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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.18,0:00:11.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are Maartje and Kine
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.66,0:00:15.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and today is World Animal Day - Yay!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.09,0:00:16.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.74,0:00:18.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we want to play a song for you
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.26,0:00:20.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about the panda, because the panda
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.17,0:00:22.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is about to go extinct --
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.46,0:00:24.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's a very sad fact --
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.06,0:00:28.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because it refuses to have sex.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.42,0:00:30.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A phenomenon we don't know here in Delft,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.43,0:00:32.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think, all the male -- (Chuckles) (Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.90,0:00:34.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anyway, you have to imagine
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.98,0:00:38.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the giant panda sitting --
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.26,0:00:40.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Music) Sitting in the jungle
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.66,0:00:43.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on its big panda ass,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.62,0:00:46.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,slow and fat and lazy,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.06,0:00:49.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,chewing bamboo grass.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.14,0:00:51.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Destined for extinction
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.74,0:00:54.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like in Darwin's law.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.22,0:00:56.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The joke of evolution,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.54,0:00:59.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the giant panda.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.14,0:01:01.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They refuse to reproduce.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.62,0:01:04.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They'd rather be dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.26,0:01:06.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They have the starfish syndrome
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.84,0:01:09.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lying lifeless in their bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.43,0:01:11.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're all watching panda porn,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.98,0:01:14.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but not to their delight.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.26,0:01:16.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Despite their new HD TVs
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.68,0:01:19.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's still in black and white.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.42,0:01:38.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Music)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.93,0:01:41.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The panda lady masturbates
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.38,0:01:43.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,only with bamboo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.92,0:01:45.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she is the main attraction
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.98,0:01:48.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of every Chinese zoo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.70,0:01:51.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She'd rather be celibate.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.14,0:01:53.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's saving all her eggs.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.59,0:01:55.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She'd rather fake a headache
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.76,0:01:58.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than spreading her legs.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.70,0:02:00.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All the pandas will be gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.90,0:02:03.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E-I-E-I-O!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.26,0:02:05.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They just won't have some bedroom fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.54,0:02:07.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E-I-E-I-O!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.68,0:02:08.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They won't fuck here
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.98,0:02:10.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they won't fuck there.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.18,0:02:12.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the fuck - don't you fuck\NWhat the don't you stop fuck!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.46,0:02:14.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All the pandas will be gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.42,0:02:16.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E-I-E-I-O!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.38,0:02:23.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Music)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.96,0:02:36.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Public clapping) (Music)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.66,0:02:39.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The last of the black-and-whitians
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.14,0:02:41.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,never had a chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.46,0:02:43.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The panda man forgot
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.17,0:02:46.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about the little johnny in his pants.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.09,0:02:48.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause if you mix two pandas
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.26,0:02:50.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there simply is no way
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.82,0:02:53.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that black and white will give you
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.34,0:02:55.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fifty shades of grey.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.92,0:03:06.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) (Music)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.34,0:03:11.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Panda panda panda --
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.30,0:03:13.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause once in the white and black,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.95,0:03:15.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll never come back!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.28,0:03:19.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Panda panda panda
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.01,0:03:22.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause once in the white and black,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.74,0:03:25.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll never come back!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.66,0:03:30.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.22,0:03:34.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.59,0:03:37.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, wow!\NWe've got one more song.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.58,0:03:39.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are a Dutch comedy duo
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.74,0:03:41.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so the song you just heard
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.42,0:03:43.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was actually our first one in English --
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.34,0:03:45.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that was a big step for us.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.14,0:03:48.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we started out as classical musicians
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.14,0:03:50.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and as a classical musician, \Nyou are not supposed
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.46,0:03:52.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to write anything yourself,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.42,0:03:56.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because it's not going to be\Nas good as Mozart anyway --
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.05,0:03:57.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it probably isn't --
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.76,0:04:00.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but like the motto\N'Do try this at home',
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.54,0:04:02.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we started making our own songs,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.38,0:04:04.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which you just heard.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.70,0:04:06.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we want to let you hear something
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.68,0:04:09.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from where we started.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.30,0:04:13.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this is Astor Piazzola,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.09,0:04:17.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Escualo - The Shark.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.24,0:04:20.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Growls)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.03,0:04:21.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.17,0:04:28.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Music)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.68,0:07:41.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.71,0:07:42.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dankuwel!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.45,0:07:45.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you!