[Eminem singing]
Thanks for meeting with me.
I appreciate it.
You know, my goals to become a raper.
And I don't know...
Are you serious?
Yeah, I am serious.
I'm sick of doing the show,
to be honest with you.
Really sick of it.
Okay. Well,
... for me, when I'm doing my career is
I like to draw like things from my past.
You know what I mean? -Yeah
Taking something that upset you as a child.
Or something like that.
Like emotional pain.
Yeah! Like emotional pain, like things to
you know...
Oh! Alright.
Umm, when I was in High School,
I was manager of the shoe department
at the clothing store.
And I never really felt appreciated.
So that could be something.
That, that, that's a start.
That's a start. You know...
You know...
What the worst thing that happened to me I think as a kid is?
It was my first day at Junior High School.
And my dad got a new briefcase.
And so its old briefcase was sitting in the kitchen.
And my mom said I have a good idea.
You should put your books in the briefcase.
And the first minute of my first day of Junior High School,
I walked into the school cafeteria
and with my briefcase,
and these big kids screamed at me:
Hey, Briefcase Joe!
Well, you mean you could use that
as your rap name: The Briefcase Joe.
You’re saying takes like my weakness
and turn it into a...
Yeah.
Strength. -Yeah.
That you turn your negatives into a positive.
I like that. I could do that.
I mean, you should be writing all
these things down honestly man.
Yeah, let’s put them on a paper with pens.
Are you trying to think of things that
rhyme with Joe?
Because it’s Briefcase Joe.
And I was thinking like the word
like go rhymes with Joe.
-Right.
Like Moe, like somebody’s name was Moe.
-Right.
Doe, uh that’s good, like uh…
They call me Briefcase Joe.
I gotta body made of pizza doe, you know…
Wait, you got a body made of pizza doe?
Pizza doe, yeah.
I got testicles.
Oh, I do have those.
-Yeah!
I have two of them.
I’m like a scamo'd.
I go to Mexico with my vegetable, testicles.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go.
I’ve got a guard and hoes.
‘Cause that’s clever because it seems
I have prostitutes living in my garden.
Ummm well...
It’s good enough. It’s good enough.
But you’re not in a gang with those evils.
I am in a gang, I am in a gang.
I’m in a couple of gangs right now.
Reach down, deep inside you.
And like always make your life seem
worse than it actually is.
Worse?
-Yeah.
You could take like little truths and
just stretching them as far as you can.
You know what I mean?
Yeah. So I would I should say
maybe is my mother chop me up
and put me inside of the briefcase
and then mailed me into school.
Yes, exactly.
Okay. Good.
So, I’m in the briefcase like a hungry man dinner.
I was thinner back then.
That’s why I fitted in it.
My mom spitted in it.
And sealed it up and closed it.
Don’t lock it mom.
Octomom...
Octomom!
-Octomom!
-Yeah!
Yeah.
No, no.
She doesn’t have anything
to do with this, actually.
It’s not good enough I could try like…
If you don’t like it…
It’s not like it’s not good enough.
Know what I’m saying?
It’s just that I am mad at her.
Okay.
You know...
-I’m mad at you.
I’m mad at you.
-Yeah, I’m mad at you.
Good. I'm mad at you.
Know what I’m saying?
Yeah.
I’m feeling it.
You know what I’m saying…
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Know what I’m saying?
Definitively.
It’s like you know what I’m saying?
Maybe something like this.
Maybe you could say something like this:
Yo, here I go, they call me Briefcase Joe.
I'm flippin' it, skippin' it
Rippin' it, dippin' it
Hit 'em with venom in 'em
I gave them an enema
Then hit 'em up
Right in front of the cinema
Skin them alive
Rocking the party
As soon as the women arrive
Then Imma drive a stake in their heart
And squirt lemon in their eyes
Like something like that.
You know what I mean?
Like just kind of simple.
[Laughs]
Yeah...
[Music playing]
Alright.
So remember, just you know,
kind of rock with it.
You know, just,
your natural rhythm just let it,
let it, you know, flow free.
Yeah, okay.
Okay, good.
[Music playing]
Yeah.
This one is going out for all my homies in Compton.
You know what I’m saying?
Hey! hey.
Do you know anybody?
- Umm?
Do you know anybody?
Compton?
From Compton?
No, I don’t know anyone.
Then you don’t wanna say that then.
Oh okay. Alright, let me try it again.
[Music playing]
Yo, this one is going to all my homies in Sherman Oaks.
I know people out there…
Hang on one second.
Yeah.
Ohh
Try that...
Ohhh!
Alright.
Your inspiration.
Thank you!
Yeah this is going out
To those two jerks
From Junior High School
Who called me Briefcase Joe
And guess what?
Now It's come to past that
It's turned out to be a good thing for me
- Yeah, tell 'em
Yo here I go
They call me Briefcase Joe
I write my lyrics down
For a keepsake, yo
On the microphone
Here the beats they go
You could be the rapper
I'm the DJ, yo
My lyrics just erupt like a volcano
Everywhere I walk
When I talk they know
I'm flippin' it, dippin' it
Trippin' it, rippin' it
Hit 'em with venom in 'em
I gave them an enema
Then hit 'em up
Right in front of the cinema
Skin them alive
... ... ...
As soon as the women arrive
I am driving a stake in their heart (yeah)
And squirt (yeah)
Lemon in their eyes
You know what I'm saying?
Chicka, chicka, chicka, chicka
Briefcase Joe
They called him, they called him
They called him Briefcase Joe
Chicka, chicka
His name is
His name is Briefcase Joe
He don't carry that briefcase to the school no more
Chicka
My testicles are vegetables
They're going to Mexico
They're on a jet-jetroll, yo
Chicka, chicka, chicka, chicka
Briefcase Joe
They called him, they called him
They called him Briefcase Joe
Chicka, chicka
His name is
His name is Briefcase Joe
He don't carry that briefcase to the school no more
Chicka
Eminem, ladies and gentleman
Briefcase Joe. Some kind of name you probably haven't heard.
I love listening to myself.
I really love it.
It’s crazy! You sound good man.
Thank you, thank you.
You got it, Briefcase Joe is cancel because to your briefcase Eminem.
You are done son. Goodbye.
Yo Briefcase Joe...
Hey! That’s in the water.
It’s my briefcase. Hey! Hey! Wait up!