[Music] Scott Steiner, it's going to be a three-way for the TNA heavyweight title at Sacrifice
between you, Kurt Angle, and Samoa Joe.
Now, before you get there, you have an important step tonight
as you and X Division champion Petey Williams
take on the unlikely duo of Kurt Angle and Samoa Joe.
- You know, they say all men are created equal
but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true.
See, normally, if you go one on one with another wrestler,
you got a 50-50 chance of winning.
But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal
so you got a 25%, at best, at beat me,
and then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, you— the chances of winning drastic go down.
See, the three-way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 and a third chance of winning.
But I, I got 66 and 2/3 chance of winning
‘cause Kurt Angle knows he can't beat me and he's not even going to try.
So, Samoa Joe, you're taking your 33 and third chance
minus my 25% chance
and you've got an eighth and a third chance of winning at Sacrifice.
But then you take my 75% chance of winning
if we was to go one-on-one
and then add 66 and 2/3 ch— percents
I got a hundred forty-one and 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice.
Señor Joe, the numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
See— But I'm gonna break it down for you ladies.
Would you rather be with me or would you rather be with Joe?
- Well, I think Joe’s kind of nice. I mean, you know?
So, you're one of those girls that like romance.
I'm gonna talk to all my freaks out there.
Would you rather come home to me, a genetic freak, to be satisfied every night,
or go home to that fat-ass Samoa Joe?
See, tonight we're going to win and I'm going to be the world champion at Sacrifice.
Come on Pete. Let’s go.
- Hey, Scotty! Just like you always say, Big Poppa Pump has got your hookup?
Well, Maple Leaf Muscle is who you need to look up. Holler if you hear that!