[Gnome pants]
[Instrumental intro]

[Elton John] ♪I feel I'm feeling light♪

♪And I'm up to see the sights♪

♪Ain't life a many splendored thing?♪

[Lady Gaga] ♪Ducking up and down♪

♪All those crazy sights and sounds♪

♪Bounce around like puppets on a string♪

♪Never gonna find, anything to change my mind♪

♪Famous last lines of a fool♪

[Elton John] ♪Just when you think♪

♪Your chain is just one link♪

♪Something comes to tip you off your stool♪

[Both] ♪Hello hello♪

♪Hello hello♪

♪My my my, what have we here?♪

♪What a surprise♪

♪What a surprise!♪

[Lady Gaga] ♪Hello, Hello♪

♪Hello, Hello♪

♪I'm not alone it's good to know♪

[Elton John] ♪Someone dropped right in to say hello♪

[Both] ♪Hello! Hello!♪

[Juliet] Hem, you're probably wondering what I'm doing on the roof of your greenhouse.

It's just like, well I thought no one lived here

[Gnomeo] Now they - don't, I mean I don't. This is - this isn't my garden.

[Juliet] Oh? Oh, well that's good, because I just came to get my orchid.

[Gnomeo] Oh? This?

[Juliet] Yes.

[Gnomeo] I don't know, I think I'm going to have to keep hold of this one.

[Juliet] What? But I saw it first, so why don't you just hand it over?

[Gnomeo] Well, I grabbed it first. ....... 9/10 of the ....

But if you want it, come and get it.

[Juliet] Alright! Thanks! Ahhh!

[Gnomeo] Nice greenhouse, hey?
[Juliet] Oh yeah, you should see it from here.

[Gnomeo] .......

[Fighting sounds]

[Gnomeo] Who should know?
[Juliet] Who should know me?

[Fighting sounds]
[Juliet] Who should know me now?

[Elton John and Lady Gaga] ♪Hello Hello♪

[Gnomeo] Hey!

[Elton John] ♪My my my, what have we here?♪

♪What a surprise - What a surprise♪

[Both] ♪Hello Hello - Hello Hello♪

[Elton John] ♪Someone's out there to say Hello♪

♪Hello Hello Hello♪

♪Hello Hello♪

♪Hello Hello♪

[Crackling, whoop-like, crackling sounds]