1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,520 Oh Windows XP! How much I love you so! 2 00:00:03,740 --> 00:00:05,280 I am going to Firefox! 3 00:00:08,243 --> 00:00:10,593 Now that I am in Mozilla Firefox, 4 00:00:10,737 --> 00:00:14,157 I am going to... wait! What is that down there?! 5 00:00:14,239 --> 00:00:15,259 MARIO KART 9?! 6 00:00:15,339 --> 00:00:20,559 Yes! This game is finally here! I am going to install it! 7 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:25,560 Yes I want to install it! 8 00:00:25,717 --> 00:00:28,567 Wait, what does that small text say? 9 00:00:28,723 --> 00:00:31,533 Oh Well, I guess I have to install it. 10 00:00:33,471 --> 00:00:38,001 Wait! What is this?! Caillou OS? Oh no! 11 00:00:38,071 --> 00:00:39,551 "Oh no!" is right! 12 00:00:39,645 --> 00:00:43,645 And I am so sick and tired of people making grounded videos out of me! 13 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:45,550 And I am back here with Caillou (should be /ˈkaɪˌju/) OS! 14 00:00:45,704 --> 00:00:49,304 Oh No! Not Caillou, my worst enemy! 15 00:00:49,476 --> 00:00:50,566 Yep I am! 16 00:00:50,722 --> 00:00:53,402 And I am going to make you install this OS! 17 00:00:53,452 --> 00:00:56,572 Wow! The installation is already done?! 18 00:00:56,744 --> 00:00:58,814 That always happens every time! 19 00:00:58,974 --> 00:01:02,314 But anyways, click the YES button to install Caillou OS! 20 00:01:02,468 --> 00:01:06,528 No! I will not install this OS! It sucks! 21 00:01:06,690 --> 00:01:09,810 How dare you refuse to install my OS‽ 22 00:01:09,950 --> 00:01:13,747 That's it, I am going to take over your cursor and install it! 23 00:01:13,979 --> 00:01:19,809 NO(19x)! Don't do it, please! 24 00:01:27,934 --> 00:01:30,524 Wait, why is the screen yellow?! 25 00:01:44,254 --> 00:01:47,314 Oh my God, what the bloody hell is THIS‽ 26 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:49,540 A Caillou Wallpaper!? 27 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:51,800 That's so(4x) mean! 28 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:53,880 Hello, welcome to Caillou OS. 29 00:01:54,029 --> 00:01:55,559 I will be your guide. 30 00:01:55,707 --> 00:01:59,067 Excuse me! How can I change the wallpaper? 31 00:01:59,261 --> 00:02:01,241 I want a Mario wallpaper! 32 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:05,309 Sorry. But changing wallpapers has been disabled for some privacy. 33 00:02:05,309 --> 00:02:10,049 OKAY! IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME A MARIO WALLPAPER, I AM GOING TO BEAT YOUR BUTTHOLE!!! 34 00:02:10,219 --> 00:02:15,169 OK, OK! Fine! I'll give you a stupid boring Mario wallpaper! 35 00:02:15,333 --> 00:02:16,844 There, happy now?! 36 00:02:16,994 --> 00:02:18,254 Yup, I am! 37 00:02:18,444 --> 00:02:19,934 I will draw a picture. 38 00:02:20,024 --> 00:02:21,154 Draw a picture. 39 00:02:21,154 --> 00:02:22,384 Go ahead. 40 00:02:22,558 --> 00:02:25,018 OK! I will draw a picture. 41 00:02:25,148 --> 00:02:27,108 Narration: One hundred twenty minutes later... 42 00:02:27,467 --> 00:02:30,297 So, what do you think of my art? 43 00:02:30,455 --> 00:02:33,955 It's terrible! I don't remember having a gun like this! 44 00:02:34,225 --> 00:02:35,905 I am going to erase it! 45 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:43,569 Hey! Why did you do that?! 46 00:02:43,725 --> 00:02:45,895 Because it contains mature content. 47 00:02:45,981 --> 00:02:46,641 Whatever! 48 00:02:46,691 --> 00:02:50,691 Guys! We have a goal! Hungary won with 1 goal! 49 00:02:50,841 --> 00:02:55,461 Shut up! Nobody cares about Hungary! It's one of the worst countries ever! 50 00:02:55,724 --> 00:02:58,544 I will go on Facebook. 51 00:02:58,665 --> 00:03:01,475 Click the like (👍) button if you love Caillou OS. 52 00:03:01,503 --> 00:03:05,503 No! I won't click the like button, I hate Caillou OS! 53 00:03:05,631 --> 00:03:08,251 How dare you refuse to click the like button‽ 54 00:03:08,329 --> 00:03:11,159 That's it, I'm gonna do it by myself! 55 00:03:11,469 --> 00:03:13,979 Oh crap, don't do it please! 56 00:03:14,454 --> 00:03:17,594 Oh no(5x)! I am gonna see the post! 57 00:03:19,622 --> 00:03:23,622 Hey! Why do Dora, Wanda, and Alien like your OS? 58 00:03:23,756 --> 00:03:26,556 And why is Wanda and Alien still here? 59 00:03:26,746 --> 00:03:30,556 He's already dead at November 20th, 2015. 