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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.95,0:00:02.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ooh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.96,0:00:04.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Por que ele parece\Num Mumford & Son?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.66,0:00:07.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Não!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.14,0:00:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Parece com seu pai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.16,0:00:08.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vai pra direita!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.99,0:00:10.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh não, Tracy!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.13,0:00:11.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,se é isso que namoro é
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.29,0:00:12.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,você precisa me comprar\N30 gatos,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.67,0:00:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Porque eu tô morrendo sozinha.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.12,0:00:16.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Você é tão ridícula,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.14,0:00:17.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ele não é tão mal,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.01,0:00:18.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,como, olha, o que acha dele?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.53,0:00:19.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Olha isso!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.65,0:00:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu sei, mas olha seus interesses
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.00,0:00:21.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ele gosta de Star Wars.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.96,0:00:23.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu não estou namorando um nerd.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.32,0:00:24.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Isso só significa que ele gosta de Star Wars,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.60,0:00:25.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,que não faz de você um nerd.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.86,0:00:26.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um monte de gente gosta de Star Wars
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.90,0:00:28.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Eu sei, mas ele coloca como seu interesse,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.40,0:00:29.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gosta, se você ama um filme demais,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.95,0:00:31.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,é um pouco ultrapassado.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.13,0:00:31.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Realmente?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.76,0:00:33.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O que você acha disso?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.88,0:00:36.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(suspiros) É da minha infância.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.05,0:00:37.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,é muito nostálgico.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.60,0:00:38.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-É por isso que você está vestindo macacão?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.77,0:00:39.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sim.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.75,0:00:41.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, que tal este cara?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.03,0:00:43.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ele curte esporte, é um fã do King's,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.11,0:00:44.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parece normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.70,0:00:46.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ele parece ótimo, vai pra direita.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.60,0:00:49.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-É um jogo!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.04,0:00:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, ambos morrem sozinhos, provavelmente.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.10,0:00:52.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ok, eu tenho de perguntar,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.64,0:00:54.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,você não tinha barba\Nna sua foto do perfil
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.80,0:00:55.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quando você deixou crescê-la?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.83,0:00:56.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Eu tenho deixado crescer esse cachorrinho
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.82,0:00:59.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,desde os meus feitos de desempate no King's
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.15,0:01:00.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,apenas por sorte, você sabe?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.50,0:01:01.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ok.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.24,0:01:02.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Você tem alguma outra superstição?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.98,0:01:04.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Eu uso o mesmo par de cuecas
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.02,0:01:05.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,que eu usei na última vez que ganhei\No Stanley Cup
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.97,0:01:08.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e eu não a lavo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.46,0:01:09.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.52,0:01:11.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(engolindo)\N-Sério?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.100,0:01:13.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ( arroto baixo ) Vamos começar mais um!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.85,0:01:15.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ok, esportes foi um fracasso,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.13,0:01:16.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,que tal esse cara?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.05,0:01:16.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ele gosta de arte.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.89,0:01:17.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ele é um adulto!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.75,0:01:19.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Este pênis vermelho, branco e azul
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.30,0:01:22.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,representa a apressão patriarcal americana\Nnas outras nações.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.97,0:01:25.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Esse é aquele cara daquele programa de TV?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.26,0:01:27.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Eu realmente gosto de Big Bang Theory.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.70,0:01:28.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.95,0:01:29.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.98,0:01:31.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.32,0:01:38.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.48,0:01:40.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.15,0:01:41.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.70,0:01:42.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.80,0:01:43.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.70,0:01:47.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.46,0:01:50.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.61,0:01:53.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.48,0:01:55.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.44,0:01:59.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.95,0:02:13.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.59,0:02:19.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
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