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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.54,0:00:15.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of all the scientific minds in history
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.26,0:00:16.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they put Beaker in a bow tie
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.46,0:00:17.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up against me?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.21,0:00:17.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a master
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.70,0:00:18.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I discovered gravity
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.79,0:00:19.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I drop rhymes like
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.78,0:00:20.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they're falling from an apple tree
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.46,0:00:21.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're no match for me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.24,0:00:22.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you got a bach degree
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.24,0:00:23.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got a unit of force named after me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.88,0:00:24.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you wanna battle guy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.92,0:00:25.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's a crazy notion
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.92,0:00:27.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I start flowing I stay in motion
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.58,0:00:28.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,first law
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.77,0:00:29.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,did you catch that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.68,0:00:31.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or did it go too fast to detect
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.05,0:00:31.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,perhaps it would be better
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.75,0:00:33.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I added in a bleep or a bloop
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.25,0:00:34.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or another wacky sound effect
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.40,0:00:35.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was born on Christmas
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.37,0:00:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm God's gift
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.20,0:00:37.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I unlocked the stars
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.07,0:00:37.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you're dancing with
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.98,0:00:39.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you waste time debating creationists
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.55,0:00:40.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while I create the science
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.48,0:00:41.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you explain to kids
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.59,0:00:42.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes it's true
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.75,0:00:43.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what I used to do is teach kids science
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.68,0:00:44.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on my PBS show
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.99,0:00:46.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but now I do
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.02,0:00:47.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what I got to do to make sure
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.15,0:00:48.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,scientific thought can grow
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.42,0:00:49.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm still in my prime
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.50,0:00:50.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hitting my stride
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.43,0:00:51.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what'd you do
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.05,0:00:52.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the back half of your life
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.06,0:00:52.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you freaked out
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.62,0:00:53.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,started counting coins for the bank
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.71,0:00:55.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you sure didn't have no wife
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.65,0:00:56.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you wrote the book on gravity
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.90,0:00:58.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you couldn't attract no body
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.67,0:01:00.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your work on orbits was exemplary
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.55,0:01:02.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but your circle of friends was shoddy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.44,0:01:03.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you don't wanna mess
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.29,0:01:04.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the guy Bill Nye
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.09,0:01:04.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.52,0:01:05.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I rap sharp like a needle in your eye
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.66,0:01:06.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.16,0:01:07.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stick to drinking that mercury
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.43,0:01:08.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause I hypothesize that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.29,0:01:09.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're about to get beat
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.32,0:01:10.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well I conclude
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.15,0:01:11.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that your methods are the whackest
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.09,0:01:11.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you wouldn't even pass
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.89,0:01:12.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in one of my classes
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.82,0:01:13.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,every action
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.61,0:01:15.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has an equal and opposite reaction
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.16,0:01:16.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,except for when we both start rapping
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.54,0:01:18.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I accelerated the minds of mankind
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.11,0:01:19.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to a higher plane of understanding and
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.45,0:01:20.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can calculate the weight
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.65,0:01:21.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the size and the shape
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.64,0:01:22.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the shadow of the mind
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.44,0:01:23.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're standing in
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.20,0:01:23.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I will leave with a page
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.94,0:01:24.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from a book I wrote
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.66,0:01:26.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at half your age to rebut
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.01,0:01:26.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the integral sec y dy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.88,0:01:27.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from zero to one-sixth of pi
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.78,0:01:28.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is log to base e
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.58,0:01:29.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the square-root of three
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.42,0:01:31.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,times the sixty-fourth power of what
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.06,0:01:34.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you pick on a brain
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.76,0:01:36.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your own size
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.66,0:01:39.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we got a badass over here
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.01,0:01:40.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,plus I got your back Nye
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.73,0:01:42.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,astrophysics black guy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.58,0:01:44.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hayden Planetary fly
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.19,0:01:45.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by the way the answer
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.55,0:01:47.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to your little calculation is "I"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.100,0:01:50.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as in I put the swag back in science
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.49,0:01:52.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while Issac Newton was lying
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.35,0:01:54.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and sticking daggers in Leibniz
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.17,0:01:55.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and hiding up inside his attic
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.100,0:01:58.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on some Harry Potter business
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.06,0:01:59.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the universe is infinite
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.66,0:02:01.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but this battle is finished
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.14,0:02:03.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who won?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.94,0:02:05.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's next?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.55,0:02:07.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You decide