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-♪ He's Orange,
he has a lot of friends ♪

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♪ They live together
on a fruit stand ♪

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♪ They have adventures
all across the land ♪

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♪ And even play in a
rock and roll band ♪

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♪ He's Orange ♪

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♪ Annoying Orange ♪

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♪ He's Orange ♪

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♪ Annoying Orange ♪

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♪ He's Orange ♪
[Orange laughs]

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[pinwheel whisting]
-[laughs]

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-What's he doing?
-Knock it off!

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-[laughs]
-Knock it off, pulp-for-brains!

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-[laughs]

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-Man, what a beautiful day.

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-Whoa, Watermelon.

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-Makes a watermelon
glad to be alive and--

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[sniffing]

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Hey, what's that smell?

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[fuse sizzling]

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Oh! Sweet Mother of Fruit!
It's ME!!!

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[explodes and screams]
[fireworks whistle and pop]

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[fruit cheer]

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-Watermelon go boom, am I right?
[chuckles]

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-Whoa! Watermelon really
had a short fuse. [laughs]

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-I hate this holiday.
-Hey! Hey, Nerville!

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What's with all the
patriotic decorations

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and exploding watermelons?
-Uh... it's Independence Day,

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when we humans celebrate
the founding of our country

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by launching explosives into the
air till 4:00 in the morning.

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-Wow, that sounds awesome.

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I wish we fruits
had a day like that.

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-We do.
-Hey, Grandpa Lemon!

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There's a bird's nest
on your head. [laughs]

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-It's not a bird's nest.
It's a powdered wig.

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-Tell that to the parakeet.
[laughs]

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[parakeet squawks]
-Shoo, fiend! Get out of here!

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-Ooh! Are you gonna eat those?

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-Nah, you can have 'em.
-Thanks!

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[yolk splatters]
-[laughs]

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-Back in the 1700s,

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our founding fruit fathers
wore wigs just like this one,

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and I wear it every
year to honor them

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on Fruitdependence Day!

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-Fruit-da-what-you-say?
-Fruitdependence Day.

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It's the most important
fruit holiday there is.

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-Huh? Never heard of it.

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-Are you guys for real?
Even I've heard of that.

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Although I do talk to fruit.

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-What is wrong with
our educational system

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that you young whippercitrus
don't know your own history?

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-What's a whippercitrus?
-What's history?

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-What's an educational system?

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-Asked and answered.

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-Sounds like Grandpa Lemon
needs to school you guys.

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-School? Yuck!

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[contraptions rattle and warble]

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[Apple screams, squish!]

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-Ooh! My bad. That's my bad.

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-As the great Benjamin
Franklemon once said,

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"Those things
that hurt instruct."

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-Whoa! Benjamin Franklemon
flutin' gibberish?

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-Sure was.

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-Hmm. Think I need
to adjust the torque.

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[pow!]

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Ow.
[grunts]

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[dazed]:
Mommy.

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[thump!]

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-Fruitdependence Day
is when we celebrate

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the freedom of our fruit nation,

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the greatest fruit nation
that ever existed,

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the United Fruits of Amerifruit.
[sparkle!]

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It all started in England,
where fruit was and still is

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used primarily as an
underarm deodorant and worse.

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-Yuck!
-[groans]

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[banana grumbling]
-(Passion Fruit) Gross.

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[banana grumbling,
Orange laughs]

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-And if that wasn't bad enough,
the fruits were under

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the tyrannical rule of weird
King George the Grapefruit.

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-King George?
More like King Engorged!

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[laughs]
'Cause you're fat.

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-I'm not fat. I'm a grapefruit.

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-A fat grapefruit.
[laughs]

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-[laughs]
It's funny 'cause it's true.

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-That's not fat! It's muscle!
To prove it, I hereby decree

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that all subjects must watch
me flex 24 hours a day.

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Guards! Block the door!

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-(Orange) Vegcoats! The horror!
[subjects screaming]

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-Flex... [grunting]
-It's horrible.

