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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.95,0:00:02.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ooh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.96,0:00:04.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why does he look like a Mumford & Son?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.66,0:00:07.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, No!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.14,0:00:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Looks like your dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.16,0:00:08.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Swipe right!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.99,0:00:10.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, no, Tracy,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.13,0:00:11.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if this is what dating is like,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.29,0:00:12.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you needa buy me 30 cats,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.67,0:00:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I'm dying alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.12,0:00:16.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You are so ridiculous,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.14,0:00:17.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they're not all bad,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.01,0:00:18.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like, look, what about him?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.53,0:00:19.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at that!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.65,0:00:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know, but look at his interests,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.00,0:00:21.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he likes Star Wars.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.96,0:00:23.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not dating a nerd.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.32,0:00:24.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That just means he likes Star Wars,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.60,0:00:25.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that doesn't make you a nerd.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.86,0:00:26.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A lotta people like Star Wars.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.90,0:00:28.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I know, but he puts it as his interest,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.40,0:00:29.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like, if you love a movie that much,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.95,0:00:31.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's a little overboard.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.13,0:00:31.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.76,0:00:33.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you think about this?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.88,0:00:36.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (gasps) That's from my childhood.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.05,0:00:37.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm very nostalgic.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.60,0:00:38.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That why you're wearing overalls?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.77,0:00:39.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.75,0:00:41.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, how about this guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.03,0:00:43.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He likes sports, he's a King's fan,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.11,0:00:44.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he seems normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.70,0:00:46.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He seems great, swipe right.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.60,0:00:49.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Its a match!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.04,0:00:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, you both die alone, probably.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.10,0:00:52.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay, I have to ask,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.64,0:00:54.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you didn't have the beard \Nin your profile picture,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.80,0:00:55.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when did you grow that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.83,0:00:56.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I been growin' this puppy out
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.82,0:00:59.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ever since my King's made the playoffs,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.15,0:01:00.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just for luck, ya know?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.50,0:01:01.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.24,0:01:02.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have any other superstitions?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.98,0:01:04.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I wear the same pair of boxers
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.02,0:01:05.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wore last time we won the Stanley Cup,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.97,0:01:08.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I don't shower.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.46,0:01:09.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.52,0:01:11.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (gulping)\N- Seriously?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.100,0:01:13.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (low belch) Let's get one more!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.85,0:01:15.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay, Sports was a bust,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.13,0:01:16.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how 'bout this guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.05,0:01:16.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He likes art.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.89,0:01:17.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's an adult!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.75,0:01:19.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- This red, white and blue penis
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.30,0:01:22.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,represents the patriarchal American\Noppression of other nations.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.97,0:01:25.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Is that that guy from that TV show?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.26,0:01:27.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I really like the Big Bang Theory.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.70,0:01:28.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yikes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.95,0:01:29.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This guy seems normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.98,0:01:31.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I really wanted to list more \Nof my interests,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.62,0:01:32.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but evidently,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.55,0:01:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they have a rule \Nagainst furries and big jugs.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.32,0:01:38.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, I'm just really into \Nfurries and big jugs.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.48,0:01:40.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Check, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.15,0:01:41.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I'll try the Star Wars guy,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.70,0:01:42.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, how bad could he be?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.80,0:01:43.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(harp flourish)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.70,0:01:47.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(guttural moaning)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.46,0:01:50.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, I, nope.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.61,0:01:53.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.48,0:01:55.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, God, what have I gotten myself into?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.85,0:01:57.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(lively jazz)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.64,0:01:58.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Lisa, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.79,0:01:59.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.53,0:02:00.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm Tyler.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.27,0:02:00.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.98,0:02:01.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, God, I'm so sorry I'm late.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.92,0:02:02.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.72,0:02:04.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But look, before we go any further,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.78,0:02:06.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like I need to tell you,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.39,0:02:09.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've never seen Star Wars before\Nand I feel really weird about it,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.87,0:02:11.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so, I'm sorry?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.58,0:02:12.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- This is about my profile, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.95,0:02:13.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.72,0:02:14.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay, ah,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.82,0:02:18.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like the movies but they do not\Ndefine me at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.59,0:02:19.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.65,0:02:20.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You're an actress, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.77,0:02:23.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ah, yes, and I also own \Na children's theater.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.90,0:02:24.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No way, \N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.68,0:02:26.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my mom's a high school drama teacher!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.35,0:02:27.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No way!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.23,0:02:28.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- She's been doin' it forever,\Nlike since I was a little kid.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.83,0:02:30.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Aw, that's so cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.40,0:02:32.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(romantic music)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.90,0:02:44.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wyatt is a very cute dog.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.11,0:02:44.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Thanks!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.89,0:02:47.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, gosh, it's almost five o'clock,\NI totally lost track of time.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.72,0:02:50.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need to go to therapy to ah, pilates!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.64,0:02:52.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gotta go to pilates, so--
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.10,0:02:53.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Do you want me to walk you to your car?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.44,0:02:54.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, that'd be nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.52,0:02:55.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Alright, cool. Ladies first.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.99,0:02:57.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I don't think so,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.54,0:03:01.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he was nursing that glass of wine also,\Nthat whole time we were there.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.78,0:03:03.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's very strange.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.13,0:03:05.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Very sad. This is me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.74,0:03:06.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Alright,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.39,0:03:09.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well, we should totally do this again,\NI had a great time.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.64,0:03:12.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I did too, I'd like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.83,0:03:16.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So, I'll call you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.49,0:03:17.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.65,0:03:18.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Have a good night.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.71,0:03:20.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- 'Kay, you too.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.01,0:03:23.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(dramatic flourish)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.88,0:03:31.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shit! I'm in love with a Star Wars nerd!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.24,0:03:36.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Next time:
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.37,0:03:37.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is Luke Skywalker.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.76,0:03:40.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's trained to become a Jedi master by?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.43,0:03:41.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Spock.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.26,0:03:42.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's Star Trek.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.17,0:03:42.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Gandalf!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.78,0:03:44.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's Lord of the Rings.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.19,0:03:45.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Neil Armstrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.22,0:03:46.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's a real person.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.09,0:03:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you graduate high school?