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Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.86,0:00:07.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,… Howard Scott. Okay \NHoward, let ‘er roll.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.00,0:00:09.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you know, down deep in my
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.37,0:00:10.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,heart I want to sell you one of these
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.97,0:00:13.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,terrific handicapped workers. And
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.11,0:00:15.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,today, like everyday, is a gigantic
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.60,0:00:17.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sale day here at Handicap City.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.44,0:00:19.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyday I’m getting in new stock,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.08,0:00:20.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that means that every day is a
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.39,0:00:21.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,good day for you to come on down and
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.92,0:00:23.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pick out a top of the line, fully
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.71,0:00:25.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,guaranteed, reconditioned model of
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.37,0:00:27.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your choice. Just come on down and
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.36,0:00:29.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ask for me, Sid Falco. We’ve got ‘em
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.21,0:00:31.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all here at Handicap City. We’re the
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.04,0:00:32.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,largest handicap dealership west of
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.85,0:00:34.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chicago, and that means we’ve got
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.40,0:00:36.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whatever you need. We’ve got typists,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.57,0:00:38.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lawyers, accountants, sorters, packers,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.68,0:00:40.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,administrators, mechanics! You name
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.97,0:00:43.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it, and I’ve got it! And friends…
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.75,0:00:45.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can’t do that!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.56,0:00:47.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why not? Forty seconds into the film
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.22,0:00:49.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you’ve got the audience by the throat!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.04,0:00:50.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes… it’s a very different
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.35,0:00:53.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,opening, isn’t it?