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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh Windows XP! How much I love you so!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.74,0:00:05.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am going to Firefox!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.24,0:00:10.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that I am in Mozilla Firefox,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.74,0:00:14.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am going to... wait! What is that down there?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.24,0:00:15.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARIO KART 9?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.34,0:00:20.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes! This game is finally here! I am going to install it!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.48,0:00:25.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes I want to install it!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.72,0:00:28.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, what does that small text say?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.72,0:00:31.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh Well, I guess I have to install it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.47,0:00:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait! What is this?! Caillou OS? Oh no!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.07,0:00:39.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh no!" is right!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.64,0:00:43.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I am so sick and tired of people making grounded videos out of me!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.72,0:00:45.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I am back here with Caillou (should be /ˈkaɪˌju/) OS!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.70,0:00:49.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh No! Not Caillou, my worst enemy!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.48,0:00:50.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yep I am!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.72,0:00:53.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I am going to make you install this OS!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.45,0:00:56.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow! The installation is already done?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.74,0:00:58.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That always happens every time!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.97,0:01:02.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But anyways, click the YES button to install Caillou OS!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.47,0:01:06.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! I will not install this OS! It sucks!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.69,0:01:09.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How dare you refuse to install my OS‽
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.95,0:01:13.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's it, I am going to take over your cursor and install it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.98,0:01:19.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NO(19x)! Don't do it, please!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.93,0:01:30.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, why is the screen yellow?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.25,0:01:47.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God, what the bloody hell is THIS‽
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.74,0:01:49.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A Caillou Wallpaper!?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.75,0:01:51.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's so(4x) mean!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.88,0:01:53.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, welcome to Caillou OS.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.03,0:01:55.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will be your guide.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.71,0:01:59.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me! How can I change the wallpaper?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.26,0:02:01.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want a Mario wallpaper!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.37,0:02:05.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry. But changing wallpapers has been disabled for some privacy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.31,0:02:10.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OKAY! IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME A MARIO WALLPAPER, I AM GOING TO BEAT YOUR BUTTHOLE!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.22,0:02:15.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, OK! Fine! I'll give you a stupid boring Mario wallpaper!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.33,0:02:16.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There, happy now?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.99,0:02:18.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yup, I am!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.44,0:02:19.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will draw a picture.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.02,0:02:21.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Draw a picture.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.15,0:02:22.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ahead.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.56,0:02:25.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK! I will draw a picture.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.15,0:02:27.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Narration: One hundred twenty minutes later...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.47,0:02:30.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what do you think of my art?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.46,0:02:33.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's terrible! I don't remember having a gun like this!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.22,0:02:35.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am going to erase it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.23,0:02:43.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! Why did you do that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.72,0:02:45.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because it contains mature content.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.98,0:02:46.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatever!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.69,0:02:50.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys! We have a goal! Hungary won with 1 goal!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.84,0:02:55.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up! Nobody cares about Hungary! It's one of the worst countries ever!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.72,0:02:58.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will go on Facebook.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.66,0:03:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Click the like (👍) button if you love Caillou OS.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.50,0:03:05.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! I won't click the like button, I hate Caillou OS!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.63,0:03:08.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How dare you refuse to click the like button‽
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.33,0:03:11.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's it, I'm gonna do it by myself!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.47,0:03:13.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh crap, don't do it please!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.45,0:03:17.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no(5x)! I am gonna see the post!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.62,0:03:23.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! Why do Dora, Wanda, and Alien like your OS?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.76,0:03:26.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And why is Wanda and Alien still here?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.75,0:03:30.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's already dead at November 20th, 2015.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.73,0:03:33.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Yeah. He's already dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.70,0:03:36.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But do not let anybody know, it's a secret!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.68,0:03:38.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will now go on NotePad!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.78,0:03:42.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! Why is this font Comic Sans?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.86,0:03:44.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hate Comic Sans!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.58,0:03:47.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's one of the worst fonts ever!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.37,0:03:49.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to change the font!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.45,0:03:53.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too bad! The font is currently Comic Sans as a default font!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.60,0:03:55.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It will not be changed!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.12,0:03:59.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you keep messing around with me, I will give you a Blue Screen of Death!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.13,0:04:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't do that! That's stupid!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.87,0:04:04.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know who else is stupid? You!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.37,0:04:07.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's it! Blue Screen of Death Time!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.97,0:04:11.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, rude! I am going to restart the computer.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.08,0:04:13.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Narration) One restart later...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.52,0:04:14.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome back!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.69,0:04:17.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! I noticed something in (not "to") the taskbar~
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.02,0:04:20.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There was a Windows 10 Taskbar.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.60,0:04:26.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I don't know why it is still 2015... 2015 is already over.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.03,0:04:32.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah! I noticed that it's still 2015 while it is 2016.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.07,0:04:36.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But oh well. We will fix it at the next update!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.70,0:04:40.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will go on Twitter because it's my favourite social media network ever!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.83,0:04:44.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am going to follow RTL Clubs' Twitter acount.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.40,0:04:48.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys! Hungary has (not "have") two goals! Our country (not "He") is winning!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.22,0:04:55.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What‽ Another goal‽ You can't be serious! Why does Portugal keep losing‽ I wish they could have a goal!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.40,0:05:00.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I am happy that Hungary had 2 goals! Like they're fighting against Austria!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.80,0:05:04.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry. But you can only follow my Twitter account.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.40,0:05:08.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn it Caillou! Oh! And also, Hungary had 3 goals!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.12,0:05:16.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G R(16x)! Goddamn it Hungary! You're a loser! You should better lose soon!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.12,0:05:18.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wil now go on YouTube.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.42,0:05:23.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am going to watch 'Caillou gets Grounded' videos because I hate Caillou so much.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.46,0:05:29.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What‽ I don't want to watch Caillou videos!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.11,0:05:31.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to watch something else!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.36,0:05:31.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too bad!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.08,0:05:34.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know! I will play games!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.72,0:05:42.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh come on! Why am I only have to play Caillou Cooks and Caillou House of Puzzles?! Both of these games suck!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.83,0:05:50.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Except (typo: Expect) for... wait! Is that Super Mario Maker?! That's my favorite game! But I don't think it's a jke!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.68,0:05:53.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on! I'll promise it's not a joke!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.62,0:05:57.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK! I am going to test it out right here!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.46,0:06:09.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HEY!!! THIS IS NOT SUPER MARIO MAKER!!! THIS IS SUPER CAILLOU MAKER!!! THAT'S IT, I AM EXITING THIS GAME!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.60,0:06:13.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what?! I am so(4x) sick and tired of this OS!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.06,0:06:18.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is one of the most worst popular crappy OS in the history!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.38,0:06:22.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am going to click this icon next to the internet icon!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.61,0:06:32.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shoot!!! Why is everything disappearing‽!!! I will be back next time, You stupid Italian loser!!!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.51,0:06:36.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NAH "OO"(14x)!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.60,0:06:46.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yay! My windows XP Computer is back!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.44,0:06:48.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No more Caillou OS!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.63,0:06:55.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SUBTITLES PROVIDED BY AMARA.ORG.