WEBVTT 00:00:13.540 --> 00:00:15.260 Od svih naučnika u istoriji 00:00:15.260 --> 00:00:16.460 stavili su amatera u leptir-mašni 00:00:16.460 --> 00:00:17.210 protiv mene? 00:00:17.210 --> 00:00:17.700 Ja sam majstor 00:00:17.700 --> 00:00:18.790 Otkrio sam gravitaciju 00:00:18.790 --> 00:00:19.780 Ispuštam rime kao 00:00:19.780 --> 00:00:20.460 da padaju sa drveta jabuke 00:00:20.460 --> 00:00:21.240 Nisi mi ravan 00:00:21.240 --> 00:00:22.243 Jedva imaš diplomu 00:00:22.243 --> 00:00:23.882 Po meni je nazvana mera sile 00:00:23.882 --> 00:00:24.921 'Oćeš da se boriš? 00:00:24.921 --> 00:00:25.923 To je luda ideja 00:00:25.923 --> 00:00:27.583 Kada krenem igrati, ostajem u pokretu 00:00:27.583 --> 00:00:28.773 Prvi zakon 00:00:28.773 --> 00:00:29.683 Jesi čuo to? 00:00:29.683 --> 00:00:31.053 Ili je išlo prebrzo da se primeti 00:00:31.053 --> 00:00:31.753 možda bi bilo bolje 00:00:31.753 --> 00:00:33.253 da dodam i jedan blip ili blup 00:00:33.253 --> 00:00:34.403 ili neki drugi otkačen zvučni efekat? 00:00:34.403 --> 00:00:35.373 Rođen sam na Božić 00:00:35.373 --> 00:00:36.203 Božji sam dar! 00:00:36.203 --> 00:00:37.073 Otključao sam zvezde 00:00:37.073 --> 00:00:37.983 s kojima plešeš 00:00:37.983 --> 00:00:39.553 Trošiš vreme raspravljajući se sa kreacionistima 00:00:39.553 --> 00:00:40.483 dok ja stvaram nauku 00:00:40.483 --> 00:00:41.593 koju ti učiš decu! 00:00:41.593 --> 00:00:42.753 Da, to je tačno. 00:00:42.753 --> 00:00:43.683 Pre sam učio decu nauku 00:00:43.683 --> 00:00:44.993 na svom šouu na PBS-u 00:00:44.993 --> 00:00:46.023 ali sada radim 00:00:46.023 --> 00:00:47.153 sve što je potrebno da se uverim 00:00:47.153 --> 00:00:48.423 da naučne misli rastu 00:00:48.423 --> 00:00:49.503 I dalje sam najbolji 00:00:49.503 --> 00:00:50.433 marljivo radim 00:00:50.433 --> 00:00:51.053 a šta si ti radio 00:00:51.053 --> 00:00:52.063 u zadnjoj polovini života? 00:00:52.063 --> 00:00:52.623 Poludeo si 00:00:52.623 --> 00:00:53.713 i počeo da brojiš novčiće za banku 00:00:53.713 --> 00:00:55.653 i naravno da nisi imao ženu! 00:00:55.653 --> 00:00:56.903 Napisao si knjigu o gravitaciji 00:00:56.903 --> 00:00:58.673 ali nisi bio privlačan nikome 00:00:58.673 --> 00:01:00.553 Tvoj rad o orbitama je uzoran 00:01:00.553 --> 00:01:02.443 ali ti je krug prijatelja prazan! 00:01:02.443 --> 00:01:03.287 Ne želiš da se kačiš 00:01:03.287 --> 00:01:04.087 sa Bill Nye-om 00:01:04.087 --> 00:01:04.517 Zašto? 00:01:04.517 --> 00:01:05.656 Repujem oštro kao igla u oku 00:01:05.656 --> 00:01:06.165 Oh! 00:01:06.165 --> 00:01:07.426 drži se pijenja žive 00:01:07.426 --> 00:01:08.286 zato što hipotezujem 00:01:08.286 --> 00:01:09.316 da ćeš izgubiti! 00:01:09.316 --> 00:01:10.146 E, pa ja zakjučujem 00:01:10.146 --> 00:01:11.086 da su ti metode najluđe! 00:01:11.086 --> 00:01:11.886 Ne bi ni položio 00:01:11.886 --> 00:01:12.816 na mojim časovima! 00:01:12.816 --> 00:01:13.606 Svaka akcija 00:01:13.606 --> 00:01:15.159 ima jednaku i suprotnu reakciju 00:01:15.159 --> 00:01:16.543 osim kada obojica počnemo da repujemo! 00:01:16.543 --> 00:01:18.113 Ubrzao sam um čovečanstva 00:01:18.113 --> 00:01:19.453 na višu visinu razumevanja i 00:01:19.453 --> 00:01:20.653 Mogu izračunati težinu 00:01:20.653 --> 00:01:21.643 i veličinu i oblik 00:01:21.643 --> 00:01:22.443 od senke uma 00:01:22.443 --> 00:01:23.203 u kom stojiš! 00:01:23.203 --> 00:01:23.943 I ostaviću te u stranici 00:01:23.943 --> 00:01:24.663 knjige koju sam napisao 00:01:24.663 --> 00:01:26.013 u polovini tvojih godina da se dokažem 00:01:26.013 --> 00:01:26.883 Integrala sec y dy 00:01:26.883 --> 00:01:27.783 od nule do jedne šestine pi 00:01:27.783 --> 00:01:28.583 je log baze e 00:01:28.583 --> 00:01:29.423 od kvadratnog korena od tri 00:01:29.423 --> 00:01:31.083 puta šezdeset četvrte sile čega? 00:01:33.055 --> 00:01:34.755 Zašto ne maltretiraš mozak 00:01:34.755 --> 00:01:36.665 svoje veličine? 00:01:36.665 --> 00:01:39.008 Imamo nekog frajera ovde! 00:01:39.008 --> 00:01:40.728 Plus, čuvam ti leđa, Naj 00:01:40.728 --> 00:01:42.578 Crnac astrofizičar 00:01:42.578 --> 00:01:44.188 Šef Hayden planetarija 00:01:44.188 --> 00:01:45.548 uz to, odgovor 00:01:45.548 --> 00:01:47.998 na tvoju malu jednačinu je 'i' 00:01:47.998 --> 00:01:50.486 kao "ja vraćam swag u nauku" 00:01:50.486 --> 00:01:52.346 dok je Isak Njutn lagao 00:01:52.346 --> 00:01:54.166 I izbo Leibniz-a 00:01:54.166 --> 00:01:55.996 I skrivao u svom tavanu 00:01:55.996 --> 00:01:58.056 u nekom Harry Potter biznisu. 00:01:58.056 --> 00:01:59.656 Svemir je beskonačan, 00:01:59.656 --> 00:02:01.546 ali je ova bitka gotova! 00:02:02.141 --> 00:02:03.941 Ko je pobedio? 00:02:03.941 --> 00:02:05.551 Ko je sledeći? 00:02:05.551 --> 00:02:07.751 Vi odlučite!