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[Eminem singing]

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Thanks for meeting with me.

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I appreciate it.

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You know, my goals to become a raper.

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And I don't know...

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Are you serious?

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Yeah, I am serious.

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I'm sick of doing the show,

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to be honest with you.

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Really sick of it.

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Okay. Well,

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... for me, when I'm doing my career is

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I like to draw like things from my past.

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You know what I mean? -Yeah

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Taking something that upset you as a child.

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Or something like that.

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Like emotional pain.

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Yeah! Like emotional pain, like things to

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you know...

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Oh! Alright.

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Umm, when I was in High School,

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I was manager of the shoe department

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at the clothing store.

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And I never really felt appreciated.

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So that could be something.

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That, that, that's a start.

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That's a start. You know...

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You know...

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What the worst thing that happened
to me I think as a kid is?

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It was my first day
at Junior High School.

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And my dad got a new briefcase.

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And so its old briefcase was sitting in the kitchen.

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And my mom said I have a good idea.

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You should put your books in the briefcase.

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And the first minute of my first day of Junior High School,

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I walked into the school cafeteria

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and with my briefcase,

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and these big kids screamed at me:

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Hey, Briefcase Joe!

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Well, you mean you could use that

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as your rap name: The Briefcase Joe.

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You’re saying takes like my weakness

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and turn it into a...

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Yeah.

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Strength. -Yeah.

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That you turn your negatives into a positive.

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I like that. I could do that.

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I mean, you should be writing all

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these things down honestly man.

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Yeah, let’s put them on a paper with pens.

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Are you trying to think of things that

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rhyme with Joe?

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Because it’s Briefcase Joe.

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And I was thinking like the word

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like go rhymes with Joe.

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-Right.

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Like Moe, like somebody’s name was Moe.

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-Right.

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Doe, uh that’s good, like uh…

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They call me Briefcase Joe.

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I gotta body made of pizza doe, you know…

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Wait, you got a body made of pizza doe?

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Pizza doe, yeah.

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I got testicles.

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Oh, I do have those.

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-Yeah!

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I have two of them.

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I’m like a scamo'd.

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I go to Mexico with my vegetable, testicles.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go.

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I’ve got a guard and hoes.

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‘Cause that’s clever because it seems

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I have prostitutes living in my garden.

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Ummm well...

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It’s good enough. It’s good enough.

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But you’re not in a gang with those evils.

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I am in a gang, I am in a gang.

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I’m in a couple of gangs right now.

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Reach down, deep inside you.

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And like always make your life seem

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worse than it actually is.

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Worse?

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-Yeah.

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You could take like little truths and

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just stretching them as far as you can.

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You know what I mean?

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Yeah. So I would I should say

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maybe is my mother chop me up

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and put me inside of the briefcase

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and then mailed me into school.

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Yes, exactly.

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Okay. Good.

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So, I’m in the briefcase like a hungry man dinner.

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I was thinner back then.

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That’s why I fitted in it.

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My mom spitted in it.

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And sealed it up and closed it.

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Don’t lock it mom.

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Octomom...

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Octomom!

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-Octomom!

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-Yeah!

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Yeah.

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No, no.

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She doesn’t have anything

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to do with this, actually.

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It’s not good enough I could try like…

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If you don’t like it…

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It’s not like it’s not good enough.

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Know what I’m saying?

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It’s just that I am mad at her.

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Okay.

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You know...

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-I’m mad at you.

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I’m mad at you.

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-Yeah, I’m mad at you.

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Good. I'm mad at you.

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Know what I’m saying?

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Yeah.

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I’m feeling it.

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You know what I’m saying…

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Know what I’m saying?

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Definitively.

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It’s like you know what I’m saying?

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Maybe something like this.

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Maybe you could say something like this:

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Yo, here I go, they call me Briefcase Joe.

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I'm flippin' it, skippin' it

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Rippin' it, dippin' it

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Hit 'em with venom in 'em

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I gave them an enema

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Then hit 'em up

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Right in front of the cinema

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Skin them alive

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Rocking the party

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As soon as the women arrive

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Then Imma drive a stake in their heart

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And squirt lemon in their eyes

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Like something like that.

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You know what I mean?

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Like just kind of simple.

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[Laughs]

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Yeah...

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[Music playing]

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Alright.

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So remember, just you know,

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kind of rock with it.

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You know, just,

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your natural rhythm just let it,

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let it, you know, flow free.

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Yeah, okay.

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Okay, good.

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[Music playing]

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Yeah.

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This one is going out for all my homies in Compton.

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You know what I’m saying?

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Hey! hey.

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Do you know anybody?

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- Umm?

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Do you know anybody?

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Compton?

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From Compton?

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No, I don’t know anyone.

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Then you don’t wanna say that then.

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Oh okay. Alright, let me try it again.

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[Music playing]

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Yo, this one is going to all my homies in Sherman Oaks.

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I know people out there…

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Hang on one second.

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Yeah.

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Ohh

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Try that...

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Ohhh!

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Alright.

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Your inspiration.

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Thank you!

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Yeah this is going out

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To those two jerks

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From Junior High School

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Who called me Briefcase Joe

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And guess what?

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Now It's come to past that

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It's turned out to be a good thing for me

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- Yeah, tell 'em

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Yo here I go

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They call me Briefcase Joe

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I write my lyrics down

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For a keepsake, yo

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On the microphone

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Here the beats they go

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You could be the rapper

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I'm the DJ, yo

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My lyrics just erupt like a volcano

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Everywhere I walk

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When I talk they know

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I'm flippin' it, dippin' it

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Trippin' it, rippin' it

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Hit 'em with venom in 'em

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I gave them an enema

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Then hit 'em up

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Right in front of the cinema

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Skin them alive

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... ... ...

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As soon as the women arrive

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I am driving a stake in their heart (yeah)

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And squirt (yeah)

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Lemon in their eyes

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You know what I'm saying?

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Chicka, chicka, chicka, chicka

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Briefcase Joe

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They called him, they called him

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They called him Briefcase Joe

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Chicka, chicka

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His name is

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His name is Briefcase Joe

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He don't carry that briefcase to the school no more

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Chicka

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My testicles are vegetables

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They're going to Mexico

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They're on a jet-jetroll, yo

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Chicka, chicka, chicka, chicka

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Briefcase Joe

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They called him, they called him

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They called him Briefcase Joe

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Chicka, chicka

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His name is

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His name is Briefcase Joe

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He don't carry that briefcase to the school no more

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Chicka

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Eminem, ladies and gentleman

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Briefcase Joe. Some kind of name you probably haven't heard.

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I love listening to myself.

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I really love it.

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It’s crazy! You sound good man.

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Thank you, thank you.

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You got it, Briefcase Joe is cancel because to your briefcase Eminem.

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You are done son. Goodbye.

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Yo Briefcase Joe...

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Hey! That’s in the water.

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It’s my briefcase. Hey! Hey! Wait up!