… Howard Scott. Okay Howard, let ‘er roll.
And you know, down deep in my
heart I want to sell you one of these
terrific handicapped workers. And
today, like everyday, is a gigantic
sale day here at Handicap City.
Everyday I’m getting in new stock,
and that means that every day is a
good day for you to come on down and
pick out a top of the line, fully
guaranteed, reconditioned model of
your choice. Just come on down and
ask for me, Sid Falco. We’ve got ‘em
all here at Handicap City. We’re the
largest handicap dealership west of
Chicago, and that means we’ve got
whatever you need. We’ve got typists,
lawyers, accountants, sorters, packers,
administrators, mechanics! You name
it, and I’ve got it! And friends…
You can’t do that!
Why not? Forty seconds into the film
you’ve got the audience by the throat!
Yes… it’s a very different
opening, isn’t it?