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Hello?

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Yes?

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What?

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Sir, kindly switch off your mobile phone.

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Just one sec, please.

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Excuse me.

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Excuse me...

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Sir, please sit down.

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Captain, there's a medical emergency.

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A passenger has just
fallen down in the aisle.

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Delhi, Air lndia 101 returning
due to medical emergency.

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Excuse me, sir.

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Hold on!

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l'm fine now, thanks.
Carry on, please.

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Wait.

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- Get the car!
- Mr. Dhillon?

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Want the name tattooed?
Get the car.

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To the hotel, sir?

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Yes, yes, but via Vasant Vihar.

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Step on the gas, dude!

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Yeah, Farhan?

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Get ready. l'll pick you up
in five minutes.

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What happened?

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Chatur called. Remember him?

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The 'Silencer'?

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Yeah.

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He said Rancho is coming.

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What?

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He said - Come to the campus at 8.
On the tank.

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Oh shucks!

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Hurry!

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Ok.

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Honey, l'll be back soon.
Oh, shoes.

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We found our buddy.

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What?

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Tell me later - bye.

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You forgot your pants.

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Now to the hotel sir?

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Yes, but via Imperial College of Engineering.

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Ok sir.

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Forgot my socks.

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More than just your socks...

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your pants.

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Oh no.

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Now get my brother
from the airport

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Same last name - Dhillon

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This is Dhillon.
Where's my cab? On the runway?

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Hey Rancho

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Hey Chatur, where's Rancho?

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Rancho

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Where's Rancho?

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Welcome, idiots

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Some 'madeira' for you?

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The same rum you
guzzled those days.

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Have a drink.

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Where is Rancho?

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Patience. First look at this

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Don't eye my wife. Check out
the mansion behind, idiots

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$ 3.5 million

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Swimming pool - heated!

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Living room - maple wood flooring

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My new Lamborghini 6496 cc -

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very fast.

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Why're you showing us all this?

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Forgot?

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What's this?

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'5th September'. Today's date

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l challenge you

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We'll meet again after ten years

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Same day. Same place

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We'll see who's more successful

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Have the balls? C'mon, bet!

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Remember? l'd challenged
that idiot right here

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l kept my promise. l'm back

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Jackass! l aborted a flight,
he forgot his pants

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all to meet Rancho

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5 years we've searched.
Don't know if he's alive

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and you think he'll show up
for your silly bet

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l know he won't show up

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You gonna break his jaw
or should l

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So why'd you call us here?

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To meet Rancho.

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Come and see where l've reached
and where he rots

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So you know where Rancho is?

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Yes.

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Where?

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He is in Shimla.

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Free as the wind was he

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Like a soaring kite was he

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Where did he go... let's find him

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Free as the wind was he

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Like a soaring kite was he

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Where did he go... let's find him

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We were led by the path we took

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While he carved a path of his own

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Stumbling, rising, carefree walked he

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We fretted about the morrow

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He simply reveled in today

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Living each moment to the fullest

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Where did he come from...

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He who touched our
hearts and vanished...

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Where did he go... let's find him

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ln scorching Sun,
he was like a patch of shade...

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ln an endless desert, like an oasis...

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On a bruised heart,
like soothing balm was he

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Afraid, we stayed confined in the well

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Fearless, he frolicked in the river

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Never hesitating to swim
against the tide

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He wandered lonesome as a cloud

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... Yet he was our dearest friend

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Where did he go... let's find him

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Rancho

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Ranchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad

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He was as unique as his name

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From birth we were taught -
Life is a race

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Run fast or you'll be trampled

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Even to be born, one had to race
300 million sperms

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1978. l was born at 5.15 pm

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At 5.16, my father announced

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My son will be an engineer.
- Farhan Qureshi. B.Tech. Engineer

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And my fate was sealed

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What l wanted to be... no one asked

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<i>Raju Rastogi...
Ranchoddas Chanchad</i>

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Room number?

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D-26

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C'mon

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l'm Man Mohan. MM

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These engineers call me
Millimeter

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For eggs, bread, milk, laundry

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finishing journals,
copying assignments

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l'm your guy. Fixed rates.
No bargaining

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Hey wait, hold this

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Meet Kilobyte, Megabyte
and their mother Gigabyte

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Go ahead, click -
this family doesn't bite.

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Check him out...
another God-fearing soul.

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- Hi. Farhan Qureshi.
- l'm Raju Rastogi.

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Don't worry.

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a few days here and
he'll lose faith in God.

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Then naked babes will be
on the wall, and he'll say -

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"Oh God, give me one chance with her"

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Get out of here.

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Four bucks. Two per bag.

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Here's five. Keep the change.

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Thanks boss. For your tip,
here's one in return -

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Wear your best underwear tonight.

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Why?

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Your Majesty, thou art great

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Accept this humble offering

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Ha... here's a He-Man

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What a pretty piece.
Cute and compact

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A campus tradition - On Day 1...

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Freshmen must pay
their respects to Seniors

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in their underwear.

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This is when we first saw Rancho

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Spiderman

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Batman

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Fresh meat

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Greetings.
Drop your pants, get stamped

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Name?

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'Ranchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad'

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What a mouthful!
Needs serious cramming

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Come on - pants off

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Being stubborn?

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Wet pants not good, kiddo.
Take them off

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- Aall izz well.
- What's that?

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Aall izz well.

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What did he say?

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Someone tell him.
Hey James Bond.

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Make him understand.

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Take off your pants or
they are going to piss on you.

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Hey 007!
Ashamed to speak Hindi?

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Sorry sir, l was born in Uganda,
studied in Pondicherry

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so little slow in Hindi

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So explain slowly. No hurry

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Feeling cold?

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Pray undress

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or he'll do
'urine-expulsion' on you

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Calls pissing 'urine-expulsion'!

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A true linguist
in the land of engineers!

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Hey, come out of there

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Come out or...

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or l'll do 'urine-expulsion'
on your door

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lf you aren't out by
the count of ten

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l'll do 'urine-expulsion'
on your door all semester

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One

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Two

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Three

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Four

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Five

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Six

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Seven

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Eight

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Nine

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Ten

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Salt water is a great conductor
of electricity. 8th Grade Physics

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We had studied it.
He applied it

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Dr. Viru Sahastrabuddhe
was the Director of lCE

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Students called him Virus,
computer Virus

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Virus on the way, with eggs

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Freshmen are summoned.
Come quickly

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Virus was the most competitive
man we had ever seen

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He couldn't bear anyone
getting ahead of him

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To save time,
his shirts had Velcro

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and his ties had hooks

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He'd trained his mind to write
with both hands simultaneously

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Everyday at 2 pm he took a
71/2 minute power nap

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with an opera as lullaby

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Govind, his valet, had instructions

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to carry out all unproductive tasks
such as shaving, nail-cutting etc

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What is this?
- Sir, nest

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Whose?
- A koel bird's nest, sir

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Wrong

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A koel bird never makes
her own nest

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She lays her eggs in
other nests

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And when they hatch,
what do they do?

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They push the other eggs
out of the nest

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Competition over

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Their life begins with murder.
That's nature

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Compete or die

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You also are like the koel birds

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And these are the eggs
you smashed to get into lCE

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Don't forget, lCE gets
400,000 applications a year

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and only 200 are selected - You!

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And these? Finished.
Broken eggs

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My son... he tried for three years

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Rejected. Every time

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Remember, life is a race

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If you don't run fast,
you'll get trampled

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Let me tell you a
very interesting story

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This is an astronaut pen

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Fountain pens and ballpoint pens
don't work in outer space

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So scientists spent
millions to invent this pen

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It can write at any angle, in any
temperature, in zero gravity

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One day, when I was a student

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the Director of our institute
called me

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He said, 'Viru Sahastrabuddhe.'
I said, 'Yes sir'

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'Come here!'
I got scared

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He showed me this pen

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He said, 'This is a
symbol of excellence'

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'I give it to you'

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'When you come across an
extraordinary student like yourself

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...pass it onto him'

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For 32 years, I've been
waiting for that student

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But no luck

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Anyone here, who'll strive
to win this pen?

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Good.
Put your hands down

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Shall I post it on the notice board?
Hands down

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One question, sir

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Sir, if pens didn't work
in outer space

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why didn't the astronauts
use a pencil?

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They'd have saved millions

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I will get back to you on this

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He zaps a Senior's privates
at night

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fingers the Director in the day.
Best avoid him

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You deflated Virus's erection

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Your Majesty, thou art great.
Accept this humble offering

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Buzz off.
You don't have school?

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Who'll pay for it? Your pop?

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Keep off my dad!
- Relax

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For school you don't need
tuition money, just a uniform

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Pick a school,
buy the uniform, slip into class

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In that sea of kids,
no one will notice

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If I get caught?
- Then new uniform, new school

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See that?
- He was different...

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He challenged conventions
at every stage

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A free-spirited bird had
landed in Virus's nest

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We were robots, blindly following
our professors' commands

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He was the only one
who was not a machine

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What is a machine?

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Why're you smiling?

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Sir, to study Engineering
was a childhood dream

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I'm so happy to be here finally

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No need to be so happy.
Define a machine

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A machine is anything that
reduces human effort

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Will you please elaborate?

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Anything that simplifies work,
or saves time, is a machine

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It's a warm day, press a button,
get a blast of air

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The fan... A machine!

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Speak to a friend miles away.
The telephone... A machine!

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Compute millions in seconds.
The calculator... A machine!

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We're surrounded by machines

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From a pen's nib to a pants' zip -
all machines

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Up and down in a second.
Up, down, up, down...

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What is the definition?

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I just gave it to you, sir

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You'll write this in the exam?
This is a machine - up, down...

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Idiot! Anybody else?

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Yes?

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Sir, machines are any combination
of bodies so connected

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that their relative motions
are constrained

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and by which means, force
and motion may be transmitted

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and modified as a screw
and its nut, or a lever arranged

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to turn about a fulcrum
or a pulley about its pivot, etc

00:24:46.361 --> 00:24:48.401
especially, a construction,
more or less complex

00:24:48.486 --> 00:24:50.401
consisting of a combination
of moving parts, or

00:24:50.486 --> 00:24:53.818
simple mechanical elements,
as wheels, levers, cams etc

00:24:55.152 --> 00:24:56.110
Wonderful

00:24:56.402 --> 00:24:57.860
Perfect. Please sit down

00:24:58.111 --> 00:24:59.443
Thank you

00:25:01.027 --> 00:25:03.860
But sir, I said the same thing,
in simple language

00:25:04.069 --> 00:25:08.026
If you prefer simple language,
join an Arts and Commerce college

00:25:08.152 --> 00:25:10.026
But sir, one must get
the meaning too

00:25:10.611 --> 00:25:13.651
What's the point of blindly
cramming a bookish definition

00:25:13.902 --> 00:25:15.526
You think you're smarter
than the book?

00:25:15.902 --> 00:25:20.860
Write the textbook definition, mister,
if you want to pass

00:25:21.027 --> 00:25:22.776
But there are other books...
- Get out!

00:25:23.777 --> 00:25:25.068
Why?

00:25:25.236 --> 00:25:27.276
In simple language - Out!

00:25:37.111 --> 00:25:38.068
Idiot!

00:25:40.111 --> 00:25:42.610
So, we were discussing
the machine...

00:25:44.194 --> 00:25:45.151
Why're you back?

00:25:46.277 --> 00:25:47.360
I forgot something

00:25:47.986 --> 00:25:48.860
What?

00:25:49.986 --> 00:25:52.318
Instruments that record,
analyze, summarize, organize

00:25:52.402 --> 00:25:54.735
debate and explain information;
that are illustrated, non-illustrated

00:25:54.861 --> 00:25:56.776
hard-bound, paperback,
jacketed, non jacketed

00:25:56.944 --> 00:25:58.901
with foreword, introduction,
table-of-contents, index

00:25:58.986 --> 00:26:00.818
that are intended for the
enlightenment, understanding

00:26:00.986 --> 00:26:02.651
enrichment, enhancement and
education of the human brain

00:26:02.777 --> 00:26:04.901
through the sensory route of
vision, sometimes touch

00:26:10.736 --> 00:26:12.693
What do you mean?

00:26:12.944 --> 00:26:14.235
Books, sir

00:26:16.194 --> 00:26:17.193
I forgot my books. May I?

00:26:17.569 --> 00:26:19.235
Couldn't you ask simply?

00:26:19.652 --> 00:26:22.860
I tried earlier, sir.
It simply didn't work

00:26:28.402 --> 00:26:31.985
Professors kept Rancho
mostly out... seldom in

00:26:32.402 --> 00:26:35.235
When thrown out of one class,
he'd slip into another

00:26:35.694 --> 00:26:39.693
He said - First year or fourth year,
it's knowledge. Just grab it

00:26:40.152 --> 00:26:41.485
He was unlike any of us

00:26:42.319 --> 00:26:44.110
We fought for a shower
every morning

00:26:44.694 --> 00:26:46.943
He'd bathe wherever
he found water

00:26:47.111 --> 00:26:47.985
Morning, sir

00:26:50.236 --> 00:26:51.693
Machines were his passion

00:26:51.944 --> 00:26:56.235
When he spotted them,
he opened them

00:26:56.569 --> 00:26:57.568
Some he could re-assemble...

00:26:58.652 --> 00:26:59.985
some he couldn't

00:27:00.861 --> 00:27:03.360
There was another, just like him

00:27:06.152 --> 00:27:07.401
Joy Lobo

00:27:08.194 --> 00:27:09.860
Sir. Excuse me, sir

00:27:10.736 --> 00:27:11.943
Mr. Joy Lobo!

00:27:12.861 --> 00:27:15.276
Sir, if I could know the
convocation dates...

00:27:15.402 --> 00:27:16.235
Why?

00:27:16.319 --> 00:27:18.151
Dad wants to make
train reservations

00:27:18.527 --> 00:27:22.026
I'm the first engineer from my
village. Everyone wants to attend

00:27:22.902 --> 00:27:25.110
In that case, call your dad

00:27:25.819 --> 00:27:27.693
Please hurry up.
Don't waste my time

00:27:34.277 --> 00:27:35.151
Hello

00:27:35.277 --> 00:27:38.318
Dad, the Director wants to
speak to you

00:27:38.486 --> 00:27:39.485
Joy!

00:27:39.694 --> 00:27:42.110
Mr. Lobo, your son won't
graduate this year

00:27:43.652 --> 00:27:44.610
What happened, sir?

00:27:44.694 --> 00:27:46.860
He has violated all deadlines

00:27:47.069 --> 00:27:50.943
Mr. Lobo, it's an unrealistic project

00:27:51.361 --> 00:27:52.985
He is making some
nonsense helicopter

00:27:53.277 --> 00:27:57.901
I suggest you don't book
your tickets. I'm so sorry

00:28:00.111 --> 00:28:02.526
Sir, I am this close, sir
- Is your project ready?

00:28:03.069 --> 00:28:06.901
Is your project ready?
- Sir, see it once, please

00:28:07.027 --> 00:28:08.651
Submit it, and we'll consider

00:28:08.819 --> 00:28:11.151
Sir, a small extension...
- Why, why should I?

00:28:11.236 --> 00:28:14.360
After dad's stroke,
I couldn't focus for two months

00:28:14.486 --> 00:28:15.735
Did you stop eating?

00:28:16.069 --> 00:28:17.276
No

00:28:17.486 --> 00:28:18.401
Stopped bathing?

00:28:19.569 --> 00:28:20.443
So why stop studying?

00:28:20.569 --> 00:28:23.276
Sir, I'm very close.
See it once, please...

00:28:23.402 --> 00:28:24.568
Mr. Lobo!

00:28:24.902 --> 00:28:27.776
Sunday afternoon, my son
fell off a train and died

00:28:27.986 --> 00:28:33.026
Monday morning, I taught a class.
So don't give me that nonsense

00:28:35.444 --> 00:28:38.193
I can give you sympathy,
not an extension

00:28:39.236 --> 00:28:40.860
Sir... I'm very close...

00:29:10.986 --> 00:29:12.943
♪ Lifelong I lived ♪

00:29:13.152 --> 00:29:15.360
♪ The life of another ♪

00:29:15.569 --> 00:29:17.860
♪ For just one moment ♪

00:29:18.277 --> 00:29:20.610
♪ Let me live as I... ♪

00:29:20.819 --> 00:29:22.776
♪ Lifelong I lived ♪

00:29:23.111 --> 00:29:25.276
♪ The life of another ♪

00:29:25.527 --> 00:29:27.568
♪ For just one moment ♪

00:29:27.944 --> 00:29:30.401
♪ Let me live as I... ♪

00:29:40.527 --> 00:29:45.068
♪ Give me some sunshine
Give me some rain ♪

00:29:45.444 --> 00:29:50.276
♪ Give me another chance
I wanna grow up once again ♪

00:29:50.361 --> 00:29:54.901
♪ Give me some sunshine
Give me some rain ♪

00:29:55.236 --> 00:30:00.985
♪ Give me another chance
I wanna grow up once again ♪

00:30:02.027 --> 00:30:03.443
Dude's come up with an
amazing design

00:30:03.819 --> 00:30:05.276
A wireless camera atop a helicopter

00:30:07.694 --> 00:30:09.776
Can be used for
traffic updates, security... Wow!

00:30:10.152 --> 00:30:13.068
But Virus said it's an
impractical design, it won't fly

00:30:13.486 --> 00:30:15.360
It will fly! We'll make it fly

00:30:17.652 --> 00:30:19.860
Don't tell Joy. It'll be a surprise

00:30:20.361 --> 00:30:22.901
We'll fly it up to his window
and capture his reaction

00:30:23.486 --> 00:30:25.610
If we work on his project,
who'll work on ours?

00:30:26.111 --> 00:30:29.193
Tests, vivas, quizzes -
42 exams per semester

00:30:29.861 --> 00:30:31.026
You scare easily, bro

00:30:32.777 --> 00:30:36.651
Take your hand, put it over your
heart, and say, 'Aal izz well'

00:30:36.861 --> 00:30:39.026
All is well?
- Aal izz well

00:30:39.319 --> 00:30:41.693
Words of wisdom from
His Holiness Guru Ranchoddas

00:30:42.194 --> 00:30:44.318
We had an old watchman
in our village

00:30:45.069 --> 00:30:50.401
On night patrol, he'd call out,
'Aal izz well'

00:30:51.069 --> 00:30:54.526
And we slept peacefully.
Then there was a theft

00:30:54.694 --> 00:30:56.776
and we learned that
he couldn't see at night!

00:30:57.069 --> 00:31:00.526
He'd just yell 'Aal izz well',
and we felt secure

00:31:02.402 --> 00:31:06.985
That day I understood
this heart scares easily

00:31:07.819 --> 00:31:09.818
You have to trick it

00:31:11.027 --> 00:31:16.776
However big the problem,
tell your heart, 'All is well, pal'

00:31:18.027 --> 00:31:19.735
That resolves the problem?

