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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.46,0:00:02.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.48,0:00:03.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Por que parece\Num Mumford & Son?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.35,0:00:06.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Não!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.60,0:00:07.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Parece com seu pai.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.82,0:00:08.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Para direita!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.64,0:00:09.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh não, Tracy,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.78,0:00:11.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,se isso que é namoro,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.18,0:00:12.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,você precisa comprar\N30 gatos,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.64,0:00:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,porque estou morrendo sozinha.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.13,0:00:17.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Você é ridícula,\Nele não é tão mal, olhe.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.21,0:00:18.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O que acha dele?\NOlha isso!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.27,0:00:20.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mas olha seus interesses.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.76,0:00:21.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gosta de Star Wars.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.84,0:00:23.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Não namoro\Num nerd.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.36,0:00:25.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isso não lhe faz nerd.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.53,0:00:26.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Muitos gostam.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.60,0:00:28.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mas coloca como seu interesse,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.35,0:00:29.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,se você ama muito um filme,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.95,0:00:31.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,é um pouco ultrapassado.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.14,0:00:32.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sério?\NE isso?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.88,0:00:35.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,É da minha infância.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.88,0:00:37.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sou muito nostálgico.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.39,0:00:39.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Por isso veste isso?\N-Sim.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.36,0:00:40.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, que tal este cara?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.90,0:00:43.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ele curte esporte, é um fã do King's,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.11,0:00:44.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parece... normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.50,0:00:46.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ele parece ótimo, vai pra direita.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.60,0:00:48.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,É encontro!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.78,0:00:50.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ambos morrem sozinhos.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.10,0:00:52.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, eu tenho de perguntar,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.55,0:00:54.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,não tinha barba\Nna foto do perfil, quando...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.83,0:00:55.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cresceu?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.75,0:00:58.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,desde os meus feitos \Nde desempate no King's,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.83,0:01:00.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,apenas por sorte, você sabe?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.38,0:01:04.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tem outras?\N-Uso cuecas que usei...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.31,0:01:05.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quando ganhei\Num troféu,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.95,0:01:07.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e não as lavo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.27,0:01:11.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.\NSério?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.69,0:01:13.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vamos começar mais um!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.81,0:01:15.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Esportes foi um fracasso.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.13,0:01:16.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E esse cara?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.01,0:01:16.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gosta de arte.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.82,0:01:17.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ele é um adulto!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.75,0:01:18.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O pênis vermelho, branco
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.90,0:01:20.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,azul representa\Nopressão patriarcal
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.82,0:01:22.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,americana \Nnas outras nações.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.79,0:01:25.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,É aquele cara\Ndaquele programa de TV?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.30,0:01:26.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu gosto de Big Bang, \N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.47,0:01:27.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A Teoria.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.59,0:01:29.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ele parece normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.71,0:01:30.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu queria falar...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.81,0:01:31.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,de meus interesses,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.91,0:01:32.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mas ele têm...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.70,0:01:35.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uma regra contra\Njarras peludas e grandes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.13,0:01:38.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu gosto disso.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.38,0:01:39.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A conta, por favor!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.01,0:01:41.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vou conversar\Ncom o Star Wars,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.67,0:01:43.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quer dizer,\Nquão mau ele poderia ser?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.24,0:01:49.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu, não.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.61,0:01:51.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Não.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.17,0:01:55.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Deus, no que fui\Nme meter?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.100,0:01:58.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Lisa, não é?\N-Sim.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.83,0:02:00.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sou Tyler.\N-Oi!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.37,0:02:01.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Desculpe, estou atrasado.\N-Ok.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.84,0:02:04.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Antes de qualquer coisa,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.78,0:02:06.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,preciso conversar com você,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.36,0:02:08.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nunca tinha visto um Star Wars
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.68,0:02:11.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e acho estranho\Nisso, me desculpe?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.34,0:02:13.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-É meu perfil, não é?\N-Sim.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.20,0:02:15.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok. Eu gosto de filmes,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.60,0:02:18.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mas não me definem.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.34,0:02:19.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.51,0:02:20.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Você é atriz, não é?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.77,0:02:23.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sim, e dona\Nde um teatro infantil.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.61,0:02:24.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Não...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.56,0:02:26.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,minha mãe é professora de drama!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.35,0:02:28.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Não.\N-Desde quando eu era bebê.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.32,0:02:30.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Que lindo.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.43,0:02:34.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu estou\Napaixonada?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.82,0:02:37.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Locais de casamento.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.46,0:02:40.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Como caber\Nrápido no vestido.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.51,0:02:44.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-É um cachorro lindo.\N-Obrigada!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.68,0:02:46.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meu Deus,\Nsão quase 5 horas,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.28,0:02:47.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,perdi a noção do tempo.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.85,0:02:50.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu preciso ir para a terapia de pilates!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.64,0:02:52.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu preciso ir para o pilates.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.02,0:02:53.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quer que eu a leve\Nde carro?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.48,0:02:54.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sim, seria legal.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.42,0:02:55.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Muito bem.\NPrimeiro as damas.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.91,0:02:57.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Obrigada.\NNão.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.10,0:03:00.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ele também estava cuidando\Nde um copo de vinho,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.28,0:03:02.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,aquele tempo todo estávamos\Nlá. É muito estranho.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.81,0:03:04.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Muito triste. Essa sou eu.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.51,0:03:09.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Deveríamos sair\Nde novo, gostei muito.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.55,0:03:10.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu também.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.70,0:03:16.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Posso ligar\Npara você?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.25,0:03:17.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sim.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.19,0:03:18.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Boa noite.\N-Boa noite.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.39,0:03:30.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sim,estou amando\Num nerd Star Wars!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.74,0:03:36.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No próximo episódio:\NEsse é Luke Skywalker.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.57,0:03:40.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ele tem treinado para ser\Num Mestre Jedi?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.34,0:03:41.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Spock.\N-Esse é o Star Trek
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.93,0:03:43.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Gandalf!\N-É o Senhor dos Anéis.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.02,0:03:46.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Neil Armstrong.\N-É uma pessoa real.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.22,0:03:47.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Você graduou\Nno colégio?