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Iam telling you , he is going to put the two coins

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Iam telling you , he is going to put the two coins

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Just shut up da , let him play

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Take the striker

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Its because of you

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If i had won the toss , i would have won by now

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What to do! lets see if he hits it

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Dai just shut for a second

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What a joke!

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Channa I think Amar will hit the coin.

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Amar don't listen to him , just concentrate and think!

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Fuck!

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I could have done that

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Dai

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Retarded fuck!

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Can't you shut the fuck up?

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What the fuck did you just call me?

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Then what should i call you?

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If you can’t play , you can’t, it's simple.

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Dai Dai

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Be silent

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Dai

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Why are you fighting like this?

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Amar leave it, why are pushing this?

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Dinesh shut up da, stop fighting

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Amar if you call me that again..

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What will do?

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Calm down

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You can't shut the fuck up?

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It's not my problem you can’t play

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Amar, don't do this!

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Dai Dai

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Don't shout!

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Shut up!

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Be quiet!

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This is why i don't like playing carrom board

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Dai shut up da!

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Then what?

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Why are you guys fighting?

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I would have hit that white da!

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The game is over

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I would hit that coin!

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Can't you shut the fuck up?

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If you suck, you suck!

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Dai dai

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Macha look at this dumbfuck

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Can't you be silent?

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Couldn't shut your ass for a second?

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Dai dai

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Shut the fuck up da!

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If you talk like a retard...

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Then what?

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Fucking ass!

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For these four retards , this is a daily commotion

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Oh!

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You guys don't know these retards are

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This is DINESH

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We can summarize his life in 2 words

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Thala Ajith

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Then Ilayaraja

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(Vaarthai Thavari Vittai From Sethu)

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Macha

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If God had a voice, it would surely sound like Raja's.

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Right?

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He is a man of routine

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At around 6 p.m, he leaves his home

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and goes to Neelasandra to eat beef kebab

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It doesn't matter if the kebab gets digested

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he will nevertheless hang out with his friends in the tea shop

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Here as the time passes

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they talk about politics

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National economy

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Current affa..

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Malavika's new post

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Woww

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Why are you showing HIM Malavika's post?

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You should show it to me

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Malavika is my girl

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Wait

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Wait

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She is more glamorous here than her previous post right?

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Can't you see that in your phone?

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In any phone , she is my girl

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You say that all the time!

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Give me a second to JUST look

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This is our AMARESH SATHYAMURTHY

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He enjoys watching uniqueee films

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What i mean by unique is?

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not the ones you enjoy

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But the old ART films

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which he downloads and keeps watching

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He really wanted to study abroad

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but his father made him join B.com

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here

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Since then, they haven’t spoken.

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After we finish dinner, can we go to trends?

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You want to buy shirt or pant ?

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No, Appa, I can manage with the clothes I already have.

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This is Channa

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A.K.A

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Hyperchanzz

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They call him the next 'Ulaganayagan'

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Because of his..

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Acting

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Dance

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and most importantly

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He sings better than anirudh

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But according to his father

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what is this?

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You always spend your time in phone or tv

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Phone or tv

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You have no other work

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Whatever i say is 'waste'

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You are 'waste'

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He wants Channa to leave everything

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and focus on the family business

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This is Nishanth

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He is the one who brought this group together

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His hometown is Kolar

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But he came Bangalore to study

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But to his disguest , he joined in an ad agency

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and works in client servicing

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You should hear him scolding his boss

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Dai 5 minutes da

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Tell that pussy to wait for sometime

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He has no patience da

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That fucker won't wait

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Okay! Go under my table

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Okay

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there will be a pen.

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Take that pen and lunge it in his ass.

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Dai what are you saying?

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Iam coming

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His wish is to hike and be a photographer

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Unfortunately he needs money to take care of his family

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The stories of these four in kodigehalli is

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[ Kutty Story from the film Master]

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Dai, stop singing and give me that coin

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Brother

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don’t sing THAT guy’s song in front of me

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i'm already pissed.

