(Cory Doctorow) Thank you very much

So I'd like to start with something of a
benediction or permission.

I am one of nature's fast talkers

and many of you are not 
native English speakers, or

maybe not accustomed 
to my harsh Canadian accent

in addition I've just come in 
from Australia

and so like many of you I am horribly
jetlagged and have drunkenough coffee

this morning to kill a rhino.

When I used to be at the United Nations

I was known as the scourge of the
simultaneous translation core

I would stand up and speak 
as slowly as I could

and turn around, and there they
would be in their boots doing this

(laughter)
When I start to speak too fast,

this is the universal symbol --
my wife invented it --

for "Cory, you are talking too fast".
Please, don't be shy.

So, I'm a parent , like many of you 
and I'm like I'm sure all of you

who are parents, parenting takes my ass 
all the time.

And there are many regrets I have
about the mere seven and half years

that I've been a parent 
but none ares so keenly felt

as my regrets over what's happened 
when I've been wandering

around the house and seen my
daughter working on something

that was beyond her abilities, that was 
right at the edge of what she could do

and where she was doing something 
that she didn't have competence in yet

and you know it's that amazing thing 
to see that frowning concentration,

tongue stuck out: as a parent, your
heart swells with pride

and you can't help but go over

and sort of peer over their shoulder
what they are doing

and those of you who are parents 
know it happens.