00:31:19.986 --> 00:31:21.776
No. But you gain courage to face it

00:31:24.194 --> 00:31:27.651
Learn it up, bro.
We're gonna really need it here

00:31:45.402 --> 00:31:49.776
♪ When life spins out of control
Just let your lips roll ♪

00:31:53.652 --> 00:31:57.693
♪ Let your lips roll
And whistle away the toll ♪

00:32:01.111 --> 00:32:05.485
♪ When life spins out of control
Just let your lips roll ♪

00:32:05.694 --> 00:32:09.443
♪ Just let your lips roll
And whistle away the toll ♪

00:32:09.652 --> 00:32:13.526
♪ Yell - All is Well... ♪

00:32:13.611 --> 00:32:16.818
♪ The chicken's clueless
about the egg's fate ♪

00:32:17.402 --> 00:32:20.818
♪ Will it hatch or
become an omelette ♪

00:32:21.652 --> 00:32:24.818
♪ No one knows
what the future holds ♪

00:32:25.694 --> 00:32:27.443
♪ So let your lips roll
And whistle away the toll ♪

00:32:27.527 --> 00:32:31.943
♪ Whistle away the toll
Yell - All is Well ♪

00:32:32.861 --> 00:32:36.026
♪ Hey bro - All is Well ♪

00:32:36.777 --> 00:32:40.401
♪ Hey mate - All is Well ♪

00:32:40.902 --> 00:32:44.401
♪ Hey bro - All is Well ♪

00:32:53.652 --> 00:32:57.401
♪ Confusion and more confusion
No sign of any solution ♪

00:32:57.611 --> 00:33:01.568
♪ Ah... finally a solution
But wait... what was the question? ♪

00:33:01.694 --> 00:33:04.735
♪ If the timid heart with fear
is about to die ♪

00:33:05.444 --> 00:33:08.818
♪ Then con it bro,
with this simple lie ♪

00:33:09.361 --> 00:33:12.735
♪ Heart's an idiot,
it will fall under that spell ♪

00:33:13.569 --> 00:33:15.443
♪ Let your lips roll
And whistle away the toll ♪

00:33:15.652 --> 00:33:19.776
♪ Whistle away the toll
Yell - All is Well ♪

00:33:20.986 --> 00:33:24.193
♪ Hey bro - All is Well ♪

00:33:24.902 --> 00:33:28.068
♪ Hey mate - All is Well ♪

00:33:28.902 --> 00:33:31.985
♪ Hey bro - All is Well ♪

00:33:41.569 --> 00:33:45.443
♪ Blew the scholarship on booze
But that did not dispel my blues ♪

00:33:45.611 --> 00:33:49.401
♪ Holy incense lit up my plight
And yet God's nowhere in sight ♪

00:33:49.486 --> 00:33:52.735
♪ The lamb is clueless for
what it's destined ♪

00:33:53.527 --> 00:33:56.776
♪ Will it be served on skewers
or simply minced ♪

00:33:57.444 --> 00:34:00.818
♪ No one knows
what the future holds ♪

00:34:01.361 --> 00:34:03.360
♪ So let your lips roll
And whistle away the toll ♪

00:34:03.569 --> 00:34:07.943
♪ Whistle away the toll
Yell - All is Well ♪

00:34:08.902 --> 00:34:11.818
♪ Hey bro - All is Well ♪

00:34:12.860 --> 00:34:15.650
♪ Hey mate - All is Well ♪

00:34:16.985 --> 00:34:19.943
♪ Hey bro - All is Well ♪

00:34:21.402 --> 00:34:25.400
♪ When life spins out of control
Just let your lips roll ♪

00:34:27.652 --> 00:34:31.693
♪ Just let your lips roll
And whistle away the toll ♪

00:34:31.819 --> 00:34:35.400
♪ All is Well ♪

00:34:35.610 --> 00:34:38.568
♪ The chicken's clueless
about the egg's fate ♪

00:34:39.527 --> 00:34:42.775
♪ Will it hatch or
become an omelette ♪

00:34:43.610 --> 00:34:46.568
♪ No one knows
what the future holds ♪

00:34:47.735 --> 00:34:49.443
♪ So let your lips roll
And whistle away the toll ♪

00:34:49.527 --> 00:34:51.068
♪ Whistle away the toll ♪

00:34:51.819 --> 00:34:53.275
♪ Eureka! Eureka! ♪

00:34:55.110 --> 00:34:57.985
♪ Yell - All is Well ♪

00:34:58.944 --> 00:35:02.110
♪ Hey Mrs. Chicken - All is Well ♪

00:35:02.944 --> 00:35:05.943
♪ Hey Mr. Lamb - All is Well ♪

00:35:06.944 --> 00:35:09.985
♪ Hey bro - All is Well ♪

00:35:10.111 --> 00:35:12.235
Hey, take it up to Joy's window.

00:35:12.902 --> 00:35:13.985
Take it higher.

00:35:14.819 --> 00:35:16.485
Look at Silencer - the nude dude!

00:35:19.944 --> 00:35:21.485
Joy, come out.

00:35:23.444 --> 00:35:25.068
Come to the window.

00:35:25.277 --> 00:35:26.651
Joy, look outside.

00:36:20.986 --> 00:36:21.860
Good news, sir.

00:36:23.236 --> 00:36:26.235
The police and Joy's father
have no clue.

00:36:27.527 --> 00:36:28.860
Everyone thinks this is suicide.

00:36:31.111 --> 00:36:32.276
The post mortem report -

00:36:32.569 --> 00:36:34.901
Cause of Death: Intense
pressure on windpipe

00:36:35.111 --> 00:36:36.110
resulting in choking

00:36:38.861 --> 00:36:42.818
All think the pressure
on the jugular killed him

00:36:44.527 --> 00:36:47.485
What about the mental pressure
for the last four years?

00:36:48.444 --> 00:36:49.360
That's missing in the report.

00:36:52.277 --> 00:36:53.985
Engineers are a clever bunch...

00:36:55.444 --> 00:36:58.776
They haven't made a machine
to measure mental pressure.

00:37:01.236 --> 00:37:02.568
If they had, all would know...

00:37:03.777 --> 00:37:05.193
this isn't suicide... It's murder.

00:37:09.527 --> 00:37:13.318
How dare you blame me
for Joy's suicide?

00:37:14.194 --> 00:37:17.026
If one student can't handle
pressure, is it our fault?

00:37:17.486 --> 00:37:21.110
Life is full of pressures.
Will you always blame others?

00:37:21.527 --> 00:37:25.360
I don't blame you, sir.
I blame the system.

00:37:26.819 --> 00:37:30.985
Look at these statistics -
India ranks No.1 in suicides

00:37:31.694 --> 00:37:35.068
Every 90 minutes,
a student attempts suicide

00:37:36.736 --> 00:37:39.651
Suicide is a bigger killer
than disease

00:37:39.861 --> 00:37:41.193
Something's terribly wrong, sir.

00:37:41.444 --> 00:37:43.568
I can't speak for the rest...

00:37:44.236 --> 00:37:46.193
but this is one of the
finest colleges in the country

00:37:46.944 --> 00:37:48.860
I've run this place for 32 years.

00:37:49.402 --> 00:37:52.651
We were ranked 28th.
Now we're No.1

00:37:52.819 --> 00:37:54.401
What's the point, sir?

00:37:55.986 --> 00:37:59.401
Here they don't discuss
new ideas or inventions

00:38:01.194 --> 00:38:06.110
They discuss grades,
jobs, settling in the USA

00:38:07.402 --> 00:38:12.318
They teach how to get good scores.
They don't teach Engineering

00:38:12.486 --> 00:38:14.693
Now you will teach me
how to teach?

00:38:15.152 --> 00:38:16.068
No sir, I...

00:38:19.319 --> 00:38:20.401
Sir, my paper...

00:38:39.277 --> 00:38:40.401
Vaidyanathan, please sit down.

00:38:42.152 --> 00:38:44.068
Here is a self-proclaimed professor.

00:38:44.527 --> 00:38:49.235
who thinks he is better than
our highly qualified teachers.

00:38:49.944 --> 00:38:54.401
Professor Ranchoddas Chanchad
will teach us Engineering.

00:39:12.319 --> 00:39:14.651
We do not have all day.

00:39:51.611 --> 00:39:55.860
You have 30 seconds
to define these terms.

00:39:56.277 --> 00:39:58.318
You may refer to your books.

00:39:58.902 --> 00:40:00.943
Raise your hand
if you get the answer.

00:40:02.236 --> 00:40:05.610
Let's see who comes first,
who comes last.

00:40:06.444 --> 00:40:09.693
Your time starts... now.

00:40:39.319 --> 00:40:40.235
Time up.

00:40:42.777 --> 00:40:43.776
Time up, sir.

00:40:45.652 --> 00:40:48.026
No one got the answer?

00:40:50.527 --> 00:40:53.901
Now rewind your life by a minute.

00:40:55.111 --> 00:40:57.943
When I asked this question,
were you excited? Curious?

00:40:58.111 --> 00:41:00.860
Thrilled that you'd learn
something new?

00:41:01.652 --> 00:41:04.068
Anyone?
... Sir?

00:41:06.986 --> 00:41:09.818
No. You all got into a frantic race.

00:41:11.861 --> 00:41:13.985
What's the use of such methods,
even if you come first

00:41:16.236 --> 00:41:19.610
Will your knowledge increase?
No, just the pressure.

00:41:20.527 --> 00:41:22.068
This is a college,
not a pressure cooker.

00:41:24.277 --> 00:41:27.818
Even a circus lion learns to sit
on a chair in fear of the whip.

00:41:28.902 --> 00:41:32.401
But you call such a lion
'well trained', not 'well educated'

00:41:32.486 --> 00:41:33.443
Hello!

00:41:33.944 --> 00:41:38.526
This is not a philosophy class.
Just explain those two words

00:41:38.902 --> 00:41:40.610
Sir, these words don't exist.

00:41:41.777 --> 00:41:45.110
These are my friends' names.
Farhan and Raju

00:41:57.652 --> 00:41:58.568
Quiet!

00:42:00.069 --> 00:42:02.901
Nonsense! Is this how
you'll teach Engineering?

00:42:03.361 --> 00:42:05.276
Sir, I wasn't teaching
you Engineering.

00:42:05.861 --> 00:42:07.360
You're an expert at that.

00:42:08.194 --> 00:42:11.443
I was teaching you... how to teach.

00:42:14.277 --> 00:42:16.193
And I'm sure one day you'll learn.

00:42:17.194 --> 00:42:20.193
because unlike you, I never
abandon my weak students.

00:42:20.694 --> 00:42:21.693
Bye, sir.

00:42:23.777 --> 00:42:24.860
Quiet!

00:42:27.402 --> 00:42:28.526
Quiet, I said.

00:42:31.986 --> 00:42:35.360
I regret to inform you
that your son...

00:42:35.486 --> 00:42:36.610
Farhan...
Raju...

00:42:36.861 --> 00:42:37.943
has fallen into bad company.

00:42:38.277 --> 00:42:41.443
Without urgent corrective steps,
his future will be ruined.

00:42:42.527 --> 00:42:45.818
Virus's letters dropped on
our homes like atom bombs.

00:42:46.111 --> 00:42:48.568
Hiroshima and Nagasaki
plunged into gloom.

00:42:48.652 --> 00:42:51.735
Our parents invited us -
for a dressing down.

00:42:52.777 --> 00:42:54.943
Come in.

00:42:57.486 --> 00:42:58.443
See that?

00:42:59.819 --> 00:43:02.401
We could afford
just one air-conditioner.

00:43:04.152 --> 00:43:07.818
We put it in Farhan's room,
so he could study in comfort.

00:43:09.277 --> 00:43:13.235
I didn't buy a car.
I manage with a scooter.

00:43:14.111 --> 00:43:15.985
We put all our money
into Farhan's education.

00:43:17.486 --> 00:43:21.610
We sacrificed our comforts
for Farhan's future. Understand?

00:43:30.236 --> 00:43:31.610
You took these pictures, Farhan?

00:43:33.527 --> 00:43:35.526
He had that useless
obsession for a while.

00:43:36.486 --> 00:43:38.151
Went around taking
pictures of animals.

00:43:38.236 --> 00:43:41.026
Wanted to be a
wildlife photographer.

00:43:42.236 --> 00:43:44.651
Son, what was your
score that year?

00:43:45.611 --> 00:43:46.818
91%

00:43:47.152 --> 00:43:51.818
Hear that? Straight drop
from 94% to 91%.

00:43:54.944 --> 00:43:56.401
You find it funny?

00:43:57.069 --> 00:44:01.151
No sir, sorry. I'm just
amazed at the photos

00:44:01.319 --> 00:44:03.943
Why make him an engineer...
Why not a wildlife photographer?

00:44:04.111 --> 00:44:05.276
Enough!

00:44:06.527 --> 00:44:11.818
I humbly request you -
Don't ruin my son's future.

00:44:13.319 --> 00:44:15.693
Food's on the table, boys. C'mon.

00:44:20.611 --> 00:44:22.901
If you ever visit again,
do eat with us.

00:44:25.819 --> 00:44:27.276
Dad denied us a meal...

00:44:27.861 --> 00:44:29.526
So, to fill our bellies with food...

00:44:29.902 --> 00:44:33.193
and ears with more reprimands,
we reached Raju's house.

00:44:35.152 --> 00:44:39.235
Raju's house was straight
out of a 50's black and white film.

00:44:39.986 --> 00:44:40.985
A small, dingy room...

00:44:41.152 --> 00:44:42.651
a paralyzed father...

00:44:43.444 --> 00:44:44.651
a coughing mother...

00:44:45.027 --> 00:44:46.526
and an unwed sister

00:44:47.652 --> 00:44:49.026
A sofa sprouting springs...

00:44:49.486 --> 00:44:51.776
a 24 hour water supply -
from the leaking roof.

00:44:52.444 --> 00:44:56.068
Mother was a retired school
teacher and a tireless complainer.

00:44:56.736 --> 00:44:58.901
Father was once a postmaster.

00:44:59.402 --> 00:45:01.818
Paralysis shut down
his body partly...

00:45:02.277 --> 00:45:04.693
his salary completely.
And the sister...

00:45:04.861 --> 00:45:08.485
Kammo's turned 28.
They demand a car in dowry.

00:45:09.111 --> 00:45:11.735
If you don't study and earn,
how will she marry?

00:45:12.236 --> 00:45:13.151
Some okra?

00:45:14.152 --> 00:45:18.026
Okra is now 12/- per kilo,
cauliflower is 10/-

00:45:18.361 --> 00:45:19.776
It's daylight robbery!

00:45:20.152 --> 00:45:24.151
What will we eat if we get
warnings from your college?

00:45:24.402 --> 00:45:25.318
Mom!

00:45:26.902 --> 00:45:27.860
Cottage cheese?

00:45:28.319 --> 00:45:31.860
Cottage cheese should be sold
at the jewelers, in velvet pouches

00:45:32.152 --> 00:45:33.943
- Cottage cheese?
- No, no, it's ok.

00:45:34.611 --> 00:45:36.151
Mom, please.

00:45:37.027 --> 00:45:38.818
Alright, I'll shut up

00:45:40.486 --> 00:45:44.985
Earn for the family,
slave like a maid.

00:45:45.194 --> 00:45:47.485
and then take the vow of silence.

00:45:48.444 --> 00:45:52.985
If not with my son, with whom
do I share my woes - his friends?

00:45:56.902 --> 00:45:57.985
Hey Raju.

00:46:01.527 --> 00:46:02.568
We were in a huge dilemma.

00:46:03.194 --> 00:46:06.318
Do we comfort our friend
or console his mom?

00:46:07.527 --> 00:46:10.485
Screw it, we thought, let's
focus on the cottage cheese.

00:46:22.402 --> 00:46:25.235
Even his eczema cream
costs 55/- now

00:46:29.986 --> 00:46:31.318
Another roti?

00:46:31.652 --> 00:46:34.610
No, thank you. We're through.

00:46:42.402 --> 00:46:44.985
Okra for 12/-
- Cauliflower for 10/-

00:46:48.027 --> 00:46:49.860
At least you were offered a meal

00:46:50.694 --> 00:46:53.568
Unlike your sadistic dad...
'Hitler' Qureshi!

00:46:53.694 --> 00:46:56.401
And your mom is Mother Teresa...
Feeding us 'eczema roti'!

00:46:56.652 --> 00:47:00.235
- Don't poke fun at my mom!
- Enough, you guys.

00:47:00.527 --> 00:47:01.943
I'm famished. Let's eat out.

00:47:02.069 --> 00:47:04.443
It's month end. Who'll pay?
His Mother Teresa?

00:47:05.486 --> 00:47:10.068
To eat out, you don't need money.
Just a uniform. Look...

00:47:12.861 --> 00:47:14.526
- C'mon.
- Come.

00:47:16.111 --> 00:47:18.360
Good evening,
good evening.

00:47:18.444 --> 00:47:19.318
Oh, Uncle.

00:47:24.611 --> 00:47:27.860
- Three large vodkas.
- Half soda, half water.

00:47:28.069 --> 00:47:29.318
If we're caught, we're dead.

00:47:29.486 --> 00:47:32.026
- What's for starters?
- Get double portions.

00:47:32.111 --> 00:47:35.151
Leave this here and start
some peppy music.

00:47:35.902 --> 00:47:37.568
Pia, what the hell?

00:47:37.944 --> 00:47:40.651
Why're you wearing
this ancient piece of junk?

00:47:41.861 --> 00:47:45.443
What'll people say - My fiancee...

00:47:45.861 --> 00:47:48.443
a doctor in the making,
wearing a cheap, 200/- watch!

00:47:49.361 --> 00:47:50.860
Please take it off. Thank you.

00:47:51.402 --> 00:47:52.443
Hi handsome.

00:47:52.569 --> 00:47:55.401
Hey Aunty.
You're looking good.

00:47:55.486 --> 00:47:58.068
- Don't miss my set, darling.
- Rubies?

00:47:58.236 --> 00:48:00.860
- From Mandalay
- Mandalay... Wow!

00:48:00.944 --> 00:48:03.651
- Hey, let's go meet David.
- Of course.

00:48:06.986 --> 00:48:07.901
Excuse me.

00:48:10.069 --> 00:48:11.235
Yes?

00:48:11.527 --> 00:48:12.610
Flowers.

00:48:14.111 --> 00:48:17.318
- May I take the glass?
- Why?

00:48:17.611 --> 00:48:19.901
So you don't break it on my head

00:48:20.694 --> 00:48:21.943
Why would I do that?

00:48:22.361 --> 00:48:24.485
For the free advice I'll now impart

00:48:25.652 --> 00:48:26.526
What?

00:48:26.861 --> 00:48:28.443
Don't marry that ass

00:48:29.527 --> 00:48:30.443
Excuse me?

00:48:30.652 --> 00:48:32.360
He's not a human,
he's a price tag.

00:48:32.777 --> 00:48:35.776
He'll turn your life into a
nightmare of brands and prices.

00:48:36.402 --> 00:48:38.985
He'll ruin your life.
Your future will be finished.

00:48:39.277 --> 00:48:40.151
Want a demonstration?

00:48:42.319 --> 00:48:43.943
Shall I find out the price of his shoes?

00:48:45.486 --> 00:48:47.401
I won't ask.
He'll announce it himself.

00:48:59.444 --> 00:49:05.401
What the hell...
Mint sauce on my $300 shoes!

00:49:05.527 --> 00:49:08.735
Run for your life!
It's free advice. Take it or leave it.

00:49:09.277 --> 00:49:11.985
Genuine Italian leather -
hand-stitched!

00:49:16.569 --> 00:49:19.276
Dad, are they your guests?

00:49:22.611 --> 00:49:25.901
My students.
What're they doing here?

00:49:29.861 --> 00:49:31.068
Hold on, Dad.

00:49:32.611 --> 00:49:34.860
These beans smell great.

00:49:34.986 --> 00:49:37.318
- No room for roti.
- Just pile it on.

00:49:39.277 --> 00:49:40.651
- Hi.
- Hey.

00:49:42.194 --> 00:49:45.193
That was an eye-opener.
Thank you so much.

00:49:46.694 --> 00:49:48.985
It was my moral responsibility.

00:49:49.777 --> 00:49:51.193
Can I ask you for little more help?

00:49:52.277 --> 00:49:54.901
Dad won't let me break off
this engagement.

00:49:55.861 --> 00:49:59.860
You explain so well.
Can you give him a demo too?

00:50:00.152 --> 00:50:02.776
Certainly.
Raju, the mint sauce

00:50:03.319 --> 00:50:04.776
You're really sweet

00:50:05.986 --> 00:50:09.068
- Where is your daddy?
- Right behind you.

00:50:13.694 --> 00:50:16.026
Aal izz well

00:50:16.819 --> 00:50:21.985
Run for your life!
It's free advice. Take it or leave it

00:50:22.277 --> 00:50:23.818
What're you doing here?

