1 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 -You're going to be an aunt. -Oh, shut up! 2 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 . . .I hope they have his old hairline and your old nose! 3 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 . . .and you guys end up getting married and having kids. . . 4 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And, Min, you know, if everything works out. . . 5 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 He told me. No, it's okay. Really, it's okay. 6 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hi, Mindy! 7 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hi, it's Rachel. 8 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I hope you two are very happy. I really do. 9 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now! 10 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yeah, I'm fine. I saw Barry today. 11 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 You guys don't understand. 12 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:01,800 For us, kissing is as important as any part of it. 13 00:00:01,868 --> 00:00:03,301 Yeah, right! 14 00:00:03,503 --> 00:00:06,529 You serious? 15 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:08,207 Oh, yeah! 16 00:00:10,877 --> 00:00:12,071 All you need to know is in the first kiss. 17 00:00:13,079 --> 00:00:14,068 Absolutely. 18 00:00:14,314 --> 00:00:17,750 For us, kissing's an opening act. . . 19 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:20,511 . . .like the comedian you have to sit through. . . 20 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:23,848 . . .before Pink Floyd comes out. 21 00:00:24,057 --> 00:00:26,082 And it's not that we don't like the comedian. 22 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:32,593 It's just that that's not. . . 23 00:00:32,832 --> 00:00:37,963 . . .why we bought the ticket. 24 00:00:39,739 --> 00:00:44,005 The problem is, after the concert, no matter how great the show was. . . 25 00:00:44,244 --> 00:00:47,736 . . .you girls are always looking for the comedian again. 26 00:00:48,014 --> 00:00:52,883 We're in the car, fighting traffic. . . 27 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:57,789 . . .just trying to stay awake. 28 00:00:58,024 --> 00:01:02,723 Well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. 29 00:01:07,434 --> 00:01:09,868 Or next time you'll find yourself listening to that album alone. 30 00:01:11,204 --> 00:01:13,297 Are we still talking about sex? 31 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:03,355 The One With the Sonogram at the End 32 00:02:03,556 --> 00:02:07,185 English Subtitles by GELULA & CO., INC. 33 00:02:07,393 --> 00:02:08,724 No, it's good. It is good. 34 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:11,655 It's just that doesn't she seem a little angry? 35 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:14,390 Well, she has issues. 36 00:02:15,668 --> 00:02:21,664 Does she? 37 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:25,236 He's out banging other women with a club. . . 38 00:02:26,246 --> 00:02:28,441 . . .while she's home getting the mastodon smell out of the carpet. 39 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:32,282 Marsha, see, these are cave people. 40 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:35,818 Okay, they have issues like: 41 00:02:36,022 --> 00:02:37,853 ''Gee, that glacier's getting kind of close! '' See? 42 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:42,220 Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife? 43 00:02:42,428 --> 00:02:44,157 Yes, it is. Carol, hi! 44 00:02:58,811 --> 00:03:00,506 Okay. Yes, it is. 45 00:03:08,288 --> 00:03:11,052 I'll catch up with you in the Ice Age. 46 00:03:11,257 --> 00:03:13,487 Hi. 47 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:19,495 So. . . . 48 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,801 You look great. 49 00:03:24,003 --> 00:03:26,631 I hate that. 50 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:29,739 Sorry. 51 00:03:33,079 --> 00:03:35,980 Thanks. You look good too. 52 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:41,615 Well, you know, in here, anyone who. . . 53 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:47,049 . . .stands erect. . . . 54 00:03:48,861 --> 00:03:51,591 So what's new? Still a-- 55 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:02,697 A lesbian? 56 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:07,608 You never know. 57 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:13,317 How's the family? 58 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:16,115 Marty's still totally paranoid. 59 00:04:16,389 --> 00:04:19,085 Carol, why are you here? 60 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:22,257 I'm pregnant. 61 00:04:22,495 --> 00:04:26,397 Pregnant! 62 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:29,625 She didn 't leave in such a hurry after all. 63 00:04:31,170 --> 00:04:36,198 This is the Three's Company episode where's there's a misunderstanding. 64 00:04:36,676 --> 00:04:40,339 Then I've already seen this one. 65 00:04:40,546 --> 00:04:44,676 Are you through with that? 66 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:49,752 Sorry, the swallowing slowed me down. 67 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:53,448 Whose ball of paper is this? 68 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:55,321 That's mine. I wrote a note to myself, then I didn't need it. 69 00:04:58,665 --> 00:04:59,927 So I balled it up and now I wish I was dead. 70 00:05:01,868 --> 00:05:04,336 She already fluffed that pillow. You already fluffed-- It's fine. 71 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:09,039 I don't want to give them any more ammunition than they have. 72 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:10,669 We know how cruel parents can be. . . 