Mario it is new Super Mario World!
Everything's different!
Theres water in the sky Mario! Blocks everywhere! Yoshi coins!
Luigi, I've been a plumber for 34 years..
Do you think I actually go to some kind of Mushroom Kingdom Luigi?
I dont, I just trip really hard on LCD and I fuck some prostitutes
Without a condom....
But Mario, I've been there with you to the Mushroom Kingdom!
No you havn't Luigi. You have terminal 7, brain cancer
I dont even know what that means, but its bad
This is all in your head Luigi its in your imagination
Theres no such thing as the Mushroom Kingdom
I'm a plumber
. Youve been living off me and my livelihood
for years Luigi
Youre a useless cunt Luigi and I've been supporting you because youre my brother.
But Mario, I saw the princess! Shes real!
That was a dead hooker Luigi
I threw her in your bed Luigi while you were sleeping
You were on mushrooms.
But... But... But Mario... Mario
what about Toad? What about Toad?
Luigi.... That wasnt a talking mushroom...
That was my cock Luigi, that was my cock okay?
Thats why it looked like a mushroom Luigi!