00:50:24.444 --> 00:50:27.568
We'll hand these gifts
to the couple.

00:50:28.611 --> 00:50:30.901
I'll do that for you.
It's my sister's wedding.

00:50:31.319 --> 00:50:32.485
Sister?

00:50:35.319 --> 00:50:37.735
Sir, what's the sum total
of your daughters?

00:50:39.319 --> 00:50:40.193
Empty. No gift cheques.

00:50:40.527 --> 00:50:42.610
Forgot the cheques, Raju
... Farhan?

00:50:42.694 --> 00:50:46.860
We didn't invite you,
you must be from the groom's side.

00:50:47.361 --> 00:50:51.318
No sir, we're here as the
emissaries of science.

00:50:51.444 --> 00:50:53.651
How? Can you explain?

00:50:53.902 --> 00:50:57.568
Dad, he explains superbly.
I'm sure he'll give us a demo.

00:50:57.861 --> 00:50:58.818
Won't you?

00:50:59.652 --> 00:51:03.235
Well, Delhi has plenty of
power cuts that...

00:51:03.486 --> 00:51:05.818
disrupt wedding celebrations.

00:51:06.152 --> 00:51:08.276
So I thought of making
an inverter that...

00:51:08.402 --> 00:51:10.818
draws power from guests' cars.

00:51:11.027 --> 00:51:12.401
I see.

00:51:12.611 --> 00:51:14.110
Wow!

00:51:14.486 --> 00:51:15.901
So where's the inverter?

00:51:16.694 --> 00:51:18.318
Sir, the design is ready.

00:51:21.402 --> 00:51:22.693
Where's the design, Farhan?

00:51:23.111 --> 00:51:26.151
- I gave you the design.
- I gave it to Raju.

00:51:26.569 --> 00:51:27.526
Raju, design?

00:51:30.611 --> 00:51:34.360
Never mind the design.
I'll make the inverter and show you.

00:51:34.694 --> 00:51:38.360
You can only invent stories,
not an inverter.

00:51:38.652 --> 00:51:41.735
I'll make one, I promise.

00:51:42.069 --> 00:51:45.568
And I'll name it after you.
After all, it was invented...

00:51:45.986 --> 00:51:49.485
at your daughter's wedding.
So it'll be an honor...

00:51:49.611 --> 00:51:55.651
Farhan, Raju. I'll see you
in my office tomorrow.

00:52:01.527 --> 00:52:05.026
Sir, what was the cost per plate?
We'll reimburse you...

00:52:05.361 --> 00:52:07.026
... in installments.

00:52:09.486 --> 00:52:12.735
- We'll never crash a wedding again.
- Not even my own.

00:52:12.861 --> 00:52:15.110
In fact, I won't even marry.
Nor will he.

00:52:15.777 --> 00:52:17.818
Uh... right. No marriage.

00:52:19.319 --> 00:52:21.693
Your parents shouldn't have
married either.

00:52:23.361 --> 00:52:25.901
The world would have
to feed two less idiots.

00:52:28.402 --> 00:52:29.443
Sit!

00:52:40.444 --> 00:52:41.485
Pay attention.

00:52:52.402 --> 00:52:57.360
This is Ranchoddas's father's
monthly income.

00:52:58.694 --> 00:53:05.026
Couple of zeroes less,
and it's still a sizeable income.

00:53:07.569 --> 00:53:13.901
But erase another zero,
and I would worry a little.

00:53:15.152 --> 00:53:18.526
Isn't that your fathers income,
Farhan?

00:53:19.402 --> 00:53:21.110
Yes, sir.

00:53:22.486 --> 00:53:24.526
Now take away another zero...

00:53:27.569 --> 00:53:31.360
and that's your family income,
Raju Rastogi.

00:53:32.527 --> 00:53:33.901
Big reason to worry.

00:53:38.611 --> 00:53:45.776
Take my advice and shift into
Chatur Ramalingam's room.

00:53:46.194 --> 00:53:50.443
Exams are here. Stay with
Rancho and you're sure to fail.

00:54:12.361 --> 00:54:14.776
- Want a shave?
- No, sir.

00:54:14.944 --> 00:54:15.818
Then get lost!

00:54:27.069 --> 00:54:32.651
Raju, don't worry. This is Virus's
move to split us. Divide and rule.

00:54:32.777 --> 00:54:33.860
I have to worry.

00:54:34.277 --> 00:54:37.776
He grades us, and I need
good grades for a good job.

00:54:38.694 --> 00:54:41.735
Unlike you, I don't have a
rich dad I can live off.

00:54:41.861 --> 00:54:43.735
Shut up, Raju.

00:54:43.986 --> 00:54:46.651
Must we follow all his hogwash?
'Aal izz well'.

00:54:47.027 --> 00:54:48.485
I won't be his flunky... like you.

00:54:49.444 --> 00:54:51.735
- You're crossing the line.
- No, I'm drawing one.

00:54:52.236 --> 00:54:53.943
I have a family to support.

00:54:56.152 --> 00:54:58.401
Dad's medicines
swallow up mom's pension.

00:55:00.361 --> 00:55:04.735
My sis can't marry because
they want a car in dowry.

00:55:07.652 --> 00:55:11.901
Mom hasn't bought a
single saree in five years.

00:55:14.736 --> 00:55:17.943
Now don't get your mom's
wardrobe into the debate.

00:55:19.069 --> 00:55:21.068
By the way, how many sarees
per annum is reasonable?

00:55:22.152 --> 00:55:23.401
Hey... no wisecracks about mom.

00:55:24.152 --> 00:55:28.401
We'll study with all our heart,
but not just for grades.

00:55:29.069 --> 00:55:33.401
To quote a Wise One - Study
to be accomplished, not affluent.

00:55:34.152 --> 00:55:39.693
Follow excellence. And success
will chase you, pants down!

00:55:40.902 --> 00:55:43.526
Which Wise One says this?
His Holiness Guru Ranchoddas?

00:55:45.569 --> 00:55:46.568
Go rot in the bogs!

00:55:48.194 --> 00:55:51.193
Raju, don't stress. We'll top
our class. Nothing is impossible.

00:55:51.486 --> 00:55:52.651
Oh yeah?

00:55:56.319 --> 00:55:58.443
Shove this back into the tube.

00:56:01.486 --> 00:56:03.110
Raju got onto another train.

00:56:03.652 --> 00:56:08.818
His travails with Chatur began.
Yes, I mean travails, not travels

00:56:13.236 --> 00:56:15.151
Chatur was called 'Silencer'.

00:56:15.486 --> 00:56:19.193
To sharpen his memory,
he popped pills from a local quack.

00:56:19.611 --> 00:56:21.568
And then let off silent...
but lethal farts.

00:56:24.277 --> 00:56:27.485
I didn't do it... Raju?

00:56:27.652 --> 00:56:30.318
He always blamed others
for the output.

00:56:31.069 --> 00:56:33.943
Silencer crammed 18 hours a day.

00:56:34.194 --> 00:56:37.318
On exam eve,
he would distract others.

00:56:41.277 --> 00:56:44.360
His belief - There are only
two ways of topping.

00:56:44.694 --> 00:56:47.985
Elevate your own grades or
shrink your opponents' grades.

00:56:52.277 --> 00:56:56.151
Rancho decided to subdue
Silencer and rescue Raju...

00:56:56.611 --> 00:56:57.901
with one master plan.

00:56:59.944 --> 00:57:07.943
Our Director has unceasingly
served... 'Served' means...

00:57:08.027 --> 00:57:12.068
Damn the meaning,
I'll memorize it.

00:57:13.486 --> 00:57:17.110
Chatur was the introductory speaker
at the Teachers' Day function.

00:57:17.444 --> 00:57:21.360
To impress Virus, he got his
speech written by the librarian...

00:57:21.569 --> 00:57:22.901
in highbrow Hindi.

00:57:24.444 --> 00:57:29.818
Hello. Hold on.
Chatur, call for you.

00:57:30.194 --> 00:57:32.610
Please collect the printout.
I'll be right back.

00:57:35.402 --> 00:57:37.276
Oh... the things I have to do...

00:57:40.861 --> 00:57:44.026
Mr. Dubey, the Director was
remembering you.

00:57:44.152 --> 00:57:45.735
- Really?
- Yes. Just now.

00:57:46.111 --> 00:57:49.485
I'll see him right away.
Give this to Chatur.

00:57:54.652 --> 00:57:57.693
- Hello. Hello.
- Hello, Mr. Ramalingam?

00:57:57.819 --> 00:57:58.735
Yes?

00:57:59.319 --> 00:58:01.693
I'm calling from the police station

00:58:02.069 --> 00:58:04.901
- Are you from Uganda?
- Yes sir.

00:58:06.444 --> 00:58:09.485
- Your life is in danger!
- What? ... How?

00:58:10.611 --> 00:58:12.401
Listen carefully, or else...

00:58:13.027 --> 00:58:17.360
you'll get killed as you step out
of the college gate.

00:58:18.111 --> 00:58:19.360
Why? What happened?

00:58:19.486 --> 00:58:21.068
While Chatur was kept engaged,

00:58:21.486 --> 00:58:25.485
Rancho altered a few words
in his speech, for eg...

00:58:25.694 --> 00:58:28.068
'served' became 'screwed'.

00:58:28.902 --> 00:58:30.193
Yes sir?

00:58:30.736 --> 00:58:33.276
- Who are you?
- Dubey. Librarian.

00:58:35.861 --> 00:58:37.026
I'm permanent staff, sir.

00:58:37.652 --> 00:58:39.068
Congratulations!

00:58:39.486 --> 00:58:42.860
Hold on a moment.
The chief is on the other line.

00:58:43.236 --> 00:58:44.193
Excuse me, sir...

00:58:53.861 --> 00:58:56.110
Yes... so where was I?

00:58:56.361 --> 00:58:58.776
You said I may die...
outside the gate.

00:58:58.902 --> 00:59:05.318
Right. As you get out of the gate,
you'll see a traffic signal.

00:59:05.527 --> 00:59:07.568
Traffic signal. Ok.

00:59:07.777 --> 00:59:13.318
When it turns red,
all the cars will halt.

00:59:13.819 --> 00:59:15.151
Ok. Then?

00:59:15.277 --> 00:59:17.276
Then cross the road
with great caution.

00:59:18.027 --> 00:59:23.276
Because son, in rush hour
if a car hits you, you're dead.

00:59:25.194 --> 00:59:27.026
What nonsense! I know that.

00:59:27.152 --> 00:59:30.735
You know that? Excellent.
Then you're safe my boy.

00:59:37.777 --> 00:59:39.860
From the librarian, Silencer.

00:59:39.986 --> 00:59:41.568
You don't call me that,
Chanchad.

00:59:47.402 --> 00:59:49.485
Hey. The Director said
he didn't call for me.

00:59:50.277 --> 00:59:52.526
Who said 'called'?
I just said he 'remembered' you

00:59:52.694 --> 00:59:55.276
Remembered?
Rascals!

01:00:03.319 --> 01:00:05.485
Distinguished Mr. Chairperson.

01:00:07.777 --> 01:00:12.068
Chief guest, the Honorable
Minister of Education....

01:00:12.694 --> 01:00:16.651
respected teachers and friends.

01:00:18.236 --> 01:00:23.110
ICE has now soared
beyond the stratosphere.

01:00:23.736 --> 01:00:28.026
The credit goes solely to...

01:00:28.444 --> 01:00:32.235
Dr. Viru Sahastrabuddhe.
Give him a big hand.

01:00:32.361 --> 01:00:36.401
Sir, the voice is his
but the words are mine.

01:00:37.152 --> 01:00:39.401
He's a great guy, really you are.

01:00:41.152 --> 01:00:49.068
For 32 years, he has
unceasingly screwed students.

01:00:51.611 --> 01:00:53.985
He means - 'served' students.

01:00:54.236 --> 01:00:56.818
I'm sure his endeavors
will continue.

01:00:59.486 --> 01:01:04.526
We are astounded at
how one man, in one lifetime

01:01:04.736 --> 01:01:07.651
can screw so many, so well.

01:01:10.736 --> 01:01:16.026
With rigorous training
he's built up his stamina.

01:01:19.736 --> 01:01:26.360
He's spent every living minute
just screwing.

01:01:28.944 --> 01:01:30.693
Let's replicate his methods.

01:01:34.486 --> 01:01:40.151
Tomorrow ICE students
will go across the globe.

01:01:40.819 --> 01:01:47.026
Wherever we go,
we promise to screw.

01:01:51.069 --> 01:01:54.276
We'll hoist this screwer's flag
all over the world.

01:01:59.861 --> 01:02:04.651
We'll show the world that
our capacity to screw...

01:02:04.986 --> 01:02:06.985
cannot be matched by any student...

01:02:07.236 --> 01:02:10.776
anywhere on the planet.

01:02:18.486 --> 01:02:21.526
Mr. Minister. Good evening.

01:02:22.111 --> 01:02:29.610
You have given this institution
what it sorely needs...

01:02:30.361 --> 01:02:31.985
- Booty, funds.
- Bosom

01:02:35.569 --> 01:02:37.735
It's booty, stupid. Bosom means...

01:02:39.152 --> 01:02:41.193
What nonsense! That's insulting.

01:02:41.652 --> 01:02:46.360
Everyone has a bosom,
but it remains pocketed.

01:02:47.944 --> 01:02:49.943
No one offers it so readily.

01:02:53.944 --> 01:02:54.901
Vulgar fellow!

01:02:55.069 --> 01:02:56.693
You have generously offered
your bosom...

01:02:57.069 --> 01:03:00.151
to this relentless screwer.

01:03:03.111 --> 01:03:07.360
Now see how he makes it grow.

01:03:07.611 --> 01:03:11.860
Is this what you teach here, Director?

01:03:19.527 --> 01:03:22.943
On this august occasion,
here's a Sanskrit verse...

01:03:23.069 --> 01:03:26.068
Listen to this - the might
of his fart in verse.

01:03:26.611 --> 01:03:29.151
A good loud fart is honorable.

01:03:29.361 --> 01:03:31.735
'Fart'? Go, Silencer.

01:03:31.902 --> 01:03:34.776
A medium fart is tolerable.

01:03:38.069 --> 01:03:41.651
Softer windbreaks are terrible.

01:03:44.611 --> 01:03:49.526
And the silent ones unbearable.

01:03:59.652 --> 01:04:02.610
That's what mindless cramming
does to you.

01:04:02.777 --> 01:04:06.276
Cramming may see you
through four years of college,

01:04:06.527 --> 01:04:10.360
but it will 'screw' you
for the next 40 years.

01:04:11.569 --> 01:04:14.193
He still doesn't get it.

01:04:20.319 --> 01:04:24.693
'Medium fart is tolerable'...
Unbelievable!

01:04:24.944 --> 01:04:27.610
You're a poet, Rancho.
How did you think of this?

01:04:29.027 --> 01:04:32.443
That was fun.
He didn't know what hit him.

01:04:34.944 --> 01:04:38.276
You swines!
What did I ever do to you?

01:04:41.236 --> 01:04:43.276
Sorry man.
Don't take it personally.

01:04:43.527 --> 01:04:44.776
I will.

01:04:45.361 --> 01:04:48.235
Chatur Ramalingam
will never forget this insult.

01:04:48.861 --> 01:04:52.735
I'll think of it every minute,
every second of my life.

01:04:53.027 --> 01:04:58.401
Sorry man. That was a demo
for Raju - Don't cram blindly.

01:04:58.736 --> 01:05:00.943
Understand and enjoy
the wonders of Science.

01:05:01.069 --> 01:05:03.568
I'm not here to enjoy Science.

01:05:03.694 --> 01:05:06.610
So You're here to screw Science?

01:05:08.277 --> 01:05:11.276
Go ahead.
Laugh at my methods.

01:05:12.361 --> 01:05:16.693
But one day these methods
will bring me success.

01:05:17.152 --> 01:05:20.026
That day I'll laugh and you'll cry.

01:05:21.444 --> 01:05:25.693
You're on the wrong track again.
Don't chase success.

01:05:26.569 --> 01:05:28.776
Become a good engineer
and success will chase you.

01:05:28.986 --> 01:05:33.610
These ideals don't work
in the real world.

01:05:34.444 --> 01:05:38.443
You take your train, l'll take mine.

01:05:39.236 --> 01:05:42.526
Ten years from now
we'll meet at the same station.

01:05:43.402 --> 01:05:48.360
Same day. Same place.
We'll see who's more successful.

01:05:48.652 --> 01:05:51.068
You... or me.

01:05:51.819 --> 01:05:56.151
Have the balls? C'mon, bet!

01:05:56.361 --> 01:05:59.943
lt's a challenge.

01:06:01.236 --> 01:06:02.151
Watch it!

01:06:08.777 --> 01:06:09.693
What's he writing?

01:06:17.319 --> 01:06:19.610
Don't forget this date.

01:06:27.902 --> 01:06:30.485
l'm not used to
such expensive gifts, Suhas.

01:06:30.819 --> 01:06:32.068
Get used to them, Pia.

01:06:32.194 --> 01:06:34.318
You're gonna be
Suhas Tandon's wife.

01:06:34.444 --> 01:06:35.568
Where's the bill, man?

01:06:40.027 --> 01:06:40.943
l'll be back.

01:06:51.319 --> 01:06:52.985
- You changed the speech?
- What?

01:06:53.069 --> 01:06:53.943
Don't lie.

01:06:54.652 --> 01:06:56.526
Um... Yeah.

01:06:56.736 --> 01:06:59.151
- What's your problem with dad?
- l have no problem.

01:06:59.611 --> 01:07:02.443
l'm making an inverter
named after him. Look... Oh.

01:07:06.777 --> 01:07:08.276
Why're you harassing him?

01:07:09.152 --> 01:07:10.568
'Cause he runs a factory,
not a college.

01:07:10.819 --> 01:07:14.526
Churning out asses.
Like that one.

01:07:19.652 --> 01:07:20.693
She destroyed it, man.

01:07:24.069 --> 01:07:25.318
How dare you call him an ass?

01:07:25.527 --> 01:07:28.818
He is one!
First Engineering, then MBA...

01:07:28.944 --> 01:07:30.735
then becomes a banker in the USA.

01:07:31.652 --> 01:07:34.151
Because it rakes in
more money?

01:07:34.402 --> 01:07:36.943
Life for him is just
a profit-loss statement.

01:07:37.194 --> 01:07:39.193
He sees profit in you,
so he's with you.

01:07:39.527 --> 01:07:43.193
Director's daughter, doctor in the
making... Good for his image!

01:07:43.486 --> 01:07:44.776
lt's not you he cares for.

01:07:47.027 --> 01:07:48.401
Who do you think you are?

01:07:48.652 --> 01:07:50.318
What do you mean
he doesn't care for me?

01:07:52.236 --> 01:07:54.235
New watch? One moment.

01:07:55.444 --> 01:07:57.526
You always need a demo.

01:07:58.569 --> 01:07:59.401
Hey Suhas!

01:08:01.569 --> 01:08:03.151
Where were you?

01:08:03.569 --> 01:08:05.235
She's looking for her watch.

01:08:05.402 --> 01:08:07.193
What? You lost the watch?

01:08:07.444 --> 01:08:08.610
Never mind. Get another.

01:08:08.902 --> 01:08:10.193
lt cost 400,000!

01:08:12.236 --> 01:08:14.193
Mine's just 250/-
but keeps the same time.

01:08:14.361 --> 01:08:16.693
Shut up! How could
you be so careless, Pia?

01:08:16.861 --> 01:08:19.984
This callous attitude is
disgusting. lt's disrespectful!

01:08:20.111 --> 01:08:22.693
That was a limited edition watch.

01:08:23.069 --> 01:08:26.526
Now wear your ancient
piece of junk at dinner.

01:08:27.861 --> 01:08:29.276
What're you staring at?

01:08:32.236 --> 01:08:34.984
Here come the tears!
Real mature, Pia.