73 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:18,381 . . .about the flatness of a child's pillow. 74 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:22,349 Monica? Hi! 75 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:24,420 Monica, you're scaring me. 76 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:28,149 I mean, you're all chaotic and twirly, you know? 77 00:05:31,764 --> 00:05:34,460 Not in a good way. 78 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:42,908 Yeah, calm down. 79 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:51,045 You don't see Ross getting chaotic and twirly every time they come. 80 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:53,047 That's because my parents think Ross can do no wrong. 81 00:05:55,455 --> 00:05:59,858 You see, he's ''The Prince. '' 82 00:06:00,059 --> 00:06:05,224 Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born. 83 00:06:05,431 --> 00:06:08,662 -What? -Ugly Naked Guy got a ThighMaster. 84 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:11,803 -Has anybody seen my engagement ring? -Yeah, it's beautiful! 85 00:06:12,605 --> 00:06:14,698 Oh, God! Oh, God! 86 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:18,801 No, don't touch that. 87 00:06:19,011 --> 00:06:23,072 Like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough having to return it to him. 88 00:06:23,282 --> 00:06:26,445 ''Barry, remember me? I'm the girl. . . 89 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:32,623 . . .that stomped on your heart in front of your family'' 90 00:06:35,094 --> 00:06:37,722 Now I must return the ring, without the ring. . . 91 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:41,931 . . .which makes it so much harder. 92 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:45,263 Easy, we'll find it. Won't we? 93 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:46,902 Okay, look. 94 00:06:49,842 --> 00:06:53,300 When did you have it last? 95 00:06:53,513 --> 00:06:57,779 Doy! Probably right before she lost it. 96 00:06:59,118 --> 00:07:01,780 You don't get a lot of ''doy'' these days. 97 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:07,184 I know I had it this morning. 98 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:11,062 I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with. . . . 99 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,993 Dinah? 100 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,433 Oh, don't be mad. 101 00:07:27,346 --> 00:07:30,747 -You didn't! -Oh, I'm sorry. 102 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:32,417 I gave you one job! 103 00:07:34,687 --> 00:07:37,850 But look how straight those noodles are. 104 00:07:38,224 --> 00:07:39,452 That's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagna. 105 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:45,123 I just can't do it. 106 00:07:46,098 --> 00:07:49,295 Boys? 107 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:54,105 We're going in! 108 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:57,035 Hi. 109 00:07:57,243 --> 00:08:01,907 That is not a happy ''hi. '' 110 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:06,482 Carol's pregnant. 111 00:08:11,591 --> 00:08:15,925 I found it! 112 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:19,793 Yeah. 113 00:08:21,734 --> 00:08:23,634 Do that for two hours. . . 114 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:27,203 . . .you might be where I am right about now. 115 00:08:27,406 --> 00:08:29,033 That puts that whole pillow thing in perspective. 116 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,369 How do you fit into this whole thing? 117 00:08:31,577 --> 00:08:34,011 Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved. 118 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,581 But if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved. 119 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:41,679 Basically, it's totally up to me. 120 00:08:41,888 --> 00:08:45,654 She is so great. I miss her. 121 00:08:55,601 --> 00:08:57,831 What does she mean by ''involved''? 122 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:07,144 Presumably, the biggest part of your job is done. 123 00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:13,578 Anyway, they want me to go down to this. . . 124 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:20,950 . . .sonogram thing with them tomorrow. 125 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:24,287 What'll you do? 126 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:27,989 I have no idea. 127 00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:30,497 No matter what I do, though, I'm still gonna be a father. 128 00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:36,573 This is still ruined, right? 129 00:09:36,809 --> 00:09:39,209 Martha Lugwin's daughter is going to call you. 130 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:44,042 What's that curry taste? 131 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:51,615 Curry. 132 00:09:51,824 --> 00:09:55,521 I think they're great. I really do. 133 00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:58,630 Remember the Lugwins? The big one had a thing for you. 134 00:09:58,831 --> 00:10:01,766 They all had a thing for him! 135 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:05,862 Oh, Mom! 136 00:10:08,007 --> 00:10:10,805 Why is this girl going to call me? 137 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:14,776 She just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, food. . . 138 00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:17,506 . . .or I don't know. 139 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:24,317 I told her you had a restaurant. 140 00:10:24,523 --> 00:10:26,616 I don't have a restaurant. I work in a restaurant. 