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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.28,0:00:03.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DENNIS: Describing an episode\Nof Law and Order in full detail
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.95,0:00:04.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is not a story.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.81,0:00:05.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: No, it's so good!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.89,0:00:06.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.23,0:00:06.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.57,0:00:08.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First of all, I think I could\Nbe a really good lawyer.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.63,0:00:09.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm like better\Nthan Sam Waterston,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.45,0:00:10.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll tell you that much.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.17,0:00:11.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DEE: Oh, you want\Nto be a lawyer?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.60,0:00:13.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you think you should\Nknow how to read or write?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.01,0:00:13.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: Objection!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.80,0:00:14.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hearsay!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.62,0:00:15.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's lawyer talk .
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.48,0:00:16.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAC: I wanna stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.23,0:00:16.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: Hey, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.60,0:00:17.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shh.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.10,0:00:18.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shh.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.06,0:00:19.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna get you\Nhelp, all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.56,0:00:20.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna get you that help.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.27,0:00:21.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But in the mean\Ntime, you gotta give
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.77,0:00:23.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,me the time to\Nbuild your case, you
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.96,0:00:26.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,know, to help your defense out.\N[SINGING LAW AND ORDER THEME
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.46,0:00:29.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SONG] Like, I gotta do my thing!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.83,0:00:34.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then, [SINGING LAW AND ORDER\NTHEME SONG] And then
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.20,0:00:35.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do some moves.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.85,0:00:36.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAC: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.34,0:00:37.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm into it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.62,0:00:38.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.20,0:00:38.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAC: OK.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.67,0:00:39.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell does\Nthat have anything
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.72,0:00:40.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to do with what\NI'm talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.36,0:00:40.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: I don't know,\Nyou know, it's just--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.96,0:00:42.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAC: It's a great show.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.14,0:00:42.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: --lawyer stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.62,0:00:44.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAC: Charlie, are\Nyou gonna help me?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.12,0:00:45.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: Yeah, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.36,0:00:46.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAC: Hear anything\Nabout your car?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.78,0:00:49.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: Ooh, accusations.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.74,0:00:50.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those are no good.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.84,0:00:51.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAC: That's my favorite.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.87,0:00:53.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: [SINGING LAW AND ORDER\NTHEME SONG]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.70,0:00:54.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.78,0:00:56.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm pretty sure\Nyou need a warrant
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.20,0:00:57.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to be doing this, buddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.59,0:00:59.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All I'm saying is that the\Nbook doesn't mean anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.87,0:01:02.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got no evidence,\Nyou got no case, Frank!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.68,0:01:04.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, lady madame\Nof the court, I do
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.29,0:01:05.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,believe that this\Ncourt will realize
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.94,0:01:08.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that we were all victims\Nof a terrible ordeal
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.37,0:01:10.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that caused each and every\None of us great physical,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.67,0:01:12.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and emotional trauma.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.27,0:01:13.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FRANK: Do you mind\Nif my associate and I
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.94,0:01:15.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ask you a couple questions?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.06,0:01:15.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAC'S MOM: Whatever.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.90,0:01:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: Don't feel compelled\Nto answer any of them, Mrs. Mac.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.60,0:01:20.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will be recording\Nthis conversation.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.18,0:01:22.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FRANK: You want a\Nfresh cigarette?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.17,0:01:23.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAC'S MOM: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.64,0:01:25.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FRANK: Well, I noticed\Nyou like cherry pie.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.44,0:01:26.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: Uh, quit\Nthe chit-chat, Frank.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.35,0:01:27.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My client is clearly\Na busy woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.89,0:01:29.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ask your questions.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.04,0:01:31.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FRANK: In your opinion, ma'am,\Nwas your son an angry child?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.66,0:01:32.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: Objection.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.45,0:01:33.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leading.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.96,0:01:36.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FRANK: Did he ever exhibit\Nany hatred toward women?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.08,0:01:37.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: Irrelevant questioning.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.88,0:01:39.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FRANK: Do you\Nthink he was raised
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.26,0:01:40.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a dysfunctional family?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.35,0:01:41.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: Move to strike.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.35,0:01:42.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FRANK: Wait a minute, what\Nare you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.58,0:01:44.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: C'mon dude, ask\Na couple fair questions!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.18,0:01:45.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, I'm gonna\Ngive you one question,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.92,0:01:46.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then we're out of here!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.67,0:01:47.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One question!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.36,0:01:50.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FRANK: Do you think your son's\Nout there killing people?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.83,0:01:51.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAC'S MOM: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.50,0:01:52.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE AND FRANK: AH!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.74,0:01:53.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FRANK: That's it lady!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.66,0:01:54.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going out--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.28,0:01:55.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: Damn it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.06,0:01:57.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just buried me!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.21,0:01:57.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You buried me!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.81,0:02:00.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's my whole case!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.03,0:02:00.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be in touch.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.74,0:02:02.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So look, here's\Nwhat you gotta do.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.48,0:02:03.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gotta deny.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.83,0:02:04.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAC: Deny, deny--