01:08:35.527 --> 01:08:36.776
l can't handle this.

01:08:37.611 --> 01:08:39.734
Stop crying and look for it.

01:08:53.236 --> 01:08:56.151
Find another wrist
for this watch... Ass!

01:09:02.569 --> 01:09:05.234
Hey, you're awesome.
Called him an ass to his face.

01:09:05.486 --> 01:09:06.359
Get lost!

01:09:07.152 --> 01:09:08.318
lt's too noisy here.

01:09:08.652 --> 01:09:10.568
She's saying 'Thank you',
l hear 'Get lost'.

01:09:10.736 --> 01:09:13.568
- l said 'Get lost'.
- Don't get so uptight.

01:09:13.944 --> 01:09:16.693
Actually, you never really loved him.

01:09:17.111 --> 01:09:17.984
What do you mean?

01:09:18.361 --> 01:09:23.151
When you see him, do the
winds whisper a melody?

01:09:24.694 --> 01:09:26.318
Your scarf flies in slow motion?

01:09:27.319 --> 01:09:29.068
The Moon appears gigantic?

01:09:29.569 --> 01:09:32.151
That happens in movies, not in life.

01:09:32.277 --> 01:09:35.318
Happens in life too -
if you love a person...

01:09:35.652 --> 01:09:36.734
not an ass.

01:09:42.111 --> 01:09:46.776
Hello. What?

01:09:47.861 --> 01:09:51.359
Oh God! Ok, l'm on my way.

01:09:54.569 --> 01:09:56.485
You're a medical student, right?
Need your help.

01:09:56.569 --> 01:09:58.276
- lt's an emergency, please.
- What?

01:09:58.777 --> 01:10:01.985
Please come with me.
What's that oath you doctors take -

01:10:02.194 --> 01:10:04.860
You'll never deny a patient help...
The Hippocratic Oath.

01:10:05.527 --> 01:10:07.360
Please help me,
it's an emergency.

01:10:11.861 --> 01:10:15.026
You gatecrash my sister's wedding,
break off my engagement...

01:10:15.402 --> 01:10:17.776
my dad is popping
BP pills because of you...

01:10:18.277 --> 01:10:19.860
and here l am, helping you!

01:10:20.986 --> 01:10:22.193
Unbelievable!

01:10:23.361 --> 01:10:27.235
This Hippocratic Oath -
lt's really done us in!

01:10:32.069 --> 01:10:33.985
- Where's Raju, ma'am?
- Gone to get a cab.

01:10:34.361 --> 01:10:35.860
Called the ambulance
two hours ago.

01:10:36.152 --> 01:10:38.735
ln this country,
pizza reaches in 30 minutes...

01:10:38.944 --> 01:10:39.860
but an ambulance...

01:10:40.111 --> 01:10:42.401
He needs hospitalization.
Urgently!

01:10:56.527 --> 01:10:57.568
Hey stop!

01:10:59.861 --> 01:11:02.110
Move, it's an emergency!

01:11:03.736 --> 01:11:07.901
Move... move...

01:11:11.944 --> 01:11:14.110
Doctor, emergency!

01:11:15.694 --> 01:11:16.610
That's the patient.

01:11:22.569 --> 01:11:24.651
Keep this. Hey, here's Raju.

01:11:25.152 --> 01:11:27.068
What the hell!
You brought dad on the scooter.

01:11:28.944 --> 01:11:30.276
Should l've sent him by courier?

01:11:30.652 --> 01:11:33.485
No wisecracks on dads profession!
Where is he?

01:11:34.069 --> 01:11:35.901
Go ask the doctor.

01:11:36.861 --> 01:11:40.110
Close call, Pia. A little delay,
we'd have lost him.

01:11:40.486 --> 01:11:42.026
Glad you didn't wait for an ambulance
and got him on the scooter.

01:11:42.152 --> 01:11:44.943
Call me if there's a problem.

01:11:54.069 --> 01:11:57.068
Rancho! Thank you...

01:11:58.819 --> 01:12:01.860
Thanking your buddies!
Silencer teaching you manners?

01:12:03.069 --> 01:12:06.151
Didn't he teach you -
A friend is man's greatest bosom?

01:12:07.944 --> 01:12:10.860
Go on now.
You have an exam tomorrow.

01:12:11.444 --> 01:12:14.693
Exams we have many...
Dad mostly just one!

01:12:16.361 --> 01:12:18.651
We won't budge from here
without the Postmaster.

01:12:19.277 --> 01:12:20.235
Don't worry!

01:12:27.277 --> 01:12:31.443
Rancho, forgive me.
l was scared.

01:12:31.694 --> 01:12:33.818
lt's ok. Quiet, now.

01:12:36.361 --> 01:12:38.526
Please forgive me.

01:12:45.111 --> 01:12:49.151
lt's ok, calm down.
Go see your dad.

01:12:49.694 --> 01:12:51.068
And don't go
with that weepy face.

01:12:57.361 --> 01:12:58.360
Thanks buddy.

01:13:09.944 --> 01:13:14.735
Natty scooter. Saved a life.
How much does it cost?

01:13:15.027 --> 01:13:17.360
Pour some mint sauce on it.
l'll tell you.

01:13:19.986 --> 01:13:21.901
Hey, happy lndependence Day.

01:13:22.152 --> 01:13:23.860
Today isn't lndependence Day.

01:13:24.194 --> 01:13:27.360
For you it is! Now you're free
to wear your mom's watch.

01:13:27.986 --> 01:13:30.735
No ass can say it's an
ancient piece of junk.

01:13:33.027 --> 01:13:33.901
Hey.

01:13:35.861 --> 01:13:37.860
How do you know
it was mom's watch?

01:13:39.611 --> 01:13:42.068
At your sister's wedding,
you wore sparkling new clothes.

01:13:42.861 --> 01:13:44.068
Only the watch was old.

01:13:44.694 --> 01:13:45.610
What could that mean?

01:13:47.902 --> 01:13:51.068
You really missed your mom
that day, didn't you?

01:13:53.902 --> 01:13:54.943
Yes.

01:13:55.986 --> 01:13:57.735
Your mom must've been
really beautiful.

01:14:00.277 --> 01:14:02.443
Yes. How do you know?

01:14:02.694 --> 01:14:03.693
Seen your dad.

01:14:05.236 --> 01:14:06.901
'Life is a race. lf you don't run fast

01:14:07.069 --> 01:14:08.693
you'll be a broken egg
... cuckoo bird.'

01:14:09.111 --> 01:14:10.068
You...

01:14:12.361 --> 01:14:19.985
♪ The winds whisper a melody ♪

01:14:21.152 --> 01:14:26.943
♪ The sky hums along ♪

01:14:28.527 --> 01:14:34.443
♪ Time itself is singing... ♪

01:14:35.486 --> 01:14:39.026
♪ Zoobi do... ♪

01:14:39.777 --> 01:14:44.360
♪ Param pum ♪

01:14:45.986 --> 01:14:50.693
♪ 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara
Zoobi doobi param pum' ♪

01:14:51.402 --> 01:14:55.985
♪ My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi
zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along ♪

01:14:56.652 --> 01:15:01.693
♪ 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara
Zoobi doobi param pum' ♪

01:15:02.027 --> 01:15:06.693
♪ My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi
zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along ♪

01:15:07.027 --> 01:15:12.110
♪ Leaves sing on their branches
Bees jam with flowers ♪

01:15:12.402 --> 01:15:17.235
♪ Crazy sunbeams dance off petals
As birds yodel in the skies ♪

01:15:17.819 --> 01:15:22.735
♪ Flowers, bold and brazen
Snuggle and cootchie-coo ♪

01:15:23.194 --> 01:15:27.776
♪ l've seen it happen in movies
What's now happening with us ♪

01:15:28.819 --> 01:15:33.401
♪ 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara
Zoobi doobi param pum' ♪

01:15:33.986 --> 01:15:38.610
♪ My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi
zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along ♪

01:15:39.527 --> 01:15:44.276
♪ 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara
Zoobi doobi param pum' ♪

01:15:44.736 --> 01:15:49.735
♪ My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi
zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along ♪

01:15:52.902 --> 01:15:55.943
<i>Let's make the unique and
ever useful mint sauce.</i>

01:15:56.361 --> 01:16:01.735
<i>The all-powerful sauce that
exposes phony people.</i>

01:16:02.652 --> 01:16:04.985
<i>Your 7th house is clear...</i>

01:16:05.486 --> 01:16:07.651
<i>Shunning an ass,
you'll fall for a human.</i>

01:16:08.152 --> 01:16:09.860
<i>Time is ripe for love.</i>

01:16:14.652 --> 01:16:16.610
<i>Temperature in New Delhi
remains stable.</i>

01:16:16.736 --> 01:16:21.068
<i>Clear skies.
But if in love, expect rain.</i>

01:16:26.694 --> 01:16:31.318
♪ Pitter-patter go the raindrops
Whish-whoosh whistles the wind ♪

01:16:31.819 --> 01:16:36.860
♪ Do-da-dee waltzes the rain
Boom-boom echoes the sky ♪

01:16:37.152 --> 01:16:42.235
♪ Drenched in rain and passion
You sway your hips on cue ♪

01:16:42.444 --> 01:16:47.235
♪ I've seen it happen in movies
What's now happening with us ♪

01:16:48.111 --> 01:16:52.693
♪ 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara
Zoobi doobi param pum' ♪

01:16:53.527 --> 01:16:57.943
♪ My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi
zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along ♪

01:16:58.694 --> 01:17:03.443
♪ 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara
Zoobi doobi param pum' ♪

01:17:04.152 --> 01:17:08.985
♪ My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi
zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along ♪

01:17:30.569 --> 01:17:35.235
♪ The gorgeous low moon
Serenades the earth ♪

01:17:35.736 --> 01:17:40.818
♪ A shooting star skips along
Crooning a ballad of love ♪

01:17:41.319 --> 01:17:46.193
♪ The night is bright but lonesome
Come touch me, my handsome ♪

01:17:46.569 --> 01:17:51.401
♪ I've seen it happen in movies
What's now happening with us ♪

01:17:52.277 --> 01:17:56.818
♪ 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara
Zoobi doobi param pum' ♪

01:17:57.361 --> 01:18:02.193
♪ My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi
zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along ♪

01:18:02.861 --> 01:18:07.318
♪ 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara
Zoobi doobi param pum' ♪

01:18:07.986 --> 01:18:12.943
♪ My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi
zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along ♪

01:18:13.486 --> 01:18:26.735
♪ 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi'
... goes my silly heart ♪

01:18:33.361 --> 01:18:34.610
Hello. Wake up.

01:18:35.527 --> 01:18:38.151
- Huh... Postmaster's dead?
- What!

01:18:38.236 --> 01:18:39.735
No, stupid.

01:18:40.152 --> 01:18:42.485
lt's 8.30, your exam is at 9.

01:18:43.152 --> 01:18:45.526
But we can't leave him alone.

01:18:45.861 --> 01:18:48.651
I'm here.
It's a matter of three hours.

01:18:48.736 --> 01:18:51.401
Take my scooter.
It's getting late.

01:18:51.861 --> 01:18:52.901
Hey...

01:18:57.277 --> 01:18:58.651
Gosh, what an ancient watch.

01:19:05.194 --> 01:19:06.151
Go.

01:19:24.236 --> 01:19:26.651
- Sorry, we're late.
- It was an emergency.

01:19:32.527 --> 01:19:33.651
Settle down there.

01:19:38.194 --> 01:19:39.443
Sir, they're still writing.

01:19:40.861 --> 01:19:42.485
Hello. Time up.

01:19:43.319 --> 01:19:45.943
Please, five minutes.
We started half an hour late.

01:19:46.111 --> 01:19:47.318
It was an emergency.

01:19:47.402 --> 01:19:51.693
He glared at us like we'd
asked for both his kidneys.

01:19:52.902 --> 01:19:54.068
But we continued writing.

01:19:55.027 --> 01:19:58.068
He continued arranging
the answer sheets.

01:20:06.569 --> 01:20:07.485
Done, sir.

01:20:08.486 --> 01:20:11.110
You're late.
I can't accept these.

01:20:11.319 --> 01:20:12.193
Sir, please, sir.

01:20:16.736 --> 01:20:18.068
Sir, do you know who we are?

01:20:19.527 --> 01:20:21.360
Prime Ministers son?
Even then...

01:20:21.652 --> 01:20:23.735
I will not accept your paper.

01:20:25.236 --> 01:20:27.235
Do you know
our names and roll numbers?

01:20:28.527 --> 01:20:29.651
No...

01:20:31.486 --> 01:20:32.526
Who are you?

01:20:32.611 --> 01:20:34.610
He doesn't know - Run!

01:20:36.277 --> 01:20:38.568
Hey, what's your roll number?

01:20:39.361 --> 01:20:43.651
Where the hell are their papers?

01:20:48.152 --> 01:20:49.985
O Lord, have mercy.

01:20:50.069 --> 01:20:55.860
Today was Results day.
Time to make a deal with God.

01:20:55.986 --> 01:20:58.485
Just save my Electronics.
I'll offer a coconut.

01:20:58.944 --> 01:21:03.860
Sir Snake, bless my Physics.
I promise a pint of milk per day.

01:21:04.069 --> 01:21:07.485
O Mother Cow,
help me pass... have this grass.

01:21:07.736 --> 01:21:11.068
I vow: No X-rated thoughts
of girls in my class...

01:21:11.361 --> 01:21:12.818
Watch over my results.

01:21:13.027 --> 01:21:16.901
God of Wealth, I'll offer 100/-
every month.

01:21:17.111 --> 01:21:19.735
100/- won't bribe even a traffic cop,

01:21:20.444 --> 01:21:22.276
let alone the Almighty.

01:21:23.486 --> 01:21:25.568
Check from the bottom.

01:21:26.569 --> 01:21:28.693
You are... last.

01:21:30.402 --> 01:21:31.318
And you?

01:21:33.361 --> 01:21:34.818
Second last.

01:21:36.402 --> 01:21:37.485
Rancho?

01:21:41.902 --> 01:21:42.985
Not there.

01:21:44.361 --> 01:21:45.401
My heart sank.

01:21:45.986 --> 01:21:50.401
Not 'cause our ranks tanked,
but 'cause our friend flunked.

01:21:52.861 --> 01:21:56.568
There's a mistake.
It's not possible. It's injustice.

01:22:00.694 --> 01:22:03.610
What's Silencer howling about?

01:22:04.236 --> 01:22:05.193
He got the second rank.

01:22:07.527 --> 01:22:08.568
Who's first?

01:22:09.777 --> 01:22:10.901
Rancho.

01:22:13.777 --> 01:22:14.651
Rancho?

01:22:17.111 --> 01:22:17.943
Move aside.

01:22:22.736 --> 01:22:25.026
We learned a lesson
in Human Behavior:

01:22:25.819 --> 01:22:31.193
Your friend fails, you feel bad.
Your friend tops, you feel worse.

01:22:31.902 --> 01:22:36.318
We were sad.
Two others were sadder.

01:22:37.569 --> 01:22:41.443
Ranchoddas Chanchad.
Front row. Right of the Director.

01:22:42.069 --> 01:22:44.360
Uday Sinha. Second row. Third seat.

01:22:45.277 --> 01:22:48.526
Alok Mittal. Second row. Fifth seat.

01:22:50.319 --> 01:22:52.985
Sahili Rao. Third row...

01:22:53.152 --> 01:22:55.610
Sir, why this seating
according to rank?

01:22:56.777 --> 01:22:58.026
Any problem with that?

01:22:58.152 --> 01:23:02.276
Yes, this grading system is
like a caste system.

01:23:02.736 --> 01:23:05.901
A-graders: Masters
C-graders: Slaves

01:23:06.194 --> 01:23:09.485
- It's not nice, sir.
- You have a better idea?

01:23:10.069 --> 01:23:14.235
Yes. Results should not be
displayed at all.

01:23:14.694 --> 01:23:18.776
Why publicise someone's flaws?

01:23:19.069 --> 01:23:24.110
If your iron count is low,
will the doctor prescribe tonic...

01:23:24.236 --> 01:23:25.693
or air your report on TV?

01:23:26.527 --> 01:23:27.610
You see, sir?

01:23:28.194 --> 01:23:29.985
So basically, what you are saying is...

01:23:30.486 --> 01:23:32.276
I should personally go to
each student's room

01:23:33.319 --> 01:23:34.401
and whisper in his ears...

01:23:35.444 --> 01:23:37.860
'You have come first',
'You're second".

01:23:37.944 --> 01:23:39.526
'Oh, I'm so sorry,
you have failed'.

01:23:42.527 --> 01:23:46.901
No sir, I mean
grades create a divide.

01:23:49.236 --> 01:23:51.193
I've topped, so I'm next to you.

01:23:51.444 --> 01:23:53.860
My pals came last,
they're in the back corner.

01:23:54.027 --> 01:23:55.568
At least they're in the corner.

01:23:55.694 --> 01:23:58.110
More time with you, and
they'll be out of the photo.

01:23:59.236 --> 01:24:01.235
They will neither pass,
nor get a job.

01:24:02.027 --> 01:24:05.901
They'll get jobs, sir.
There must be some firm that...

01:24:06.361 --> 01:24:08.193
prefers humans to machines.

01:24:10.069 --> 01:24:11.901
They'll get jobs. I guarantee.

01:24:13.902 --> 01:24:16.235
You guarantee it!

01:24:16.444 --> 01:24:17.985
Bet, sir?

01:24:21.361 --> 01:24:22.693
- Govind.
- Yes, sir?

01:24:26.861 --> 01:24:30.151
Even if one of them gets
a job in campus interviews...

01:24:31.361 --> 01:24:32.568
shave off my moustache.

01:24:34.402 --> 01:24:36.193
Sir!

01:24:36.486 --> 01:24:39.526
- Happy?
- Smile, please.

01:24:40.819 --> 01:24:41.776
Happy, sir.

01:24:46.152 --> 01:24:49.735
Jackass!
Honking to hide your tooting.

01:24:50.277 --> 01:24:52.985
Septic tank! Popping pills again?

01:24:53.236 --> 01:24:55.901
I didn't do it... Raju?

01:24:56.111 --> 01:24:57.735
This is a familiar stink.

01:24:57.819 --> 01:25:00.860
He's the sole cause for global warming.

01:25:26.111 --> 01:25:28.735
Toss me your wallet - I'll buy pants.

01:25:29.319 --> 01:25:33.485
- Take Chatur's suit instead.
- Don't touch my suit.

01:25:34.652 --> 01:25:36.443
Rancho'll recognize you
even in underwear.

01:25:36.611 --> 01:25:40.610
- Where's this?
- If I could read, would I sell peanuts?

01:25:40.819 --> 01:25:43.401
- He can't read.
- But he can speak.

01:25:43.611 --> 01:25:47.610
Wait. Do you know a
Ranchoddas Chanchad?

01:25:47.819 --> 01:25:49.568
Yes, he lives there.

01:25:50.236 --> 01:25:55.568
♪ Free as the wind was he ♪

01:25:57.569 --> 01:26:02.985
♪ Like a soaring kite was he ♪

01:26:04.652 --> 01:26:06.943
♪ Where did he go... ♪

01:26:07.152 --> 01:26:09.401
♪ let's find him ♪

01:26:09.527 --> 01:26:12.193
- Chatur, your pills.
- Thanks. Where were they?

01:26:12.236 --> 01:26:14.776
- In the pocket.
- Hey, my pants!

01:26:14.902 --> 01:26:16.901
Karl Marx says to share all resources.

01:26:18.486 --> 01:26:20.443
Hey, you'll give people ideas.

01:26:21.986 --> 01:26:23.026
I want it now!

01:26:38.277 --> 01:26:39.401
What happened?

01:26:41.527 --> 01:26:42.735
Rancho's father.

01:26:46.236 --> 01:26:48.985
Excuse me, where is Ranchoddas?