141 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:29,021 They don't have to know that. 142 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,786 Ross, help me with the spaghetti. 143 00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:38,636 Oh, we're having spaghetti. That's. . . 144 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:44,543 . . .easy. 145 00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:47,902 This'll sound unbelievably selfish on my part. . . 146 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:51,413 . . .but did you plan on bringing up the baby/lesbian thing? 147 00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:54,049 It'd take the heat off of me. 148 00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:57,381 What Rachel did to her life! We ran into her parents at the club. 149 00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:02,088 They were not playing very well. 150 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:09,599 I won't say what they spent on that wedding. . . 151 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:12,668 . . .but $40,000 is a lot of money. 152 00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:16,306 At least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar. 153 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,943 What's that supposed to mean? 154 00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:23,139 Nothing. 155 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,374 -It's an expression. -No, it's not. 156 00:11:27,219 --> 00:11:28,652 Don't listen to her! You've always been independent. 157 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,952 Even when you were a kid, and you were chubby. . . 158 00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:38,556 . . .and you had no friends, you were just fine. 159 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:41,823 You'd read alone in your room. And your puzzles. . . . 160 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:47,999 There are people, like Ross, who need to shoot for the stars. 161 00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:52,205 With his museum and his papers getting published. 162 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:57,842 Others are satisfied as they are. 163 00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:03,820 I'm telling you, these are the people who never get cancer. 164 00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:10,694 I read about women trying to have it all, and I thank God. . . 165 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:13,990 . . .our little Harmonica doesn't have that problem. 166 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,964 So, Ross, what's going on with you? 167 00:12:19,004 --> 00:12:20,437 Any stories? No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks? 168 00:12:22,641 --> 00:12:24,939 Look, I realize you guys have been wondering. . . 169 00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:29,542 . . .what exactly happened between Carol and me. 170 00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:33,541 So here's the deal. 171 00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:39,214 Carol's a lesbian. 172 00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:49,027 She's living with a woman named Susan. 173 00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:52,796 She's pregnant with my child. 174 00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:56,497 And she and Susan are going to raise the baby. 175 00:12:56,709 --> 00:13:00,736 And you knew about this? 176 00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:05,476 Your folks are really that bad? 177 00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:08,879 Well, you know, these people are pros. 178 00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:11,678 They know what they do. They take their time. 179 00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:15,292 They get the job done! 180 00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:17,485 Boy, I know they say that you can't change your parents. 181 00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:20,688 Boy, if you could, I'd want yours. 182 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:23,733 Must pee! 183 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:27,630 It's worse when you're twins. 184 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,205 -You're a twin? -Yeah. We don't speak. 185 00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:33,336 She's this high-powered, driven, career-type. 186 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:36,447 -What does she do? -She's a waitress. 187 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,982 All right. You guys, I kind of gotta clean up now. 188 00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:42,049 Chandler, you're an only child. You don't have any of this. 189 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:46,417 No, although I did have an imaginary friend. . . 190 00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:55,396 . . .who my parents preferred. 191 00:13:56,468 --> 00:14:00,996 Hit the lights, please. 192 00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:04,332 How long was I in there? 193 00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:11,073 I'm just cleaning up. 194 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:15,347 Do you need any help? 195 00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:17,253 Okay, sure. Thanks. 196 00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:20,422 Anyway. . . . 197 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,185 So you nervous about Barry tomorrow? 198 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:27,627 A little. 199 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:32,328 A lot. 200 00:14:33,672 --> 00:14:37,870 So, got any advice? 