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-What's he doing?
-[grunting]

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[all reacting in horror]

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-Glutes! [straining]
-That's my limit.

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-Oh! And a hernia.
-I'm out of here.

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-[softly]:
Hey, no one's guarding the door.

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[fruits scamper]
-Ow!

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-Hey. Where'd everybody go?

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-(Grandpa Lemon)
Seizing their opportunity,

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they headed for the New World.

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-[grunts]

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[all cheer in triumph]

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-Arrgh! Ha-harr!
There be fruit for our bellies.

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[all yelling]

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-(Orange)
The horror! The horror!

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[fruits scream]

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-No one survived.

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[others scream]
I never said it would be pretty.

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Our history often involves
horrible seagull attacks.

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Stop screaming!!!

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-So, if everyone got eaten,

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how did our ancestors
get to America?

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-Fortunately, we fruits have
a clever survival mechanism.

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After the seagulls
devoured everyone,

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they flew over this new land

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and planted the seeds
of our forefathers.

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-Stay on target.
[seagulls squawk]

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Stay on target! Poops away!

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[splattering]
-That's gonna stain.

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-(Grandpa Lemon)
And New Fruitland was born...

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ehm... from poop.

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King George heard tell
of the good life

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the fruits were living
in the New World,

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and he became jealous.

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-Those colonists think
they can not watch me flex

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and get away with it? Ha!

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-(Grandpa Lemon)
So he put tacks on the fruit.

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[spitting tacks]

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Who's your daddy now?
[chuckles, spits]

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[fruit screaming]

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-I don't find it so unpleasant.

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[tacks bombarding,
groans in pain]

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-In the summer of 1776,

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Orange Washington
decided he had enough.

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-I've had enough of
these tacks-es.

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[others murmer in agreement]

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Let's show
King George the Engorged

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what we think of his tacks-es.
Quick!

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Someone grab a camera and
take a picture of me doing this:

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Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya.
Nya-nya-nya-nya...

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-Cameras don't exist yet.

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-Oh. Then we'll do
the next best thing:

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we'll write him an angry letter.

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[tack impales]
[grumbles]

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-"We hold these truths
to be self-evident..."

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[scoffs] That's stupid!
What do you got?

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-"King George is a
cubby chubbykins."

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-No. "That all fruits
are created equal."

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-Oh, yeah. That's good.
"All fruits are created equal...

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except for apples."
[laughs]

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-Huh? I don't get it.
-That's 'cause you're an apple!

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[laughs]
-Classic, Orange. [snickers]

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-(Grandpa Lemon) Many tedious
hours later, they had drafted

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the Declaration
of Fruitdependence.

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-I agree about the apples,

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but the rest of this document
makes my juice boil!

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-Shall we draft a response?

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-No! Send in the Vegcoats!

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-(Grandpa Lemon) King George
sent his vegetable army

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to teach the colonists a lesson.

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-[laughs heartily]

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[Vegcoats screaming]

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-They call got eaten.

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[all screaming]

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Are you all done?
-No. [screaming]

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[all screaming]

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Okay. Now we're done.
Please continue, Grandpa Lemon.

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-The colonists knew

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King George's army
would arrive eventually.

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-Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.

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Oh, man, oh, man,
oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.

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Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man!
I'm freaking out!

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What's the signal again?

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-One if by land,
two if by seagull.

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[jet sounds]

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-[hesitating]

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It's by sea! It's by sea!

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-The Vegcoats are coming!
The Vegcoats are coming!

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[poop splattering]
-Whew! That was close.

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-(Grandpa Lemon) And arrive
they did... from poop.

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[splat-splat-splat!
splat-splat-splat!]

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But Orange Washington
and the Minute Maid men...

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and woman were
ready for 'em.

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-Ready! Aim!

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-[spits seed]
-That is disgusting!

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[speeds firing]

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-Ah!
-Ah! You are kidding me.

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-That is just disgusting.

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[spewing multiple seeds,
Vegcoats speaking indistinctly]

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-Stand your ground!
-They're not retreating.