01:26:49.819 --> 01:26:52.235
- There he is.
- Thank you.

01:27:15.402 --> 01:27:18.568
- Rancho...
- Yes?

01:27:19.152 --> 01:27:22.860
Sorry. We're looking for Ranchoddas.

01:27:23.861 --> 01:27:25.193
I am Ranchoddas.

01:27:25.777 --> 01:27:29.693
No, I mean...
'Ranchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad'.

01:27:31.111 --> 01:27:33.693
Ranchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad.
That's me.

01:27:39.152 --> 01:27:41.443
Ranchoddas, take care, son.

01:28:00.736 --> 01:28:02.860
'Ranchoddas Chanchad'

01:28:10.027 --> 01:28:11.068
Raju

01:28:36.319 --> 01:28:39.943
I'll be in the Guinness Book for
driving Delhi-Shimla in underwear.

01:28:40.069 --> 01:28:41.193
That too, for the wrong guy!

01:28:41.694 --> 01:28:45.651
Same name, same degree,
same photo, but a different guy.

01:28:46.236 --> 01:28:47.693
What's going on?

01:28:48.402 --> 01:28:51.068
How did Silencer get
Rancho's address?

01:28:52.236 --> 01:28:53.110
Good point!

01:28:54.527 --> 01:28:55.943
Hey Chatur, come here.

01:29:02.236 --> 01:29:05.735
How dare you open this?
I got this from San Francisco.

01:29:05.777 --> 01:29:07.318
Handmade biscuits.

01:29:09.152 --> 01:29:11.401
Specially for Mr. Phunsukh Wangdu.

01:29:11.652 --> 01:29:13.818
Phunsukh Bangdu?
Who's that?

01:29:13.902 --> 01:29:18.526
Not Bangdu. Wangdu. 'W'.
Phunsukh Wangdu.

01:29:18.611 --> 01:29:21.443
Do you know who that is?
He's a great scientist.

01:29:21.527 --> 01:29:24.235
400 patents.
The world wants him.

01:29:25.277 --> 01:29:28.735
Took me a year to get an appointment.

01:29:29.486 --> 01:29:34.943
Once he signs the deal with
my company, I'll be huge!

01:29:35.027 --> 01:29:39.193
Forget Wangdu.
How'd you get Rancho's address?

01:29:39.319 --> 01:29:41.276
You should be thanking
Phunsukh Wangdu.

01:29:41.652 --> 01:29:45.235
He led me to Rancho, see this.

01:29:47.402 --> 01:29:51.860
My secretary was here to fix
an appointment with Wangdu.

01:29:51.944 --> 01:29:56.276
She didn't get the appointment.
But I found Rancho.

01:29:56.402 --> 01:30:02.026
I checked the Shimla directory
and found Rancho's name.

01:30:02.069 --> 01:30:03.735
What happened to his face?

01:30:04.111 --> 01:30:06.443
Plastic surgery in honor of your visit?

01:30:10.819 --> 01:30:12.651
Only one man has the answer.

01:30:13.236 --> 01:30:17.901
Sorry Papa,
I couldn't fulfill your last wish.

01:30:19.361 --> 01:30:23.151
You kept asking me
to take you on pilgrimage.

01:30:24.069 --> 01:30:26.568
But I waited
for the highway tender.

01:30:28.069 --> 01:30:32.526
There the tender opened,
here you closed your eyes.

01:30:36.611 --> 01:30:41.110
I am so sorry, Papa.
I could not be a good son...

01:30:41.277 --> 01:30:42.610
Wrong.

01:30:43.069 --> 01:30:45.901
You're an engineer.
Your degree's on the wall!

01:30:46.194 --> 01:30:47.485
You were a very good son.

01:30:50.111 --> 01:30:54.860
How dare you barge in?
I'll have you arrested.

01:30:55.027 --> 01:30:58.235
No, you'll be arrested.
We've made enquiries.

01:30:58.527 --> 01:31:01.610
You use the degree
to clinch contracts.

01:31:02.069 --> 01:31:05.318
It's our friend's degree.
How did you get it?

01:31:20.902 --> 01:31:22.318
This is a 150 acre estate.

01:31:22.736 --> 01:31:25.943
If I shoot and bury you,
no one would even notice.

01:31:26.277 --> 01:31:27.193
Get the point?

01:31:28.527 --> 01:31:29.401
Now get lost!

01:31:34.986 --> 01:31:39.276
I'm taking Papa's ashes to the
sacred river. Can take yours too.

01:31:46.736 --> 01:31:48.318
Grab Papa!

01:31:51.236 --> 01:31:52.360
Here, here.

01:31:56.486 --> 01:31:57.526
Let go of Papa!

01:32:00.444 --> 01:32:03.276
Tell the truth or Papa is flushed!

01:32:03.402 --> 01:32:06.318
- Hand over Papa!
- Papa goes to the sacred sewer.

01:32:07.027 --> 01:32:10.360
- Get Papa out of the potty.
- You pull trigger, I pull flush.

01:32:10.486 --> 01:32:11.818
I'll count to three.

01:32:11.861 --> 01:32:15.610
Wanna shoot us?
Raju, scatter the ashes.

01:32:18.277 --> 01:32:19.276
One.

01:32:19.444 --> 01:32:24.193
Take us down,
and Papa's down the drain.

01:32:25.444 --> 01:32:26.360
Two.

01:32:26.444 --> 01:32:28.901
Then grope for him in the gutter.

01:32:29.027 --> 01:32:29.901
What is it, Raju?

01:32:31.319 --> 01:32:33.818
We've got the wrong urn.
It's empty!

01:32:34.694 --> 01:32:35.610
Empty?

01:32:36.986 --> 01:32:40.443
Empty - we'll empty it out!

01:32:40.569 --> 01:32:41.443
No, no!

01:32:41.527 --> 01:32:44.401
We'll empty it out!

01:32:44.486 --> 01:32:46.943
No... hands up!

01:32:49.236 --> 01:32:52.276
Who are you?

01:32:52.444 --> 01:32:53.568
I am Rancho.

01:32:54.861 --> 01:32:57.318
I swear on Papa, it's true.

01:32:57.527 --> 01:32:59.318
I am Rancho!
That was Chhote.

01:33:00.444 --> 01:33:01.276
Chhote?

01:33:02.652 --> 01:33:07.651
He was our gardener's son, Chhote.

01:33:09.611 --> 01:33:12.443
He stayed on with us
after he was orphaned.

01:33:14.652 --> 01:33:22.485
Did odd jobs around the house,
ran errands.

01:33:23.902 --> 01:33:25.193
He had a passion for learning.

01:33:28.444 --> 01:33:31.110
He'd wear my old uniform
and slip into school.

01:33:33.111 --> 01:33:36.068
And attend any class he liked.
It suited me.

01:33:37.027 --> 01:33:43.110
I made him do my homework,
take my exams.

01:33:43.611 --> 01:33:46.651
It was going well, till
one day...

01:33:47.069 --> 01:33:51.651
Our teacher saw a sixth grader
doing tenth grade math.

01:33:51.694 --> 01:33:53.235
Which grade are you in, son?

01:33:54.444 --> 01:33:55.651
What's your name?

01:33:56.611 --> 01:33:57.568
We got caught.

01:33:58.736 --> 01:34:00.110
Papa was a powerful man, so...

01:34:00.236 --> 01:34:03.735
our teacher alerted him
before going to the Principal.

01:34:04.236 --> 01:34:08.193
You started it, you will finish it.

01:34:10.902 --> 01:34:13.693
People pretend to show me respect...

01:34:14.402 --> 01:34:16.610
But behind my back...

01:34:17.569 --> 01:34:19.193
mock me as an illiterate.

01:34:20.194 --> 01:34:22.235
I won't let that happen to my son.

01:34:23.319 --> 01:34:27.651
This boy wants to study.
I want just a degree.

01:34:28.194 --> 01:34:30.151
Let the game go on.

01:34:31.152 --> 01:34:32.776
Make this kid an engineer,

01:34:34.027 --> 01:34:39.401
and I'll have a degree
in my son's name on that wall.

01:34:39.736 --> 01:34:43.735
I went to London for four years,
he went to college as me.

01:34:45.402 --> 01:34:51.568
He'd promised to cut contact with all
after getting the degree.

01:34:53.694 --> 01:35:01.943
But he always said:
'Two idiots will come looking for me'

01:35:06.902 --> 01:35:08.568
He really misses you both.

01:35:10.986 --> 01:35:14.943
I'll give you his address,
go to him.

01:35:18.277 --> 01:35:21.776
But please keep my secret.

01:35:23.652 --> 01:35:24.818
What secret?

01:35:38.152 --> 01:35:41.651
You got the wrong urn, sir.
Papa is in here.

01:35:43.861 --> 01:35:46.443
What the hell's going on?
Who was that gun guy?

01:35:46.486 --> 01:35:50.026
Complicated story.
Without subtitles. Not for you.

01:35:50.069 --> 01:35:52.360
- Ignore it.
- Where're we going?

01:35:53.694 --> 01:35:54.610
Ladakh.

01:35:54.652 --> 01:35:56.026
Ladakh! Why?

01:35:56.736 --> 01:35:57.693
To meet Rancho.

01:35:57.861 --> 01:36:00.860
What's he doing in Ladakh?

01:36:00.902 --> 01:36:04.485
No clue. We have
the address of a school.

01:36:04.736 --> 01:36:07.818
School teacher!

01:36:08.694 --> 01:36:12.110
I'm Vice President of
Rockledge Corporation, and he...

01:36:12.527 --> 01:36:14.818
A for Apple, B for Ball...

01:36:14.986 --> 01:36:16.193
D for Donkey.

01:36:16.902 --> 01:36:21.860
Next week I sign a huge deal
with Phunsukh Wangdu.

01:36:22.027 --> 01:36:25.068
And he... A for Apple, B for Ball...

01:36:28.777 --> 01:36:31.193
Today my respect
for that idiot shot up.

01:36:32.111 --> 01:36:34.443
Most of us went to college
just for a degree.

01:36:35.027 --> 01:36:39.235
No degree meant
no plum job, no pretty wife...

01:36:39.527 --> 01:36:42.110
no credit card, no social status.

01:36:42.777 --> 01:36:44.610
None of this mattered to him.

01:36:44.736 --> 01:36:46.568
He was in college
for the joy of learning.

01:36:47.069 --> 01:36:50.360
He never cared
if he was first or last.

01:36:50.944 --> 01:36:53.276
Who was the first man
on the Moon?

01:36:53.527 --> 01:36:54.776
Neil Armstrong, sir.

01:36:54.819 --> 01:36:56.985
Obviously, it is Neil Armstrong.
We all know it.

01:36:57.152 --> 01:36:58.401
Who was the second?

01:36:58.902 --> 01:37:00.526
Don't waste your time.
It's not important.

01:37:00.986 --> 01:37:03.485
Nobody remembers the man
who ever came second.

01:37:04.611 --> 01:37:10.068
Soon, 26 companies
will be here with job offers.

01:37:10.527 --> 01:37:16.193
You'll have a job
even before your final exam.

01:37:16.944 --> 01:37:18.818
This is your last lap, my friends.

01:37:19.152 --> 01:37:21.360
Put the pedal to the metal.
Step on the gas.

01:37:21.444 --> 01:37:23.443
Go out there and make history!

01:37:26.861 --> 01:37:28.110
Any questions?

01:37:30.611 --> 01:37:31.526
Yes?

01:37:32.861 --> 01:37:36.485
Sir, suppose a student gets a job...

01:37:36.861 --> 01:37:44.151
but narrowly fails the final exam,
will he still have the job?

01:37:44.652 --> 01:37:45.985
Very good question.

01:37:49.236 --> 01:37:51.610
Anyone else
with the same question?

01:37:53.527 --> 01:37:54.860
As expected.

01:37:57.194 --> 01:38:00.318
Please come on stage.
Give them a big hand.

01:38:11.486 --> 01:38:13.776
For the last four years...

01:38:13.819 --> 01:38:16.776
they've been our most
consistent students.

01:38:16.902 --> 01:38:20.235
Consistently last in every exam.

01:38:21.069 --> 01:38:22.443
Come my geniuses, come.

01:38:23.902 --> 01:38:29.526
Their brains will fetch
a handsome price.

01:38:30.236 --> 01:38:33.276
'Cause they're completely unused.

01:38:35.777 --> 01:38:37.026
And to answer their question:

01:38:37.402 --> 01:38:40.735
The exam won't affect their jobs.

01:38:41.527 --> 01:38:45.068
Because no company
will hire them anyway!

01:38:45.902 --> 01:38:48.943
They're so unique, their
names will be writ in gold -

01:38:49.236 --> 01:38:52.151
'Farhanitrate' and 'Prerajulization'

01:38:52.236 --> 01:38:53.735
Give them a big hand,
please, everybody.

01:39:02.819 --> 01:39:07.693
He screwed us!

01:39:07.819 --> 01:39:09.776
In front of everyone.

01:39:10.902 --> 01:39:16.026
God, I'll give up meat,
light a 1000 incense sticks.

01:39:16.111 --> 01:39:17.901
Do me just one favor.

01:39:17.986 --> 01:39:20.443
Delete Virus!

01:39:22.069 --> 01:39:24.068
Burn him in hell.

01:39:25.444 --> 01:39:29.276
Fry Virus-nuggets in bubbling oil.

01:39:30.027 --> 01:39:32.901
You think God is a contract killer?

01:39:33.527 --> 01:39:34.818
You shut up!

01:39:35.527 --> 01:39:38.443
You're in the center
of the photo every year.

01:39:38.486 --> 01:39:40.443
We're rotting in the corner.

01:39:41.486 --> 01:39:44.526
This year we may fall
out of the photo altogether.

01:39:46.986 --> 01:39:48.818
- Know why I come first?
- Why?

01:39:49.236 --> 01:39:50.943
Because I love machines.

01:39:51.736 --> 01:39:53.568
Engineering is my passion.

01:39:54.611 --> 01:39:55.860
Know your passion?

01:39:58.694 --> 01:40:00.401
- That's my bag.
- Be quiet.

01:40:01.361 --> 01:40:02.693
What're you up to?

01:40:05.111 --> 01:40:07.276
This... is your passion.

01:40:08.527 --> 01:40:09.943
Go post this letter.

01:40:10.319 --> 01:40:11.651
What letter?

01:40:14.361 --> 01:40:18.651
5 years ago he wrote this for
his favorite wildlife photographer

01:40:19.402 --> 01:40:22.193
- Andre...
- Istvan.

01:40:23.152 --> 01:40:26.776
He wanted to train with him
in Hungary.

01:40:27.694 --> 01:40:31.026
But in fear of his dad, the Fuhrer,
never posted it.

01:40:32.736 --> 01:40:36.318
Quit Engineering, marry Photography.

01:40:37.277 --> 01:40:39.276
Follow your talent.

01:40:42.402 --> 01:40:46.443
If Michael Jackson's dad
forced him to be a boxer...

01:40:47.236 --> 01:40:50.776
and Mohammad Ali's dad
pushed him to be a singer...

01:40:51.486 --> 01:40:52.818
imagine the disaster.

01:40:54.861 --> 01:40:57.401
Do you get it?

01:41:00.944 --> 01:41:04.276
Idiot! Loves Photography,
but is marrying machines.

01:41:08.902 --> 01:41:10.318
Your Holiness Guru Ranchoddas!

01:41:11.611 --> 01:41:15.776
Engineering is
my wife and mistress both.

01:41:17.194 --> 01:41:19.735
- But I still fail. Why?
- Explain.

01:41:20.861 --> 01:41:23.235
'Cause you're a coward,
scared of the future.

01:41:24.944 --> 01:41:29.443
Look at this -
more holy rings than fingers.

01:41:29.986 --> 01:41:33.193
One ring per fear -
exam, sis's dowry, job.

01:41:34.652 --> 01:41:38.443
With such fear of tomorrow,
how'll you live today?

01:41:39.277 --> 01:41:40.943
How'll you focus on studies?

01:41:42.277 --> 01:41:45.401
Strange buddies! One lives
in fear, the other in pretense.

01:41:46.361 --> 01:41:51.735
You live in both - fear and pretense.

01:41:51.944 --> 01:41:58.026
You're scared to tell Pia you
love her... so you pretend you don't.

01:42:00.527 --> 01:42:02.610
What rubbish!

01:42:03.236 --> 01:42:07.318
Easy to offer free advice,
tough to follow it.

01:42:07.402 --> 01:42:10.651
Have the guts? Go confess to Pia.

01:42:11.111 --> 01:42:14.985
- There's no connection!
- Deep connection, Your Holiness.

01:42:15.069 --> 01:42:20.568
Listen, if you confess to Pia...

01:42:20.986 --> 01:42:25.443
I'll tell Dad - No Engineering,
I'm marrying Photography

01:42:26.611 --> 01:42:30.276
And I'll dump my rings
before the job interview.

01:42:30.694 --> 01:42:31.776
Deal?

01:42:33.861 --> 01:42:35.651
Have the guts?

01:42:35.777 --> 01:42:38.068
His Holiness is speechless.

01:42:44.111 --> 01:42:44.985
Let's go.

01:42:50.027 --> 01:42:51.360
- Follow me.
- Where?

01:42:56.986 --> 01:42:58.526
Let's go.

01:42:58.944 --> 01:43:02.068
Hey Virus! I'm anti-Virus.

01:43:02.152 --> 01:43:03.651
Hope no dog here.

01:43:03.777 --> 01:43:06.193
Cowards! Let's go.

01:43:06.319 --> 01:43:10.026
If any danger,
I'll give the Virus alert.

01:43:22.277 --> 01:43:23.860
Beware - Virus inside.

01:43:44.444 --> 01:43:45.651
Need background score?

01:43:45.861 --> 01:43:46.860
- Pia.
- Who's it?

01:43:49.611 --> 01:43:53.318
Don't yell! It's me, Rancho.

01:43:55.236 --> 01:43:58.651
Just listen for a moment,
then I'm gone.

01:43:58.944 --> 01:44:01.360
Say not a word...

01:44:01.694 --> 01:44:02.693
- Pia...
- Yes?

01:44:04.819 --> 01:44:08.151
Those 22 minutes with you
on the scooter

01:44:08.986 --> 01:44:13.568
were the most enchanting
22 minutes of my life.

01:44:17.986 --> 01:44:23.401
I could spend an eternity
with you on the scooter.

01:44:23.527 --> 01:44:24.401
Wow!

01:44:25.652 --> 01:44:28.776
... and time stands still.

01:44:29.819 --> 01:44:37.276
Every night you ride into my dreams
on your scooter, dressed as a bride.

01:44:40.236 --> 01:44:42.568
Instead of a veil,
you lift your helmet...

01:44:46.027 --> 01:44:48.985
and come close to kiss me.

01:44:52.069 --> 01:44:54.360
But that kiss doesn't happen.

01:44:55.194 --> 01:44:56.110
Why?

01:44:56.444 --> 01:44:59.610
Because the noses collide,
and I wake up.

01:45:00.694 --> 01:45:02.360
The noses never collide, stupid!

01:45:07.486 --> 01:45:10.568
I'm sorry,
I thought you were Pia.

01:45:11.152 --> 01:45:12.110
I wish I was.

01:45:12.402 --> 01:45:14.193
Sis, why did you interrupt?

01:45:14.652 --> 01:45:16.485
It took him four years to say this.

01:45:16.694 --> 01:45:19.735
Pia, kiss him.
Show that noses don't collide.

01:45:19.819 --> 01:45:23.068
You have my permission,
kiss him... He's so cute!

01:45:23.611 --> 01:45:25.276
- Who's this?
- My sister.

01:45:26.277 --> 01:45:27.318
Who're you?

01:45:36.986 --> 01:45:40.735
When you were talking,
he kicked. First time!

01:45:40.777 --> 01:45:44.610
He? How do you know
it's a 'he' or 'she'?

