WEBVTT 00:00:00.950 --> 00:00:02.959 - Ooh! 00:00:02.959 --> 00:00:04.664 Why does he look like a Mumford & Son? 00:00:04.664 --> 00:00:07.142 Oh, No! 00:00:07.142 --> 00:00:08.165 Looks like your dad. 00:00:08.165 --> 00:00:08.993 Swipe right! 00:00:08.993 --> 00:00:10.126 - Oh, no, Tracy, 00:00:10.126 --> 00:00:11.287 if this is what dating is like, 00:00:11.287 --> 00:00:12.667 you needa buy me 30 cats, 00:00:12.667 --> 00:00:14.117 because I'm dying alone. 00:00:14.117 --> 00:00:16.141 - You are so ridiculous, 00:00:16.141 --> 00:00:17.011 they're not all bad, 00:00:17.011 --> 00:00:18.531 like, look, what about him? 00:00:18.531 --> 00:00:19.653 Look at that! 00:00:19.653 --> 00:00:21.005 I know, but look at his interests, 00:00:21.005 --> 00:00:21.963 he likes Star Wars. 00:00:21.963 --> 00:00:23.320 I'm not dating a nerd. 00:00:23.320 --> 00:00:24.599 - That just means he likes Star Wars, 00:00:24.599 --> 00:00:25.860 that doesn't make you a nerd. 00:00:25.860 --> 00:00:26.898 A lotta people like Star Wars. 00:00:26.898 --> 00:00:28.399 - I know, but he puts it as his interest, 00:00:28.399 --> 00:00:29.951 like, if you love a movie that much, 00:00:29.951 --> 00:00:31.130 it's a little overboard. 00:00:31.130 --> 00:00:31.759 - Really? 00:00:31.759 --> 00:00:33.882 What do you think about this? 00:00:33.882 --> 00:00:36.049 - (gasps) That's from my childhood. 00:00:36.049 --> 00:00:37.602 I'm very nostalgic. 00:00:37.602 --> 00:00:38.768 - That why you're wearing overalls? 00:00:38.768 --> 00:00:39.754 - Yes. 00:00:39.754 --> 00:00:41.031 Okay, how about this guy? 00:00:41.031 --> 00:00:43.110 He likes sports, he's a King's fan, 00:00:43.110 --> 00:00:44.695 he seems normal. 00:00:44.695 --> 00:00:46.603 - He seems great, swipe right. 00:00:46.603 --> 00:00:49.036 - Its a match! 00:00:49.036 --> 00:00:51.099 - Oh, you both die alone, probably. 00:00:51.099 --> 00:00:52.644 - Okay, I have to ask, 00:00:52.644 --> 00:00:54.799 you didn't have the beard in your profile picture, 00:00:54.799 --> 00:00:55.827 when did you grow that? 00:00:55.827 --> 00:00:56.819 - I been growin' this puppy out 00:00:56.819 --> 00:00:59.152 ever since my King's made the playoffs, 00:00:59.152 --> 00:01:00.502 just for luck, ya know? 00:01:00.502 --> 00:01:01.235 - Okay. 00:01:01.235 --> 00:01:02.976 You have any other superstitions? 00:01:02.976 --> 00:01:04.015 - I wear the same pair of boxers 00:01:04.015 --> 00:01:05.971 I wore last time we won the Stanley Cup, 00:01:05.971 --> 00:01:08.458 and I don't shower. 00:01:08.458 --> 00:01:09.524 - Oh. 00:01:09.524 --> 00:01:11.996 - (gulping) - Seriously? 00:01:11.996 --> 00:01:13.851 - (low belch) Let's get one more! 00:01:13.851 --> 00:01:15.134 - Okay, Sports was a bust, 00:01:15.134 --> 00:01:16.049 how 'bout this guy? 00:01:16.049 --> 00:01:16.888 He likes art. 00:01:16.888 --> 00:01:17.751 He's an adult! 00:01:17.751 --> 00:01:19.296 - This red, white and blue penis 00:01:19.296 --> 00:01:22.968 represents the patriarchal American oppression of other nations. 00:01:22.968 --> 00:01:25.262 - Is that that guy from that TV show? 00:01:25.262 --> 00:01:27.697 - I really like the Big Bang Theory. 00:01:27.697 --> 00:01:28.948 - Yikes. 00:01:28.948 --> 00:01:29.984 This guy seems normal. 00:01:29.984 --> 00:01:31.623 - I really wanted to list more of my interests, 00:01:31.623 --> 00:01:32.551 but evidently, 00:01:32.551 --> 00:01:36.324 they have a rule against furries and big jugs. 00:01:36.324 --> 00:01:38.485 Like, I'm just really into furries and big jugs. 00:01:38.485 --> 00:01:40.146 - Check, please. 