60 00:03:30,727 --> 00:03:33,527 Oh, Yeah. He's already dead. 61 00:03:33,698 --> 00:03:36,508 But do not let anybody know, it's a secret! 62 00:03:36,681 --> 00:03:38,651 I will now go on NotePad! 63 00:03:38,785 --> 00:03:42,785 Hey! Why is this font Comic Sans? 64 00:03:42,864 --> 00:03:44,514 I hate Comic Sans! 65 00:03:44,580 --> 00:03:47,280 It's one of the worst fonts ever! 66 00:03:47,371 --> 00:03:49,331 I want to change the font! 67 00:03:49,447 --> 00:03:53,447 Too bad! The font is currently Comic Sans as a default font! 68 00:03:53,602 --> 00:03:55,042 It will not be changed! 69 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:59,120 If you keep messing around with me, I will give you a Blue Screen of Death! 70 00:03:59,127 --> 00:04:01,797 You can't do that! That's stupid! 71 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:04,297 Do you know who else is stupid? You! 72 00:04:04,371 --> 00:04:07,051 That's it! Blue Screen of Death Time! 73 00:04:07,970 --> 00:04:11,970 Well, rude! I am going to restart the computer. 74 00:04:12,082 --> 00:04:13,442 (Narration) One restart later... 75 00:04:13,525 --> 00:04:14,638 Welcome back! 76 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:17,948 Hey! I noticed something in (not "to") the taskbar~ 77 00:04:18,021 --> 00:04:20,571 There was a Windows 10 Taskbar. 78 00:04:20,601 --> 00:04:26,981 And I don't know why it is still 2015... 2015 is already over. 79 00:04:27,028 --> 00:04:32,918 Oh, yeah! I noticed that it's still 2015 while it is 2016. 80 00:04:33,066 --> 00:04:36,566 But oh well. We will fix it at the next update! 81 00:04:36,698 --> 00:04:40,748 I will go on Twitter because it's my favourite social media network ever! 82 00:04:40,828 --> 00:04:44,268 I am going to follow RTL Clubs' Twitter acount. 83 00:04:44,395 --> 00:04:48,155 Guys! Hungary has (not "have") two goals! Our country (not "He") is winning! 84 00:04:48,225 --> 00:04:55,335 What‽ Another goal‽ You can't be serious! Why does Portugal keep losing‽ I wish they could have a goal!!! 85 00:04:55,397 --> 00:05:00,727 Well, I am happy that Hungary had 2 goals! Like they're fighting against Austria! 86 00:05:00,795 --> 00:05:04,315 I'm sorry. But you can only follow my Twitter account. 87 00:05:04,402 --> 00:05:08,892 Damn it Caillou! Oh! And also, Hungary had 3 goals! 88 00:05:09,122 --> 00:05:16,032 G R(16x)! Goddamn it Hungary! You're a loser! You should better lose soon! 89 00:05:16,125 --> 00:05:18,115 I wil now go on YouTube. 90 00:05:18,416 --> 00:05:23,516 I am going to watch 'Caillou gets Grounded' videos because I hate Caillou so much. 91 00:05:25,461 --> 00:05:29,011 What‽ I don't want to watch Caillou videos! 92 00:05:29,114 --> 00:05:31,234 I want to watch something else! 93 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:31,910 Too bad! 94 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:34,582 I know! I will play games! 95 00:05:34,718 --> 00:05:42,728 Oh come on! Why am I only have to play Caillou Cooks and Caillou House of Puzzles?! Both of these games suck! 96 00:05:42,833 --> 00:05:50,583 Except (typo: Expect) for... wait! Is that Super Mario Maker?! That's my favorite game! But I don't think it's a jke! 97 00:05:50,675 --> 00:05:53,575 Come on! I'll promise it's not a joke! 98 00:05:53,615 --> 00:05:57,025 OK! I am going to test it out right here! 99 00:06:00,465 --> 00:06:09,525 HEY!!! THIS IS NOT SUPER MARIO MAKER!!! THIS IS SUPER CAILLOU MAKER!!! THAT'S IT, I AM EXITING THIS GAME!!! 100 00:06:09,596 --> 00:06:13,856 You know what?! I am so(4x) sick and tired of this OS! 101 00:06:14,060 --> 00:06:18,060 This is one of the most worst popular crappy OS in the history! 102 00:06:18,384 --> 00:06:22,334 I am going to click this icon next to the internet icon! 103 00:06:25,612 --> 00:06:32,492 Oh shoot!!! Why is everything disappearing‽!!! I will be back next time, You stupid Italian loser!!!!! 104 00:06:32,510 --> 00:06:36,250 NAH "OO"(14x)! 105 00:06:42,596 --> 00:06:46,376 Yay! My windows XP Computer is back! 106 00:06:46,443 --> 00:06:48,243 No more Caillou OS! 107 00:06:51,631 --> 00:06:55,631 SUBTITLES PROVIDED BY AMARA.ORG.