[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Cory Doctorow) Thank you very much Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.07,0:00:05.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I'd like to start with something of a\Nbenediction or permission. Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.42,0:00:07.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am one of nature's fast talkers Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.74,0:00:10.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and many of you are not \Nnative English speakers, or Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.62,0:00:12.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe not accustomed \Nto my harsh Canadian accent Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.92,0:00:15.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in addition I've just come in \Nfrom Australia Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.92,0:00:19.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and so like many of you I am horribly\Njetlagged and have drunkenough coffee Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.17,0:00:20.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this morning to kill a rhino. Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.11,0:00:23.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I used to be at the United Nations Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.59,0:00:27.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was known as the scourge of the\Nsimultaneous translation core Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.16,0:00:29.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would stand up and speak \Nas slowly as I could Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.58,0:00:32.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and turn around, and there they\Nwould be in their boots doing this Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.23,0:00:35.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)\NWhen I start to speak too fast, Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.14,0:00:37.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is the universal symbol --\Nmy wife invented it -- Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.56,0:00:41.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for "Cory, you are talking too fast".\NPlease, don't be shy. Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.08,0:00:45.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I'm a parent , like many of you \Nand I'm like I'm sure all of you Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.79,0:00:48.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who are parents, parenting takes my ass \Nall the time. Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.03,0:00:54.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And there are many regrets I have\Nabout the mere seven and half years Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.82,0:00:57.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I've been a parent \Nbut none ares so keenly felt Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.78,0:01:00.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as my regrets over what's happened \Nwhen I've been wandering Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.88,0:01:04.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,around the house and seen my\Ndaughter working on something Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.77,0:01:08.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that was beyond her abilities, that was \Nright at the edge of what she could do Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.70,0:01:12.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and where she was doing something \Nthat she didn't have competence in yet Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.76,0:01:17.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you know it's that amazing thing \Nto see that frowning concentration, Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.02,0:01:20.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tongue stuck out: as a parent, your\Nheart swells with pride Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.04,0:01:21.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you can't help but go over Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.33,0:01:23.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and sort of peer over their shoulder\Nwhat they are doing Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and those of you who are parents \Nknow it happens.