9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Ooh!

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Why does he look like a Mumford & Son?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
No!

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Looks like your dad.

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Swipe right!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Oh, no, Tracy,

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if this is what dating is like,

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you needa buy me 30 cats,

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because I'm dying alone.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- You are so ridiculous,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
they're not all bad,

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like, look, what about him?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Look at that!

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I know, but look at his interests,

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he likes Star Wars.

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I'm not dating a nerd.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- That just means he likes Star Wars,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
that doesn't make you a nerd.

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A lotta people like Star Wars.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- I know, but he puts it as his interest,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
like, if you love a movie that much,

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it's a little overboard.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Really?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
What do you think about this?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- (gasps) That's from my childhood.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I'm very nostalgic.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- That why you're wearing overalls?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Yes.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Okay, how about this guy?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
He likes sports, he's a King's fan,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
he seems normal.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- He seems great, swipe right.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Its a match!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Oh, you both die alone, probably.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Okay, I have to ask,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
you didn't have the beard [br]in your profile picture,

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when did you grow that?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- I been growin' this puppy out ever since

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my King's made the playoffs,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
just for luck, ya know?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Okay.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You have any other superstitions?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- I wear the same pair of boxers I wore

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last time we won the Stanley Cup,

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and I don't shower.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Oh.[br]

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- (gulping)[br]- Seriously?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- (low belch) Let's get one more!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Okay, Sports was the best,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
how 'bout this guy?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
He likes art.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
He's an adult!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- This red, white and blue penis

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
represents the patriarchal American[br]oppression of other nations.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Is that that guy from that TV show?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- I really like the Big Bang Theory.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Yikes.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
This guy seems normal.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- I really wanted to list more [br]of my interests,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
but evidently, they have a rule against

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furries and big jugs.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Like, I'm just really into furries[br]and big jugs.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Check, please.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Okay, I'll try the Star Wars guy,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I mean, how bad could he be?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(harp flourish)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(guttural moan)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Oh, I, nope.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
No.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh, God, what have I gotten myself into?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(light jazz)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Lisa, right?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Yeah.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- I'm Tyler.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Hi.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Oh, God, I'm so sorry I'm late.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- That's okay.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
But look, before we go any further,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I feel like I need to tell you,

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I've never seen Star Wars before[br]and I feel really weird about it,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
so, I'm sorry?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- This is about my profile, right?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Yeah.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Okay, ah,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I like the movies but they do not[br]define me at all.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Okay.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- You're an actress, right?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Ah, yes, and I also own [br]a children's theater.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- No way, [br]

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
my mom's a high school drama teacher!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- No way!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- She's been doin' it forever,[br]like since I was a little kid.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Aw, that's so cute.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(romantic music)

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Wyatt is a very cute dog.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Thanks!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Oh, gosh, it's almost five o'clock,[br]I totally lost track of time.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I need to go to therapy to ah, pilates!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I gotta go to pilates, so--

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Do you want me to walk you to your car?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Yeah, that'd be nice.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Alright, cool. Ladies first.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
No, I don't think so,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
he was nursing that glass of wine also,[br]that whole time we were there.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
It's very strange.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Very sad. This is me.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Alright,

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
well, we should totally do this again,[br]I had a great time.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- I did too, I'd like that.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- So, I'll call you?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Yeah.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Have a good night.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- 'Kay, you too.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(dramatic flourish)

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Shit! I'm in love with a Star Wars nerd!

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- Next time:

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This is Luke Skywalker.

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He's trained to become a Jedi master by?

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Spock.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- That's Star Trek.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Gandalf!

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- That's Lord of the Rings.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- Neil Armstrong.

9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
- That's a real person.

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Did you graduate high school?