01:45:44.902 --> 01:45:48.943
Papa asked the astrologer If we'd
get an engineer or a doctor.

01:45:49.902 --> 01:45:50.818
Meaning?

01:45:50.986 --> 01:45:53.860
Boy becomes an engineer,
girl a doctor.

01:45:54.652 --> 01:46:00.151
Champ, better stay inside.
Out here's a circus.

01:46:01.236 --> 01:46:04.985
Your grandpa is the ringmaster.
He'll crack his whip -

01:46:05.111 --> 01:46:10.526
'Run! Life is a race.
Be an engineer.

01:46:11.361 --> 01:46:16.610
But you follow your heart.
If grandpa scares you...

01:46:17.402 --> 01:46:20.776
put your hand on your heart
and say, 'All is well'

01:46:21.652 --> 01:46:22.485
He kicked.

01:46:24.444 --> 01:46:25.526
Say it again.

01:46:26.736 --> 01:46:28.360
All is well.

01:46:29.236 --> 01:46:30.943
Kicked again.

01:46:32.569 --> 01:46:35.568
- Once more.
- All is well.

01:46:40.069 --> 01:46:44.235
All is well.

01:46:44.777 --> 01:46:45.776
Who is it?

01:46:46.611 --> 01:46:47.610
Go.

01:46:48.277 --> 01:46:53.318
You sent hate-mail to Dad,
here's pee-mail for you.

01:46:53.402 --> 01:46:57.860
Enjoy the pee-mail, happy reading!

01:47:04.319 --> 01:47:07.068
- Who is it?
- Your future son-in-law.

01:47:07.319 --> 01:47:08.818
And the wedding party.

01:47:09.652 --> 01:47:10.735
Rastogi!

01:47:13.152 --> 01:47:14.985
Security, that way.

01:47:44.569 --> 01:47:48.318
So you all have already learned
about the simple pendulum.

01:47:49.027 --> 01:47:52.943
Now let's get down to the advanced
study about compound pendulum.

01:47:54.361 --> 01:47:58.360
It's an irregular object
oscillating about its own axis.

01:47:58.777 --> 01:47:59.860
Let me demonstrate to you

01:48:00.444 --> 01:48:02.401
- What's this?
- Pencil.

01:48:02.694 --> 01:48:04.151
- What's inside?
- Lead.

01:48:04.194 --> 01:48:06.360
Good. Lead is the axis to this pencil.

01:48:06.861 --> 01:48:09.860
Even you can be a compound
pendulum, if you oscillate about...

01:48:17.486 --> 01:48:20.110
- Where is Raju Rastogi?
- Present, sir.

01:48:27.569 --> 01:48:29.485
Hi. Everybody is here.

01:48:31.152 --> 01:48:32.235
Good morning, sir.

01:48:33.152 --> 01:48:34.360
Where were you last night?

01:48:34.902 --> 01:48:37.985
- Studying all night, sir.
- Studying?

01:48:38.152 --> 01:48:39.110
Really?

01:48:39.236 --> 01:48:42.235
Hasn't slept two nights,
that's why he looks scruffy.

01:48:42.319 --> 01:48:43.235
Not slept?

01:48:43.402 --> 01:48:44.443
What did you study?

01:48:45.527 --> 01:48:49.568
Induction motor, sir.
The whole chapter.

01:48:49.861 --> 01:48:50.776
Whole chapter?

01:48:50.986 --> 01:48:53.026
In that case, Mr. Raju Rastogi...

01:48:53.111 --> 01:48:54.026
Yessir!

01:48:54.152 --> 01:48:56.818
Can you tell us how an
induction motor starts?

01:49:04.902 --> 01:49:05.818
Stop it!

01:49:13.486 --> 01:49:15.776
Sir, rum.

01:49:17.652 --> 01:49:18.693
Mr. Rastogi!

01:49:19.152 --> 01:49:21.526
Let's have a cup of tea
in my office.

01:49:27.611 --> 01:49:28.568
Sir?

01:49:29.736 --> 01:49:30.651
Close the door.

01:49:35.902 --> 01:49:36.985
Can you type?

01:49:38.277 --> 01:49:39.151
Yes, sir.

01:49:39.361 --> 01:49:40.818
Will you type a letter for me?

01:49:42.902 --> 01:49:43.985
Definitely, sir.

01:49:44.277 --> 01:49:45.235
Come, sit.

01:49:45.986 --> 01:49:47.026
Sir, I'm sorry sir...

01:49:49.402 --> 01:49:50.360
Please type.

01:49:52.027 --> 01:49:52.860
Dear Sir...

01:49:53.819 --> 01:49:57.235
It is my painful duty to inform you...

01:49:58.527 --> 01:50:01.235
that your son is rusticated...

01:50:01.986 --> 01:50:04.568
No, sorry, delete that.
Go back.

01:50:05.277 --> 01:50:09.360
Your son, Mr. Raju Rastogi...

01:50:10.444 --> 01:50:14.610
is rusticated from the
Imperial College of Engineering.

01:50:15.194 --> 01:50:16.610
Come on, type.

01:50:24.069 --> 01:50:25.776
It'll kill my dad, sir.

01:50:25.944 --> 01:50:27.735
- Please type.
- Sir, please sir.

01:50:28.194 --> 01:50:32.151
My decision is final and irrevocable.

01:50:34.194 --> 01:50:39.360
He lives just to see me
become an engineer.

01:50:39.402 --> 01:50:43.693
Should've thought of that
before peeing on my door.

01:50:43.819 --> 01:50:48.276
Sir, give me one chance... please.

01:50:53.861 --> 01:50:57.276
Ok, remove your name
from the letter...

01:50:58.611 --> 01:51:00.776
and put in Rancho's.

01:51:02.194 --> 01:51:04.401
I know he was with you
last night.

01:51:05.236 --> 01:51:09.318
Be my witness and
I'll spare you.

01:51:12.861 --> 01:51:16.901
You have 71/2 minutes to think.

01:52:03.986 --> 01:52:08.943
♪ We won't let go of you ♪

01:52:10.402 --> 01:52:15.860
♪ We're not done yet... no way ♪

01:52:17.986 --> 01:52:21.193
♪ The heavens may beckon you ♪

01:52:21.277 --> 01:52:24.485
♪ But we'll take up arms against God ♪

01:52:24.527 --> 01:52:30.610
♪ And it's not a fight we intend to lose ♪

01:52:31.152 --> 01:52:34.276
♪ You may try your best to escape ♪

01:52:34.402 --> 01:52:37.610
♪ Try with all your might ♪

01:52:37.777 --> 01:52:44.401
♪ But there is no way
we are letting go of you ♪

01:52:44.986 --> 01:52:51.068
♪ We won't let go of you ♪

01:52:51.527 --> 01:52:57.818
♪ We're not done yet... no way ♪

01:52:59.652 --> 01:53:02.401
Rancho, watch that monitor.

01:53:02.694 --> 01:53:03.526
Raju.

01:53:05.277 --> 01:53:08.443
His body is paralyzed with shock,
but his mind is alert.

01:53:08.944 --> 01:53:13.276
He can see and hear us.
Please don't cry in front of him.

01:53:15.111 --> 01:53:19.526
Speak to him normally,
motivate him, joke around.

01:53:22.527 --> 01:53:25.193
Good news, Raju.
Your dad's recovered.

01:53:25.402 --> 01:53:26.776
The new medicine worked.

01:53:27.194 --> 01:53:30.026
Is this your family tradition?

01:53:30.819 --> 01:53:33.943
As one male gets up,
the other conks out?

01:53:34.111 --> 01:53:35.860
Come, wake up.

01:53:36.736 --> 01:53:38.151
Your dad wants Pia's scooter.

01:53:38.277 --> 01:53:42.110
Should I give it to him?
Hope he won't dent it.

01:53:48.111 --> 01:53:52.443
Raju, Farhan is live on webcam.
From the hostel.

01:53:54.694 --> 01:53:57.526
Look, Virus has canceled
your suspension order.

01:53:57.861 --> 01:54:00.110
Problem solved... Wake up now.

01:54:00.402 --> 01:54:03.151
Everything's resolved!
You hear that?

01:54:03.527 --> 01:54:06.360
Rise and shine, buddy.

01:54:07.944 --> 01:54:11.151
♪ In this journey of few strides ♪

01:54:11.361 --> 01:54:14.360
♪ On the path called life ♪

01:54:14.527 --> 01:54:20.360
♪ Don't quit...
Just celebrate the ride ♪

01:54:21.152 --> 01:54:24.318
♪ Listen please to those
who love you ♪

01:54:24.444 --> 01:54:27.485
♪ Every dark night is
followed by sunrise ♪

01:54:27.819 --> 01:54:33.068
♪ Don't shut out those
who love you ♪

01:54:33.277 --> 01:54:39.776
♪ We won't let go of you ♪

01:54:39.902 --> 01:54:46.235
♪ We're not done yet... no way ♪

01:54:46.444 --> 01:54:52.860
♪ We won't let go of you ♪

01:54:52.986 --> 01:55:00.568
♪ We're not done yet... no way ♪

01:55:03.902 --> 01:55:07.776
- Look, mom bought a new saree.
- Brand new.

01:55:07.902 --> 01:55:09.526
It cost 2000/-

01:55:10.194 --> 01:55:11.443
Wake up now.

01:55:12.611 --> 01:55:14.735
She bought not one,
but ten sarees.

01:55:15.194 --> 01:55:16.110
Look!

01:55:18.194 --> 01:55:19.318
Hey Raju!

01:55:19.361 --> 01:55:22.401
C'mon tell me... How do I look?

01:55:23.486 --> 01:55:26.568
♪ Remember the letters
mom would write... ♪

01:55:26.694 --> 01:55:29.818
♪ Always blessed you
with eternal life ♪

01:55:29.986 --> 01:55:36.110
♪ Don't die on her... you can't die ♪

01:55:36.486 --> 01:55:39.693
♪ Look at us now, don't turn away ♪

01:55:39.819 --> 01:55:42.943
♪ Smile once to show you care ♪

01:55:43.111 --> 01:55:47.568
♪ Wake up,
don't torment us anymore ♪

01:55:56.444 --> 01:55:59.901
Did you hear about your sis?

01:56:00.819 --> 01:56:03.526
She's getting married.

01:56:04.527 --> 01:56:05.860
Without any dowry.

01:56:06.527 --> 01:56:11.443
The bridegroom wants
nothing at all.

01:56:11.652 --> 01:56:15.151
He just wants Kammo.

01:56:15.777 --> 01:56:19.943
- You know who the bridegroom is?
- Yeah.

01:56:19.986 --> 01:56:20.860
Guess!

01:56:20.902 --> 01:56:22.818
- You know him very well.
- Yes.

01:56:22.986 --> 01:56:24.651
- He loves animals.
- Huh...?

01:56:25.444 --> 01:56:27.485
He's going to be a
wildlife photographer.

01:56:27.569 --> 01:56:29.151
Quiet... Shhhh...

01:56:29.236 --> 01:56:32.401
Didn't get it? It's our Farhan.

01:56:33.361 --> 01:56:37.485
Farhan will never take any dowry.

01:56:38.111 --> 01:56:42.485
Farhan will marry your sister.

01:56:42.902 --> 01:56:47.068
For free! Free! Free!

01:56:48.111 --> 01:56:50.235
Raju!

01:56:57.194 --> 01:57:00.985
One kilo okra, 500 grams cheese
for 'free' would've woken him.

01:57:01.361 --> 01:57:03.110
Why sacrifice me...!

01:57:03.361 --> 01:57:05.360
Well done, buddy.

01:57:06.152 --> 01:57:09.693
So it's all fixed -
Farhan will marry your sister.

01:57:10.777 --> 01:57:11.776
Rancho!

01:57:14.402 --> 01:57:17.568
Rascals... Stop fibbing.

01:57:20.152 --> 01:57:21.193
Lucky escape!

01:57:21.361 --> 01:57:27.776
♪ We won't let go of you. ♪

01:57:27.902 --> 01:57:34.360
♪ We're not done yet... no way ♪

01:57:34.527 --> 01:57:40.901
♪ We won't let go of you ♪

01:57:41.069 --> 01:57:47.068
♪ We're not done yet... no way ♪

01:57:47.111 --> 01:57:53.610
♪ We won't let go of you ♪

01:57:53.736 --> 01:58:02.110
'Okra Rs.12/ kilo'

01:58:04.986 --> 01:58:06.568
You called for a taxi?

01:58:06.611 --> 01:58:08.401
- I did.
- It's waiting.

01:58:08.527 --> 01:58:10.026
Thank you. Why?

01:58:10.444 --> 01:58:11.776
I'm going to the job interview.

01:58:12.027 --> 01:58:13.276
You coming with me?

01:58:13.652 --> 01:58:18.276
No. I'm going for the interview.
You're going home.

01:58:18.402 --> 01:58:19.776
Why would I go home?

01:58:21.277 --> 01:58:24.735
Remember, we promised
this rascal.

01:58:28.069 --> 01:58:30.151
Give me your tie.

01:58:31.694 --> 01:58:32.568
Why?

01:58:32.777 --> 01:58:36.693
I doubt you'll go for the
interview after reading this.

01:58:37.611 --> 01:58:38.526
What's that?

01:58:38.694 --> 01:58:41.568
- A letter...
- For you, from Hungary.

01:58:41.902 --> 01:58:44.526
Some photographer
called Andre Istvan.

01:58:52.444 --> 01:58:54.235
You posted my letter!

01:58:54.402 --> 01:58:56.110
He loved your pictures.

01:58:56.569 --> 01:58:59.235
The guy wants you to assist him...

01:59:00.027 --> 01:59:03.568
in the Brazilian rain forest,
for a year.

01:59:03.944 --> 01:59:05.526
Will pay you, too.

01:59:21.444 --> 01:59:22.735
Dad will never agree.

01:59:25.319 --> 01:59:27.985
Go speak to him...
from your heart.

01:59:29.652 --> 01:59:30.818
For once, dump your fears...

01:59:31.486 --> 01:59:37.526
or someday, on your deathbed,
you'll regret it.

01:59:38.027 --> 01:59:40.610
You'll remember that the letter was
in your hand, taxi at the gate...

01:59:40.736 --> 01:59:44.526
With just a little courage, you
could've turned your life around.

01:59:51.069 --> 01:59:53.026
Do you think he'll like it?

01:59:53.652 --> 01:59:55.985
Why such an expensive gift?

01:59:57.111 --> 01:59:59.568
Our son's getting
his first job today.

02:00:00.861 --> 02:00:04.776
Don't be stingy at
such a proud moment.

02:00:06.694 --> 02:00:07.693
Farhan?

02:00:12.777 --> 02:00:15.068
Don't you have
the job interview today?

02:00:16.861 --> 02:00:17.735
I didn't go.

02:00:20.486 --> 02:00:22.235
I don't want to be
an engineer, Dad.

02:00:26.444 --> 02:00:28.401
What happened?
You had an accident?

02:00:32.027 --> 02:00:37.276
See that building?
I jumped from its third floor.

02:00:40.069 --> 02:00:40.985
Why?

02:00:41.319 --> 02:00:43.651
Because I was rusticated
from college.

02:00:46.569 --> 02:00:47.401
Why?

02:00:47.902 --> 02:00:52.735
Drunk, I urinated
on the Director's door.

02:00:55.027 --> 02:00:58.693
That scoundrel Rancho
is messing with your mind!

02:00:58.819 --> 02:01:02.568
I don't enjoy Engineering.
I'd make a terrible engineer.

02:01:04.694 --> 02:01:09.318
Rancho has a simple belief -
Make your passion your profession.

02:01:09.652 --> 02:01:11.235
Then work will become play.

02:01:11.361 --> 02:01:13.276
What'll you earn in that jungle?

02:01:13.902 --> 02:01:17.568
A small stipend, but I'll learn a lot.

02:01:17.611 --> 02:01:18.818
Five years from now...

02:01:19.527 --> 02:01:24.276
when you see your friends buying
cars and homes, you'll curse yourself.

02:01:24.361 --> 02:01:28.360
Life as an engineer will bring
only frustration. Then I'll curse you.

02:01:30.402 --> 02:01:32.193
I'd rather curse myself, Dad.

02:01:32.319 --> 02:01:33.526
The world will laugh!

02:01:34.777 --> 02:01:36.776
Label you a loser,
for quitting in the final year.

02:01:37.652 --> 02:01:43.360
Mr. Kapoor feels you're fortunate
to be at ICE. What'll he think?

02:01:43.611 --> 02:01:45.776
Mr. Kapoor didn't provide me
with an air-conditioner.

02:01:48.569 --> 02:01:50.860
It wasn't Mr. Kapoor who slept
in discomfort while I slept well.

02:01:53.194 --> 02:01:56.193
He didn't take me around the zoo
on his shoulders.

02:01:59.027 --> 02:02:00.276
You did all that, Dad.

02:02:02.736 --> 02:02:08.193
How you feel, matters to me.
Mr. Kapoor makes no difference.

02:02:09.361 --> 02:02:11.235
I don't even know his first name.

02:02:11.361 --> 02:02:14.276
You think you're the hero
of a melodrama?

02:02:14.444 --> 02:02:17.193
Enough, please... he's upset.

02:02:18.444 --> 02:02:20.901
God forbid, if he did
something crazy like Raju...

02:02:21.111 --> 02:02:22.693
Then the discussion is over.

02:02:22.986 --> 02:02:26.776
Don't say a word or
His Lordship will jump off the roof.

02:02:30.236 --> 02:02:35.235
No, Dad. I'll never attempt suicide.
I promise.

02:02:37.736 --> 02:02:44.735
The Rancho you detest
put this picture in my wallet.

02:02:46.319 --> 02:02:50.151
Told me to see it if a suicidal thought
crossed my mind

02:02:50.277 --> 02:02:53.568
and imagine what'd happen
to your smiles

02:02:53.611 --> 02:02:55.401
when you see my dead body.

02:03:00.694 --> 02:03:04.735
I want to convince you, Dad...

02:03:06.194 --> 02:03:08.651
but not with a suicide threat.

02:03:12.402 --> 02:03:16.235
Dad, what'll happen
if I become a photographer?

02:03:16.527 --> 02:03:17.776
I'll earn less.

02:03:18.694 --> 02:03:20.401
I'll have a smaller house,
a smaller car.

02:03:22.444 --> 02:03:23.985
But I'll be happy.

02:03:25.652 --> 02:03:26.943
I will be really happy.

02:03:28.236 --> 02:03:29.901
Whatever I do for you
will be out of genuine love.

02:03:31.819 --> 02:03:33.568
I've always listened to you.

02:03:33.944 --> 02:03:37.068
For once,
let me listen to my heart.

02:03:39.152 --> 02:03:40.068
Please... Dad.

02:03:46.486 --> 02:03:47.443
Dad...

02:03:48.652 --> 02:03:49.901
Please don't go away...

02:03:56.111 --> 02:03:57.318
Return this.

02:04:00.819 --> 02:04:03.276
Son, what's the cost
of a professional camera?

02:04:04.527 --> 02:04:06.318
Can the laptop be exchanged for it?

02:04:07.777 --> 02:04:09.651
If you need more money, just ask.

02:04:18.444 --> 02:04:20.401
Go live your life, my son.

02:04:23.319 --> 02:04:27.610
Your grades are consistently poor.
Reason?

02:04:28.277 --> 02:04:29.151
Fear.

02:04:30.236 --> 02:04:31.651
I was a good student
since childhood...

02:04:32.402 --> 02:04:34.568
Parents hoped
I'd end their poverty.

02:04:36.486 --> 02:04:37.485
That scared me.

02:04:38.986 --> 02:04:42.485
Here I saw the mad race.
You don't count if you're not first.

02:04:44.194 --> 02:04:45.235
My fear grew.

02:04:46.902 --> 02:04:48.360
Fear is not good for grades, sir.

02:04:48.986 --> 02:04:51.401
I slipped on more
charms and rings.

