[Music] Scott Steiner, it's going to be a three-way
for the TNA heavyweight title at Sacrifice
between you, Kurt Angle,
and Samoa Joe.
Now, before you get there,
you have an important step tonight
as you and X Division champion
Petey Williams
take on the unlikely duo
of Kurt Angle and Samoa Joe.
- You know, they say all men are created equal
but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe
and you can see that statement is not true.
See, normally, if you go one on one
with another wrestler,
you got a 50-50 chance of winning.
But I'm a genetic freak
and I'm not normal
so you got a 25%, at best, at beat me,
and then you add Kurt Angle to the mix,
you— the chances of winning drastic go down.
See, the three-way at Sacrifice, you got
a 33 and a third chance of winning.
But I, I got 66 and 2/3 chance of winning
‘cause Kurt Angle knows he can't beat me
and he's not even going to try.
So, Samoa Joe, you're taking your
33 and third chance
minus my 25% chance
and you've got an eighth and a third
chance of winning at Sacrifice.
But then you take my 75% chance of winning
if we was to go one-on-one
and then add 66 and 2/3 ch— percents
I got a hundred forty-one
and 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice.
Señor Joe, the numbers don't lie and
they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
See— But I'm gonna break it down for you ladies.
Would you rather be with me
or would you rather be with Joe?
- Well, I think Joe’s kind of nice.
I mean, you know?
So, you're one of those girls
that like romance.
I'm gonna talk to all
my freaks out there.
Would you rather come home to me,
a genetic freak, to be satisfied every night,
or go home to that fat-ass Samoa Joe?
See, tonight we're going to win and I'm going
to be the world champion at Sacrifice.
Come on Pete. Let’s go.
- Hey, Scotty! Just like you always say,
Big Poppa Pump has got your hookup?
Well, Maple Leaf Muscle is who you need
to look up. Holler if you hear that!