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Aamai[Ajith fans] shouldn’t talk about this.

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Guys! See its a jackass Anil[Vijay fans]

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Anyways What have you guys achieved ?

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Okay! when was the last time he made a film?

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When was your guy’s last film?

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Haven't you heard of a film called master?

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After Lokesh Kanakaraj[director] made Kaithi

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he immediately signed..

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Ya! After making a successful film, Vijay chose him

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What did Ajith do?

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He sticks to Sirutha Siva[director] like a clingy bitch.

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Leave Siva out of it, didn’t he do Nerkonda Paarvai?

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The remake of 'Pink'[Film]

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He is doing a women empowerment film!

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Exactly a ‘REMAKE’

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He is scared to do original films

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That's why he takes a successful film and REmakes it.

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A lawyer story, no heroine

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Isn’t that a good content film?

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Who is this guy?

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In the original, the heroine is THE protagonist

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and Amitabh Bachchan is just a supporting role

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okay?

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Dance..

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Ajith can’t dance

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If you see his songs

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he will just move his lips

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He will just walk to his right and left

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Then a few slow motion shots and then the song ends.

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Vijay dances

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sings

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In audio launch, he gets on the stage and gives a

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snorefest speech then the audience comes to watch his film

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My guy doesn’t need to do that bro

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He doesn't need to do any promotion!

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His name is enough

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We will be there

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Waking up at 5 then getting his blessing is all we need

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The vibe we get!

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Bro!

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See cinema as cinema

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Wait Wait

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Listen to me

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Ajith can act and by just acting he did 55 to 56 films.

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Yes!

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Vijay by singing..

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Shut the fuck up bro!

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How long will keep talking about this?

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Take!

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Vijay sings

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dances

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acts

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and fights!

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By doing this he has done 64 films

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with the addition of 'Master'

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right?

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Let that be

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for my guy 'Valimai' is going to release

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Nerkonda Paarvai just released

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A social awareness film!

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Nerkonda Paarvai..

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Didn't your guy make 'Bigil'?

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Dinesh

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In the name of empowerment

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he calls her 'Fat-ass'

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Give me the biriyani da!

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[Enakke Enakkaa song from 'Jeans' ]

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Dinesh ,play that song

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Which song?

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The one from 'Jeans'

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Jeans right?

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From that film there is a underrated song

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I bet you guys haven’t heard it

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I will play it now

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[Punnagayil Theemooti song from Jeans]

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Dai play the song i asked you to

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This is Rahman's peak!

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This makes you feel!

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Don't ruin the vibe da

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Dai

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Its like a funeral song

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Nishanth, Since Sanchana left him in college


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he is only listening to these kind of songs.

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Correct , correct

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Do you really need to talk about her?

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Macha, take his phone away

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Okay ! I won't play, I won't play that song

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You guys don’t have an interest in REAL music.

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You both don’t have any music sense.

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Dai

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Macha

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i will send you an audio in whatsapp

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I've composed a song. Play it now.

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Super macha

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they won’t listen to songs i play

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We play yours then.

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Macha listen to this song

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Check it in Whatsapp da

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Got it, I’ll play it now.

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Macha, how's the song, da?

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Macha , The beats are amazing da

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Thanks mama

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Its good

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Wait for the drop

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What a beat man!

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Yaya!

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Macha , please change the song

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I feel like sleeping when I hear it

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Sorry Channa, they won't let you listen to good songs

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Dai! I created this song to make you sleep. Fuck it

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But super Channa! Did you really make this song?

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Yes macha

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How is it?

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Its really amazing

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Thanks macha

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Macha I am sorry, I swear Dinesh ruined the vibe

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This was also in the same mood vibe

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thats why i didn't like it

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fuck off

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Are you pissed?

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Okay be pissed

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Macha

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Stop near that juice shop

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Move daa

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This is good right?

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Juice is good?

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[Thookom varudhu song]

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Good bro

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Dai

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Stop singing that song

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Why? It's a good song

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Really annoying bro