201 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:43,412 You know, as someone who's recently been dumped. 202 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:49,952 Well, you may want to steer clear of the word ''dumped. '' 203 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:54,818 Chances are he's going to be this broken shell of a man. You know? 204 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,220 You should try not to look too terrific. I know it'll be hard. 205 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:03,762 You know, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring. 206 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:07,098 And you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB-G YN. 207 00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:09,866 You've got Carol tomorrow. 208 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,475 When did it get so complicated? 209 00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:19,848 Got me. 210 00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:26,256 Remember when we were in high school together? 211 00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:34,188 Didn't you think you'd meet someone. . . 212 00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,915 . . .fall in love, and that'd be it? 213 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:57,714 Man! I never thought I'd be here. 214 00:15:58,390 --> 00:15:59,379 Me neither. 215 00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:03,924 Sorry I'm late. I got stuck at work. 216 00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:07,892 There was this big dinosaur thing. Anyway. . . . 217 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,767 Hi. 218 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,304 -You remember Susan. -How could I forget? 219 00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:17,475 Hello, Susan. Good shake, good shake. 220 00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:23,171 So we're just waiting for. . .? 221 00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:27,545 -Dr. Oberman. -And is he--? 222 00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:30,282 -She. -Of course, ''she. '' 223 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,055 Is she familiar with our special situation? 224 00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:54,940 Yes, and she's very supportive. 225 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,711 Great! Okay, that's great! 226 00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:06,581 No, I'm. . . . 227 00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,987 Thanks. 228 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,393 That opens my cervix. 229 00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:16,590 Barry? 230 00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:19,302 Come on in. 231 00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:23,268 Are you sure? 232 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,444 It's fine, it's fine. Robbie's gonna be here for hours. 233 00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:29,511 So how are you doing? 234 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,482 I'm. . . . 235 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:58,037 I'm okay. 236 00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:01,076 You look great. 237 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,338 Dr. Farber, Jason Greenspan 's gagging. 238 00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:06,712 Be right there. I'll be back in a second. 239 00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:10,021 I dumped him. 240 00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:13,688 So how's this going to work. . . 241 00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:17,328 . . .you know, with us? 242 00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:20,123 You know, when important decisions have to be made? 243 00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:23,826 Give me a ''for instance. '' 244 00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:26,701 Well, I don't know. 245 00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:30,701 -How about with the baby's name? -Marlon. . . 246 00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:34,372 . . .if it's a boy. Minnie, if it's a girl. 247 00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:36,346 As in ''Mouse''? 248 00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:39,742 As in my grandmother. 249 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,614 Still, you say ''Minnie,'' you hear ''Mouse. '' 250 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,517 How about. . . . 251 00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:48,226 How about ''Julia''? 252 00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:52,720 Julia. 253 00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:58,327 We agreed on Minnie. 254 00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:00,937 We agreed we'd spend our lives together. 255 00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:04,098 Things change. Roll with the punches. 256 00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:06,968 I believe Julia's on the table. 257 00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:11,916 Sorry about that. 258 00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:14,847 So what have you been up to? 259 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,212 Not much. 260 00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:21,420 I got a job. 261 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,624 That's great! 262 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:25,922 Why are you so tan? 263 00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:29,993 I went to Aruba. 