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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.13,0:00:02.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's 2012.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.41,0:00:03.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Electronic music begins.]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.64,0:00:04.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We finally made it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.53,0:00:06.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, is the world gonna end?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.24,0:00:07.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are we gonna get attacked by aliens?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.95,0:00:09.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Global warming?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.04,0:00:10.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is a planet gonna -- come, and
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.66,0:00:12.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hit our planet,\Nand we're gonna explode?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.33,0:00:14.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who knows?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.81,0:00:16.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I do know one thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.20,0:00:17.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music gets louder]\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.02,0:00:17.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No matter what happens,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.99,0:00:19.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everything's gonna be all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.38,0:00:20.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music zoom.]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.31,0:00:21.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Percussive electronic music.]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.27,0:00:23.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm scared that \Nthe world's gonna end,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.94,0:00:28.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now that we're past\N2000 and eleven.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.70,0:00:32.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did ya hear that\Nthe Mayans said this year
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.67,0:00:34.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is the last year?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.37,0:00:37.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we got somethin' to fear.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.36,0:00:40.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aliens gonna come down from space.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.32,0:00:45.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tearin' up the place,\Nbeating up that base.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.81,0:00:50.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The boom-boom rockets\Nall up in your face.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.06,0:00:52.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What we gonna do?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.02,0:00:54.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you think it's really true?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.19,0:00:55.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Boy band sound]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.06,0:00:55.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One day
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.94,0:00:57.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when this world will end,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.71,0:00:58.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(This world will end)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.98,0:01:01.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we'll see the light coming from above.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.84,0:01:03.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Above)\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.18,0:01:04.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Together, we
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.73,0:01:06.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will take a stand,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.86,0:01:10.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[auto tune] and everything\Nwill be all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.65,0:01:12.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Rap] I don't believe that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.76,0:01:13.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hocus-pocus.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.91,0:01:16.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,UFOs and aliens\Ndon't exist.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.11,0:01:17.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's just my opinion
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.04,0:01:18.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so don't be pissed.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.15,0:01:19.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you believe that shiz
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.09,0:01:20.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then press desist.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.42,0:01:21.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause y'all need help,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.51,0:01:22.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause y'all is crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.55,0:01:23.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Partyin' 'til midnight,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.62,0:01:24.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause then my baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.76,0:01:25.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Party fun. Party fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.81,0:01:26.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Party party fun fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.93,0:01:27.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Party party hun hun.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.96,0:01:29.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shake your, shake your\Nbun bun.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.03,0:01:31.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Nasal singing] They use the ports.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.46,0:01:33.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They use the light sabers.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.64,0:01:35.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They from the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.74,0:01:37.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They use the light saber.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.91,0:01:41.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Vader voice] Future.\NWe from the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.90,0:01:44.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is crazy!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.01,0:01:46.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is so crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.26,0:01:46.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Boy band sound]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.92,0:01:47.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One day
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.100,0:01:49.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when this world will end,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.52,0:01:50.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(When this world will end)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.86,0:01:53.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we'll see the light coming from above,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.76,0:01:55.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Above)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.02,0:01:56.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Together we
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.49,0:01:58.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will take a stand,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.71,0:02:02.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[auto tune] and everything\Nwill be all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.11,0:02:03.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Drums]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.84,0:02:04.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Gravely voice]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.55,0:02:05.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gotta make some
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.94,0:02:07.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,resolutions.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.98,0:02:09.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go on a date.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.65,0:02:12.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe lose some weight.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.23,0:02:13.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Global warming?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.86,0:02:16.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,More like global stupid.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.56,0:02:17.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The world's not gonna end.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.92,0:02:18.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you think,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.86,0:02:20.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can, like, tell the future,\Nor something?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.82,0:02:21.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Boy band sound]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.46,0:02:22.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One day
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.64,0:02:23.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when this world will end
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.97,0:02:25.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(This world will ennnnd!)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.100,0:02:28.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll see the light coming from above.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.34,0:02:30.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Together we
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.71,0:02:31.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Together we)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.67,0:02:32.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will take a stand,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.62,0:02:33.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(will take a stand)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.57,0:02:36.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[auto tune] and everything\Nwill be all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.99,0:02:38.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Drum riff.]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.14,0:02:40.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beeee allll riiiight.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.72,0:02:42.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Whooaaaaa ohhh ohhhh)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.70,0:02:45.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.67,0:02:47.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ohhh ohh ohhhhh)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.16,0:02:48.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beeee allll riiiight.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.32,0:02:49.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohhh-ohhhh-ohh!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.73,0:02:51.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Spoken] Everything's\Ngonna be all right!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.56,0:02:54.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Auto tune] Beee allll riiiight!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.51,0:02:55.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Whoaaa ohhh ohhhh!)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.55,0:02:57.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks for sticking with me, everybody!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.24,0:02:58.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last year was awesome,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.33,0:02:59.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this year is gonna be\Neven better.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.66,0:03:00.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Whoa ohh ohhh,\Nohh ohh ohhh)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.65,0:03:02.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Big things are\Ncoming your way.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.48,0:03:03.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Percussion]\N
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.65,0:03:04.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll see ya soon!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.12,0:03:05.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.11,0:03:09.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Surf music instrumental.]