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.62,0:02:05.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: Just deny it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.54,0:02:06.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAC: Deny, deny--
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.56,0:02:07.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: Always deny!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.44,0:02:08.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAC: Deny until the end!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.23,0:02:09.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: Because if\Nyou deny something,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.09,0:02:10.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it means it never happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.10,0:02:10.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAC: Never happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.93,0:02:13.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: Ladies and\Ngentleman of the court, these
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.59,0:02:16.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were dire times, and\Ndire actions were
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.31,0:02:19.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,needed to get those tickets!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.17,0:02:21.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FRANK: We got ourselves\Na serial killer.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.28,0:02:22.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: No, you\Ndon't have anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.82,0:02:23.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's inconclusive, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.95,0:02:24.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FRANK: Look at him!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.74,0:02:25.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: You gotta\Nhave hard evidence.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.56,0:02:25.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FRANK: He's sneaking away!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.98,0:02:27.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: You don't have\Nany hard evidence, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.94,0:02:28.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Objection!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.65,0:02:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Extremely racist!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.00,0:02:31.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't ever admit to that!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.15,0:02:32.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't ever admit it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.37,0:02:34.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It makes my job\Nthat much harder.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.25,0:02:37.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A kangaroo court,\Nit's a kangaroo court.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.39,0:02:38.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAC: More ripped.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.32,0:02:39.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: Strike that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.19,0:02:39.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAC: Jacked.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.74,0:02:40.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: Irrelevant.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.57,0:02:41.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAC: Toned.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.08,0:02:41.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: Exaggeration.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.100,0:02:42.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAC: I work out.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.94,0:02:43.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: I'll allow it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.90,0:02:46.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let the record show that\Nwe question that hotel's
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.03,0:02:47.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sanitation procedures.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.49,0:02:48.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna get you out of this.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.74,0:02:50.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't be afraid to\Nshow me your ugly side.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.70,0:02:51.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAC: Charlie.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.28,0:02:51.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: Damn it, Mac!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.62,0:02:52.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told you not to go back!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.40,0:02:53.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're digging me in\Na pretty big hole.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.39,0:02:55.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aw, you're talking\Nto an innocent man.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.59,0:02:59.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you, or did you not, snap\Ninto an alternate and distinct
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.09,0:03:02.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,personality, causing you to go\Non a serial killing rampage?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.84,0:03:04.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When did you start\Nhearing voices?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.56,0:03:06.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That could actually help us.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.75,0:03:09.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, wait so you're\Nnot a serial killer?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.11,0:03:09.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAC: No!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.83,0:03:11.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: I just won this case,\Nthat means you're a free man!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.90,0:03:14.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, you know what, I'm going\Nto toss in my counter-suit.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.30,0:03:16.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Charlie Kelly versus\NMajor League Baseball,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.32,0:03:17.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Billy Frenetic.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.80,0:03:19.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DEE: Don't do it, Charlie.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.23,0:03:20.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: This guy's\Ngot a strangle hold
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.87,0:03:21.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the mascot's suit.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.58,0:03:22.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DEE: What's happening?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.44,0:03:23.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: All right,\Nfirst of all,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.13,0:03:24.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had to call him the Frenetic.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.58,0:03:26.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His name's the\NFanatic, but, you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.34,0:03:28.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to sued by\NMajor League Baseball
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.39,0:03:29.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I call him the Fanatic.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.55,0:03:31.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And let's talk about steroids!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.44,0:03:33.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can we talked about steroids?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.37,0:03:35.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can we talk about steroid abuse?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.63,0:03:36.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's bullshit!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.36,0:03:37.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's ruining the game.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.64,0:03:39.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's ruining it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.88,0:03:40.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll allow it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.96,0:03:42.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAWYER: Sorry, I forgot.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.27,0:03:43.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where did you go to\Nlaw school, again?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.85,0:03:45.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: I could ask you\Nthat very same question.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.89,0:03:47.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAWYER: I went to Harvard.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.54,0:03:49.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How about you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.30,0:03:50.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: I'm pleading\Nthe fifth, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.84,0:03:52.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAWYER: I'd advise\Nthat you do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.13,0:03:53.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: And I'll\Ntake that advise