264 00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:31,828 Oh, no! You went on our honeymoon alone? 265 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,566 No. 266 00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:37,708 See, I went with. . . . 267 00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:43,978 -Now, this may hurt. -Me? 268 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:47,050 I went with Mindy. 269 00:19:47,452 --> 00:19:49,283 Mindy? 270 00:19:50,088 --> 00:19:53,023 My maid of honor? 271 00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:54,692 We're kind of a thing now. 272 00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:01,055 You got plugs! 273 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,190 Careful, careful. They haven't quite taken yet. 274 00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:08,837 And you got lenses. 275 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,032 But you hate sticking your finger in your eye. 276 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:16,472 Not for her. 277 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,546 Listen, I really wanted to thank you. 278 00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:21,319 A month ago, I wanted to hurt you. . . 279 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,885 . . .more than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone. 280 00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:26,385 And I'm an orthodontist. 281 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,059 You know, you were right. 282 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:31,927 I thought we were happy. 283 00:20:33,198 --> 00:20:38,261 We weren't. 284 00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:40,870 But with Mindy. . . 285 00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:47,273 . . .now I'm happy. 286 00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:51,176 -Spit. -What? 287 00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:55,251 Me. 288 00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:58,420 Anyway. . . . 289 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,158 I guess this belongs to you. 290 00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:09,267 And thank you for giving it to me. 291 00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:14,094 Well, thank you for giving it back. 292 00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:17,537 Hello! 293 00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:19,910 Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen? 294 00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:25,576 Helen Geller? 295 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,614 l don't think so! 296 00:21:29,888 --> 00:21:31,253 It's not gonna be Helen Geller. 297 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:34,653 Thank you. 298 00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:40,024 No. I mean, it's not Geller. 299 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:44,599 It'll be Helen Willick? 300 00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:50,537 Actually, we talked about Helen Willick Bunch. 301 00:21:50,776 --> 00:21:54,610 Well, wait a minute. Why is she in the title? 302 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:59,216 It's my baby too. 303 00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:01,976 Really? I don't remember you making any sperm. 304 00:22:02,187 --> 00:22:04,348 And we all know what a challenge that is. 305 00:22:04,556 --> 00:22:08,151 You two, stop it! 306 00:22:08,427 --> 00:22:12,022 She gets a credit! I'm in there too! 307 00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:14,960 Not Helen Willick Bunch Geller. I think that borders on child abuse. 308 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,067 Of course not! I'm suggesting Geller Willick Bunch. 309 00:22:18,804 --> 00:22:23,673 He knows no one will say all those names. 310 00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:27,367 They'll end up calling her Geller. Then he gets his way. 311 00:22:27,579 --> 00:22:31,948 My way? You think this is my way? 312 00:22:42,794 --> 00:22:45,490 Of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being. . . 313 00:22:45,731 --> 00:22:47,198 . . .this is not my way. You know what? This is too hard. 314 00:22:57,609 --> 00:22:59,770 Knock, knock! How are we today? Any nausea? 315 00:23:03,281 --> 00:23:05,681 -A little. -Just a little. 316 00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:11,415 I was just wondering about the mother-to-be, but thanks for sharing. 317 00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:17,661 Lie back. 318 00:23:17,863 --> 00:23:20,730 You know what? I'm gonna go. 319 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,834 I don't think I can be involved in this particular family thing. 320 00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:28,729 Oh, my God! 321 00:23:31,543 --> 00:23:33,704 Look at that! 322 00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:37,211 I know! 323 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,976 Well, isn't that amazing? 324 00:23:41,486 --> 00:23:45,354 What are we supposed to see? 325 00:23:45,557 --> 00:23:49,323 I don't know, but I think it's about to attack the Enterprise. 326 00:23:49,528 --> 00:23:54,192 If you tilt your head to the left and relax your eyes. . . 327 00:23:54,466 --> 00:23:57,958 . . .it kind of looks like an old potato. 328 00:23:58,303 --> 00:24:01,932 Then don't do that, all right? 329 00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:05,940 What do you think? 330 00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:09,306 Are you welling up? 331 00:24:14,352 --> 00:24:18,379 You are. 332 00:24:19,379 --> 00:24:29,379 -You are. You're welling up. -I'm not.