.80,0:21:50.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, we talked about\NHelen Willick Bunch.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.78,0:21:54.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, wait a minute.\NWhy is she in the title?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.81,0:21:59.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's my baby too.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.45,0:22:01.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really? I don't remember\Nyou making any sperm.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.19,0:22:04.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we all know what\Na challenge that is.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.56,0:22:08.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You two, stop it!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.43,0:22:12.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She gets a credit!\NI'm in there too!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.26,0:22:14.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not Helen Willick Bunch Geller.\NI think that borders on child abuse.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.17,0:22:17.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course not!\NI'm suggesting Geller Willick Bunch.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.80,0:22:23.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He knows no one will\Nsay all those names.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.91,0:22:27.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They'll end up calling her Geller.\NThen he gets his way.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:27.58,0:22:31.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My way?\NYou think this is my way?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.79,0:22:45.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of all the ways I ever imagined\Nthis moment in my life being. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.73,0:22:47.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .this is not my way. You know what?\NThis is too hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.61,0:22:59.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knock, knock!\NHow are we today? Any nausea?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.28,0:23:05.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-A little.\N-Just a little.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:06.78,0:23:11.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was just wondering about the\Nmother-to-be, but thanks for sharing.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.73,0:23:17.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lie back.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:17.86,0:23:20.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what? I'm gonna go.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:21.40,0:23:23.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think I can be involved\Nin this particular family thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.74,0:23:28.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.54,0:23:33.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at that!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.91,0:23:37.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.42,0:23:39.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, isn't that amazing?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:41.49,0:23:45.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are we supposed to see?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:45.56,0:23:49.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know, but I think it's about\Nto attack the Enterprise.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:49.53,0:23:54.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you tilt your head\Nto the left and relax your eyes. . .
Dialogue: 0,0:23:54.47,0:23:57.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,. . .it kind of looks\Nlike an old potato.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:58.30,0:24:01.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then don't do that, all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:02.14,0:24:05.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:06.18,0:24:09.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you welling up?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:14.35,0:24:18.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:19.38,0:24:29.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You are. You're welling up.\N-I'm not.