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-Don't be such an apple.
Their morale is wounded.

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Now to finish them off.
-Uh... with what, pray tell?

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-Insult bombs! Hey, Vegcoat!
I smell victory!

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No wait, that's lettuce welting.
[laughs]

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-Oh, that is--
[boom!]

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-There's no way you
guys are gonna win.

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You're just gonna "arti-choke."
[laughs]

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-He strikes with vicious fury!
[boom!]

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-And you smell too.
[laughs] 'Cause you're an onion.

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-It hurts 'cause it's true.
[boom!]

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-(Grandpa Lemon)
Orange Washington's pioneering

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insult-bomb technique is still
used by the military today.

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Hoorah!

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-And furthermore,
your mother is a big, fat--

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-Okay, okay! Enough! We give up!
-(Grandpa Lemon) In 1781,

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after nearly five years
of seed warfare

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and annoying insult bombs,
Cornwallis of Fruit Britain

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surrendered to
General Orange Washington.

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King George conceded defeat.

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As a condition of his surrender,
he agreed to stop flexing,

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recognize New Fruitland
as a sovereign nation,

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and agreed to change
his name to King Engorged.

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-'Cause he's plump.
[laughs]

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[teeth shatter]
Aw, that's not good.

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-(Grandpa Lemon) Sadly, having
neglected his dental hygiene

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during the Fruitvolutionary War,

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Orange Washington
had to get wooden teeth.

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-Hey! These look nice!

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-(Grandpa Lemon)
Thanks to his heroism in battle,

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unwavering stand
against tyranny,

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and his ability to touch
his tongue to his eye,

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Orange Washington
was swept into office

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as the first fruit president.
-I, Orange Washington,

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do solemnly swear to uphold the
Office of President. [laughs]

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-(Grandpa Lemon)
And he paved the way

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for future plant-based leaders

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like Abraham Lincorn

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and Jimmy Carter.
[ding!]

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It was a one-term presidency.

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-Wow! I had no idea
Orange Washington was so cool!

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Whatever happened to him?

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-Oh. He was eaten by seagulls.

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[fruit screaming]

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-[gasps] No, I don't want
to go to school today.

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Oh, it's you guys.

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Could you keep it down?
I'm trying get some shuteye

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on the pavement... in the
middle of the daytime. Please?

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Thank you.
Sweet naughty nectarines.

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-Hey, how do you know so much
about history, Grandpa Lemon?

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-Obviously he was there.
[laughs] 'Cause he's old.

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-Don't be a jerk, Orange.
He's old but not THAT old.

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-Actually, I WAS there.
I lived every moment.

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-Wait. You mean YOU'RE
Benjamin Franklemon?

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-That makes you
over 200 years old!

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-Well, lemon is a preservative.

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That and my intense passion
for older women.

244
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-Wow!
You're a national treasure!

245
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-An inspiration to us all!
-A seagull!

246
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-What? No, I'm not a--

247
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[seagull squawks,
Grandpa Lemon screams]

248
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-Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey!

249
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That's a dollar!

250
00:10:31,824 --> 00:10:35,962
-Eventually they
get all of uuuuu...

251
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♪ My country I salute ♪

252
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♪ Sweet land of talking fruit ♪

253
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♪ Of thee I sing ♪
Goodbye, kids!

254
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-What's he saying?
-I have no idea.

255
00:10:49,341 --> 00:10:51,224
-Sorry,
Grandpa Benjamin Franklemon!

256
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We don't speek gibberish!
[laughs]

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-You had your chance! No! Stop!

259
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Mommy.

260
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[yells]
I don't like that signal.

261
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Oh, okay.
[crew laughs]

262
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It's exfoliation.
Hit it, Daddy Lemon.

263
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He's not really my daddy.
We do look similar, though.

264
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[seagull squawks]
Things get fired.

265
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But it's totally worth it.

266
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[laughter]

267
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[seagull squawking]

268
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Why didn't you
tell me I had this?