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Oh

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Well imagine

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As I'm pacing the pews 
in a church corridor

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And I can't help but to hear

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No, I can't help but to hear 
an exchanging of words

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"What a beautiful wedding!"

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What a beautiful wedding!

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Says a bridesmaid to...

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"And, yes, but what a shame, what a shame 
the poor groom's bride is a whore"

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Yeah, you said it, 
not me!

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I'd chime in with a

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"Haven't you people ever heard of 
closing the goddamn door?!"

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No, it's much better to face 
these kinds of things

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With a sense of poise and rationality

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I'd chime in

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"Haven't you people ever heard of 
closing the goddamn door?!"

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No, it's much better to face 
these kinds of things

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With a sense of...

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Well in fact

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Well I'll look at it this way

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I mean technically 
our marriage is saved

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Well this calls for a toast

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So, pour the champagne

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Oh! Well in fact

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Well I'll look at it this way

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I mean technically 
our marriage is saved

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Well this calls for a toast

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So, pour the champagne, 
pour the champagne

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I'd chime in with a

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"Haven't you people ever heard of 
closing the goddamn door?!"

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No, it's much better to face 
these kinds of things

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With a sense of poise 
and rationality

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I'd chime in

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"Haven't you people ever heard of 
closing the goddamn door?!"

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No, it's much better to face 
these kinds of things

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With a sense of poise 
and rationality again

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I'd chime in

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"Haven't you people ever heard of 
closing the goddamn door?!"

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No, it's much better to face 
these kinds of things

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With a sense of poise 
and rationality

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I'd chime in

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"Haven't you people ever heard of 
closing the goddamn door?!"

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No, it's much better to face 
these kinds of things

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With a sense of poise 
and rationality again