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.55,0:03:55.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into cooperation, all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.37,0:03:57.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now let's say you and I\Ngo toe to toe on bird law,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.45,0:03:58.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and see who comes\Nout the victim.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.83,0:04:00.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DENNIS: No, but\Nit's not illegal!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.20,0:04:02.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: Says the guy who\Nknows nothing about the law!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.45,0:04:04.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DENNIS: I can absolutely keep\Na hummingbird as a pet, bro.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.87,0:04:07.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's no different than having\Na parrot or a parakeet.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.08,0:04:08.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a bird, bro.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.36,0:04:09.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: You really can't.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.44,0:04:11.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm not saying\NI agree with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.25,0:04:12.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just that bird\Nlaw in this country,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.92,0:04:14.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's not governed by reason.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.03,0:04:15.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DENNIS: There is no\Nsuch thing as bird law.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.69,0:04:16.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: Yes, there is!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.01,0:04:17.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DENNIS: You know what, I'm\Ngonna get a hummingbird
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.37,0:04:17.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'll show you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.84,0:04:18.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DEE: You guys, I have huge news.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.91,0:04:20.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: Hummingbirds\Nare illegal tender.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.34,0:04:21.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DENNIS: But I'm\Ngoing to get one.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.44,0:04:22.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: You can not.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.29,0:04:23.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DENNIS: To spite you,\NI'm gonna get one.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.70,0:04:24.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DEE: Hello?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.13,0:04:24.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MAC: Where are we with gulls?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.97,0:04:25.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DEE: You guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.55,0:04:27.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: You can\Nkeep a gull as a pet,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.34,0:04:28.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you don't want to\Nlive with a seabird,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.64,0:04:30.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, because the noise level\Nalone on those things--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.77,0:04:32.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have you ever heard\Ngull up close?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.19,0:04:34.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's gonna blast\Nyour eardrums out.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.02,0:04:35.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DEE: You guys, I'm serious!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.84,0:04:38.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: We're both men\Nof the law, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.34,0:04:39.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We get after it, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.50,0:04:41.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We jabber jaw, we\Ngo tit for tat,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.76,0:04:43.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we have our little differences.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.37,0:04:48.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, mind you, the heretofore\Ndocument had dry ink on it
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.55,0:04:51.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for at least many "forknights."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.50,0:04:52.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hereto--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.24,0:04:53.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DEE: We signed it\Na long time ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.66,0:04:56.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: It was a\Nlong time ago signed.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.59,0:04:57.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CROWD: Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.54,0:04:58.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I knew it!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.96,0:05:01.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: It's still new\Nenough to be edible.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.62,0:05:02.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, touche.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.59,0:05:04.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You out-lawyered me there.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.04,0:05:07.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, tell you what though, let's\Nsplit Kitten Mittens 50/50,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.84,0:05:09.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then you'll\Nnever see me again.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.46,0:05:09.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sustained!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.96,0:05:11.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Frank, move to strike!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.07,0:05:11.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FRANK: What do you got there?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.70,0:05:13.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: Let me\Nhandle this, Frank.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.16,0:05:15.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not bull hard He's\Nmaking a few good points.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.34,0:05:16.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good buddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.56,0:05:19.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know a lot about the law,\Nand various other lawyerings.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.95,0:05:21.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm well-educated, well-versed.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.95,0:05:24.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know that situations like\Nthis, real estate wise,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.65,0:05:26.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they're very complex.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.18,0:05:27.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FRANK: But I'm here--
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.14,0:05:28.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: OK.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.58,0:05:30.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I knew that guy\Nwas full of shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.54,0:05:31.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I knew it!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.04,0:05:31.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DENNIS: What guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.90,0:05:32.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CHARLIE: That lawyer guy!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.94,0:05:33.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.44,0:05:35.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He totally besmirched\Nme today, and I
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.87,0:05:37.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,demand satisfaction. from him.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.55,0:05:39.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He slandered me in front\Nof a jury of my own peers,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.86,0:05:40.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.54,0:05:42.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look what they used to do when\Nthat sort of thing happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.100,0:05:45.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These are lawyers settling an\Nargument by dueling it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.73,0:05:47.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Frank, take it easy, bud!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.71,0:05:49.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gotta use your head now.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.19,0:05:50.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Think about the law, all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.61,0:05:53.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What happens if you accidentally\Nhit a child with an umbrella?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.19,0:05:55.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the eyes of law,\Nthat is child abuse.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.68,0:05:56.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What happens then?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.60,0:05:58.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the eyes of the law, you\Nhave to give your properties
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.94,0:06:00.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the parents of that child.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.60,0:06:01.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry, little kid.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.90,0:06:04.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He doesn't know\Nthe law that well.