00:01:40.146 --> 00:01:41.698 Okay, I'll try the Star Wars guy, 00:01:41.698 --> 00:01:42.804 I mean, how bad could he be? 00:01:42.804 --> 00:01:43.704 (harp flourish) 00:01:43.704 --> 00:01:47.455 (guttural moaning) 00:01:47.455 --> 00:01:50.610 - Oh, I, nope. 00:01:50.610 --> 00:01:53.478 No. 00:01:53.478 --> 00:01:55.846 Oh, God, what have I gotten myself into? 00:01:55.846 --> 00:01:57.639 (lively jazz) 00:01:57.639 --> 00:01:58.792 - Lisa, right? 00:01:58.792 --> 00:01:59.534 - Yeah. 00:01:59.534 --> 00:02:00.273 - I'm Tyler. 00:02:00.273 --> 00:02:00.979 - Hi. 00:02:00.979 --> 00:02:01.923 - Oh, God, I'm so sorry I'm late. 00:02:01.923 --> 00:02:02.719 - That's okay. 00:02:02.719 --> 00:02:04.778 But look, before we go any further, 00:02:04.778 --> 00:02:06.387 I feel like I need to tell you, 00:02:06.387 --> 00:02:09.867 I've never seen Star Wars before and I feel really weird about it, 00:02:09.867 --> 00:02:11.576 so, I'm sorry? 00:02:11.576 --> 00:02:12.950 - This is about my profile, right? 00:02:12.950 --> 00:02:13.717 - Yeah. 00:02:13.717 --> 00:02:14.817 - Okay, ah, 00:02:14.817 --> 00:02:18.594 I like the movies but they do not define me at all. 00:02:18.594 --> 00:02:19.646 - Okay. 00:02:19.646 --> 00:02:20.774 - You're an actress, right? 00:02:20.774 --> 00:02:23.898 - Ah, yes, and I also own a children's theater. 00:02:23.898 --> 00:02:24.683 - No way, 00:02:24.683 --> 00:02:26.346 my mom's a high school drama teacher! 00:02:26.346 --> 00:02:27.230 - No way! 00:02:27.230 --> 00:02:28.831 - She's been doin' it forever, like since I was a little kid. 00:02:28.831 --> 00:02:30.399 - Aw, that's so cute. 00:02:30.399 --> 00:02:32.751 (romantic music) 00:02:41.898 --> 00:02:44.106 - Wyatt is a very cute dog. 00:02:44.106 --> 00:02:44.891 - Thanks! 00:02:44.891 --> 00:02:47.718 Oh, gosh, it's almost five o'clock, I totally lost track of time. 00:02:47.718 --> 00:02:50.645 I need to go to therapy to ah, pilates! 00:02:50.645 --> 00:02:52.099 I gotta go to pilates, so-- 00:02:52.099 --> 00:02:53.444 - Do you want me to walk you to your car? 00:02:53.444 --> 00:02:54.516 - Yeah, that'd be nice. 00:02:54.516 --> 00:02:55.992 - Alright, cool. Ladies first. 00:02:55.992 --> 00:02:57.536 No, I don't think so, 00:02:57.536 --> 00:03:01.782 he was nursing that glass of wine also, that whole time we were there. 00:03:01.782 --> 00:03:03.129 It's very strange. 00:03:03.129 --> 00:03:05.744 - Very sad. This is me. 00:03:05.744 --> 00:03:06.390 - Alright, 00:03:06.390 --> 00:03:09.635 well, we should totally do this again, I had a great time. 00:03:09.635 --> 00:03:12.374 - I did too, I'd like that. 00:03:14.834 --> 00:03:16.204 - So, I'll call you? 00:03:16.492 --> 00:03:17.651 - Yeah. 00:03:17.651 --> 00:03:18.712 - Have a good night. 00:03:18.712 --> 00:03:20.356 - 'Kay, you too. 00:03:22.006 --> 00:03:23.182 (dramatic flourish) 00:03:28.883 --> 00:03:31.315 Shit! I'm in love with a Star Wars nerd! 00:03:35.236 --> 00:03:36.371 - Next time: 00:03:36.371 --> 00:03:37.765 This is Luke Skywalker. 00:03:37.765 --> 00:03:40.427 He's trained to become a Jedi master by? 00:03:40.427 --> 00:03:41.261 - Spock. 00:03:41.261 --> 00:03:42.166 - That's Star Trek. 00:03:42.166 --> 00:03:42.776 - Gandalf! 00:03:42.776 --> 00:03:44.187 - That's Lord of the Rings. 00:03:44.187 --> 00:03:45.223 - Neil Armstrong. 00:03:45.223 --> 00:03:46.091 - That's a real person. 00:03:46.091 --> 00:03:49.005 Did you graduate high school?