02:04:52.402 --> 02:04:56.860
Prayed to God for favors.
No... begged for favors.

02:04:59.944 --> 02:05:03.068
16 broken bones gave me
two months to think and reflect.

02:05:03.611 --> 02:05:04.860
Finally, sense dawned.

02:05:06.361 --> 02:05:11.526
Today I didn't beg God for this job,
just thanked him for this life.

02:05:13.986 --> 02:05:17.985
If you reject me, no regrets.

02:05:18.319 --> 02:05:22.443
I'll still do something
worthwhile with my life.

02:05:22.986 --> 02:05:28.193
Such frank behavior
is not good for our firm.

02:05:28.777 --> 02:05:33.068
We need someone diplomatic
to handle clients.

02:05:33.152 --> 02:05:35.526
You're too straightforward.

02:05:37.402 --> 02:05:38.235
But...

02:05:39.402 --> 02:05:45.860
if you assure us
you'll control this attitude,

02:05:45.986 --> 02:05:48.985
we may consider you.

02:05:52.319 --> 02:05:55.485
It took two broken legs
to get me up on my feet.

02:05:57.361 --> 02:05:59.193
Wasn't easy to get this attitude.

02:05:59.902 --> 02:06:00.776
Can't change it, sir.

02:06:04.444 --> 02:06:09.693
You keep your job...
I'll keep my attitude.

02:06:09.819 --> 02:06:11.193
I'm sorry, no offense, sir.

02:06:15.569 --> 02:06:16.443
Wait.

02:06:18.402 --> 02:06:22.401
I've interviewed countless
candidates for 25 years.

02:06:22.819 --> 02:06:25.693
Everyone turns into
a yes-man to get the job.

02:06:25.861 --> 02:06:27.235
Where did you spring from, son?

02:06:29.152 --> 02:06:29.985
Sir?

02:06:30.236 --> 02:06:32.860
Shall we discuss the salary?

02:06:40.402 --> 02:06:41.318
Thank you, sir.

02:07:13.861 --> 02:07:18.068
Your Majesty, thou art great.

02:07:19.986 --> 02:07:21.651
Accept this humble offering.

02:07:58.236 --> 02:08:01.693
Govind!

02:08:03.736 --> 02:08:07.235
You had said, 'If he gets a job,
shave it off'.

02:08:14.444 --> 02:08:15.485
What have you done?

02:08:19.069 --> 02:08:22.485
I feel naked without
my moustache.

02:08:24.777 --> 02:08:26.693
I've lost my dignity.

02:08:28.777 --> 02:08:31.235
I won't accept defeat, Rastogi.

02:08:32.527 --> 02:08:36.568
The job isn't yours until you
pass your final exam.

02:08:38.027 --> 02:08:41.985
And this time,
I will set the question paper.

02:08:45.194 --> 02:08:47.776
Dad, that's not fair.

02:08:50.111 --> 02:08:53.651
Everything is fair in
Love and War.

02:08:54.152 --> 02:08:57.485
And this is World War... III

02:08:58.944 --> 02:08:59.985
Rastogi, you're dead meat!

02:09:04.944 --> 02:09:05.860
Hey.

02:09:08.277 --> 02:09:09.193
What're you doing here?

02:09:12.152 --> 02:09:13.026
Be careful.

02:09:18.694 --> 02:09:22.568
- You've been drinking.
- Yup, had to down a couple.

02:09:23.111 --> 02:09:25.318
A couple too many!

02:09:25.402 --> 02:09:27.318
- Needed the guts.
- For what?

02:09:29.069 --> 02:09:30.610
- For stealing this.
- What's this?

02:09:31.694 --> 02:09:35.860
The duplicate key to
Virus's office.

02:09:38.361 --> 02:09:40.693
The question paper's
in a cover with a red seal.

02:09:41.361 --> 02:09:45.360
Dad has set it, to fail Raju.

02:09:45.652 --> 02:09:46.610
Go get it!

02:09:47.652 --> 02:09:50.235
Are you mad or what -
that's cheating!

02:09:54.694 --> 02:09:57.943
Everything's fair in
Love and War.

02:09:59.444 --> 02:10:00.485
Tell me something...

02:10:02.402 --> 02:10:03.610
Do you really feel...

02:10:05.152 --> 02:10:10.693
the noses collide while kissing?

02:10:16.111 --> 02:10:19.860
Wait. Have some dhokla.

02:10:22.319 --> 02:10:24.943
You Gujaratis are so cute.

02:10:25.861 --> 02:10:29.193
But why does your food
sound so dangerous?

02:10:30.277 --> 02:10:35.526
Dhokla, Fafda, Handwa,
Thepla, Khakhra...

02:10:36.652 --> 02:10:38.776
Sound like missiles.

02:10:38.819 --> 02:10:39.693
C'mon.

02:10:39.902 --> 02:10:42.401
'Today Bush dropped
two Dhoklas on Iraq'

02:10:43.027 --> 02:10:45.901
'400 dead, 200 injured'

02:10:46.236 --> 02:10:47.151
C'mon.

02:10:50.611 --> 02:10:51.610
Oh...

02:10:53.111 --> 02:10:57.568
I can deal with Khakhra, Fafda.
But your name...

02:10:58.486 --> 02:11:01.818
'Ranchoddas Shamaldas
Chanchad' - Yuck.

02:11:03.027 --> 02:11:05.610
I won't change my last name
after marriage.

02:11:07.444 --> 02:11:10.443
Pia, we can't get married.

02:11:13.986 --> 02:11:14.901
Why?

02:11:15.736 --> 02:11:17.193
Is there someone else?

02:11:19.694 --> 02:11:20.568
No.

02:11:20.861 --> 02:11:22.610
- Are you gay?
- No.

02:11:24.444 --> 02:11:26.360
Then why don't you
propose to me?

02:11:30.902 --> 02:11:32.360
- Are you impotent?
- No.

02:11:35.027 --> 02:11:36.860
Then prove it.

02:11:37.319 --> 02:11:38.276
Pia, no.

02:11:38.527 --> 02:11:39.985
Stop, stop!

02:11:40.152 --> 02:11:42.526
- What happened?
- We didn't inform Pia.

02:11:42.986 --> 02:11:45.068
Stop here,
my bladders are bursting.

02:11:45.111 --> 02:11:46.985
- Shut up!
- Are you in touch with her?

02:11:47.277 --> 02:11:50.443
- No... I have her home number.
- Then call her, I'll stop.

02:11:56.902 --> 02:11:57.735
Hello.

02:11:57.819 --> 02:12:00.068
No place for urine-expulsion
in this country.

02:12:00.111 --> 02:12:03.526
- Hello, is Pia there?
- No, she's not.

02:12:03.902 --> 02:12:05.693
Is she at the hospital?

02:12:05.819 --> 02:12:07.401
Why would she be there?

02:12:07.611 --> 02:12:09.818
She's getting married today
- in Manali

02:12:17.819 --> 02:12:19.068
Too late! She's married.

02:12:20.486 --> 02:12:23.401
Not yet. It's a six hour drive.

02:12:23.736 --> 02:12:25.818
If we rush, we'll reach
before the vows.

02:12:26.319 --> 02:12:27.193
What do you say?

02:12:29.152 --> 02:12:31.568
It's a no-brainer. Let's turn back.

02:12:31.777 --> 02:12:33.526
No turning back.

02:12:33.986 --> 02:12:36.735
Straight to Ladakh.
We'll meet Rancho and return.

02:12:36.902 --> 02:12:39.485
I have a Friday meeting with
Phunsukh Wangdu.

02:12:39.611 --> 02:12:41.151
Get into the car.

02:12:41.402 --> 02:12:44.568
If I miss my meeting,
the Japanese will get him.

02:12:44.944 --> 02:12:47.360
They're offering him a
first name in the company.

02:12:47.486 --> 02:12:50.485
'Phunsukh and Fujiyashi',
profit sharing...

02:13:23.694 --> 02:13:25.860
- Pia weds Suhas!
- Thanks for the suit.

02:13:28.194 --> 02:13:29.693
Virus will have a heart attack.

02:13:30.777 --> 02:13:33.485
At every daughter's wedding,
we're there to rock the party

02:13:34.902 --> 02:13:38.318
Listen, I'll update Pia,
you peel off the price tag.

02:13:55.111 --> 02:13:57.360
- Farhan.
- We found Rancho.

02:14:05.486 --> 02:14:07.110
- For Room 107?
- Yes, sir.

02:14:07.819 --> 02:14:10.651
- You've taken ages.
- Sorry, sir.

02:14:10.777 --> 02:14:11.651
Off, now.

02:14:20.694 --> 02:14:22.401
- Housekeeping, sir.
- Come in.

02:14:22.944 --> 02:14:25.568
Amore... Amore...

02:14:25.652 --> 02:14:27.026
Quick, iron my coat.

02:14:27.111 --> 02:14:29.985
Amore... Amore...

02:14:30.819 --> 02:14:34.068
We found Rancho!
Now you can't marry this ass.

02:14:34.569 --> 02:14:35.651
You're mad, Farhan.

02:14:36.777 --> 02:14:39.443
Don't fool yourself, Pia.
You still love Rancho.

02:14:39.652 --> 02:14:41.610
You're still eating his favorite food.

02:14:41.902 --> 02:14:44.568
Amore... Amore...

02:14:59.944 --> 02:15:04.151
He's incorrigible.
Once a price tag, always a price tag.

02:15:04.236 --> 02:15:07.110
Shut up, Farhan.
Suhas is a changed man.

02:15:07.652 --> 02:15:09.651
He doesn't speak of
brands and prices anymore.

02:15:09.694 --> 02:15:12.901
My 150,000/ - coat.

02:15:12.986 --> 02:15:15.110
Why do you people eat sauce?

02:15:15.152 --> 02:15:17.651
- I'll sort it out, sir.
- How?

02:15:17.736 --> 02:15:20.318
Our laundry specializes in
cleaning mint-stained suits.

02:15:20.444 --> 02:15:22.443
I'll clean it in a jiffy.

02:15:27.736 --> 02:15:29.068
Get it soon.

02:15:30.027 --> 02:15:32.276
- But it's too late now, Farhan.
- Pia.

02:15:33.152 --> 02:15:35.401
Let's go, Pia, we're late.

02:15:46.819 --> 02:15:50.193
Pia, it's me... Raju.
Don't yell, they'll kill me.

02:15:55.319 --> 02:15:56.235
Where is Suhas?

02:15:56.277 --> 02:15:59.026
Housekeeping took my coat.

02:15:59.486 --> 02:16:01.276
Go... Send Suhas here.

02:16:01.486 --> 02:16:04.693
It's rude to leave the ceremony.

02:16:15.986 --> 02:16:17.651
- Yeah, Farhan?
- The car's ready.

02:16:17.986 --> 02:16:20.610
Grab her hand and run.
Don't move.

02:16:22.111 --> 02:16:23.735
- Sir...
- My coat?

02:16:23.777 --> 02:16:24.943
You're here...

02:16:25.111 --> 02:16:26.735
- So who's at the altar?
- Altar?

02:16:29.027 --> 02:16:31.526
Another couple of rounds,
and we'll be considered married.

02:16:31.694 --> 02:16:33.985
I'm already married, Pia.
Let's go.

02:16:34.443 --> 02:16:37.735
It's too late.
People will laugh at me.

02:16:37.986 --> 02:16:39.776
So you'll commit suicide?

02:16:40.361 --> 02:16:41.276
Rastogi!

02:16:41.361 --> 02:16:43.485
People will gossip briefly,
then forget.

02:16:44.861 --> 02:16:47.860
But you... you'll regret
on your deathbed.

02:16:47.943 --> 02:16:50.735
That the car was at the gate,
Rancho within reach...

02:16:51.068 --> 02:16:54.567
but in fear of people,
you married this ass.

02:16:56.736 --> 02:16:57.692
Housekeeping?

02:17:37.402 --> 02:17:40.442
Pia, minor problem.

02:17:40.736 --> 02:17:41.651
What?

02:17:42.027 --> 02:17:43.651
We don't know if Rancho's married.

02:17:43.736 --> 02:17:44.567
What!

02:17:44.652 --> 02:17:47.317
- He won't be married.
- And if he is?

02:17:48.193 --> 02:17:49.610
Then we'll drop you back.

02:17:50.486 --> 02:17:54.276
Relax! Handmade biscuit?

02:17:58.111 --> 02:17:58.985
What's he doing here?

02:18:00.027 --> 02:18:03.442
- Ignore him.
- The biscuit's very good.

02:18:04.486 --> 02:18:06.360
Till yesterday,
I was a law-abiding citizen.

02:18:06.861 --> 02:18:10.735
But in the last 24 hours,
I'd grounded an aircraft...

02:18:11.527 --> 02:18:13.985
almost assigned Shamaldas's
ashes to the sewers, and...

02:18:14.236 --> 02:18:18.651
made a bride elope from her
own wedding! All for Rancho.

02:18:20.111 --> 02:18:22.235
But he too would do
anything for friends.

02:18:22.486 --> 02:18:25.985
Like stealing the question paper...
from the lion's den.

02:18:26.068 --> 02:18:27.110
Envelope with the red seal.

02:18:28.111 --> 02:18:33.110
He feared that if Raju failed,
there'd be another high jump

02:18:36.277 --> 02:18:41.567
We were principled thieves,
stealing the paper only for Raju.

02:18:41.943 --> 02:18:43.067
We'd sworn we won't even
take a peek.

02:18:45.777 --> 02:18:47.110
Where's it hidden...

02:18:47.277 --> 02:18:50.901
We'll grow old searching!
Ask Pia.

02:18:57.111 --> 02:18:58.276
Pia, your phone.

02:18:59.527 --> 02:19:02.776
Mr. Papa-To-Be!
If you say 'All is well', he kicks.

02:19:02.861 --> 02:19:03.692
He kicked.

02:19:06.152 --> 02:19:07.651
Pia, your phone.

02:19:13.486 --> 02:19:14.735
Found it! Rancho.

02:19:16.193 --> 02:19:17.192
Hello?

02:19:35.611 --> 02:19:37.860
Quick, photocopy this.

02:19:58.944 --> 02:19:59.818
Where was it?

02:20:00.111 --> 02:20:01.110
Put it back.

02:20:24.444 --> 02:20:26.485
- We're safe!
- Where were you?

02:20:31.069 --> 02:20:32.776
- Here.
- What's this?

02:20:33.111 --> 02:20:34.026
A gift.

02:20:35.152 --> 02:20:39.068
Question paper.
Virus set it himself, to fail you.

02:20:46.652 --> 02:20:47.985
Strange buddies!

02:20:49.319 --> 02:20:53.901
First teach you to be upright,
then offer a path to shame.

02:20:55.944 --> 02:20:56.985
No way!

02:20:58.569 --> 02:20:59.943
If I pass,
it'll be on my own steam.

02:21:03.819 --> 02:21:04.985
If I don't, it's still ok.

02:21:22.194 --> 02:21:26.735
He'd won us over!
I felt like embracing him as family...

02:21:27.652 --> 02:21:29.568
but then I controlled my emotions.

02:21:48.652 --> 02:21:51.651
- Damn thief.
- Sir, please, sir.

02:21:51.777 --> 02:21:54.985
- Rascal.
- Sorry sir.

02:21:55.527 --> 02:21:56.818
Wanted to change the system?

02:21:58.527 --> 02:22:03.485
- You'll pee on my door.
- Sir, what're you doing?

02:22:04.986 --> 02:22:05.985
Sorry sir.

02:22:07.444 --> 02:22:09.318
You are rusticated!

02:22:10.111 --> 02:22:13.110
If all of you aren't out by morning,
I'll call the police.

02:22:13.527 --> 02:22:14.860
I will call the police!

02:22:17.361 --> 02:22:18.193
Rascals!

02:22:18.527 --> 02:22:19.860
Rascals, all of you.

02:22:23.861 --> 02:22:26.193
How did he get my office key?

02:22:27.486 --> 02:22:28.901
I gave him the key, Dad.

02:22:30.277 --> 02:22:33.901
I wish I'd given this key to
my brother... He'd be alive today.

02:22:34.069 --> 02:22:34.985
Stop it, Pia.

02:22:36.111 --> 02:22:38.943
You think your son
fell off a train and died?

02:22:39.486 --> 02:22:40.401
Shut up, Pia.

02:22:40.486 --> 02:22:42.776
You decided he'd be an engineer.

02:22:42.944 --> 02:22:45.235
Did you ever ask him
what he wanted to be?

02:22:46.027 --> 02:22:47.610
You put such pressure on him...

02:22:47.986 --> 02:22:50.276
that he chose death
over the entrance exam.

02:22:54.527 --> 02:22:55.401
I don't understand...

02:22:56.194 --> 02:22:58.776
Dad, you go to your room.

02:23:02.652 --> 02:23:05.026
Pia, don't do this.

02:23:07.486 --> 02:23:11.401
He wanted to study Literature,
be a writer.

02:23:13.652 --> 02:23:16.151
But all he wrote was
this suicide note.

02:23:16.194 --> 02:23:17.485
Put that away, please.

02:23:17.652 --> 02:23:19.318
No more cover-ups!

02:23:22.694 --> 02:23:25.943
Just once...

02:23:25.986 --> 02:23:29.693
if you'd said - Don't do Engineering
if you don't want to...

02:23:30.527 --> 02:23:31.943
just do what your heart is in...

02:23:33.402 --> 02:23:35.151
then he'd be alive today.

02:23:43.069 --> 02:23:45.151
He didn't commit suicide.

02:23:45.861 --> 02:23:46.860
You're right, Dad.

02:23:48.402 --> 02:23:49.651
It wasn't suicide...

02:23:52.111 --> 02:23:53.193
It was murder.

02:24:09.111 --> 02:24:11.985
<i>Many city roads are
completely submerged.</i>

02:24:12.027 --> 02:24:14.026
<i>Traffic has come to a standstill.</i>

02:24:27.944 --> 02:24:31.776
Dad...

02:24:32.861 --> 02:24:33.818
Mona?

02:24:37.986 --> 02:24:40.485
Go back, Millimeter.
Why're you following us?

02:24:41.027 --> 02:24:43.318
Why?
Your pop owns the road?

02:24:43.444 --> 02:24:45.151
Please help,
we are desperate here!

02:24:46.111 --> 02:24:47.985
You can't send an ambulance?

02:24:48.986 --> 02:24:50.901
Get it from another hospital.

02:24:51.527 --> 02:24:55.068
The entire city's flooded, sir.
We're helpless.

02:24:58.569 --> 02:24:59.860
Mona, you ok?

02:25:00.402 --> 02:25:01.401
Rancho, Pia.

02:25:03.777 --> 02:25:07.651
Rancho, you can't reach here.
Do as I say.

02:25:07.944 --> 02:25:12.818
The water bag has burst.

02:25:13.819 --> 02:25:16.360
Disconnected! Mona.

02:25:21.569 --> 02:25:22.568
Mona!

02:25:26.944 --> 02:25:28.485
- Turn on the lights.
- Where to?

02:25:28.986 --> 02:25:32.943
- To the table tennis table.
- Pia, we're in the common room.

02:25:36.902 --> 02:25:38.776
Raju, turn on the web camera.

02:25:44.902 --> 02:25:46.068
Where's Mona? Show me.

02:25:47.611 --> 02:25:48.568
Hold on.

02:25:50.777 --> 02:25:51.651
Here, Pia.

02:25:51.944 --> 02:25:54.860
Mona, don't worry. I'm with you.

02:25:54.944 --> 02:25:55.943
Pia, I'm dying!

02:25:56.319 --> 02:25:58.943
Rancho, even when
there were no hospitals or docs...

02:25:59.069 --> 02:26:00.485
babies were delivered.

02:26:01.069 --> 02:26:03.401
You all will deliver this baby.

02:26:06.069 --> 02:26:07.651
All is well.

02:26:07.777 --> 02:26:10.776
How dare you? I'll kill you.

