[Music] Scott Steiner, it's going to be a three-way 
for the TNA heavyweight title at Sacrifice

between you, Kurt Angle,
and Samoa Joe.

Now, before you get there, 
you have an important step tonight

as you and X Division champion
Petey Williams

take on the unlikely duo 
of Kurt Angle and Samoa Joe.

- You know, they say all men are created equal

but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe 
and you can see that statement is not true.

See, normally, if you go one on one 
with another wrestler,

you got a 50-50 chance of winning.

But I'm a genetic freak 
and I'm not normal

so you got a 25%, at best, at beat me,

and then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, 
you— the chances of winning drastic go down.

See, the three-way at Sacrifice, you got 
a 33 and a third chance of winning.

But I, I got 66 and 2/3 chance of winning

‘cause Kurt Angle knows he can't beat me 
and he's not even going to try.

So, Samoa Joe, you're taking your
33 and third chance

minus my 25% chance

and you've got an eighth and a third 
chance of winning at Sacrifice.

But then you take my 75% chance of winning

if we was to go one-on-one

and then add 66 and 2/3 ch— percents

I got a hundred forty-one 
and 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice.

Señor Joe, the numbers don't lie and 
they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

See— But I'm gonna break it down for you ladies.

Would you rather be with me 
or would you rather be with Joe?

- Well, I think Joe’s kind of nice.
I mean, you know?

So, you're one of those girls 
that like romance.

I'm gonna talk to all 
my freaks out there.

Would you rather come home to me, 
a genetic freak, to be satisfied every night,

or go home to that fat-ass Samoa Joe?

See, tonight we're going to win and I'm going 
to be the world champion at Sacrifice.

Come on Pete. Let’s go.

- Hey, Scotty! Just like you always say, 
Big Poppa Pump has got your hookup?

Well, Maple Leaf Muscle is who you need
to look up. Holler if you hear that!