- Ooh!

Why does he look like a Mumford & Son?

No!

Looks like your dad.

Swipe right!

- Oh, no, Tracy,

if this is what dating is like,

you needa buy me 30 cats,

because I'm dying alone.

- You are so ridiculous,

they're not all bad,

like, look, what about him?

Look at that!

I know, but look at his interests,

he likes Star Wars.

I'm not dating a nerd.

- That just means he likes Star Wars,

that doesn't make you a nerd.

A lotta people like Star Wars.

- I know, but he puts it as his interest,

like, if you love a movie that much,

it's a little overboard.

- Really?

What do you think about this?

- (gasps) That's from my childhood.

I'm very nostalgic.

- That why you're wearing overalls?

- Yes.

Okay, how about this guy?

He likes sports, he's a King's fan,

he seems normal.

- He seems great, swipe right.

- Its a match!

- Oh, you both die alone, probably.

- Okay, I have to ask,

you didn't have the beard 
in your profile picture,

when did you grow that?

- I been growin' this puppy out ever since

my King's made the playoffs,

just for luck, ya know?

- Okay.

You have any other superstitions?

- I wear the same pair of boxers I wore

last time we won the Stanley Cup,

and I don't shower.

- Oh.

- (gulping)
- Seriously?

- (low belch) Let's get one more!

- Okay, Sports was the best,

how 'bout this guy?

He likes art.

He's an adult!

- This red, white and blue penis

represents the patriarchal American
oppression of other nations.

- Is that that guy from that TV show?

- I really like the Big Bang Theory.

- Yikes.

This guy seems normal.

- I really wanted to list more 
of my interests,

but evidently, they have a rule against

furries and big jugs.

Like, I'm just really into furries
and big jugs.

- Check, please.

Okay, I'll try the Star Wars guy,

I mean, how bad could he be?

(harp flourish)

(guttural moan)

- Oh, I, nope.

No.

Oh, God, what have I gotten myself into?

(light jazz)

- Lisa, right?

- Yeah.

- I'm Tyler.

- Hi.

- Oh, God, I'm so sorry I'm late.

- That's okay.

But look, before we go any further,

I feel like I need to tell you,

I've never seen Star Wars before
and I feel really weird about it,

so, I'm sorry?

- This is about my profile, right?

- Yeah.

- Okay, ah,

I like the movies but they do not
define me at all.

- Okay.

- You're an actress, right?

- Ah, yes, and I also own 
a children's theater.

- No way,

my mom's a high school drama teacher!

- No way!

- She's been doin' it forever,
like since I was a little kid.

- Aw, that's so cute.

(romantic music)

- Wyatt is a very cute dog.

- Thanks!

Oh, gosh, it's almost five o'clock,
I totally lost track of time.

I need to go to therapy to ah, pilates!

I gotta go to pilates, so--

- Do you want me to walk you to your car?

- Yeah, that'd be nice.

- Alright, cool. Ladies first.

No, I don't think so,

he was nursing that glass of wine also,
that whole time we were there.

It's very strange.

- Very sad. This is me.

- Alright,

well, we should totally do this again,
I had a great time.

- I did too, I'd like that.

- So, I'll call you?

- Yeah.

- Have a good night.

- 'Kay, you too.

(dramatic flourish)

Shit! I'm in love with a Star Wars nerd!

- Next time:

This is Luke Skywalker.

He's trained to become a Jedi master by?

- Spock.

- That's Star Trek.

- Gandalf!

- That's Lord of the Rings.

- Neil Armstrong.

- That's a real person.

Did you graduate high school?