02:26:10.902 --> 02:26:12.943
Dad, stay out of this.

02:26:13.902 --> 02:26:16.068
Farhan, get towels and scissors.

02:26:16.111 --> 02:26:18.610
Millimeter, get clothes clips
and hot water.

02:26:18.861 --> 02:26:20.360
Rancho, cover Mona.

02:26:27.902 --> 02:26:29.443
Mona, try pushing.

02:26:29.861 --> 02:26:33.818
Push with all your might.

02:26:34.069 --> 02:26:36.485
Stop it! I can't do it.

02:26:36.694 --> 02:26:38.526
Rancho, check if there's crowning.

02:26:39.444 --> 02:26:40.318
Crowning...?

02:26:41.652 --> 02:26:42.568
Get that diagram.

02:26:45.486 --> 02:26:48.235
See if the head is coming out.

02:26:50.569 --> 02:26:51.901
Check quickly.

02:26:52.694 --> 02:26:53.610
Go!

02:26:54.277 --> 02:26:56.776
Go, Rancho, go.

02:27:04.027 --> 02:27:06.151
No crowning.

02:27:06.236 --> 02:27:08.110
Mona, please push.

02:27:10.777 --> 02:27:11.651
Mona!

02:27:14.652 --> 02:27:15.818
She's tired, Pia.

02:27:16.236 --> 02:27:19.943
Wake her! If she won't push,
it's a big problem.

02:27:20.277 --> 02:27:24.068
- They need a vacuum cup.
- Where will they get one?

02:27:24.236 --> 02:27:27.110
What's a vacuum cup?
How is it used?

02:27:27.361 --> 02:27:28.235
I'll show you.

02:27:31.486 --> 02:27:35.818
If the mother's too fatigued to push,
a cup is placed on baby's head.

02:27:36.111 --> 02:27:39.901
Suction makes the cup
stick to the head...

02:27:40.611 --> 02:27:42.485
and the baby is pulled out.

02:27:42.944 --> 02:27:45.151
- I can make this.
- How?

02:27:45.402 --> 02:27:47.235
- With a vacuum cleaner.
- Vacuum cleaner?

02:27:47.277 --> 02:27:48.360
Yes.

02:27:48.402 --> 02:27:50.776
That pressure's too high.

02:27:50.819 --> 02:27:52.985
- I'll control it.
- D'you have a vacuum cleaner?

02:27:53.027 --> 02:27:54.110
Yes, in my office.

02:27:54.527 --> 02:27:57.276
- Farhan, rush and get it.
- Here's the key.

02:28:03.236 --> 02:28:06.693
Mona, push.

02:28:07.444 --> 02:28:08.985
Oh my God!

02:28:09.861 --> 02:28:10.776
What happened?

02:28:15.652 --> 02:28:17.943
- Raju, what happened?
- The power's gone.

02:28:18.902 --> 02:28:20.360
How'll the vacuum work now?

02:28:20.402 --> 02:28:22.985
Farhan, you get the vacuum,
I'll get the power.

02:28:23.027 --> 02:28:24.026
How?

02:28:24.694 --> 02:28:26.193
Millimeter, get Virus out.

02:28:27.569 --> 02:28:30.235
What nonsense is this?

02:28:30.444 --> 02:28:34.026
Not this Virus.
My Virus, the inverter.

02:28:34.194 --> 02:28:36.110
- Get that, quick.
- Ok.

02:28:36.361 --> 02:28:38.526
Raju, wake up the hostel.

02:28:38.694 --> 02:28:41.651
Get car batteries, wires,
and a vacuum gauge.

02:28:44.486 --> 02:28:47.151
Emergency in the common room!

02:29:17.944 --> 02:29:20.068
- Where's Rancho?
- Here, sir.

02:29:20.319 --> 02:29:23.026
Keep the batteries here
... and the wires.

02:29:25.277 --> 02:29:28.485
Raju, switch off everything,
connect the inverter to the mains.

02:29:33.277 --> 02:29:34.485
Rancho, vacuum cleaner.

02:29:35.611 --> 02:29:38.526
Farhan, get your lens cleaner.

02:29:38.569 --> 02:29:40.026
- Blower?
- Yeah, get it.

02:29:42.736 --> 02:29:43.776
Rancho, blower.

02:29:43.902 --> 02:29:45.943
Good. Fix this to the gauge.

02:30:12.319 --> 02:30:13.610
Rancho, I'm done.

02:30:16.027 --> 02:30:17.193
- All switches off?
- Yes.

02:30:18.736 --> 02:30:20.360
Hit the table
and computer switches.

02:30:20.402 --> 02:30:21.276
Ok.

02:30:33.944 --> 02:30:35.068
Raju, turn on the computer.

02:30:35.444 --> 02:30:37.151
Farhan, here.

02:30:39.236 --> 02:30:41.276
Pia, come here quick.

02:30:43.736 --> 02:30:44.860
Love you, Rancho.

02:30:45.611 --> 02:30:47.610
- Farhan, turn it on.
- Ok.

02:30:54.152 --> 02:30:56.193
Pia, how much suction?

02:30:56.569 --> 02:30:58.026
Not more than 0.5!

02:30:58.236 --> 02:31:00.276
- Farhan, 0.5!
- Cover it.

02:31:01.819 --> 02:31:02.735
0.5!

02:31:05.277 --> 02:31:09.318
Vacuum cleaner baby!
Mother of all deliveries.

02:31:10.402 --> 02:31:11.235
Farhan, stop.

02:31:11.277 --> 02:31:12.110
Ok.

02:31:18.527 --> 02:31:19.860
Raju, get on the table.

02:31:20.111 --> 02:31:23.276
Push the baby down, like this.

02:31:23.444 --> 02:31:24.401
Ok.

02:31:25.486 --> 02:31:26.401
Farhan, turn it on.

02:31:30.986 --> 02:31:33.318
C'mon, you can do it.

02:31:34.444 --> 02:31:36.901
C'mon, push.

02:31:41.069 --> 02:31:43.651
Do it for Champ.

02:31:43.861 --> 02:31:46.318
C'mon, Mona.

02:31:48.027 --> 02:31:50.110
He's coming out!

02:31:51.444 --> 02:31:53.235
You can do it.

02:31:54.027 --> 02:31:56.401
Yes Mona, push.

02:32:04.236 --> 02:32:05.318
Farhan, turn it off.

02:32:05.402 --> 02:32:06.443
Ok, off.

02:32:26.694 --> 02:32:28.485
Two clips,
cut the umbilical cord.

02:32:28.777 --> 02:32:30.985
Farhan, two clips on the cord.

02:32:31.694 --> 02:32:33.735
- Get scissors.
- Be careful!

02:32:34.944 --> 02:32:37.235
Cut at the center,
get a towel.

02:32:40.027 --> 02:32:42.360
Pia, he's not crying.

02:32:46.611 --> 02:32:49.526
Hey Champ!

02:32:50.861 --> 02:32:53.318
Rancho, rub his back.

02:32:55.569 --> 02:32:57.610
- Hey Champ!
- Come on, Champ.

02:32:59.444 --> 02:33:01.568
No, nothing.

02:33:02.027 --> 02:33:03.068
Blow air into his mouth.

02:33:10.236 --> 02:33:11.068
C'mon, Champ.

02:33:16.611 --> 02:33:17.485
No response.

02:33:41.819 --> 02:33:45.443
Hush Mona, say -
All is well.

02:33:50.694 --> 02:33:51.651
He kicked.

02:33:52.944 --> 02:33:53.818
What?

02:33:54.694 --> 02:33:55.985
He kicked.

02:33:59.444 --> 02:34:00.776
Say - All is well.

02:34:02.402 --> 02:34:09.318
All is well.

02:34:50.736 --> 02:34:54.110
If Virus had said, 'My grandson
will be an engineer'...

02:34:54.236 --> 02:34:56.110
I would've broken his jaw.

02:34:56.777 --> 02:34:59.610
But when he finally spoke,
he stunned us.

02:34:59.902 --> 02:35:03.068
What a kick!
Wanna be a footballer?

02:35:04.111 --> 02:35:07.151
Be what you want to be.

02:35:23.611 --> 02:35:27.526
Wait - I've not finished with you!

02:35:29.902 --> 02:35:32.485
First day of college,
you'd asked me a question...

02:35:32.819 --> 02:35:35.235
Why didn't astronauts
use a pencil in space?

02:35:35.986 --> 02:35:38.276
If a pencil tip breaks...

02:35:38.444 --> 02:35:44.360
it'd float in zero gravity.
Get into eyes, nose, instruments...

02:35:44.486 --> 02:35:46.443
You were wrong!

02:35:48.027 --> 02:35:49.901
You cannot be right all the time.

02:35:51.986 --> 02:35:53.026
You understand?

02:35:55.444 --> 02:35:56.318
Yes, sir.

02:35:57.569 --> 02:35:59.693
This was an important invention.

02:36:00.986 --> 02:36:02.026
You understand?

02:36:03.402 --> 02:36:04.276
Yes, sir.

02:36:06.819 --> 02:36:15.235
My Director said, 'When you find
an extraordinary student...'

02:36:34.069 --> 02:36:38.526
Go, study!
Pass your exams and leave.

02:36:47.402 --> 02:36:49.526
And now, Student of the Year...

02:36:49.736 --> 02:36:52.235
Ranchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad

02:37:09.861 --> 02:37:11.193
Sir, one photo.

02:37:28.652 --> 02:37:32.110
I wanted to capture all these
memories and take them home.

02:37:34.152 --> 02:37:39.568
That day, we hugged,
we rejoiced, we cried...

02:37:39.819 --> 02:37:41.485
We vowed that we'd meet
at least once a year...

02:37:42.152 --> 02:37:45.610
Who knew then, we were seeing
Rancho for the last time.

02:38:19.527 --> 02:38:20.485
Untie him.

02:38:23.819 --> 02:38:25.735
I'll sue you all in an
American court.

02:38:40.194 --> 02:38:41.068
Raju.

02:39:00.069 --> 02:39:02.068
Only Rancho can create
a school like this.

02:39:02.611 --> 02:39:03.693
But where is he?

02:39:08.152 --> 02:39:09.401
Don't pee here.

02:39:10.486 --> 02:39:12.110
Go away creatures.

02:39:12.486 --> 02:39:15.568
- Don't pee here.
- I'll smack you.

02:39:33.319 --> 02:39:35.526
Bingo! He cannot be far.

02:39:46.986 --> 02:39:49.276
Excuse me,
where is Ranchoddas?

02:39:49.402 --> 02:39:51.401
- He's not Ranchoddas!
- Rancho...

02:39:51.486 --> 02:39:53.693
Chhote... Dammit,
what's his name?

02:39:53.819 --> 02:39:56.526
Calm down. Come with me.

02:39:58.986 --> 02:39:59.901
- Where's he?
- Rancho.

02:40:07.277 --> 02:40:10.443
Farhan, he's read all your books.

02:40:16.736 --> 02:40:22.776
Raju, he reads your blog everyday.
Proudly shares it with the kids.

02:40:26.277 --> 02:40:29.776
Remember your helmet, Pia?
It was stolen...

02:40:31.694 --> 02:40:34.901
Who are you?
How do you know us?

02:40:35.152 --> 02:40:37.235
- Didn't you recognize me?
- No.

02:40:38.152 --> 02:40:42.151
How would you?
Millimeter is now Centimeter.

02:40:47.194 --> 02:40:51.693
Not Centimeter, you're Kilometer.

02:40:52.527 --> 02:40:53.526
How did you get here?

02:40:53.611 --> 02:40:56.860
I got a letter with
a train ticket inside.

02:40:57.111 --> 02:41:00.860
It said - 'Miss being in school?
Catch this train'... I did.

02:41:02.444 --> 02:41:03.568
That rascal Rancho!

02:41:07.736 --> 02:41:08.735
Where is that idiot?

02:41:19.902 --> 02:41:21.818
Dorje, you fly it.

02:41:36.777 --> 02:41:42.276
Every night you ride into my dreams
on a scooter, dressed as a bride.

02:41:43.194 --> 02:41:45.485
Instead of a veil,
you lift your helmet...

02:41:46.111 --> 02:41:48.860
and come close to kiss me.

02:41:52.444 --> 02:41:53.693
Couldn't you tell me
before leaving?

02:41:56.027 --> 02:41:56.860
No.

02:41:58.652 --> 02:41:59.568
Sorry.

02:41:59.944 --> 02:42:00.776
Did you marry?

02:42:01.361 --> 02:42:05.610
What? No.

02:42:06.569 --> 02:42:09.193
- You?
- Almost... Idiot.

02:42:16.777 --> 02:42:17.651
So?

02:42:19.111 --> 02:42:20.110
So what?

02:42:20.611 --> 02:42:21.943
Do you love someone?

02:42:26.361 --> 02:42:27.193
Yes.

02:42:33.236 --> 02:42:34.110
Who?

02:42:35.402 --> 02:42:36.276
You.

02:43:01.986 --> 02:43:05.193
See, the noses don't collide,
stupid.

02:43:06.402 --> 02:43:07.235
That's right!

02:43:07.486 --> 02:43:08.610
Rancho.

02:43:10.111 --> 02:43:10.985
Hi... Farhan!

02:43:11.152 --> 02:43:13.276
Screw your 'Hi'.

02:43:13.694 --> 02:43:18.443
Hey, listen to me...
No, you listen to me.

02:43:18.611 --> 02:43:20.901
I can explain everything.

02:43:21.986 --> 02:43:22.860
Hi... Raju!

02:43:22.902 --> 02:43:24.818
How we hunted for you!

02:43:27.694 --> 02:43:31.818
Didn't have a coin
for one phone call?

02:43:33.861 --> 02:43:36.151
Add a couple from me too.

02:43:36.694 --> 02:43:41.901
- Rascal, scoundrel!
- Let him go now.

02:43:42.027 --> 02:43:42.985
Ok ok, enough.

02:43:44.319 --> 02:43:46.110
On your feet, c'mon.

02:44:16.111 --> 02:44:17.860
Having fun, idiots?

02:44:18.111 --> 02:44:19.985
Hey... Hi Chatur.

02:44:20.277 --> 02:44:25.360
Ranchoddas Chanchad.
How do you do, Mr. Teacher?

02:44:25.777 --> 02:44:32.568
Wow, you're a teacher in a village -
A for Apple, B for Ball...

02:44:34.486 --> 02:44:39.235
Our trains left together.
But yours traveled in reverse...

02:44:39.777 --> 02:44:42.693
from engineer to primary teacher.

02:44:44.861 --> 02:44:47.776
What's your salary, Chanchad?
5000/-?

02:44:48.152 --> 02:44:49.943
For me that's $ 100.

02:44:50.361 --> 02:44:53.776
My son's pocket money is
more than your salary.

02:44:53.944 --> 02:44:56.735
- Cut the crap.
- Crap is what he gave us.

02:44:56.902 --> 02:45:01.985
Wanted to change the education
system, change the world.

02:45:02.194 --> 02:45:04.776
Finally what does he change?
Kids' diapers.

02:45:05.236 --> 02:45:06.651
You gonna break his jaw
or should I?

02:45:06.819 --> 02:45:07.735
Just relax.

02:45:07.819 --> 02:45:14.610
Remember I'd said
one day you'd cry and I'd laugh?

02:45:16.277 --> 02:45:23.068
Sign here.
Accept - You lost, I won!

02:45:23.319 --> 02:45:26.360
'Declaration of Defeat'!
Unbelievable, man.

02:45:26.527 --> 02:45:28.610
- Chatur...
- Crazy guy.

02:45:30.402 --> 02:45:34.735
Hey, this is Virus's pen!
You pinched it?

02:45:35.152 --> 02:45:36.568
Forget it, man.

02:45:37.236 --> 02:45:40.943
This is for winners, not losers.

02:45:42.027 --> 02:45:49.026
If your school ever needs help,
call my assistant for a donation.

02:45:51.152 --> 02:45:53.985
A for Apple, B for Ball...

02:45:55.486 --> 02:45:58.276
- He hasn't changed at all!
- Ignore him.

02:45:58.402 --> 02:45:59.901
He's full of crap.

02:46:00.236 --> 02:46:04.651
Good news is your name
isn't Ranchoddas Chanchad.

02:46:05.027 --> 02:46:09.068
Imagine, after marriage,
I'm Pia Chanchad - Yuck!

02:46:09.819 --> 02:46:11.318
By the way,
what is your real name?

02:46:12.152 --> 02:46:13.068
Phunsukh Wangdu.

02:46:13.861 --> 02:46:14.776
Wangdu?

02:46:14.944 --> 02:46:15.818
Pia Wangdu!

02:46:16.486 --> 02:46:18.235
You mean you're a scientist?

02:46:18.444 --> 02:46:19.776
You have 400 patents?

02:46:19.902 --> 02:46:21.776
I won't change my name
after marriage.

02:46:21.819 --> 02:46:23.443
You mean you're Chatur's
Wangdu?

02:46:23.527 --> 02:46:25.735
It's you the Japanese are wooing?

02:46:25.777 --> 02:46:26.693
I don't like Wangdu.

02:46:27.277 --> 02:46:29.485
Are you a scientist
or a teacher?

02:46:29.902 --> 02:46:31.860
Scientist,
but I also teach children.

02:46:31.902 --> 02:46:34.026
So you are
THE Phunsukh Wangdu?

02:46:34.069 --> 02:46:35.235
Yes, yes!

02:46:36.486 --> 02:46:39.401
- Hey Silencer.
- Hey Chatur, come back.

02:46:40.652 --> 02:46:41.776
Take that.

02:46:43.319 --> 02:46:45.610
Wait, I'll stop him.

02:46:53.486 --> 02:46:57.110
Mr. Wangdu,
I can't believe it's you.

02:46:57.611 --> 02:46:58.860
I'm sorry, Mr. Chatur.

02:46:58.944 --> 02:47:01.276
I can't sign the deal
with your company.

02:47:01.777 --> 02:47:03.818
What sir? Why sir?

02:47:04.027 --> 02:47:06.860
How do I sign, man?
You took my pen.

02:47:08.736 --> 02:47:10.735
What pen, sir?
I didn't get you...

02:47:11.069 --> 02:47:15.276
The one in your hand -
Virus's pen.

02:47:18.777 --> 02:47:20.276
Mr. Wangdu...?

02:47:20.444 --> 02:47:21.651
Yes, Chatur?

02:47:22.444 --> 02:47:24.443
A for Apple, B for Ball is...

02:47:27.569 --> 02:47:29.235
S for Screwed.

02:47:36.361 --> 02:47:40.485
You got me, Rancho.
I mean, Mr. Wangdu.

02:47:40.861 --> 02:47:42.485
Totally floored me. Good one.

02:47:43.152 --> 02:47:47.443
I hope our personal problems
won't affect this deal.

02:47:47.611 --> 02:47:50.818
Hey Chatur, take that.

02:47:51.444 --> 02:47:53.443
I was just joking, man.

02:47:53.819 --> 02:47:57.693
Deep down,
I knew you'd do great things.

02:47:58.694 --> 02:48:00.485
You're fibbing.

02:48:00.569 --> 02:48:02.526
No, really, I swear.

02:48:02.611 --> 02:48:04.610
Rancho - 100, Chatur - 0

02:48:04.986 --> 02:48:07.318
You win, I lose.
You don't believe me?

02:48:08.736 --> 02:48:10.110
Beware of farts.

02:48:10.152 --> 02:48:14.443
Your Majesty, thou art great.
Accept this humble offering.

02:48:14.527 --> 02:48:16.901
Free advice, Mr. Wangdu -
Run for your life!

02:48:20.611 --> 02:48:24.693
Rancho, I'll lose my job, man.
I have small kids...

02:48:25.652 --> 02:48:28.193
His Holiness Guru Ranchoddas
had correctly stated.

02:48:28.402 --> 02:48:33.485
Follow Excellence... Success
will chase you, pants down.

02:48:35.555 --> 02:48:40.000
Edited by Sonah